- >Equestria day 41
- >Month time skip, getting to the whole HumanAnon part
- >Gonna be shorter than it should be
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- >>Been a while now since you flew your ass into Ponyville
- >>The basics of the whole town up to this point are fairly simple
- >>Dash is your bro
- >>Pinkie is crazy, yet smart
- >>Rarity is a bitch
- >>Applejack is a cowgirl, nuff said
- >>Fluttershy is still the cutest pony you have met here yet
- >>Twilight acts like your older sister
- >>And then there's your schoolin on Equestria and such
- >>Celestia, Luna, Discord, yada yada yada, Helaments of Armoury
- >>You weren't paying attention when Twilight gave you the rundown
- >>But, you make good money (or bits as they call it) doing your whole weather patrol with Dash
- >>Got your own house by day 30 or so, still crashed with Dash whenever though
- >>Move clouds, have a party, get drunk, sleep
- >>Rundown of your life in Ponyville, with the occasional surprise event here and there
- >>Now, moving onto today
- >>A normal day in Ponyville
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- >>Wake up, long night of drinking and partying with Dash
- >>Open your eyes
- >>Thank Celestia there's no sun out today
- >>Today it was going to rain, something needed around here for a while
- >>Though with the power to control the weather, wouldn't it be easier to just answer the call when needed
- >>Or is that a little too...helpful
- >>Cuz say your superman, your not gonna save every fucking idiot that decides to fall off a building
- >>Get out of bed and walk over to the window
- >>Damn, its a monsoon out there
- >>Not that it would matter to you, your inside and its outside
- >>Walk down the stairs and to your kitchen
- >>You think about it for a moment
- >>The ceiling is only five and a half feet tall, when you were human you could just barely squeeze in here
- >>But being a pony that's only three feet tall, leaves a lot of room
- >>Eat up a berry sandwich
- >>Pony food is starting to grow on you, though what you'd give for some bacon really
- >>Come to terms that ponys dont eat meat, but still, you shouldn't be a pony
- >>You should be back home, as a human, sitting around pastebin and making up some fanfics
- >>But you will admit being a pegasus is definitively better than being a person, even without the thumbs and fingers
- >>Banging at your door
- >>You know who it is as you open it
- >>A very wet Rainbro Dash shoots into your house as you shut the door
- "Took ya long enough there Dash."
- >>She shook herself dry, effectively getting everything near her wet
- >>"And I'd like to see you fly across Ponyville in a storm like that."
- >>You dismiss it with a wave of your hoof
- "Yeah yeah, did you bring the stuff?"
- >>She smiles
- >>"Hell yea I brought the stuff."
- >>She dumps whats in her bag on the floor
- >>First came the booze, then came the movies
- >>Still amazed that these ponys could create a tv or even movies
- >>But so long as its there, why question it at all
- >>Spent the whole day doing nothing but drinking beer and watching movies with your bro
- >>Action, Horror, Comedy, Romance, hell what DIDNT she bring
- >>Aside from the kitchen sink that is
- >>So what you assume to be is around mid-night
- >>Dash is passed out on top of you...again
- >>So you've managed to out drink her finally
- >>Actually, with the way things are going you might be able to beat her at everything soon
- >>Just need a little bit more practice
- >>Look down at your bro
- >>Its the first time you've seen here asleep and you have to say, she is so damn cute asleep
- >>You stroke her mane, feels like silk
- >>Wait wait wait dude
- >>Back up for a second and think about this for a second ok
- >>That's a pony your thinking about fucking
- >>All things aside you've never gotten it with a human girl before
- >>Also, shes your bro
- >>But you cant shake the feeling in your heart
- >>You know she's a pony and it would be wrong, but there's no way to get back home
- >>Plus she's been with you since day one...er day two
- >>All the time you've spent together
- >>You cant help but feel that way when your around her
- >>So you do love a pony
- >>Much better you love Rainbow Dash
- >>Now you have to see if she loves you back
- >>But how
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