- >Equestria day 10
- >Yep, still day ten, now with 20% less spaghetti
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- >>Sugercube corner, and a fine hello to you too
- >>So this is where Pinkie Pie is supposed to live
- >>With as much sugar as this place has, and built with
- >>Something says this place is....
- >>A car maintenance shop
- >>...
- >>...
- >>Fine, its a fucking bakery, cant you let me imagine
- >>Walk in with Dash, some pink pony is zipping around
- >>Oh god, dont tell me SHE'S Pinkie Pie
- >>"Hey Pinkie!"
- >>Shit, too late to back out now
- >>"Oh hi Rainbow Dash, who's this pony?"
- >>She is all over you now
- >>"This a new friend, or one of your old friends? Whats his name, are you sure he's a he."
- >>Wait what, oh no your not looking
- >>Push her away with a hoof
- "My names Fire Bolt, and I just got here."
- >>She's super excited, fuck it was super effective
- >>"Then we need to throw you a PARTY!"
- >>Shes off the walls now, literally
- >>Wait was she just on the ceiling
- >>Someone explain this girl to me PLEASE
- >>Before long you might just lose your sanity
- >>"Oh its gonna be a gigantic WELCOME PARTY! Everyone's gonna be there and then we all- HUUUH!"
- >>She's off again, something about getting ready this time
- >>You give Dash an awkward glance and she just smiles at you
- >>"Well, you meet Pinkie. Figured she should be first, what with her party's and all."
- >>She leads you out of Sugarcube Corner and onto another building
- >>Carousel Boutique, sounds fancy
- >>"Ok, next stop is Rarity."
- >>Again, sounds fancy
- >>These pony's and their names, seems to reflect who they are inside
- >>....
- >>So then, what does Fire Bolt reflect
- >>Other than being set on fire and going supersonic
- >>That you've gotten out of the way
- >>Still, you picked it so no big deal right
- >>"Rarity, you in there?"
- >>No answer
- >>For once your relieved as much as humanly possible
- >>er, as much as pony possible
- >>I dont know, this whole body thing really has you all over the place with right and wrong
- >>"Um, Rainbow Dash, Rarity had to go to Canterlot this week remember?"
- >>Turn around
- >>Purple pony this time, with a baby dragon and a horn
- >>Good god you hope it doesn't shoot unicorn mayonnaise
- >>....
- >>....
- >>Ok those of you who got the reference raise your hand
- >>Bad joke, moving on
- >>"Oh yeah, must have just slipped my mind is all."
- >>Dash lets out a laugh then realizes you dont know this other pony
- >>"Oh right, Bolt meet Twilight. Twilight, this is Bolt."
- >>Twilight holds out a hoof
- >>If you had HANDS you would shake her hoof, but you bump it instead
- >>Not sure if that counts as a handshake, but she just smiles and walks off with her dragon
- >>You give Dash an odd look
- >>"She owns the Library over there, besides that, she's Princess Celestia's top student."
- >>Ok time to be an idiot again
- "Princess Celestia?"
- >>She just sighs at you
- >>"You really have no idea about Equestria do you? Well, friends first, lectures last."
- >>The two of you head off to 'sweet apple acres' to meet Applejack or something
- >>Something in the back of your mind tells you there is not a single male pony around this town
- >>Arrive at the farm
- >>...
- >>...
- >>Apples, who'd have guessed
- >>"Hey Applejack! Got a minute?"
- >>An orange mare comes up and stands by the gate separating you three
- >>"Yeah, whats up Rainbow?
- >>"Just wanted ya to meet the new pegasus in town here."
- >>Dash pats a hoof on your back, thank god your both the same size
- >>"Alrighty then, gota name there fella?"
- "Yeah, Bolt."
- >>Applejack smiled and holds out a hoof
- >>You bump it with yours
- >>Thats three times you've done that now, only with Dash does the word 'brohoof' come to mind
- >>"Nice ta meet ya then Bolt, but i best be gettin back ta work."
- >>You and Dash wave goodbye and then fly off to Fluttershy's cottage
- >>Sweet Apple Acres, wonder what they do there
- >>Like that needs an answer really
- >>Moving on, you and Dash arrive at FLuttershy's cottage
- >>One word is all it takes to describe her place
- >>Animals
- >>Animals EVERYWHERE
- >>Birds, Rabbits, Chickens, was that an alligator
- >>A yellow mare is watering some flowers and softly humming to herself
- >>The image already sparks up a D'aw inside you, but you slowly push it down and move on
- >>"Hey fluttershy!"
- >>She looks up and spies you with Dash
- >>"Oh, um, hey Rainbow Dash. Um, who's your friend?"
- >>God damn she has the softest voice you've ever heard in your life
- >>Its like velvet against your ear drums
- "Im-"
- >>Dash cuts you off
- >>"He's Bolt, just got to Ponyville. Wanted to stop by and say hi."
- >>Her idea, you were just gonna go get hammered instead
- "Yeah, nice to meet ya Fluttershy."
- >>You hold out a hoof, she taps it in return
- >>Riiight, shy and timid - keep it in mind next time
- >>"Sorry but, Its getting dark and I have to feed my friends, you'll understand wont you?"
- >>Fuck she's so cute
- >>"Oh dont worry about it Flutters."
- >>Fluttershy takes that as a cue to leave, and she returns to her house
- "She's...."
- >>"Shy, timid, meek."
- "How about all of the above?"
- >>You both share a laugh
- >>"Come on Bolt, someone still has a party to attend."
- >>Buck yeah you do
- >>Brohoof
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- >>Pinkie Pies party, and you quote, is crazy
- >>Not only did the five ponys you met today show up, but just about the whole town did as well
- >>The fuck Pinkie, this how it always goes down
- >>Not that you would mind, but there's no booze around here
- >>So you find yourself outside the house watching the stars as they appear in the sky
- >>Unannounced to you, some pony is tirelessly working hard to bring you such a beautiful night
- >>Somepony puts a hoof around your shoulders
- >>Pinkie Pie
- >>"Hey, whats wrong? You look so glum, its YOUR party silly."
- "Sorry Pinkie. Was just thinking about my family."
- >>She looks at you in surprise
- >>"But I thought you lived on your on in the Everfree forest, fighting off monsters and baking cupcakes!"
- >>Her logic is terrible
- "Pinkie, just because I grew up alone doesn't mean I didn't have parents."
- >>She deflates a bit, and like a loose cannon she's back to running a million words a second
- >>"Anyways, I wanted you to get your Welcome Cupcake!"
- >>She hands you a pink cupcake and bounces off inside
- >>That girl sure is nice and all, but fuck she can drive you up a wall given the chance
- >>Go to take a bit of your cupcake
- >>Thing explodes in your face, confetti and ribbons and frosting all over
- >>Pinkie
- >>You sly girl
- >>Almost mid-night
- >>You came out of your shell a bit more and mingled with everypony
- >>Even Pinkie Pie, who got her payback in the form of cake in the face
- >>likeaninja.png
- >>Though she just licked it off her face and thanked you
- >>Damn is she crazy
- >>Say your goodbyes to everyone, and fly home with Dash
- >>As much as you love her house, having your own would be nice too
- >>"SO, whatcha think of Pinkies Partys?"
- >>One word comes to mind really
- "Insanity."
- >>She smiles and opens the door
- >>The house still looks like a mansion, did she really need all this
- "Guess Im taking the couch again."
- >>She puts a hoof out in front of you
- >>"Nuh uh, your sleeping on a cloud bed this time."
- "Ok, then where are YOU gonna sleep?"
- >>She has a slight blush
- >>POMF
- >>Wingboner
- >>"I only have the one bed, and Im not giving it up. So you could say Im sleeping with you."
- >>POMF
- >>There go your wings
- >>You guess it would be ok, awkward but ok
- >>After all, she is your friend - er bro
- >>Cant be too awkward sharing a bed with your bro, right
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