- >Equestria day 10
- >Stop your whining, you'll be Anon soon enough
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- >>Wake up with a mouthful of cloud furniture
- >>Pain splitting headache, god what did you do last night
- >>Oh yeah, got drunk with Dash and passed out in her house
- >>That girl can hold her liquor and then some, sheesh
- >>You cant get some feeling off of you
- >>Like your on the bottom lair of a dog pile and you dont remember how or why
- >>Look behind you
- >>Dash, sleeping on top of you
- >>That causes you to blush, never had anyone pass out on top of you
- >>Carefully slip out from under her, try not to wake her
- >>Succeed, though your sneak skill is still shit
- >>Look at self, god you could use a shower
- >>Tip-toe your way upstairs, or attempt to tip-toe
- >>Fuck how do these pony's do this
- >>Open door to bathroom, slowly shut it behind you
- >>Now comes your next problem
- >>Aside from the obvious workings of this 'shower'
- >>How do pony's shower at all
- "Yeah...guess it doesn't hurt to try then."
- >>Bleh, yeah it hurt to try
- >>Soap in mouth, soap in hooves, soap in eye
- >>Not sure how do, but you did it somehow
- >>At the very least, you dont look like a complete mess now
- >>Step out of the bathroom, your mane is still a bit damp
- >>It sticks to your neck every so often, but nothing a good shake wont fix
- >>Dash isn't on the couch anymore
- >>Look to the kitchen, shes sitting at the table with a stack of sandwiches a mountain high
- >>This girl shakes off a headache and fixes a mountain of food
- >>Is she sane
- "Man, you work fast."
- >>She looks up from her food and blushes at your sight
- >>Whats so bad about it, aside from the naked part
- >>But hey, she's naked too here
- >>Fuck it, dismiss it and sit next to her
- >>Take a sandwich off the stack, bleh, looks like grass and flowers between bread
- >>Down the hatch, what else are you gonna eat
- >>"So Bolt, you stayin' in town or were you just passing by?"
- >>If you were just passing by, you would have left a long time ago
- >>On that note as well, this is the only town you know of and your not in the mood to adventure for another
- "Nah, Im here to stay. Cant get rid of me that easily."
- >>She smiles
- >>"Well, I guess you'll be needing a job then. How's weather patrol sound?"
- >>Wut
- >>No seriously, Wut
- "Um, I dont know what that is Dash."
- >>She looks at you dumbstruck, ah hell there goes your perfect cover
- >>"Wha? How do you NOT know about that? Where have you been living, the everfree forest?"
- >>That ACTUALLY is a good idea, say you were raised as a lone wolf in some forest
- "Um, that's more spot on than you think Dash."
- >>Gulp down another sandwich, she's looking at you like your some kind of nut
- >>"You've lived in the everfree forest since you were a colt?!"
- >>Colt must refer to a baby boy, Filly is a baby girl, remember this
- "Yeah, that a bad thing?"
- >>You, acting fly like its no big deal
- >>Dash, flippin' her shit over there
- >>Everfree forest must be full of tough shit then
- >>"Bad thing? Well, not a lot of pony's come out of the everfree forest unhurt or worse. How did YOU survive when you were just a colt?"
- >>Damn, more story telling
- >>Just like a bad fanfic
- >>Ok think think think, something bad ass
- "Well, I lived out of a cave until I could properly fly,"
- >>As in ten days ago when you woke up as a pegasus
- "Usually just come out at night to get food and whatever, since everything there could tear me to shreds."
- >>Just what forest WERE you in anyways
- "Then I just saw Ponyville from a cloud I was laying on and, you know the rest."
- >>She cant believe you
- >>God if she doesn't believe that then what, Oh I used to not be a pony but now I am
- >>That always flies well with everyone
- >>"That's, so, cool! You've got to show me where you lived in out there."
- >>You open your mouth to object, but she stops you before you can
- >>"Not now though, we need to get you a job. Come on, you'll do great at weather patrol."
- >>Something tells you your NOT going to be a very good 'weather patrol' pegasus
- >>Need an explanation from Dash about what weather patrol is, ask on the way you guess
- >>Grab a sandwich before heading out with Dash
- >>No sense in leaving on an empty stomach
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- >>Ok so you got the run down
- >>All you have to do is either move clouds around, or beat the shit out of them
- >>Fair and simple game
- >>Except Dash is with you so that makes it a competition
- >>Cant get a break with her can you
- >>Still, no fucks given so its cool with you
- >>Gotta clear the sky's for today so you and Dash see who can clear the most
- >>So, beating clouds to a...cloudy pulp is simple enough
- >>Kick with your legs, punch with your hooves, dont go and body slam it
- >>Hurts, and you have experience on that
- >>With the sky finally cleared, you and Dash meet up
- "92 clouds, beat that then."
- >>She gives a sly smile
- >>"122 down. Guess I win again."
- >>You just cant beat her at anything
- >>Damn it
- "Alright you won again, whats your prize?"
- >>She smiles and you two descend from the sky, your more exhausted then she is
- >>Though, she has experience over you so, your gonna have to enjoy losing for a while
- >>Burns your ass thinking about it
- >>"Time for you to meet the group. Come on, time to meet Pinkie."
- >>...
- >>...
- >>Something tells me that meeting 'Pinkie' wont end well
- >>Wont end well at ALL
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