- >>You scale the volcano hand over hand with your legs dangling in the air
- >>DC: "Ok then...um...things you don't want to see when you break into a house."
- >NEKKID GRANDMA
- >>DC: "Yeah naked gram-whaaa?"
- >What?
- >>DC: "Nevermind."
- >>Why did you have to be blessed with opposable thumbs
- >>Why not wings, you know, those things that make thigns fly
- >>You miss your pegasi body at moments like these
- >>So close to the top though
- >>Really close to the gems
- >>A gust of wind batters you against the rocks
- "Why in the name of..."
- >>You turn around to look down the snout of a dragon
- >>Not a cute little baby dragon like spike
- >>This fucker was red, had wings and claws and shit
- "Oh...haaay there...."
- >>A silent tense moment passes by
- >>DC: "Yeah, you're screwed."
- >Quick! Escape plan beta!
- >>DC: "What?"
- >>You let go of the handholds and let gravity plummet you to freedom
- >>Well, it was a short lived freedom
- >>You hit something nice and hard
- >>Then all lights went black
- >>No you were not unconcious...as of yet
- >>It was just really, REALLY dark
- >>Like, no hand in your face kind of dark
- >>And if felt like you were still moving
- >>Not down, but more like upwards...
- >>Ah shit, they caught you on the fall down
- "Fucking flying dragons."
- >>Almost on cue your dropped on your ass at the end of your sentence
- >>Besides the intense light you have maybe one good feeling, besides dread
- >>It. Is. Hot.
- >>It's a volcano yeah, but fuck this
- >>And what dragons LIVE in a volcano anyways?
- >>"Well lookie what we got here."
- >>Being on the moon would be better than the coming hell
- >>A large purple dragon eyes you from above
- >>He, and you CAN verify it is a he, stands eight feet higher than you
- >>And based on the one's lounging around this pit, you can guess he's not very old
- >>Maybe like...a teen or some shit close to that
- >>Which would mean an adult dragon was...
- >>Oh great god in the moon
- >>No wait, that doesn't sound right
- >>Let me try that agai-
- >>The dragon puts his face right up to yours
- >>"What do you think your doing here?"
- >Er...it's not obvious?
- >>DC: "Quick, try and punch the dragon like you did me!"
- >Are you insane?
- >>....
- >Nevermind, don't answer that
- "Uh....I came by to pick lilys and roses."
- >>Please buy and obvious lie
- >>"Hey Spike, go get his bag."
- >Spike?
- >>DC: "The baby dragon?"
- >>No, its a different spike
- >>Older...ish
- >>You keep hold of the bag till he yanks it out of your hands
- >>"Gems eh? You stealing out of our hoard?"
- >>He eyes you with one big eye
- >>Fucking dragons, being taller than you
- >>DC: "Quick, make a run for it!"
- >You're funny
- >>DC: "You got a better idea?"
- >Plenty more than you do
- >>DC: "Such as?"
- >Not getting myself killed for one.
- >>"Think you can just take our hoard, eh?"
- >>You quit your argument with Discord to see that dragon snap his fingers (talons?)
- >>"Bones, take this guy and find some chains."
- >>Find some chains?
- >>What they don't just have them around just incase?
- >>DC: "Well, what's your plan smart one?"
- >>Um...um....
- >>A smaller dragon, a little taller than you begins to approach
- >>Dammit, think of something
- >>THINK YOU STUPID BRAIN
- >Idea!
- >>DC: "What?"
- >>Bones takes both of your arms and begins to pull you away
- "Let go of me you filthy fucks, I am your god! Bring me your virgins!"
- >>You hear the largest one snicker
- >>"Oh yeah, and what makes you our god?"
- "Because, I am the one you should fear...
- In your tounge it is dovakiin, dragonborn."
- >>You suck in as much air as your lungs can hold
- "FUS RO DAH!"
- >>Your voice echos off the walls of the volcano
- >>Then silence from everything
- >>...
- "..."
- >>DC: "..."
- -------------------
- "Well, that could have gone better..."
- >>You're hanging upside down by a set of chains wrapped around your feet
- >>Below is a pool of orange lava
- >>DC: "And how do you figure that?"
- >Maybe I have to kill one of them first...
- >>DC: "What?"
- >Nothing, foreshadowing
- >>DC: "You still have yet to explain that word."
- >Well...have you ever heard of spoilers?
- -------------------
- >>A plume of smoke emits from the large red dragon
- >>"I see..."
- >>This dragon was obviously much older due to his size
- >>Like...88 Pinkie Pie's stacked on top of each other sort of big
- >>"I want to know where he come's from. If they think they can steal our hoard..."
- >>The three younger dragons from before nodded in agreement
- >>Or close enough to agreement
- >>"Now go, show him what happens to those who tresspass on our territory."
- >>Two of them turn around and run off
- >>But the purple one from before bows and walks backwards
- >>Obviously the loyal dog of the pack
- >>"As you say, elder."
- -------------------
- >>After a rough 30 minutes of having the blood drown your brain cells you're let down
- >>Well, let off the chain and tossed into a corner of the volcano walls
- >>"Alright mister...Dovakiin? You're going to tell us what we want to know."
- >>You want to spit into his face, but it ends up at the guys feet
- >>Dizzy as fuck
- "Or else what?"
- >>"We get to do this."
- >>He opened his fist to reveal five large and sharp talons
- >>This was going to be a long hell
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