- >Equestria day 128
- >I'm back from my long slumber
- >Lets get this story rolling again
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- >>A long time ago you worried over you money shortage
- >>Now, you were happily working full time since becomeing a human
- >>Rarity took an interest in your..."dexderous" hands and insisted on you working at her boutique
- >>The job was simple enough, and the pay was good enough to let you keep your house
- >>It still didn't make sense how the whole world still boiled down to money, or in this case, bits
- >>But there was no complaining, this world was perfect despite that flaw
- >>You set a stack of newly folded cloaks on a shelf, careful not to put a crease in them
- >>Fuck you got an earful of bitching when you did that the first time
- >>Blah blah blah, its just dreadful display, blah blah blah
- >>You've learned from that, never piss off Rarity again when it came to fasion
- >>Or came to anything clothes related for that matter
- >>The door swung open and tripped the little bell
- >>You turned to see the blonde mail pegasus, what was her name again...Ditzy, Dirty, Derpy
- >>Yeah, sounded about right
- "Whats up Derpy?"
- >>She fumbles around in her bag
- >>"I got some mail for Rarity."
- >>From her bag she extends an envlope marked for Fluttershy
- >>This mail p0ny was off a few screws in the head, that was for sure
- "Uh, this is for Fluttershy Derpy."
- >>Derpy takes the letter in her hooves and squints at it cross-eyed before putting it back in her mail bag
- >>"Oops, my bad."
- >>She hands you another letter, this one was blue colored with Raritys name on it
- >>That was weird, normally mail came as plain white, and only a few people sent colored letters
- "Rarity! Some mail!"
- >>Her voice comes from the adjacent room
- >>"Dahling I'm busy at the moment, can you please not shout."
- >>You roll your eyes and look at the envelope much more closely
- >>To Miss Rarity, from Hoity Toity
- >>Imagine the look on her face when you shout this time
- "Its from Hoity Toity!"
- >>Three...Two...One
- >>Bam, out the room like a rocket and has the envelop in her hooves already
- >>"Let me see that this instant!"
- >>The envelope magically opens as you return to shelving clothes
- >>No more than five seconds passed before she already fainted onto the nearby couch
- >>You give the letter a quick look-over
- Miss Rarity
- I would be most honored if you could provide my fashion boutique
- in Canterlot some of your most prestige dresses. No less than 100
- and in before the tuesday of next week.
- Signed,
- Hoity Toity
- >>Most prestige dress must refer to the new one she created two days ago
- >>But that one required so many jewels to make, it was amazing how she haddn't run out the first time
- >>When you looked up, Rarity was already gone, so you just put the letter on the couch
- >>There was a rustling coming from the other room, the work area she usually held in reserve for serious dresses, which was all the time might I add
- >>Fabrics and drawings and thread and even the kitchen sink were flying around in there
- >>Already you knew what she was planning on doing
- "Rarity, your not seriously going to do this, are you?"
- >>The look on her face when she turned around was a mix of 'are you serious' and 'are you nuts'
- >>You cant believe she was really doing this
- "And what about the jewels you'll be needing?"
- >>Then she finally stopped working and thought about that
- >>Now there was no way for her to do this request because she wont be able to get all the jewels for it
- >>"Its very simple Anon, you can get them for me."
- >>...
- >>...
- >>Dead silence in the room now
- "You want ME to go get the gems you need, gems buried in the ground and invisible to my eye?"
- >>Again she sort of thinks that one through
- >>"Well I cant leave the work to you while I search for the jewels Anon."
- >>Thus your stuck going to fetch some gems like a servant
- >>"Oh! And do stay clear of diamond dog territory dear."
- >>Diamond Dog, what kids book wrote these beings into existance
- >>But you sort of heed her warning and leave the shop for some supplies
- >>More like a shovel and map so you dont walk into 'Diamond Dog' territory or whatever
- >>Before you can knock on the door, it swings open and smacks you right in the face
- >>Exiting out is Twilight followed by a very over-burdened looking spike holding a mountain of books
- >>"Anon! Oh I'm so sorry!"
- >>You rub your nose a bit but otherwise excuse her bashing your face with the door
- "Its alright, but I was wondering if you had a map of where to find some gems?"
- >>She begins to levitate some scrolls from the pile Spike is carrying
- >>"No, no, no..."
- >>They were her things, how could finding something be so difficult
- >>DC: "Because she's a bad bookworm."
- >Oh, was wondering when you'd show up.
- >>DC: "Dont get used to it."
- >You say that like its a bad thing.
- >>Discord gives a hmph and fades away from sight again, something he frequently does
- >>"Found it!"
- >>You see Twilight float a rolled up scroll over to you, it wasn't sealed and had no title on any of its sides
- >>But when you opened it, there was a map of the areas around P0nyivlle that highlighted areas where gems could be
- >>Already the desert out west seemed to be the best bet, having a larger area to find gems in
- "Thanks a bunch Twi."
- >>"No problem Anon."
- >>You roll up the scroll and tuck it away in your pocket while Twilight and Spike move along
- >>Still not sure why Spike was carrying such a large bundle of books and scrolls
- >>Next thing you could use was a shovel....or spike
- >>But the closest place to having a shovel around here was...
- >>Sweet Apple Acres
- >>Fuckmylife.jpg
- >>Applejack is waiting for you by the gates already
- >>"Why hay there sugarcube! What brings ya by this time of the day?"
- >>As if she needed to know the answer for that one
- "Applejack, I need a shovel."
- >>She pivots on one hoof, spins, and trots off to the barn
- >>Against your better judgement for the umptinth time, you follow her there
- >>The two of you stand at the doors of the barn where she about raped you a few weeks ago during Winter Wrap Up
- >>"A'h could lend ya a shovel Anon, but it'll cost ya."
- >>And then theres the catch
- "Applejack, I came here for a shovel, not rape."
- >>The faint clack of hoofs comes from behind, Big Mac has been keeping an eye on Applejack whenever she got near you
- >>"Ah shucks Anon, you're always playin hard to get again."
- >>She opens the two barn doors and sticks the shovel in your open hands
- >>"But ah would like to be re-paid someday."
- >>Before you could utter a response Applejack gave you a wink and trotted off
- >>Fucking lustful mare
- >>DC: "Good job Anon, now how ya gonna find those gems?"
- >I'll think of something
- >>DC: "Such as?"
- >>You walk away from Sweet Apple Acres and onto one of the roads leading out of town
- >>The map leads you through a shit load of places to get to the best spot
- >>Through a swamp with someone named cranky, up a mountain in the middle of a blizzard
- >>Standing a few miles away was a live active volcano, spilling smoke and lava all around
- >>Whatinthenameoffuck.jpg
- >>Nowhere on the map was a volcano, but if you went the right way, right here was supposed to be a shit load of gems
- >>Enough to get Rarity to orgasm?
- >>We shall see
- >>You begin to mine around in random spots blindly
- >>Soon you had a good number of holes dug up that the ground looked more like a cannon test field
- >>No gems though
- >>DC: "Alright then, lets see if I got this straight,"
- >>You continue working as Discord starts yapping, yeah yeah bad idea should'a gotten some help to find them and all that
- >>DC: "Are you even listening?"
- >Should I be?
- >>DC: "Here, take a look."
- >>Discord waves a hand across your face and spots of the ground lit up in different colors and shapes
- >>All of them were gems
- >Dont tell me
- >>DC: "It does."
- >Your a cheating bitch
- >>DC: "Heard worse before."
- >>You grunt and begin to dig up as many of the gems around you, filling the bag in mere minutes rather than the hours spent digging up nothing
- >>After you got the bag half full the volcano started to shake
- >>At the top a huge spray of lava shot up into the air, but that's not what caught your eye
- >>Somewhere near the top was also a HUGE gem pool
- >>DC: "You know whats at the top of that volcano right?"
- >>Fuck logic
- >>You ditch Discord's mental hallucination form and charge up the mountain
- >>DC: "This is who I spend all eternity with."
- >>A set of red eyes watches you scale the mountain side
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