Anon in Equestria - Chapter 26 - Winter Wrap Up

>Equestria day 113

> is you talking in your mind

>> is narration/mind talk

>>DC: "" is Discord talking

"" is you talking

>>"" is everyone else talking

 

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>>Been a long time holed up in your house

>>Winter seemed to be done for now, or it was over you hoped

>>Rainbow left sometime yesterday to go prepare for 'Winter Wrap Up' or something like that

>>What the hell was Winter Wrap Up anyways

>>Something about wrapping up winter you guess

>>You feel bad about not telling Rainbow your feelings

>>A long time locked up in this house and you never ONCE got around to it

>>Discord was laughing his way to hell by now

>>"I can hear you ya know."

>>Discord was sitting on your couch reading one of your memory books

>>That was the weirdest part of him being in your mind

>>First off, you had no idea there was a library of memory books

>>Second, he had an all access pass to it

>>So far he was up done with your childhood

>>Whenever he got the chance he would make jokes and laugh at your misfortune as a kid

>>Not really like he would have been any different, probably had some skeletons in that closet of his

>>Like you would ever get close to it, it was buried deep somewhere in that cavern of his

>>Well, ex-cavern really

"Do I really care?"

>>His only response is a shrug as he returns to reading

>>It was reminding you of Twilight

>>"I heard that as well."

>>He heard your thoughts

>>Hear this as well then

>Fuck off

>>You slam the door shut behind you as you leave the house

>>The morning sun couldn't get much of a break as it tired to shine through the clouds

>>Dim light filled the town, made it look more...

>>Peaceful, if that was the word you could use for it

>>Gave it a different look that was for sure

>>"Alright everyp0ny, lets start wrapping up winter!"

>>You hear cheers from the town center as pegasi p0nies fly off

>>Young and old, big or small, every p0ny was in a hustle

>>You spot Twilight with her clipboard and and sleepy spike on her back

>>She seemed busy with...winter wrap up

>>Fuck, you wanted to know about it

"Hey Twi!"

>>You walk through a crowd of unicorns to get to her

>>"Oh Anon, I didn't know you would be up so early."

>>It was just past dawn, what did she take you for, some shut-in?

>>DC: "According to this, you are."

>Fuck off Discord, just fuck off

>>DC: "Eh, make me."

>>This was like one of those....what were they called

>>One of those creepypasta tulpa threads you saw around 4chan

>>The kind where the hallucination starts fucking up lives and such

>>Or was that just the one...

>>Eh, even with your memories back and about, your still terrible at recalling them

"So, Twi, what is Winter Wrap Up?"

>>She gives you a puzzled look

>>"You know, Winter Wrap Up. You've never had to wrap up winter in your world before?"

>>That was very helpful

"Er, no, not really. That's kinda...out of our control."

>>"So human winters get magically cleaned up for them?"

>>When you put it that way, it works out

>>But fuck

>>How do you explain science to a physics defying, magic using, talking p0ny

>>DC: "The same way you told me perhaps?"

>What? Distort the truth so you dont get ideas?

>>DC: "More or less."

>There is a difference between telling you and telling Twilight ya know.

>>DC: "Which is?"

>She wont try to blow up the world when I tell her.

>>DC: "Ah, well played Anon."

>>You swear he patted your head just now

>>"Anon, are you ok?"

>>Attention back to Twilight, she has this concerned look on her face

"Eh, yeah yeah, I was just...thinking of how to explain it to you is all."

>>Cue nervous chuckle

>>Carrying on a two way conversation was...difficult to say the least

>>Not that you wanted to look crazy or anything close to it

>>DC: "But you aaaaare."

>>And that you had a psycho dragon thing living in your mind did not make things better

"And no we dont have human magic or anything like that. The sun warms up the planet is what happens."

>>You can tell she was taking notes on this

>>Worlds apart and she wanted notes on how it worked

>>Not like anyone here was ever going to get there without Celestias magic

>>"But dont the clouds block the sunlight?"

>>Oh yeah...that

"Well, yeah I guess they do. But they dont block the heat from the sun."

>>If this turned out true, you were a damn lucky guy

>>Really, this was all just off your head....and common logic

>>"Light and heat are different?!"

>>Twilight stares at you, mouth agape

"Yeah, well, in my world it is."

>>Note to self as well, make sure people learn its not YOUR world anymore

>>Nothing to do with that ugly grey world anylonger

"So...how does Winter Wrap Up work exactly?"

>>Twilight looks up from her clipboard

>>"Well, it starts like this..."

>>And she was off explaining every detail of Winter Wrap Up

>>Blah blah blah, apples and ice skating, blah blah blah, clouds and birds, blah blah blah, something bitchen and awsome

>>Twilights famous bordom speeches

>>They worked, hell they were super effective

>>You stopped listening sometime around birds and animals

>>As much as you liked Twilight, she got...boring after a while

>>"That clear things up Anon?"

>>You snap attention back to Twilight

"Eh, yeah. Thanks Twilight. Now to find my place."

>>Your already off before she can object

>>First stop was anywhere but there

>>You ended up watching the pegasi p0nies move the clouds and snow from the roofs

>>Rainbow was giving orders like a boss, she knew what to do

>>But without your wings, well, you were a terribly grounded bird

>>With a sigh you kick a rock and move on

>>Walking through the cleared roads, you cant help but look at the scene around

>>All the p0nies were helping to clean up all of winter

>>It was cool, like a perfect world

>>A sobbing voice hits your ears

>>"I'm so pathetic!"

>>Already you knew who it was, and you didn't want to go help

>>But twas the season...

>>DC: "Oh come on."

>Didn't I tell you to shut up not five minutes ago?

>>DC: "Did you...?"

>>Fucking draconequus

>>You walk over to Rarity who was sobbing on a table filled with birds nest

"Uh, something wrong Rarity?"

>>"Wrong?! Just look at it, its simply horrid!"

>>She gestures around the table full of birds nest

>>They were alright, hell they were fairly perfect as you saw

>>Birds in the other world made some really crappy ones, but these were like...thousand dollar hotels

"Uh, I dont see anything wrong."

>>Suddenly she floats a nest up to your face

>>Squinting hard at it didn't help, it still looked perfect

>>You shake your head and she pulls it to her hoof and points to a small straw sticking out

>>"This little straw! If I took it out the whole nest would fall apart, I've tried so many times to tuck it away but it just wont work I tell you!

>>She begins to whine again and flop down on a nearby couch

>>The fuck was that thing doing there in the first place anyways

>>Maybe the other p0nies anticipated this already

>>You pick up the nest and examine the straw

>>It was sticking out...maybe a little less than half an inch

>>With a sigh you grab the straw with your fingers and begin slipping it around

>>The weave is off a bit, and looks down-right obvious

>>But hey, you tucked it away right

"Here, that works right?"

>>Raritys blue magic took the nest out of your hands and she examined it closer

>>She ended up tossing it back to your open hands and sobbed on the couch some more

>>"No no no, it simply wont do! The weave is too obvious!"

>But, its just for a bunch of fucking birds.

>>DC: "Anon, what a thoughtful statement."

>>You ignore that comment of his and look back at the nest

>>Yes the little twig was obvious it was tucked under, but come on

>>They were just birds, just FUCKING BIRDS

>>Rarity was such a picky bitch sometimes

>>You pluck the bowtie off the front and stick it over the 'obvious weave' and leave it on the table

>>Enough whining ear torture, there was enough to last a lifetime about now

>>Again your watching the pegasi p0nies move around and boost the weather situation

>>What you would give to fly again

>>DC: "What you'd give eh..."

>Anything BUT that you fuck.

>>DC: "Was only trying to help."

>Define help.

>>And you lose your footing and end up tumbling down the hell as Discord prepared his comeback

>>Pinkie Pie skates from the far side of the lake to you

>>"Wow Anon, that was an amazing roll you did there! Can you do it again- no wait, can you teach me HOW to do it?"

>>You cant help but manage the most deadpan stare at her

>>Then the attention goes to her hooves, she's wearing ice-skates

>>Dafuq

"Pinkie, were you ice-skating on the lake?"

>>She gives you the most awkward salute she can manage and not lose her balance on those skates

>>"Yepa'roonie! Been doing it ever since I was a little filly!"

"A little filly eh...."

>>First question, how was she able to walk with- let alone, skate with skates

>>That was one of the top questions needing an explanation, right next to the Discord not being dead thing

>>Just then, Pinkies tail began to twitch around spontaneously and she darted for the nearest tree to hide under

"Pinkie, what are you doing?"

>>Her hoof moves slightly so she can look at you, why does she seem so scared now

>>"Its my tail! You know, twitch a twitch twich!"

>>You resist the urge to facehoof-er, palm yourself

"Pinkie, what does your tail have to do wit-"

>>Snow

>>A pile of snow just fell from the sky on you, burrying you under its weight

>>Slowly your able to pop your head out and look around bewildered

>>Above you was an embarressed looking blonde pegasi

>>Your able to climb out of the pile of snow slow enough that Pinkie Pie bounced over to you

>>"I told you silly filly, when my tail starts twitching it means something's going to fall."

>>That statement made no sense whatsoever

>>And for that matter

"I'm not a filly, I'm not even a girl for that matter."

>>DC: "But you could be."

>GONNA JAM A STAKE IN YOUR HEART AND MAKE YOU EAT IT FOR FOOD AS YOU BURN IN HELL

>>DC: "Oh, did I hurt your feelings little filly?"

>>And like that he dissipates from your mind

>>"So, what did ya want to ask me?"

>>Just like that she was already back on the original topic

>>Bitch Discord out later, Pinkie Pie needs full cpu concentration

"Uh yeah, the ice skating...?"

>>Instead of an answer, like you wanted, she pats your head with the part of her hoof not wearing the skate

>>"Now dont you worry your pretty little head about it, your Aunty Pinkie Pie's got it all taken care of!"

>>And with that she just skates off and leaves you with another deadpan stare

>>Pinkie Pie...

"I'm probably a year older than you anyways..."

>>All you can say as you walk off and try to forget the conversation the two of you just had

>>Your ears are soon filled with the grunts and sluggish toil of earth

>>Where you wound up was Applejacks ranch, and already

>>Danger mode was activated on entry-

>>"Why hay there sugarcube!"

>>And your danger senses failed you once more

>>Slowly you turn to face a half lust filled, half tired Applejack

"Er, hey Applejack."

>>Slowly you begin to edge your way out of this scene, but Applejack doesn't let you

>>"Ya know Anon, A'h could use some help gettin the apple seeds, care to help ah poor mare out?"

>>And the answer if you had the choice in the matter would be a definite no

>>But you cant even object before she's dragging you by your collar to the barn

>>Goddammit this was your last good shirt too

>>The drag slows to a halt as Applejack shuts the barn doors behind her

>>"Now Anon, where were we?"

"Uh, where you let me leave?"

>>She shakes her head

>>"That aint a happenin anytime soon Anon."

>>Damn, you hoped that would have worked

>>You can see it in her eyes again, that lustful need of getting you

>>In another world, this might be plausable, but here

>>Yeahno

>>Applejack pounces you like a tiger on its prey, you scramble to get to your feet

>>She grabs your pantleg with her mouth and sharply tugs

>>Thank god for your belt, THANK FUCKING GOD

>>But she yanks again and pulls you closer to her, on your back no less

>>In ten seconds flat she has you pinned under her and is already tearing at your shirt

>>This mare, this damn mare was a pain

>>But now she has your shirt off in pieces and was already screwing with the belt

>>Her hooves pinned your arms and legs to the ground, no use trying to struggle

>>Quick brain, whats the plan, WHATS THE PLAN

>>DC: "I think your brains dead."

>>What a shocker, he probably killed it

"Hey Applejack,"

>>She didn't move her head from your crotch but looked at you with her eye

>>You were going to kill yourself for this, but, fucking drastic times

"Dont you want a,"

>>Cant say the word, the mere thought of it burns you up inside

"A, kiss before we..."

>>Already her eyes are lighting up like fucking fireworks

>>This was an easy mare to trick that was a given

>>Element of foolishness was more like it

>>She abandoned the half chewed belt and already made a B-line to your lips

>>Closer, closer, closer, too close

>>You ram your head into hers again

>>At first she goes derp eyed, then her hooves stagger off your limbs

>>Given the chance, you slid your legs up under her and kick her away from your body

>>She sails into the barn doors with a thud, which then swing open

>>Applejack slumps backwards, clearly knocked the fuck out, and standing over her were Big Macintosh and Rainbow Dash

>>The two look at you as you slowly get up and give them the best 'hey, whats up' face you can

>>Rainbow looks to Big Mac and says something as you examine your chewed belt

>>Applejack about tore right through the thing, and this was high end leather

>>Not like you'd be coming across real leather anytime soon

>>"Come on Anon, I think Big Mac needs to have a talk with Applejack alone."

>>You manage to hide a smirk

"Good call."

>>Both of you leave the barn and head back to town

>>Rainbow finally points to your bare chest and you try your best to supress a blush

"Yeah, Applejack...."

>>She stiffles a laugh and playfully punches your arm, otherwise unaffected by your bare chest

>>Like a weight fell on your heart at that moment

>>Why you cant man up and just tell her was beyond you

>>"So, how was your first Winter Wrap Up Anon?"

>>You almost dont even want to remember it

"Aside from Twitchy Twitch and Whining couches, I dont think I fit in."

>>"Oh come on Anon, everyp0ny can fit into Winter Wrap Up!"

>>You think on it for a moment

>>Everywhere you went, something odd happened

>>Rarity was being...Rarity, Pinkie had a twitch, Applejack was...yeah lets not go there

>>Something you were good at

"You wouldn't happen to have a key to Pinkie's room then?"

>>She zips infront of you and waves her wings around

>>"Uh, hello?"

>>Right, wings

"Alright, meet me by Sugarcube Corner then."

>>You hold out your fist and she bumps it with her hoof

>>"Deal."

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>>You've found all of Pinkies instruments in her room alright, and with a few modifications, they fit your body perfect

>>Slowly you drew a breath of air and made your way outside

>>http://youtu.be/kd6e_ZfTyqI

>>Music all around, some of the weirdest these p0nies will ever hear in their lives

>>It was all fun though

>>Fillies and Colts laughed in the street and some of the Stalions and Mares hummed and sung along with you as you trecked around

>>Laughes were had that day, lots of them

>>Maybe this was what you were good at, making them laugh at work

>>You could be the immediate replacement for Pinkie if the time called

>>The stars seemed to twinkle in the sky brighter that day as everyone slept with a smile

>>Little did you know

>>Soon, very soon in the future

>>Smiles were the least to be had