- >Equestria day 60
- >Again, not the best chapter
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- >>A whole week has passed since your fight with Celestia
- >>A whole fucking week
- >>In that time, just like Luna had said, you got your ass snowed in
- >>Got it snowed in hard, could not open the front door
- >>What was worse was there was no heating in the house
- >>It was your fireplace and stove that gave you heat
- >>Fucking hell you've been freezing your balls off in this crap
- >>Never knew winter would be such a bitter bitch here
- >>In your world it was just snow and people would shovel it off like it was no big deal
- >>Here, people huddle in their houses and wait it out
- >>Come on, if you had a shovel you would go and tear it all to shreads out there
- >>A cold winter morning greeted you when you woke
- >>You had practically been in hybernation mode for a week
- >>Nothing to do but eat and watch the fire, sleep was the next best thing
- >>Well, that and trying to figure out your mind was your best friend
- >>Creepy enough was that Discord has been out of your mind for the whole week
- >>Ever since you formed that energy on the train you sort of stopped hearing from him
- >>Oh his pressance was there, it would always be
- >>But his voice, his witty one-liners, were all gone
- >>Hell if you didn't know better you'd say you missed the guy
- >>Even if he wanted to take control of your body and use it to cause total hell to all of Equestria
- >>You missed him and his personality
- >>Weird thing to say
- >>Moving on brain, moving on
- >>The time alone has also let you think on your situation here
- >>First off, there was the need for a job
- >>You were no Earth P0ny, much less could find the courage to work on Applejacks farm
- >>All kidding aside, the rape attempts over the week were annoying
- >>Celestia was not behind it, that was a given
- >>Now the better question would be on, why
- >>Still, not working there, wouldn't be strong enough anyways
- >>In the other world you worked on computers a lot, so, unless they invent those good luck
- >>Cant go push clouds around like you wanted to
- >>Not much of a cook, hell, you would make a bad dish washer at that
- >>The crap at your house was seven feet high of a pile of...well..crap
- >>So, scratch working with Pinkie, Rainbow, Applejack
- >>You could work with Fluttershy, albeit being with all those animals would take some getting used to
- >>But she wasn't the kind to pay you so...
- >>Fuck there goes that good idea
- >>Leaving two options, being with Twilight in her library
- >>Or going with Rarity in her boutique
- >>Both were bottom list for your things you wanted to do
- >>So come spring you were going to have to scrap the barrel, so to speak
- >>One of them would hire you for a job, so you hope
- "Fuck, why cant they just skip winter?"
- >>You sit up on your couch, so far its become your second bed
- >>Being the only thing besides the floor next to the fireplace, fuck you would be freezing
- >>Fuck when is nothing in this house freezing, where was some magic when you needed it
- >>And Discord if you offer it, your getting a knee in the face
- >>Moving onwards, you toss another log on the fire, keep it going
- >>Nice of them to have packed your house with firewood for the season
- >>Not sure if it was for another p0ny that would move into your house, or if it was for storage
- >>Or even if it was after you came back to Equestria
- >>Either way, someone cared for you
- >>Your heart about skips a beat at the mere thought of someone caring for you
- >>Hoping it was Dash that did
- >>Dammit, drive that from your mind
- >>First priority was finding out if she cared for you...in that way
- >>Second then would be to survive this fucking snow storm
- >>What you would give to have a minute to talk to somep0ny, anyp0ny
- >>Not sure if Applejack would fit into that range, but hey, something to do
- >>You were a bit sick of just sitting her by a fire with your thoughts floating around
- >>Get up, eat something, sit down, think, fall asleep
- >>All you have done in the past week was that
- >>It was starting to fall routine, and it was begining to drive you mad
- >>And just like an angel answered your prayers, or Celestia was sending you a welcome basket
- >>A faint knock at your door
- >>Fuck it had better be good too, if it was Applefuck, then well
- >>Some problems were to be had
- >>You get to the door and begin to unbolt it
- >>Since Applejack seems to be able to just kick your doors in, you've found the time to create some ingenious bolt locks
- >>Albeit, not the best, but they seem to work for the moment
- >>Until she toughens up that buck of hers
- >>Then it was time for door shopping
- >>Another thing you wanted to do after this was over, get a door with a peephole
- >>Something you should have done when you first lived in P0nyville, but fuck you just put it off
- >>Now you were stuck in the open just hoping its not Appleja-
- >>The moment you open the door, even just a crack, something shoots right through
- >>Wind howls through the opening and you force the thing shut
- >>Behind you is a cold and shaking Rainbow Dash
- >>Your heart about leaps to your throat at the sight
- >>Her mane was covered in snow, and from the heat, was starting to drip wet
- >>"Hey Anon!"
- >>She parks herself right in front of your fireplace
- "What are you doing..?"
- >>Not sure what she was doing here, or how she got through for that matter
- >>It was a pegasus job to control weather, but still, it was like
- >>Eight feet deep out there, and that was just what you could see from the window
- >>"Oh come on! Couldn't let my bro be without company could I?"
- >>Really she could have, it would have made you a little sad inside, but still could have
- "Thanks bro."
- >>You half smile
- >>She gets up and dumps the contents of her saddlebag to the ground
- >>Fucking movies and booze
- >>Just like old times, like old times indeed
- >>"Think your up to it bro?"
- >>Your spirt sort of fizzles when she calls you bro, but still, would not have it any other way
- >>Settle your ass down on the couch
- "If your ready to admit your gonna lose, then alright."
- >>She punches you with a hoof then pops in one of the videos she brought in
- >>The two of you lounge around on the couch watching movies and drinking booze for the rest of the day
- >>She's drunk, your drunk, the tv is drunk, the reader is drunk
- >>Not sure what time it was, way to late that was a given
- >>Your attempts to tell her were met with, well, drunk logic
- >>
- >>"Hey Dash, you wana.*hic*..um..go do something...."
- >>"Something? You mean li- *hic* -ke hang out or somethin?
- >>"Y-yeah, like hang ou- *hic* -t."
- >>"Sure, no problem for my *hic* bro."
- >>
- >>"Maybe Twilight can *hic* get you a cloud walki- *hic* - ng spell going."
- >>"Eh, why's that?"
- >>"Hang out at my *hic* place bro!"
- >>Heart about stops
- >>"You wouldn't *hic* mind?"
- >>"Nah, just bros being *hic* bros!"
- >>"Yeah, bros being bros...*hic*.."
- >>
- >>Whenever she called you her 'bro' you sort of fizzled
- >>About the eighth movie or so, you lost count at Daring Doo and the something for the soul gem or something
- >>You were drunk off your rocker, she was no better -- or was a good lier
- >>"Bro, you REALLY cant hold your *hic* booze anymore, can ya?"
- "Says the one half drunk."
- >>A bottle hits your lap, not sure how it got there
- >>Your drunk mind was still stalling on Confess.exe
- >>"Prove it."
- >>Fuck it
- >>You twist the cap off and chug the whole damn thing
- >>She looks at you half dazed drunk and half amused drunk
- "Your turn."
- >>You plop a bottle in her lap
- >>And thus began a drinking contest between the two of you
- >>One bottle, two bottles, three bottles and so on and so forth
- >>Until, well
- >>You have no idea what happened after that...twelfth one
- >>Or maybe it was the eighteenth one, hell who knew
- >>The tv was, or has been static for the longest time now
- >>You didn't have it in you to get up and throw another movie on
- >>Most of the time you spent with Dash was spent trying to find a way to tell her how you really felt
- >>Each time you tried, it ended up on...well, not what you wanted
- >>Now she was passed out on your chest
- >>Fuck your life
- >>Your heart raced, it felt like it would explode any second
- >>Here sat your love, on your chest
- >>Her rainbow mane was soft to the touch, her breath was warm on your shirt fabric
- >>Damn was she cute like this
- >>A little lump of cyan fur than just...just
- >>Boner, we are not on speaking terms right now
- >>Fuck you I do what I want
- >>You lightly stroke Dashes mane, soft to the touch
- >>A light shiver runs up your spine
- >>Have to man up and tell her eventually
- >>You gaze at her state once more, its so cute the way she sleeps
- >>Alright, tomorrow morning you would tell her
- >>No more fucking around with it
- >>It was eating your mind just thinking about what could happen if you did
- >>In your drunken state, thinking was not the best option
- >>That you found out a long time ago
- >>With a sigh you rock your head back
- >>Staring at you from the kitchen was the calendar
- >>From here it was hard to find out the date, but one of the little boxes popped out at you
- >>It made you laugh inside really
- >>Mentally you give Dash a kiss goodnight as you mutter to yourself
- "Happy Hearths Warming Eve."
- >>In your mind you shed a tear of happiness
- >>As you drift to sleep
- >>It's the best one you've had all week
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