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Anon in Equestria - Chapter 24 - Hearths Warming Eve

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  1. >Equestria day 60
  2. >Again, not the best chapter
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  6. >>A whole week has passed since your fight with Celestia
  7. >>A whole fucking week
  8. >>In that time, just like Luna had said, you got your ass snowed in
  9. >>Got it snowed in hard, could not open the front door
  10. >>What was worse was there was no heating in the house
  11. >>It was your fireplace and stove that gave you heat
  12. >>Fucking hell you've been freezing your balls off in this crap
  13. >>Never knew winter would be such a bitter bitch here
  14. >>In your world it was just snow and people would shovel it off like it was no big deal
  15. >>Here, people huddle in their houses and wait it out
  16. >>Come on, if you had a shovel you would go and tear it all to shreads out there
  17. >>A cold winter morning greeted you when you woke
  18. >>You had practically been in hybernation mode for a week
  19. >>Nothing to do but eat and watch the fire, sleep was the next best thing
  20. >>Well, that and trying to figure out your mind was your best friend
  21. >>Creepy enough was that Discord has been out of your mind for the whole week
  22. >>Ever since you formed that energy on the train you sort of stopped hearing from him
  23. >>Oh his pressance was there, it would always be
  24. >>But his voice, his witty one-liners, were all gone
  25. >>Hell if you didn't know better you'd say you missed the guy
  26. >>Even if he wanted to take control of your body and use it to cause total hell to all of Equestria
  27. >>You missed him and his personality
  28. >>Weird thing to say
  29. >>Moving on brain, moving on
  30. >>The time alone has also let you think on your situation here
  31. >>First off, there was the need for a job
  32. >>You were no Earth P0ny, much less could find the courage to work on Applejacks farm
  33. >>All kidding aside, the rape attempts over the week were annoying
  34. >>Celestia was not behind it, that was a given
  35. >>Now the better question would be on, why
  36. >>Still, not working there, wouldn't be strong enough anyways
  37. >>In the other world you worked on computers a lot, so, unless they invent those good luck
  38. >>Cant go push clouds around like you wanted to
  39. >>Not much of a cook, hell, you would make a bad dish washer at that
  40. >>The crap at your house was seven feet high of a pile of...well..crap
  41. >>So, scratch working with Pinkie, Rainbow, Applejack
  42. >>You could work with Fluttershy, albeit being with all those animals would take some getting used to
  43. >>But she wasn't the kind to pay you so...
  44. >>Fuck there goes that good idea
  45. >>Leaving two options, being with Twilight in her library
  46. >>Or going with Rarity in her boutique
  47. >>Both were bottom list for your things you wanted to do
  48. >>So come spring you were going to have to scrap the barrel, so to speak
  49. >>One of them would hire you for a job, so you hope
  50. "Fuck, why cant they just skip winter?"
  51. >>You sit up on your couch, so far its become your second bed
  52. >>Being the only thing besides the floor next to the fireplace, fuck you would be freezing
  53. >>Fuck when is nothing in this house freezing, where was some magic when you needed it
  54. >>And Discord if you offer it, your getting a knee in the face
  55. >>Moving onwards, you toss another log on the fire, keep it going
  56. >>Nice of them to have packed your house with firewood for the season
  57. >>Not sure if it was for another p0ny that would move into your house, or if it was for storage
  58. >>Or even if it was after you came back to Equestria
  59. >>Either way, someone cared for you
  60. >>Your heart about skips a beat at the mere thought of someone caring for you
  61. >>Hoping it was Dash that did
  62. >>Dammit, drive that from your mind
  63. >>First priority was finding out if she cared for you...in that way
  64. >>Second then would be to survive this fucking snow storm
  65. >>What you would give to have a minute to talk to somep0ny, anyp0ny
  66. >>Not sure if Applejack would fit into that range, but hey, something to do
  67. >>You were a bit sick of just sitting her by a fire with your thoughts floating around
  68. >>Get up, eat something, sit down, think, fall asleep
  69. >>All you have done in the past week was that
  70. >>It was starting to fall routine, and it was begining to drive you mad
  71. >>And just like an angel answered your prayers, or Celestia was sending you a welcome basket
  72. >>A faint knock at your door
  73. >>Fuck it had better be good too, if it was Applefuck, then well
  74. >>Some problems were to be had
  75. >>You get to the door and begin to unbolt it
  76. >>Since Applejack seems to be able to just kick your doors in, you've found the time to create some ingenious bolt locks
  77. >>Albeit, not the best, but they seem to work for the moment
  78. >>Until she toughens up that buck of hers
  79. >>Then it was time for door shopping
  80. >>Another thing you wanted to do after this was over, get a door with a peephole
  81. >>Something you should have done when you first lived in P0nyville, but fuck you just put it off
  82. >>Now you were stuck in the open just hoping its not Appleja-
  83. >>The moment you open the door, even just a crack, something shoots right through
  84. >>Wind howls through the opening and you force the thing shut
  85. >>Behind you is a cold and shaking Rainbow Dash
  86. >>Your heart about leaps to your throat at the sight
  87. >>Her mane was covered in snow, and from the heat, was starting to drip wet
  88. >>"Hey Anon!"
  89. >>She parks herself right in front of your fireplace
  90. "What are you doing..?"
  91. >>Not sure what she was doing here, or how she got through for that matter
  92. >>It was a pegasus job to control weather, but still, it was like
  93. >>Eight feet deep out there, and that was just what you could see from the window
  94. >>"Oh come on! Couldn't let my bro be without company could I?"
  95. >>Really she could have, it would have made you a little sad inside, but still could have
  96. "Thanks bro."
  97. >>You half smile
  98. >>She gets up and dumps the contents of her saddlebag to the ground
  99. >>Fucking movies and booze
  100. >>Just like old times, like old times indeed
  101. >>"Think your up to it bro?"
  102. >>Your spirt sort of fizzles when she calls you bro, but still, would not have it any other way
  103. >>Settle your ass down on the couch
  104. "If your ready to admit your gonna lose, then alright."
  105. >>She punches you with a hoof then pops in one of the videos she brought in
  106. >>The two of you lounge around on the couch watching movies and drinking booze for the rest of the day
  107. >>She's drunk, your drunk, the tv is drunk, the reader is drunk
  108. >>Not sure what time it was, way to late that was a given
  109. >>Your attempts to tell her were met with, well, drunk logic
  110. >>
  111. >>"Hey Dash, you wana.*hic*..um..go do something...."
  112. >>"Something? You mean li- *hic* -ke hang out or somethin?
  113. >>"Y-yeah, like hang ou- *hic* -t."
  114. >>"Sure, no problem for my *hic* bro."
  115. >>
  116. >>"Maybe Twilight can *hic* get you a cloud walki- *hic* - ng spell going."
  117. >>"Eh, why's that?"
  118. >>"Hang out at my *hic* place bro!"
  119. >>Heart about stops
  120. >>"You wouldn't *hic* mind?"
  121. >>"Nah, just bros being *hic* bros!"
  122. >>"Yeah, bros being bros...*hic*.."
  123. >>
  124. >>Whenever she called you her 'bro' you sort of fizzled
  125. >>About the eighth movie or so, you lost count at Daring Doo and the something for the soul gem or something
  126. >>You were drunk off your rocker, she was no better -- or was a good lier
  127. >>"Bro, you REALLY cant hold your *hic* booze anymore, can ya?"
  128. "Says the one half drunk."
  129. >>A bottle hits your lap, not sure how it got there
  130. >>Your drunk mind was still stalling on Confess.exe
  131. >>"Prove it."
  132. >>Fuck it
  133. >>You twist the cap off and chug the whole damn thing
  134. >>She looks at you half dazed drunk and half amused drunk
  135. "Your turn."
  136. >>You plop a bottle in her lap
  137. >>And thus began a drinking contest between the two of you
  138. >>One bottle, two bottles, three bottles and so on and so forth
  139. >>Until, well
  140. >>You have no idea what happened after that...twelfth one
  141. >>Or maybe it was the eighteenth one, hell who knew
  142. >>The tv was, or has been static for the longest time now
  143. >>You didn't have it in you to get up and throw another movie on
  144. >>Most of the time you spent with Dash was spent trying to find a way to tell her how you really felt
  145. >>Each time you tried, it ended up on...well, not what you wanted
  146. >>Now she was passed out on your chest
  147. >>Fuck your life
  148. >>Your heart raced, it felt like it would explode any second
  149. >>Here sat your love, on your chest
  150. >>Her rainbow mane was soft to the touch, her breath was warm on your shirt fabric
  151. >>Damn was she cute like this
  152. >>A little lump of cyan fur than just...just
  153. >>Boner, we are not on speaking terms right now
  154. >>Fuck you I do what I want
  155. >>You lightly stroke Dashes mane, soft to the touch
  156. >>A light shiver runs up your spine
  157. >>Have to man up and tell her eventually
  158. >>You gaze at her state once more, its so cute the way she sleeps
  159. >>Alright, tomorrow morning you would tell her
  160. >>No more fucking around with it
  161. >>It was eating your mind just thinking about what could happen if you did
  162. >>In your drunken state, thinking was not the best option
  163. >>That you found out a long time ago
  164. >>With a sigh you rock your head back
  165. >>Staring at you from the kitchen was the calendar
  166. >>From here it was hard to find out the date, but one of the little boxes popped out at you
  167. >>It made you laugh inside really
  168. >>Mentally you give Dash a kiss goodnight as you mutter to yourself
  169. "Happy Hearths Warming Eve."
  170. >>In your mind you shed a tear of happiness
  171. >>As you drift to sleep
  172. >>It's the best one you've had all week