- >Equestria day 2
- >Need to find a way to make these longer, too short
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- >>Mind.exe has successful restarted
- >>Open your eyes
- >>DEAR SWEET GOD, THE SUN
- >>blindedbythelight.mp3
- >>Your laying on something plush, soft...
- >>Look down
- >>Your on a cloud, floating above the ground
- "Makes no sense, but look on the bright side. I WAS a person now Im a pony."
- >>Stomach yells at you again, must be morning
- >>Think about eating grass again
- >>That thought slowly burns away
- >>There's a town in the distance, maybe you could get something there
- >>Go to step off the cloud, pull back
- >>Its not the ground, its a cloud so you can fall
- >>Fuck do you care you have wings
- >>Jump off and fly to the town
- >>You keep practicing acrobatics as you make your way there
- >>The town looked so much closer when you were on that cloud how far was it
- >>Start flying faster, so hungry
- >>Start falling asleep on the way
- >>Wings droop down
- >>You start falling
- >>Rush of wind just what you needed, like a cup of whoop-ass in the morning
- >>Look down
- >>FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
- >>Wings pop back out pull a hard right
- >>Shit storm cloud
- >>Swing left
- >>Feel your hooves touch the cloud, push off
- >>Your last hoof leaves contact, spark jumps between them
- >>BAM
- >>The cloud explodes in a giant rainbow explosion and you find yourself flying forward like a rocket
- >>On fire
- >>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
- >>Take a glance behind you, your trailing fire and smoke behind you
- >>Note to self
- >>Find fire-proof clothes before you try that again
- >>Town incoming
- >>Still going to fast, fuck your gonna over shoot it
- >>Over shot it, bad
- >>WAY BAD
- >>Though you caught about a half second glance at the town, pony's fuckin derpin their brains out
- >>Guess burning, supersonic pony's dont come around every day
- >>Wheres the brakes on this thing when you needed it
- >>Need an adult
- >>Right fucking NAO
- >>You swear you saw something try and follow you, got dusted that's for sure
- >>Clouds, why the fucking clouds
- >>No wait, cloud good thing
- >>Turn parallel and stamp your hooves into the thing
- >>FUUUUUUUCK
- >>You keep going, at a slower manageable pace for once in the minute you were flying today
- >>Turn around
- >>There was something following you
- >>Face, meet other face
- >>You swear you were just given derp eyes
- >>Shake off the dazed feeling
- "Dah fuk..."
- >>Cyan blue figure falling
- >>No pressure right
- >>Dive bomb to save it
- >>NOTGONNAMAKEITNOTGONNAMAKEITNOTGONNAMAKEITNOTGONNAMAKEIT
- >>Fall fast enough to get ahead of it
- >>Oh hi, forget something important there
- >>No
- >>Wheres those hands you were gonna catch that pony with
- >>...
- >>...
- >>...
- >>Fuck you brain, thanks for the pressure
- >>Put out your fore-hooves and pray this works
- >>Cyan pony makes contact, feel like a hero
- >>Physics says she now weights over 500 pounds
- >>FUCK YOU TOO DAMMIT
- >>Wings back out, try and glide down
- >>Not working
- >>One day of flight does NOT qualify you to do this shit already
- >>Ground, close, not gonna end well
- >>Glide along the ground this time
- >>Into town, put out hind-legs
- >>Dig them into the ground as MUCH AS POSSIBLE
- >>Hear a sickening snap, and then another
- >>Not good
- >>Lift back into the air, slow enough to stop mid-air finally
- >>Set the cyan one down, then try to land yourself
- >>FUUUUUUU
- >>PAIN
- >>Back in the air again
- >>Look around, pony's EVERYWHERE
- >>Some have wings like you and...that one
- >>Others have....horns
- >>The rest look normal, unless they're hiding some disgusting extra appendix or something
- >>"What happened to you two?"
- >>Some purple pony makes her way through the crowd
- >>Dont have time for this shit
- "Mid-air collision. Might have a concussion, I dont know. I know I broke my hind legs."
- >>Shit, your too hungry
- >>Haze starts to fill around your vision
- >>The purple one said something, you dont know, your out of it
- >>You black out again
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- >>Pathetic really
- >>In all the time you can recall, you never ONCE blacked out like that when you were human
- >>Granted, you can hardly recall anything now
- >>You minds like a giant forest being sliced down piece by piece
- >>Open your eyes
- >>Dim light, thank god for once it doesn't burn
- >>You slowly bring things into your vision now
- >>To your left is that cyan pony you saved, head wrapped up and talking to some doctor...pony
- >>Because that makes SO much sense
- "Ugh,"
- >>Your legs hurt like crazy, not like when you broke them though
- >>God that was terrible
- >>You look again, your legs are in casts
- >>Wait, are you on pain killers
- >>The pain seems dulled somehow
- >>Begs the question how pony's can create something like medicine
- >>"Ah, your awake."
- >>You look again and the doc is looked at you
- "Y-yeah. Shouldn't I be?"
- >>"Well, the way you broke those hind legs and then collapsed on us, we figured you'd be out longer."
- >>You do remember not eating anything up until you passed out, are they advanced enough to feed you unconsciously
- >>The growl from your stomach says otherwise
- "Well, Doc. Only passed out from hunger, to say the least, still am."
- >>He gives you a surprised look
- >>"Let me go get something for you then."
- >>And he's gone
- >>You give a sigh and lean back, god you feel terrible now
- >>No food for who knows how long, surprise you haven't eaten yourself
- >>"So..."
- >>Look over, the cyan one's talking to you now
- >>Cant get a break yet
- >>"Your the pegasus that saved me then?"
- "Yeah."
- >>Sounds like a girl
- >>"Hmph, wouldn't have needed your help if you weren't being a hot shot."
- >>Something tells you she's a hypocrite
- "Not my fault. I had no idea that would happen when I did that."
- >>Marvel of science that it happened, defies physics really
- >>"Well, your pretty fast so your ok in my books, kid. Whats your name?"
- >>Name
- >>Name
- >>Shit
- >>The time you spent was done learning to fly, walk, and not eat grass
- >>Fuck if you had time to think up some name
- >>Think, some name, something not crappy
- >>"Hey you there?"
- >>Shit, think man she's waiting on you
- >>Ok, you you can go supersonic and make fire
- >>Speed and fire
- >>Speed, fire
- >>Hmmm
- "My names Fire Bolt."
- >>"Fire Bolt? Never heard of you before, but whatev's. Im Rainbow Dash then."
- >>Rainbow Dash, catchy name
- >>Judging from the rainbow mane, she must live up to the name
- >>The door opens just when you open your mouth with some witty remark
- >>"Alright then, heres some food for that empty stomach of yours."
- >>The doc sets the plate in front of you, damn it looks better than grass
- >>Considering you've only eaten grass this looks like fucking prime rib and Sultans Gold Cake
- >>Google that shit, fucking to commit murder for
- >>I digress
- >>You tear into the hospital food with no remorse
- >>It takes you two minutes before you realize that the tray of food had no food left on it
- >>No scrape was spared and no fucks were given
- >>"Sorry rainbow, but your going to have to stay over night."
- >>"What?!"
- >>"Just so we can be sure that there's going to be absolutely no damage."
- >>She got a smack to the face going...500mph, you did too but he's not checking on you so much
- >>"I'll take that."
- >>The doc takes the tray of food in his...hoof?
- >>Ok, what the fuck
- >>"You get some rest too, mister...."
- "Fire Bolt."
- >>"Right, Mister Bolt then, try and rest up."
- >>The Doc shuts the door, and Rainbo- fuck it im calling her dash, Dash lets out a terrible sigh
- >>"Why do I have to stay over night? I didn't break my legs."
- "Still the problem I broke mine though."
- >>Dash might just be an interesting pony
- >>"YOUR the reason I even got hurt like that! Hot-dogin the sky like that!"
- "And you dont do the same?"
- >>Shes taken aback
- >>"Yeah, but when I do it, its 20% cooler then what you did."
- "After these legs heal, wana prove that?"
- >>There's fire in her eyes
- >>"I hope you live up to that challenge of yours."
- >>...
- >>...
- >>The fuck did you just get yourself into
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