- >Equestria day 44
- >Discord has a good offer, dont you agree
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- >>When you get out of the Everfree Forest, Pinkie had eaten all of the marshmallow around your house
- >>You dont mind, not like it would have really mattered
- >>But did enjoy that little snow tunnel you had leading to your house
- >>Made it an individual
- >>The others finally make their way out of the forest
- >>They wanted to do a check of the area to make sure Discord was gone for good
- >>Or as good as it can come before he wants you to answer
- >>But your not going to betray your friends like that
- >>That's not who you are at all
- >>They had told you Discords riddle, and you can already guess what he meant
- >>But he knew it would preoccupy them long enough to get you
- >>And with you under his command, they wouldn't be able to get the elements
- >>Which means you know exactly where they are
- >>"So Anon, have you got any ideas on that riddle?"
- >>You dont have ideas, you have the answer
- "Yeah. 'A pegasus so near' is referring to Fire Bolt, and 'In his place they should reside' means his house."
- >>Obvious your wondering how they couldn't figure it out
- >>But they look like your wrong
- >>"Well, ya see Anon..."
- >>Pinkie Pie was in your face again
- >>God she drives you up a wall
- >>"We already looks in your house!"
- >>Wait, what, how
- >>First off, how did they get into your house without the key
- >>Second, what did they touch
- >>"It was really fun! At first we couldn't get the door open, so Applejack backed it off its hinges! Boy was that cool..."
- >>Great, so Applejack can buck down doors too
- >>Going to need a solution for that problem
- >>"And then Rainbow Dash said that you never touched anything in Bolts room, so the elements should have been in there right? But they weren't! We searched all over that room and didn't find a single one!"
- >>How could that be right
- >>The riddle said they were in a place Bolt resides
- >>Unless they were inside of you
- >>God that wont end pretty at all
- >>In your place they should reside, so they should have been at your house
- >>But they weren't there
- >>What else is Discord hinting at dammit
- >>"This is going to be one long night."
- >>You agree with Dash for once
- >>Damn riddles, you were never good with them
- >>But they needed the answer, and only Discord had that
- >>And you had a meeting with Discord soon
- >>Your going to get that answer from him then, no matter what comes from it
- "I'll meet you guys at the library alright."
- >>You dont let them word out the answer, your already starting home
- >>They sure did kick your door down
- >>Hell you dont even know if you can put it back in place
- >>Need a plan for when Applejack comes around to kick it in again
- >>But nevermind that problem, you still have a bigger one
- >>You need to get Discords attention
- >>But how, not like there was a bell you could ring or a lamp you could rub to...
- >>On the kitchen table is a bottle and a note
- >>You assume Discord had this planned already
- >>You take the bottle and read the note
- >>"I know you want to answer, so here's a bottle with a portal."
- >>Dammit man, just say its a fucking portal in a bottle
- >>Now wheres the other bottle that links to this thing
- >>Actually, how do you use this thing
- >>No way in hell your supposed to drink the thing
- "Thanks for the riddle and no instructions there Discord."
- >>You toss the bottle at the wall
- >>The liquid inside splatters all over and glows bright
- >>You guess that was what you were supposed to do
- >>Nice one there Discord
- >>"Oh for the love of chaos, just come with me."
- >>You find yourself warped from your house into some...cavern
- >>Discord is sitting at a throne watching the chaos across Equestria run
- >>"You were supposed to drink that stuff you know, not throw it at a wall."
- "But it was a portal in a bottle."
- >>"If it was a portal, I would have made one to you."
- "Wheres the orange half of it then?"
- >>"Wait what?"
- "Well that one i threw was blue, so wheres the orange one?"
- >>"Do you even know how portals work?"
- "Well yeah! You jump through one end and it carries your velocity and trajectory through the other end of the portal, and you can use that principal to traverse millions of miles of distance in any direction."
- >>"You dont say?"
- >>Discord has an interesting look on his face
- >>Wait, wait, dont use that idea for chaos
- >>"Well, you have your answer for me then? I cant wait to start with those portals."
- >>Crapbaskets
- "Yeah I got your answer. But first I want one of mine."
- >>He rolls his eyes
- >>"That riddle was for then, not you."
- "Where are th-wait, how did you know?"
- >>He waves his hand and across your face are images of everything in Equestria
- >>"I've been watching you since I disappeared. Those p0nys told you about the riddle, not like you could find the answer."
- "Ah hell, there goes my plan."
- >>He slithers over to you from his throne
- >>"So I assume your answer was a nice little yes?"
- "Far from it."
- >>He slaps you across the room
- >>You can feel your clothes tear as you skid across the floor
- >>"There goes your happy part of the deal."
- >>He slithers over to you again and lifts you by the collar
- >>"We could have brought so much chaos together. To bad there Anon."
- >>He tapped you between the eyes
- >>All warmth in your body began to drain from your feet
- >>Like Discord was sucking the life from you
- >>Your vision began to split and haze
- >>Everything was turning white
- >>Your minds last thought
- >>Worst plan...ever...fuck you Discord...
- >>You black out of existence
- >>Twilights library was a mess
- >>Everyp0ny was running around frantically trying to solve Discords riddle
- >>"It HAS to be about Bolt, but where could they be if not in his house?"
- >>"Maybe it means were Bolt is."
- >>"But we dont know where Bolt is Twilight."
- >>There is a large crackle of thunder outside
- >>Oh god, they rain chocolate milk
- >>What does the lightning do
- >>"Oh little p0nys, your time is up."
- >>They each find themselves brought out of the library and stand before Discord
- >>"Discord! What do you mean our time is up?"
- >>He lightly chuckles from where he is
- >>"You lose my little p0nys. My riddle must have been too much to figure out."
- >>Rainbow Dash flies right up to his face
- >>"Then where WERE the elements then, huh? Where did you put them?"
- >>Discord smiled in his chair and motioned to something in the dark
- >>Rainbow looks that way
- >>A shadowy figure pounces on her from above
- >>Hold her up by the neck in the light
- >>Discord flicks his wrist and the person tosses Dash into the other p0nys
- >>"Thank you for your help, Anon."
- >>All the p0nys reel in shock
- >>"Anon?"
- >>"It cant be, Anon was with you the whole time?"
- >>Discord shakes his head and smiles at the six
- >>"No, no, he has just decided it was time to overthrow Celestia."
- >>Anon takes his place next to Discord
- >>"Why Anon? Why?"
- >>Your voice is darker then it once was
- "Why should I be loyal to p0nys that cant be loyal to me?"
- >>They look shocked
- >>"But Anon, we've only known you for two days."
- >>Your body slams its left fist into Discords throne, effectively ripping off a chunk
- >>Discord seems pleased and shocked at the same time
- "You have known me for a MONTH now! All of you have, and you never even realized it!"
- >>They all dont believe what they're hearing
- >>"But how could we have, you only showed up a few days ago."
- >>Before you can react, Discord intervenes
- >>"Oh you still dont understand? Fine, maybe this will help you."
- >>He snaps his claws and your body begins to waver
- >>And take the shadowy for of Fire Bolt once again
- >>The six of them gasp at the sight as your body shifts once again to being human
- >>An eerie silence fills the cavern but is soon replaced with Discords laughter
- >>"You should see the looks on your faces."
- >>He keels over in his throne before snapping his claw once again
- >>"Anon, if you would so kindly show them what they've lost."
- >>Your body contorts a wicked smiled
- >>You produce from your coin purse the six pieces of the Elements of Harmony
- >>"Too bad you girls couldn't figure it out sooner."
- >>Dash is back on her hooves and makes a dash for the elements
- >>But you react faster than before
- >>Pivot from your right foot you grab Dash by the forehoof and wing and send her back the way she came, up to the ceiling
- >>She hits it with a thud, and when she falls
- >>A sickening crack fills the air followed by her screams of pain
- >>Discord gives you a pleased smile and pats your back
- >>Your eyes dont leave the six, neither does that twisted smile
- >>"Now, if you'll excuse us, we have some chaos to wreak."
- >>And the six ponys are banished from sight, but maybe not from mind
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