- >Equestria day 44
- >Scratch that, chocolate milk from the sky
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- >>You couldn't take laying around on a roof
- >>While it was nice and comfy and all, those cotton candy clouds would randomly start raining chocolate milk on you
- >>Cant have that crap, but your enjoying the concept of it
- >>Upside down buildings
- >>Chocolate milk raining clouds
- >>Quick day and night changes
- >>So what does that make it now, day 89 or something
- >>Hell if you knew anymore, or cared really
- >>It was nice that you could just say it was day 8,496,321 and nobody would question it
- >>You take a stick and spear a cotton candy cloud
- >>As you walk down the street, p0nys run in terror
- >>Why are they so crazy around here, it's just chaos on a minimum scale is all
- >>Take a bit of the cotton candy cloud
- >>It melts in your mouth into chocolate milk
- >>fuckyea.jpg
- >>You swear that bag of bits got bigger
- >>Maybe money multiplies itself now
- >>That would be so damn sweet
- >>You chuck the stick away and enter the bar
- >>Deserted
- >>Well, from all life it is
- >>But the booze is still there
- >>Swag, loot it all fella's leave not a single drop of the beast in sight
- >>After what you count to be 13 days and 13 nights, you've downed as much liquor for the day
- >>You found it easy to loot and pillage in the chaos of...whatever this is
- >>Must be in your nature or something
- >>Get out of the bar to find the six p0nys return from Canterlot
- >>"What did Discord mean by that?"
- >>"I dont know girls. A pegasus we now fear?"
- >>"Well, whatever he means, we cant let him take us apart."
- >>Take them apart
- >>Thoughts of dissection start to fill your mind
- >>You drunken fuck
- >>"A pegasus near...who we now fear..."
- >>"Bolt!"
- >>They all turn to Twilight, even you do from where you are
- >>Thank Celestia your not with them
- >>"Dont you girls remember, Princess Celestia said that Bolt was somewhere we couldn't see."
- >>"Ya, but we dont fear Bolt, do we?"
- >>Yes, yes you guys do
- >>Sick of listening to them try and figure out such an obvious thing, you walk on
- >>P0nys that were still out or around were looking at you like you were some nut
- >>All this chaos and YOUR taking a stroll around town
- >>Must be silly to them, but you could care less about the chaos
- >>Stop by your house and look at what the snow has become
- >>A giant blob of melted marshmallows and caramel on top
- >>You have half a mind to just jump right in and eat your way inside
- >>But that sounds more like a job for-
- >>"Hey Anon!"
- >>Pinkie Pie
- "Uh, hey. Whats up?"
- >>"WELLLL, Rainbow Dash told me that you knew how to do a Pinkie Promise, even though I never SHOWED you how to do a Pinkie Promise. So since the others wanted to solve that riddle Discord did I just wanted to- Is that a GIANT marshmallow?"
- >>Quick to the point, quick to change it
- "Uh...yeah. Go nuts."
- >>You didn't have to say it twice, Pinkie was already at it
- >>She already ate a path to your front door, nice of her
- >>And she's still going
- >>Damn this girl was a party animal-er, p0ny
- >>Well, no point in going inside if all you hear is 'nomnomnomnom'
- >>So, might as well go for a walk somewhere else
- >>Pinkie see's you walking and calls at you
- >>"ANON! Dont forget to tell me!"
- >>You will...in time
- >>First stop, Everfree Forest
- >>Funny thing about it
- >>Even THIS PLACE, with all its mystery and dangerosity
- >>Its affected by the chaos of Discord
- >>You cant help but find it funny
- >>The tree's have been changed to loli-pops
- >>Leafs were made into spaghetti
- >>Any road that was there is now soap bubbles
- >>It brings a warm smile to your heart
- >>First thing that has since you got back from Celestia
- >>"Oh are you enjoying my little creation?"
- >>Something called from the back of your mind
- >>Whirl around, your standing alone
- >>"Dont be so hasty, I only want to talk."
- >>Doubt that shit right there
- "Alright, then where are ya?"
- >>You call into the open
- >>No response
- >>But the ground erupts a bunch of arrows pointing into the Everfree Forest
- >>Thanks man, real classy
- >>Look at the soap road laid of before you
- >>Want answers, follow the soapy brick road
- >>But you avoid the soap and suds and follow next to it
- >>Eventually, you wind up at a clearing in the forest
- >>Nothing here
- >>No arrows, no person, not a single thing around
- >>Mind the loli-pops and spaghetti
- >>"So GLAD you could make it here Anon."
- >>Again you whirl around to see who's there
- >>Nobody
- >>Turn back and some fucking disgusting monster is standing before you
- >>The FUCK is this thing
- >>Looks like something you'd expect the throw up after a drinking party
- >>"Oh dont mind the appearance, you get used to it after a while."
- >>Fat chance bud
- "What did you want to talk about now?"
- >>"Oh nothing much, just a chat with you is all."
- >>He's collecting chocolate milk in a glass
- >>This guy for real
- >>"Your just a giant ball of chaos inside, with a neat little ribbon on top."
- >>Now your interested
- >>Against your minds best reasoning, you step towards Discord
- >>"All that chaos inside, like you and I were destined to meet here. Oh what fun, at last, someone that would help me in throwing this world into chaos!"
- >>He tosses the glass behind him, it explodes
- >>Sounds like a fun world, but your not interested
- "Sorry pal, Im not game."
- >>He doesn't look upset or anything
- >>"Oh I knew you would say that, so whats stopping you then, little buddy?"
- >>You dont even have to think about it
- "Because of my friends."
- >>"Oh, the same friends that abandoned and betrayed you?"
- >>Ouch, he was right at that
- "They only did that because I changed form."
- >>He scoffs at that
- >>"If they were your true friends, why would that matter to them?"
- >>Your mind stops dead in the water
- >>He was right about that
- >>"They treated you SO much differently when you changed before them. They even didn't buy it when Celestia gave the ok."
- >>He's just playing mind games with you Anon
- >>Dont listen to him
- >>"And then Celestia makes you her little human lap dog. Doing everything she says dont'cha?"
- >>Grit your teeth
- >>He's the reason everyone is going crazy, you can stop him here
- >>But your limbs feel like stone
- >>Your heart feels heavy, beating fiercely inside
- >>"I can make it all better for you, ya know. Undo everything ol' Celestia did."
- >>He can...do that
- >>Your fingers twitch at the mere mention of it
- >>"Heres my offer, join me in spreading Chaos, and I'll undo each and every little thing thats happened to you. You get your little friends and memories back. I get a world of Chaos back."
- >>Your brain knew it was a trick
- >>If not, still a terrible trade off
- >>"So, what do ya say, partner?"
- >>Discord sticks his hand out for you to shake
- >>If you do that, you doom all of Equestria in the process
- >>But you can also get your life back
- >>Become a pegasus again, and be with...
- >>Your hand twitches again
- >>Its a trap and you know it
- >>Every fiber of your being is screaming at you
- >>But everything can go back, back the way it should have been
- >>Back to when-
- >>"Discord!"
- >>You whip around at the sound
- >>Discord just looks up and smiles
- >>Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle
- >>They came here
- >>Why
- >>"I await your answer Anon. Until next time, toodaloo."
- >>And with that he was gone, evaporated into thin air
- >>But you cant get over what he told you
- >>Fuck its eating you from the inside out
- >>Discords offer was bullshit and you know it
- >>Everything about it was wrong
- >>But you couldn't shake the feeling that he was right
- >>The trio approach you
- >>"Anon, what were you doing out here?"
- >>Wat
- >>"You know you shouldn't be in the Everfree Forest, especially with Discord around."
- >>No really, Wat
- >>"And what did he mean, await your answer?"
- >>You can hardly believe your ears
- >>Were they worried about you
- "H-he, was trying to trick me."
- >>True to the point, but they didn't need to know why
- >>"Well your lucky Pinkie saw you go into the forest. Who knows what he would have done to you."
- >>Besides give your life back to you, nothing
- "Yeah, you guys are right."
- >>When are they never
- >>You've stopped visibly being unnerved
- >>But the thoughts still linger in your mind
- >>Each thing he could undo that Celestia had wronged
- >>He could undo it all, and give you everything you lost back
- >>But at the cost of world chaos
- >>"Come on Anon, you should get home and rest."
- >>For once, since coming back to P0nyville, you agree with her
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