- >Equestria day 44
- >The plot falls from the sky
- ---------------------
- >>Wake up on the couch again
- >>Dont even remember falling asleep on the thing
- >>Look at the window
- >>Still snowed into your own house
- >>No p0ny likes you in their town
- >>Might as well tell Celestia to send you somewhere new
- >>Somewhere with hookers and blackjack
- >>Yeah, sounds about right
- >>Get off the couch and stretch your stiff body
- >>It pops in several different places
- >>Fuck that felt good
- >>Eye the crate of Applejack daniels for a second
- >>To early to get drunk, need to find something to do
- >>Need a job, that bag of bits will only last so long
- >>And with you drinking your depression into a hole
- >>It wasn't going to last another week
- >>Groan at the thought and head off to make something to eat
- >>Oh boy, what'll it be then
- >>Well, you got crap, junk, and those orgasmic berries in a jar
- >>Now if they knew how to make a toaster, you could have toast and orgasmic berries
- >>But, a sandwich should just as much suffice
- >>Fix it up and take a bit
- >>If not for those berries this bread does not pass for tasty
- >>Knock at the door
- >>Your memory kicks in and you remember what happened the last time you opened the door
- >>Applerape
- >>Though she never did that when you were a pegasus
- >>So why the fuck did she want to get some from you now
- >>Eh, you have to leave the house soon anyways
- >>Might as well open the door now and tell her a nice big no
- >>In the form of getting tossed out of the house again
- >>Unlock the door, turn the knob
- >>Rainbow Dash this time
- >>"Uh Anon, I thought you'd want this back."
- >>She puts the spare key in your hand
- >>Your eyes go from the key to her about ten times
- >>She doesn't say anything else but walks away
- >>You dont know what to make of it
- >>Then again, what can you make of it
- >>Shut your door behind you and lock it
- >>Time to find a job
- >>After an hours worth of searching around town
- >>No job for your
- >>Nobody would take you to do ANYTHING
- >>Your sure they could have used you for a pack mule or something, but no
- >>Your just some human that has no business in their world
- >>So at that thought, your not going to be working for your bits any time soon
- >>You still have no friends to lend you a hand
- >>Although you MIGHT be winning Dash over, and thats a big might
- >>So for now, you have to wonder around P0nyville on your own
- >>No direction anymore
- >>Celestia, she really has fucked up your life
- >>Somep0ny stomps a hoof behind you
- >>Dont need a second thought as who it is
- "Applejack, not in the mood for this."
- >>You turn around and face her
- >>"Ah know ya aint, but ah am."
- >>Fuck, you can see the hunger in her eyes
- >>She takes a step forward again
- >>You make a mad dash for safety
- >>As you run, p0nys stop and watch you by
- >>From the looks on some of their faces, they must think your some thief
- >>And Applejack is hunting you down for it
- >>Well they got the hunting down part right, thats a start
- >>But as you run, you have no place to hide
- >>She can see every move you make and when you look behind
- >>Fuck, she's gaining on you
- >>Dart into the closest alleyway, hope to lose her in there
- >>Not the brightest plan you've had so far
- >>Now your up against the wall, fuck you gonna do now
- >>Applejack blocks your only escape now
- >>"Ah'right then Anon, you gonna do this the easy way, or the hard way?"
- >>Both was are gonna be hard for you
- >>But how about the 'fuck off' way
- >>She advances slowly on you
- >>Fuck, she's got that hungry lust in her eyes
- >>You can feel it from here
- >>Escape, need an escape hole
- >>Fuck that, need an adult
- >>Four feet from you, your out of time now
- >>AJ licks her lips and gets ready to pounce on ya
- >>Fuck, she's gonna drive you up a wall doing this and-
- >>Wait, up a wall
- >>You look up at the walls that have encased your doom
- >>Worth a shot
- >>Applejack lunges at you
- >>You run up the wall and kick off
- >>She missed and smashed her face right into the wall
- >>Your right hand clamps down on thing it can find
- >>Your hanging out of Applejacks reach, holding onto a window sill for dear virginity
- >>Fingers start to slip
- >>Climb monkey boy, CLIMB
- >>And thus, you do
- >>Thank god p0ny homes are built with flaws and all intact
- >>Each little hole, or little bump gives you a handhold and a foothold
- >>Reach the roof of whatever building you were climbing and look down at AJ
- >>You must be a good 20 feet off the ground from her
- >>She stamps a hoof down and trudges off denied once again
- >>Watch her go, then look back up
- >>Whamp, cloud in your face
- >>It has you fall backwards on the roof
- >>But you shouldn't be able to TOUCH a cloud, only a pegasus pony can
- >>And was that thing pink
- >>Wipe off whatever it left on your face
- >>Looks like pink cotton
- >>You lick it
- "Cotton candy?"
- >>There's a cry coming from beneath you
- >>Twilight, calling all her friends
- >>"Girls! Discord has escaped again, we need to get to Celestia at once!"
- >>Discord, that god of chaos they fought with the EoH
- >>I thought that he would stay trapped in stone for a good millenia or so
- >>You watch as the six dash off for the closest transport to Canterlot
- >>Not your problem, so you just lay back and watch the pink clouds scramble around the sky
- >>This Discord guy really could make a nice entrance
- >>"Hehehehehe..."
- >>Shoot up at the sound
- >>Thought you heard someone laughing
- >>Must have been your imagination or something
- >>Disregard it and go back to lounging around
- >>Meanwhile in Canterlot
- >>Everything in sight was going crazy
- >>Discord really works fast in a short amount of time
- >>The six of them nearly bust down the door to Celestia's throne
- >>"Princess Celestia, we came as soon as we could."
- >>Celestia was sitting on her throne, but she was unresponsive
- >>"Princess, are you alright?"
- >>Twilight took a step forward
- >>Celestia's body began to float above her throne, and her limbs began to move puppet-like
- >>"Oh Im so sorry Twilight Sparkle, but you see, Celestia wont be joining us this time."
- >>Her head morphs around until it has contorted into Discord's
- >>"Discord! What have you done with Princess Celestia?"
- >>"All in good time my friends, all in good time."
- >>Discord finally drops the Celestia body thing and turns back to his normal self
- >>He seems pleased that they all showed up
- >>"Oh such a marvelous thing really, if I had known all of you would come to your princess so fast, I would have done this a long time ago."
- >>Before any of them can speak, the walls of the castle begin to fall apart
- >>They find themselves inside a large metal cage, with Discord outside
- >>"But because Im SUCH a good sport, heres your chance."
- >>The six elements of harmony float around him
- >>"To get your elements,
- >>Just make sense of this plan."
- >>Each element starts to faze away from existence
- >>"The chaos shall spread, from a massive bundle,
- >>Deep from its heart, in excessive rubble,
- >>If you should find yourself in a rut,
- >>Be sure you listen for his tut,
- >>A pegasus so near,
- >>Whom you all now fear,
- >>In his place they should reside,
- >>Your elements now, are yours to find."
- >>With that, Discord vanishes from sight
- >>And the six find themselves back at the castle grounds
Pastebin launched a little side project called HostCabi.net, check it out ;-)Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
create a new version of this paste
RAW Paste Data