- >Equestria day 1
- >Yes we are starting from day one, get ready for the fun
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- >>Fuck, LOTS OF PAIN
- >>Like, the sort of pain you feel when your torn from one dimensional plane to another
- >>Almost like this was some terrible bad fanfic written up by some guy at his computer trollin on 4chan
- >>Ok maybe that last part was too...specific
- >>Back to the pain, that stopped for once
- >>Damn it hurts though
- >>Somethings wrong though
- >>You swear you were sleeping on a bed, not the lawn
- >>Sit up, open your eyes
- "FUCK!"
- >>Light burns retina's, feel a meme reference coming on
- >>Nah not now, maybe later
- >>Shake your head, pry your eyes open
- >>So, time to take survey
- >>Not in bed [X]
- >>Not in the yard [X]
- >>Not at home [X]
- >>Well...fuck
- >>Stand up and stretch out your limbs
- >>Fine and dandy, except for falling backwards on your flank
- "Ow, why did I do that."
- >>Get back on two feet, fall forward
- >>Wut
- >>Look at your limbs, light cyan blue, horse like
- >>How you missed the clack clack is beyond you
- >>Ok dont panic
- >>Dont panic
- >>PANIC
- >>You race off in some direction, trying your best to actually run
- >>How do quadrupeds do this shit
- >>Trip, fall, stand up, repeat
- >>Get to a puddle of water
- "Convenient."
- >>Look at reflection
- >>Light cyan blue, orange and blue main, dark blue eyes
- >>So your a pony that should be a human
- >>Based on images you saw around /mlp/ you look decent enough
- >>Turn around, tail matches main
- >>Look closer, fucking wings
- >>WINGS!
- >>Upside, you can fly
- >>Downside, no thumbs
- >>Gonna think about that one for a second, in the mean time
- >>TEST OUT THOSE WINGS
- >>Jump in the air, expect to start flying, fail and faceplant in the puddle
- >>Think, how do birds fly?
- >>Flap wings, fly
- >>Look at extended wings
- >>Try this shit again
- >>Start flapping wings, jump in the air
- >>Caught about 5 seconds of airtime before you fall back down
- >>Fuck
- >>Think, what else was there?
- >>Wings, flapping, air, flying
- >>Flapping didn't work...
- >>Try gliding down, hell you've had worse ideas then this
- >>Jump and hold out wings this time
- >>Slow decent for 5 seconds
- >>Feel like a fool about now, thank god nobody's around to watch
- >>So, back to the flying thing
- >>Flapping like a moron wont work, wings out only useful for slow decent
- >>Think, how do you fly
- >>Well, birds always jumped and took off when you chased them as a kid, why not
- >>Take a step forward, stop and derp face
- >>Can barely run on four legs, gonna try and jump this time
- >>New priority, learn to walk and run
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- >>Sun's going down, so lets go over the checklist again
- >>Walk [X]
- >>Run [X]
- >>Fly [ ]
- >>Try the flying thing when you eat, too damn hungry
- >>Brain, remember something for a second would you
- >>Middle of FUCKIN NOWHERE ring a bell
- >>Your a horse, er, pony so you should be fine eating...grass
- >>The thought was bullshit, but at this point you couldn't walk over to the nearest store and ask what pony's eat
- >>Bend down and look at the grass
- >>Fuck this was gonna taste terrible
- >>Grit your teeth before you chow down
- >>bleh
- >>Bleh
- >>BLEH OH GOD WHY
- >>Taste's worse than dirt
- >>What you'd give for some water
- >>You keep eating, against your better judgement, until that gnawing growl stopped
- "Disgusting. When I get my body back, a good triple would wash that down for good."
- >>Shakes head
- >>Alright, before you pass out from the taste, lets try and fly before you fall asleep
- >>Get a running start, flap wings and jump
- >>Shut eyes and Brace for impact
- >>...
- >>...
- >>...
- >>Open eyes, your in mid-air
- >>Grin
- "Lets see what else we can do!"
- >>Dive bomb and pull up
- >>Fucking physics, its like your being crushed by a two ton concrete block
- >>Corkscrew, loop'd loop, you try maneuvers you remember from watching....flying...
- >>Fuck
- >>You dont remember what they were called now
- >>There's a cloud, get a funny idea
- >>You fly up and above then try to dive bomb through the thing
- >>WHAMPH
- >>Stuck in the cloud face first
- >>Pain
- >>Lots of pain
- >>Get up and look at your ground
- "Standing...on a cloud. T-T-THAT DEFIES PHYSICS!"
- >>Dont understand this, a weird dream
- >>Mind.exe has encountered a problem. Restart? Y/N
- >>Restarting
- >>You blackout
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