- >Equestria day 1
- >Yes we are starting from day one, get ready for the fun
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- >>Fuck, LOTS OF PAIN
- >>Like, the sort of pain you feel when your torn from one dimensional plane to another
- >>Almost like this was some terrible bad fanfic written up by some guy at his computer trollin on 4chan
- >>Ok maybe that last part was too...specific
- >>Back to the pain, that stopped for once
- >>Damn it hurts though
- >>Somethings wrong though
- >>You swear you were sleeping on a bed, not the lawn
- >>Sit up, open your eyes
- "FUCK!"
- >>Light burns retina's, feel a meme reference coming on
- >>Nah not now, maybe later
- >>Shake your head, pry your eyes open
- >>So, time to take survey
- >>Not in bed [X]
- >>Not in the yard [X]
- >>Not at home [X]
- >>Well...fuck
- >>Stand up and stretch out your limbs
- >>Fine and dandy, except for falling backwards on your flank
- "Ow, why did I do that."
- >>Get back on two feet, fall forward
- >>Wut
- >>Look at your limbs, light cyan blue, horse like
- >>How you missed the clack clack is beyond you
- >>Ok dont panic
- >>Dont panic
- >>PANIC
- >>You race off in some direction, trying your best to actually run
- >>How do quadrupeds do this shit
- >>Trip, fall, stand up, repeat
- >>Get to a puddle of water
- "Convenient."
- >>Look at reflection
- >>Light cyan blue, orange and blue main, dark blue eyes
- >>So your a pony that should be a human
- >>Based on images you saw around /mlp/ you look decent enough
- >>Turn around, tail matches main
- >>Look closer, fucking wings
- >>WINGS!
- >>Upside, you can fly
- >>Downside, no thumbs
- >>Gonna think about that one for a second, in the mean time
- >>TEST OUT THOSE WINGS
- >>Jump in the air, expect to start flying, fail and faceplant in the puddle
- >>Think, how do birds fly?
- >>Flap wings, fly
- >>Look at extended wings
- >>Try this shit again
- >>Start flapping wings, jump in the air
- >>Caught about 5 seconds of airtime before you fall back down
- >>Fuck
- >>Think, what else was there?
- >>Wings, flapping, air, flying
- >>Flapping didn't work...
- >>Try gliding down, hell you've had worse ideas then this
- >>Jump and hold out wings this time
- >>Slow decent for 5 seconds
- >>Feel like a fool about now, thank god nobody's around to watch
- >>So, back to the flying thing
- >>Flapping like a moron wont work, wings out only useful for slow decent
- >>Think, how do you fly
- >>Well, birds always jumped and took off when you chased them as a kid, why not
- >>Take a step forward, stop and derp face
- >>Can barely run on four legs, gonna try and jump this time
- >>New priority, learn to walk and run
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- >>Sun's going down, so lets go over the checklist again
- >>Walk [X]
- >>Run [X]
- >>Fly [ ]
- >>Try the flying thing when you eat, too damn hungry
- >>Brain, remember something for a second would you
- >>Middle of FUCKIN NOWHERE ring a bell
- >>Your a horse, er, pony so you should be fine eating...grass
- >>The thought was bullshit, but at this point you couldn't walk over to the nearest store and ask what pony's eat
- >>Bend down and look at the grass
- >>Fuck this was gonna taste terrible
- >>Grit your teeth before you chow down
- >>bleh
- >>Bleh
- >>BLEH OH GOD WHY
- >>Taste's worse than dirt
- >>What you'd give for some water
- >>You keep eating, against your better judgement, until that gnawing growl stopped
- "Disgusting. When I get my body back, a good triple would wash that down for good."
- >>Shakes head
- >>Alright, before you pass out from the taste, lets try and fly before you fall asleep
- >>Get a running start, flap wings and jump
- >>Shut eyes and Brace for impact
- >>...
- >>...
- >>...
- >>Open eyes, your in mid-air
- >>Grin
- "Lets see what else we can do!"
- >>Dive bomb and pull up
- >>Fucking physics, its like your being crushed by a two ton concrete block
- >>Corkscrew, loop'd loop, you try maneuvers you remember from watching....flying...
- >>Fuck
- >>You dont remember what they were called now
- >>There's a cloud, get a funny idea
- >>You fly up and above then try to dive bomb through the thing
- >>WHAMPH
- >>Stuck in the cloud face first
- >>Pain
- >>Lots of pain
- >>Get up and look at your ground
- "Standing...on a cloud. T-T-THAT DEFIES PHYSICS!"
- >>Dont understand this, a weird dream
- >>Mind.exe has encountered a problem. Restart? Y/N
- >>Restarting
- >>You blackout
- >Equestria day 2
- >Need to find a way to make these longer, too short
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- >>Mind.exe has successful restarted
- >>Open your eyes
- >>DEAR SWEET GOD, THE SUN
- >>blindedbythelight.mp3
- >>Your laying on something plush, soft...
- >>Look down
- >>Your on a cloud, floating above the ground
- "Makes no sense, but look on the bright side. I WAS a person now Im a pony."
- >>Stomach yells at you again, must be morning
- >>Think about eating grass again
- >>That thought slowly burns away
- >>There's a town in the distance, maybe you could get something there
- >>Go to step off the cloud, pull back
- >>Its not the ground, its a cloud so you can fall
- >>Fuck do you care you have wings
- >>Jump off and fly to the town
- >>You keep practicing acrobatics as you make your way there
- >>The town looked so much closer when you were on that cloud how far was it
- >>Start flying faster, so hungry
- >>Start falling asleep on the way
- >>Wings droop down
- >>You start falling
- >>Rush of wind just what you needed, like a cup of whoop-ass in the morning
- >>Look down
- >>FUUUUUUUUUUUUU
- >>Wings pop back out pull a hard right
- >>Shit storm cloud
- >>Swing left
- >>Feel your hooves touch the cloud, push off
- >>Your last hoof leaves contact, spark jumps between them
- >>BAM
- >>The cloud explodes in a giant rainbow explosion and you find yourself flying forward like a rocket
- >>On fire
- >>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
- >>Take a glance behind you, your trailing fire and smoke behind you
- >>Note to self
- >>Find fire-proof clothes before you try that again
- >>Town incoming
- >>Still going to fast, fuck your gonna over shoot it
- >>Over shot it, bad
- >>WAY BAD
- >>Though you caught about a half second glance at the town, pony's fuckin derpin their brains out
- >>Guess burning, supersonic pony's dont come around every day
- >>Wheres the brakes on this thing when you needed it
- >>Need an adult
- >>Right fucking NAO
- >>You swear you saw something try and follow you, got dusted that's for sure
- >>Clouds, why the fucking clouds
- >>No wait, cloud good thing
- >>Turn parallel and stamp your hooves into the thing
- >>FUUUUUUUCK
- >>You keep going, at a slower manageable pace for once in the minute you were flying today
- >>Turn around
- >>There was something following you
- >>Face, meet other face
- >>You swear you were just given derp eyes
- >>Shake off the dazed feeling
- "Dah fuk..."
- >>Cyan blue figure falling
- >>No pressure right
- >>Dive bomb to save it
- >>NOTGONNAMAKEITNOTGONNAMAKEITNOTGONNAMAKEITNOTGONNAMAKEIT
- >>Fall fast enough to get ahead of it
- >>Oh hi, forget something important there
- >>No
- >>Wheres those hands you were gonna catch that pony with
- >>...
- >>...
- >>...
- >>Fuck you brain, thanks for the pressure
- >>Put out your fore-hooves and pray this works
- >>Cyan pony makes contact, feel like a hero
- >>Physics says she now weights over 500 pounds
- >>FUCK YOU TOO DAMMIT
- >>Wings back out, try and glide down
- >>Not working
- >>One day of flight does NOT qualify you to do this shit already
- >>Ground, close, not gonna end well
- >>Glide along the ground this time
- >>Into town, put out hind-legs
- >>Dig them into the ground as MUCH AS POSSIBLE
- >>Hear a sickening snap, and then another
- >>Not good
- >>Lift back into the air, slow enough to stop mid-air finally
- >>Set the cyan one down, then try to land yourself
- >>FUUUUUUU
- >>PAIN
- >>Back in the air again
- >>Look around, pony's EVERYWHERE
- >>Some have wings like you and...that one
- >>Others have....horns
- >>The rest look normal, unless they're hiding some disgusting extra appendix or something
- >>"What happened to you two?"
- >>Some purple pony makes her way through the crowd
- >>Dont have time for this shit
- "Mid-air collision. Might have a concussion, I dont know. I know I broke my hind legs."
- >>Shit, your too hungry
- >>Haze starts to fill around your vision
- >>The purple one said something, you dont know, your out of it
- >>You black out again
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- >>Pathetic really
- >>In all the time you can recall, you never ONCE blacked out like that when you were human
- >>Granted, you can hardly recall anything now
- >>You minds like a giant forest being sliced down piece by piece
- >>Open your eyes
- >>Dim light, thank god for once it doesn't burn
- >>You slowly bring things into your vision now
- >>To your left is that cyan pony you saved, head wrapped up and talking to some doctor...pony
- >>Because that makes SO much sense
- "Ugh,"
- >>Your legs hurt like crazy, not like when you broke them though
- >>God that was terrible
- >>You look again, your legs are in casts
- >>Wait, are you on pain killers
- >>The pain seems dulled somehow
- >>Begs the question how pony's can create something like medicine
- >>"Ah, your awake."
- >>You look again and the doc is looked at you
- "Y-yeah. Shouldn't I be?"
- >>"Well, the way you broke those hind legs and then collapsed on us, we figured you'd be out longer."
- >>You do remember not eating anything up until you passed out, are they advanced enough to feed you unconsciously
- >>The growl from your stomach says otherwise
- "Well, Doc. Only passed out from hunger, to say the least, still am."
- >>He gives you a surprised look
- >>"Let me go get something for you then."
- >>And he's gone
- >>You give a sigh and lean back, god you feel terrible now
- >>No food for who knows how long, surprise you haven't eaten yourself
- >>"So..."
- >>Look over, the cyan one's talking to you now
- >>Cant get a break yet
- >>"Your the pegasus that saved me then?"
- "Yeah."
- >>Sounds like a girl
- >>"Hmph, wouldn't have needed your help if you weren't being a hot shot."
- >>Something tells you she's a hypocrite
- "Not my fault. I had no idea that would happen when I did that."
- >>Marvel of science that it happened, defies physics really
- >>"Well, your pretty fast so your ok in my books, kid. Whats your name?"
- >>Name
- >>Name
- >>Shit
- >>The time you spent was done learning to fly, walk, and not eat grass
- >>Fuck if you had time to think up some name
- >>Think, some name, something not crappy
- >>"Hey you there?"
- >>Shit, think man she's waiting on you
- >>Ok, you you can go supersonic and make fire
- >>Speed and fire
- >>Speed, fire
- >>Hmmm
- "My names Fire Bolt."
- >>"Fire Bolt? Never heard of you before, but whatev's. Im Rainbow Dash then."
- >>Rainbow Dash, catchy name
- >>Judging from the rainbow mane, she must live up to the name
- >>The door opens just when you open your mouth with some witty remark
- >>"Alright then, heres some food for that empty stomach of yours."
- >>The doc sets the plate in front of you, damn it looks better than grass
- >>Considering you've only eaten grass this looks like fucking prime rib and Sultans Gold Cake
- >>Google that shit, fucking to commit murder for
- >>I digress
- >>You tear into the hospital food with no remorse
- >>It takes you two minutes before you realize that the tray of food had no food left on it
- >>No scrape was spared and no fucks were given
- >>"Sorry rainbow, but your going to have to stay over night."
- >>"What?!"
- >>"Just so we can be sure that there's going to be absolutely no damage."
- >>She got a smack to the face going...500mph, you did too but he's not checking on you so much
- >>"I'll take that."
- >>The doc takes the tray of food in his...hoof?
- >>Ok, what the fuck
- >>"You get some rest too, mister...."
- "Fire Bolt."
- >>"Right, Mister Bolt then, try and rest up."
- >>The Doc shuts the door, and Rainbo- fuck it im calling her dash, Dash lets out a terrible sigh
- >>"Why do I have to stay over night? I didn't break my legs."
- "Still the problem I broke mine though."
- >>Dash might just be an interesting pony
- >>"YOUR the reason I even got hurt like that! Hot-dogin the sky like that!"
- "And you dont do the same?"
- >>Shes taken aback
- >>"Yeah, but when I do it, its 20% cooler then what you did."
- "After these legs heal, wana prove that?"
- >>There's fire in her eyes
- >>"I hope you live up to that challenge of yours."
- >>...
- >>...
- >>The fuck did you just get yourself into
- >Equestria day 3
- >I...should join 4chans /mlp/ post for this shouldn't I?
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- >>You and Dash chatted it up last night
- >>She's a pretty cool gal really
- >>Cant wait to see if she can drink you under the table
- >>Or is it over the table
- >>Aside from getting hammered out of her mind
- >>She also claims to go faster than you
- >>Perform better acrobatics than you
- >>And is the definition of cool
- >>Aside from that second one, its all bull
- >>From what you CAN remember, you were one hell of a drinker as a human
- >>Have a liver of fuckin steel for ya to down that much
- >>Well, thank god sleep claimed ya
- >>Except that annoying Dash was talking out loud in the middle of the night
- >>The fuck is she doing over there
- "Dash, the hell are you doing?"
- >>You move the curtain separating you two
- >>She's sitting there with a book between her hooves
- >>Seriously now
- >>How the FUCK do pony's do this shit
- >>Unless they have some magic or tech, how do they hold things like that at all
- >>Anyways,
- >>Dash practically fumbles with the book and shoves up under her pillow
- >>"Huh, wha? Oh, Bolt, umm...hey, whats up?"
- >>....
- >>....
- >>Ok, weird...
- "Wondering why you were so loud. Was that a book?"
- >>"Yes-No, wait, I mean N-no of course not. Books are for egg heads."
- >>You raise an eyebrow, she blushes
- >>If not for being a pony, she looks so cute you just d'aw inside
- "So Im an egghead AND Im faster then you."
- >>She got flustered again
- >>"There's no way an egghead could beat me in a race!"
- >>You huff and grab the curtain again
- "Well I read books a lot, so I guess I do both."
- >>Pull the curtain between you two, act asleep
- >>"There's no way he could beat me. But if he reads books, then, I guess everyone does."
- >>You hear her toss around and mutter quietly as she reads her book
- >>Smile while you sleep
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- >>Wake up and stretch your wings
- >>Doctor came and let Dash out of the hospital
- >>She seemed sad for leaving, maybe it was just because you were there
- >>Doc says you have to stay a little longer, let those legs heal properly
- >>Considering you have more flying to do, your gonna need it
- >>But fuck if I have any ideas to make up for a week
- >>Dick jokes and memes only get you so far in a fanfic before it gets old
- >>And I would hate another skip so early but
- >>Fuck it
- >>Skip a week ahead, so lets recap what you'll miss
- >>Hospital food, Dash visits often, You read up on pegasus acrobatics
- >>Crack a few dick jokes and toss some sunglasses moments in there
- >>There's a whole 7 days of what you'll miss
- >>Never let this end up in the hospital again
- >>EVER
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- >>Doc finally lets you out of the hospital
- >>Have to 'take it easy' with those legs for a bit though
- >>Fuck that, you have a pony to race
- >>....and drink under the table
- "Now if I were a pegasus, where would I be?"
- >>...
- >>Ok not sure if that was an intended joke or not
- >>Work on it later, now you need to find out what pony's do around here-
- >>"Hey Bolt!"
- >>Crash right in front of you, Dash is standing there
- >>You, you look dumbstruck like a moron
- >>"Whats the matter? Know your going to lose now?"
- >>Psh, she's so full of herself
- "Maybe in a million years you can beat me."
- >>You take off in the air, given your newfound knowledge on pegasuses, this is a lot easier than the first time you tired
- >>Speed, agility, grace, yeah that book is a help
- >>"Getting sure of yourself there?"
- >>She zooms up to you, and you get a taste of how fast she is
- >>Fuck what have you gotten yourself into
- "Name the place then, I'll show you just what i can do."
- >>She gives a smirk
- >>"Follow me then."
- >>You both fly off, but FUCK
- >>If you were to describe your flying, you fly like fluttershy on a good day
- >>Need to find a way to fly faster and quick
- >>Hell no your going to try that...thing you did again
- >>Fuck that, too fast for you...well for right now
- >>You fly like a filly and as good as fluttershy
- >>"Come one Bolt, I thought you could dust me."
- >>Fuck, think man, THINK
- "Just...enjoying the view. Never been to...this place before"
- >>Dash just stops mid-flight and you nearly ram into her
- >>"Well, lets get you a tour of PonyVille,"
- >>Thank god
- >>"And have that race at the same time!"
- >>Fuck me
- >>"Or are you gonna chicken out and admit Im the best?"
- >>Oh FUCK NO
- >>She is gonna eat those words
- "Hell no, hope you can eat my dust better this time."
- >>You smirk and she directs you to the starting line
- >>Your gonna race through town and end up finishing at 'apple acres'
- >>Damn you and your pride, this race wont end well
- >>"Alright, ready, set, GO!"
- >>You both take off at full speed
- >>Lucky you though, either your better when your nerves are over the edge or she's not at full speed.
- >>Either way, your keeping up with Dash
- >>"That's Sugercube Corner, Thats the library, Day spa, School house, You know the hospital..."
- >>She's talking a million words a second, god you cant keep up with it at all
- >>Then she blasts ahead of you, fuck she was going slow
- >>Dammit your not gonna lose to her if your life depended on it
- >>Ok, how are you gonna get faster then
- >>You think of that and you feel an updraft come from below
- >>Ok, this you should know
- >>Your wings pull slightly up and the draft takes you faster than you once were
- >>God damn, your loving this already
- >>The speed, the rush, the adrenaline in your veins
- "Fucking want more!"
- >>You tuck in more, your wings tilt up and you catch more air
- >>The speed, your catching up to her
- >>Have to catch and beat her before
- >>Farm, up ahead
- >>Fuck
- >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHsOSGJHN0
- "Wings dont fail me NOW DAMN YOU!"
- >>You feel yourself blast forward, almost like when you turning into a living rocket
- >>Your trailing smoke and fire again
- >>FUUUUCK
- >>You pass Dash easy enough at this speed, literally leaving her in the dust
- >>Too fast dammit, TOO FAST
- >>How did those things slow down
- >>Well they had engines so im guessing they just went backwards
- >>No wait, if they went too far up they started to slow
- >>Yeah, thats right, gravity should slow your ass down enough
- >>You hope, if not, goodbye legs
- >>Soar up to the sun, trailing smoke and fire as you climb
- >>Everypony can see it for miles, like a beacon in the night sky
- >>Er, like a smoke pillar in the morning sun
- >>You finally lose enough speed from gravity that you can descend properly
- >>Though Dash is siting on the ground watching you in awe
- >>When you touch down, your panting for breath
- "T-Told ya....I was...the best."
- >>"I said the one to reach the farm first, you didn't."
- >>She points at your escaping smoke trail and all you can do is groan
- >>You pulled up just before you reached the fucking farm
- >>Technically you lose, so...fuck
- "Technicality, You know i would have won anyways."
- >>Dash just rolls her eyes
- >>"Yeah yeah, come on then bigshot, drinks on me."
- >>She holds out a hoof
- >>You bump it with yours
- >>Somewhere in the back of your mind, it screams 'brohoof' at you
- >>Cant imagine why, but whatever
- >>Time to get hammered
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- >>Your both at the bar after Dash's shift ends
- >>Apparently she got that race in during her break, leaving you to enjoy...whatever till she was done
- >>If that just means learning how to fly faster and better, than sure
- >>Not much help you could hear her laugh sometimes when you passed
- >>Well, doesn't matter, your both shitfaced by now
- >>"Damn Bolt, your..one *hic* fast fucker."
- "Me? Nah, YOUR the *hic* fast fuck around here."
- >>"Nah, you woulda, *hic* woulda won if you didn't panic like a *hic* filly."
- "Who you callin a- *hic* filly for?"
- >>"You drunk, cant even *hic* hold down your booze."
- "Fuck you, gimmie another shot!"
- >>Barkeep looks at the two of you and shrugs, puts a shot glass infront of you two and pours something in it
- >>You assume its alcohol but fuck if you know, your too drunk off your ass to figure it out
- >>Down the thing at the same time as Dash
- >>"Hey Bolt, *hic* you gotta place to crash tonight?"
- "Wha..?"
- >>"You just arrived, gotta place to crash?"
- >>In your drunken state you assume 'crash' is literally crashing into something
- "No, shou- *hic* should I?"
- >>"Yeah you should! Come on *hic* your crashin at my place."
- >>Fuckin drunk logic
- >>Against your drunken minds best attempt at filly education, you and Dash fly to her place
- >>Well, more like float around the town and bump into everything
- >>Not sure if you drank her under the table or if she drunk YOU under it
- >>Fuck if you know, or care
- >>Gave no shits today...or any that you remember
- >>Dash opens door to her cloud house...or mansion in your drunken awe
- >>Though, two steps in, your passed out on the couch
- >>Dash is right behind you, literally too
- >>Passed out on top of you
- >>Guess she won that one too....
- >>Damn
- >Equestria day 10
- >Stop your whining, you'll be Anon soon enough
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- >>Wake up with a mouthful of cloud furniture
- >>Pain splitting headache, god what did you do last night
- >>Oh yeah, got drunk with Dash and passed out in her house
- >>That girl can hold her liquor and then some, sheesh
- >>You cant get some feeling off of you
- >>Like your on the bottom lair of a dog pile and you dont remember how or why
- >>Look behind you
- >>Dash, sleeping on top of you
- >>That causes you to blush, never had anyone pass out on top of you
- >>Carefully slip out from under her, try not to wake her
- >>Succeed, though your sneak skill is still shit
- >>Look at self, god you could use a shower
- >>Tip-toe your way upstairs, or attempt to tip-toe
- >>Fuck how do these pony's do this
- >>Open door to bathroom, slowly shut it behind you
- >>Now comes your next problem
- >>Aside from the obvious workings of this 'shower'
- >>How do pony's shower at all
- "Yeah...guess it doesn't hurt to try then."
- >>Bleh, yeah it hurt to try
- >>Soap in mouth, soap in hooves, soap in eye
- >>Not sure how do, but you did it somehow
- >>At the very least, you dont look like a complete mess now
- >>Step out of the bathroom, your mane is still a bit damp
- >>It sticks to your neck every so often, but nothing a good shake wont fix
- >>Dash isn't on the couch anymore
- >>Look to the kitchen, shes sitting at the table with a stack of sandwiches a mountain high
- >>This girl shakes off a headache and fixes a mountain of food
- >>Is she sane
- "Man, you work fast."
- >>She looks up from her food and blushes at your sight
- >>Whats so bad about it, aside from the naked part
- >>But hey, she's naked too here
- >>Fuck it, dismiss it and sit next to her
- >>Take a sandwich off the stack, bleh, looks like grass and flowers between bread
- >>Down the hatch, what else are you gonna eat
- >>"So Bolt, you stayin' in town or were you just passing by?"
- >>If you were just passing by, you would have left a long time ago
- >>On that note as well, this is the only town you know of and your not in the mood to adventure for another
- "Nah, Im here to stay. Cant get rid of me that easily."
- >>She smiles
- >>"Well, I guess you'll be needing a job then. How's weather patrol sound?"
- >>Wut
- >>No seriously, Wut
- "Um, I dont know what that is Dash."
- >>She looks at you dumbstruck, ah hell there goes your perfect cover
- >>"Wha? How do you NOT know about that? Where have you been living, the everfree forest?"
- >>That ACTUALLY is a good idea, say you were raised as a lone wolf in some forest
- "Um, that's more spot on than you think Dash."
- >>Gulp down another sandwich, she's looking at you like your some kind of nut
- >>"You've lived in the everfree forest since you were a colt?!"
- >>Colt must refer to a baby boy, Filly is a baby girl, remember this
- "Yeah, that a bad thing?"
- >>You, acting fly like its no big deal
- >>Dash, flippin' her shit over there
- >>Everfree forest must be full of tough shit then
- >>"Bad thing? Well, not a lot of pony's come out of the everfree forest unhurt or worse. How did YOU survive when you were just a colt?"
- >>Damn, more story telling
- >>Just like a bad fanfic
- >>Ok think think think, something bad ass
- "Well, I lived out of a cave until I could properly fly,"
- >>As in ten days ago when you woke up as a pegasus
- "Usually just come out at night to get food and whatever, since everything there could tear me to shreds."
- >>Just what forest WERE you in anyways
- "Then I just saw Ponyville from a cloud I was laying on and, you know the rest."
- >>She cant believe you
- >>God if she doesn't believe that then what, Oh I used to not be a pony but now I am
- >>That always flies well with everyone
- >>"That's, so, cool! You've got to show me where you lived in out there."
- >>You open your mouth to object, but she stops you before you can
- >>"Not now though, we need to get you a job. Come on, you'll do great at weather patrol."
- >>Something tells you your NOT going to be a very good 'weather patrol' pegasus
- >>Need an explanation from Dash about what weather patrol is, ask on the way you guess
- >>Grab a sandwich before heading out with Dash
- >>No sense in leaving on an empty stomach
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- >>Ok so you got the run down
- >>All you have to do is either move clouds around, or beat the shit out of them
- >>Fair and simple game
- >>Except Dash is with you so that makes it a competition
- >>Cant get a break with her can you
- >>Still, no fucks given so its cool with you
- >>Gotta clear the sky's for today so you and Dash see who can clear the most
- >>So, beating clouds to a...cloudy pulp is simple enough
- >>Kick with your legs, punch with your hooves, dont go and body slam it
- >>Hurts, and you have experience on that
- >>With the sky finally cleared, you and Dash meet up
- "92 clouds, beat that then."
- >>She gives a sly smile
- >>"122 down. Guess I win again."
- >>You just cant beat her at anything
- >>Damn it
- "Alright you won again, whats your prize?"
- >>She smiles and you two descend from the sky, your more exhausted then she is
- >>Though, she has experience over you so, your gonna have to enjoy losing for a while
- >>Burns your ass thinking about it
- >>"Time for you to meet the group. Come on, time to meet Pinkie."
- >>...
- >>...
- >>Something tells me that meeting 'Pinkie' wont end well
- >>Wont end well at ALL
- >Equestria day 10
- >Yep, still day ten, now with 20% less spaghetti
- ---------------------
- >>Sugercube corner, and a fine hello to you too
- >>So this is where Pinkie Pie is supposed to live
- >>With as much sugar as this place has, and built with
- >>Something says this place is....
- >>A car maintenance shop
- >>...
- >>...
- >>Fine, its a fucking bakery, cant you let me imagine
- >>Walk in with Dash, some pink pony is zipping around
- >>Oh god, dont tell me SHE'S Pinkie Pie
- >>"Hey Pinkie!"
- >>Shit, too late to back out now
- >>"Oh hi Rainbow Dash, who's this pony?"
- >>She is all over you now
- >>"This a new friend, or one of your old friends? Whats his name, are you sure he's a he."
- >>Wait what, oh no your not looking
- >>Push her away with a hoof
- "My names Fire Bolt, and I just got here."
- >>She's super excited, fuck it was super effective
- >>"Then we need to throw you a PARTY!"
- >>Shes off the walls now, literally
- >>Wait was she just on the ceiling
- >>Someone explain this girl to me PLEASE
- >>Before long you might just lose your sanity
- >>"Oh its gonna be a gigantic WELCOME PARTY! Everyone's gonna be there and then we all- HUUUH!"
- >>She's off again, something about getting ready this time
- >>You give Dash an awkward glance and she just smiles at you
- >>"Well, you meet Pinkie. Figured she should be first, what with her party's and all."
- >>She leads you out of Sugarcube Corner and onto another building
- >>Carousel Boutique, sounds fancy
- >>"Ok, next stop is Rarity."
- >>Again, sounds fancy
- >>These pony's and their names, seems to reflect who they are inside
- >>....
- >>So then, what does Fire Bolt reflect
- >>Other than being set on fire and going supersonic
- >>That you've gotten out of the way
- >>Still, you picked it so no big deal right
- >>"Rarity, you in there?"
- >>No answer
- >>For once your relieved as much as humanly possible
- >>er, as much as pony possible
- >>I dont know, this whole body thing really has you all over the place with right and wrong
- >>"Um, Rainbow Dash, Rarity had to go to Canterlot this week remember?"
- >>Turn around
- >>Purple pony this time, with a baby dragon and a horn
- >>Good god you hope it doesn't shoot unicorn mayonnaise
- >>....
- >>....
- >>Ok those of you who got the reference raise your hand
- >>Bad joke, moving on
- >>"Oh yeah, must have just slipped my mind is all."
- >>Dash lets out a laugh then realizes you dont know this other pony
- >>"Oh right, Bolt meet Twilight. Twilight, this is Bolt."
- >>Twilight holds out a hoof
- >>If you had HANDS you would shake her hoof, but you bump it instead
- >>Not sure if that counts as a handshake, but she just smiles and walks off with her dragon
- >>You give Dash an odd look
- >>"She owns the Library over there, besides that, she's Princess Celestia's top student."
- >>Ok time to be an idiot again
- "Princess Celestia?"
- >>She just sighs at you
- >>"You really have no idea about Equestria do you? Well, friends first, lectures last."
- >>The two of you head off to 'sweet apple acres' to meet Applejack or something
- >>Something in the back of your mind tells you there is not a single male pony around this town
- >>Arrive at the farm
- >>...
- >>...
- >>Apples, who'd have guessed
- >>"Hey Applejack! Got a minute?"
- >>An orange mare comes up and stands by the gate separating you three
- >>"Yeah, whats up Rainbow?
- >>"Just wanted ya to meet the new pegasus in town here."
- >>Dash pats a hoof on your back, thank god your both the same size
- >>"Alrighty then, gota name there fella?"
- "Yeah, Bolt."
- >>Applejack smiled and holds out a hoof
- >>You bump it with yours
- >>Thats three times you've done that now, only with Dash does the word 'brohoof' come to mind
- >>"Nice ta meet ya then Bolt, but i best be gettin back ta work."
- >>You and Dash wave goodbye and then fly off to Fluttershy's cottage
- >>Sweet Apple Acres, wonder what they do there
- >>Like that needs an answer really
- >>Moving on, you and Dash arrive at FLuttershy's cottage
- >>One word is all it takes to describe her place
- >>Animals
- >>Animals EVERYWHERE
- >>Birds, Rabbits, Chickens, was that an alligator
- >>A yellow mare is watering some flowers and softly humming to herself
- >>The image already sparks up a D'aw inside you, but you slowly push it down and move on
- >>"Hey fluttershy!"
- >>She looks up and spies you with Dash
- >>"Oh, um, hey Rainbow Dash. Um, who's your friend?"
- >>God damn she has the softest voice you've ever heard in your life
- >>Its like velvet against your ear drums
- "Im-"
- >>Dash cuts you off
- >>"He's Bolt, just got to Ponyville. Wanted to stop by and say hi."
- >>Her idea, you were just gonna go get hammered instead
- "Yeah, nice to meet ya Fluttershy."
- >>You hold out a hoof, she taps it in return
- >>Riiight, shy and timid - keep it in mind next time
- >>"Sorry but, Its getting dark and I have to feed my friends, you'll understand wont you?"
- >>Fuck she's so cute
- >>"Oh dont worry about it Flutters."
- >>Fluttershy takes that as a cue to leave, and she returns to her house
- "She's...."
- >>"Shy, timid, meek."
- "How about all of the above?"
- >>You both share a laugh
- >>"Come on Bolt, someone still has a party to attend."
- >>Buck yeah you do
- >>Brohoof
- ---------------------
- >>Pinkie Pies party, and you quote, is crazy
- >>Not only did the five ponys you met today show up, but just about the whole town did as well
- >>The fuck Pinkie, this how it always goes down
- >>Not that you would mind, but there's no booze around here
- >>So you find yourself outside the house watching the stars as they appear in the sky
- >>Unannounced to you, some pony is tirelessly working hard to bring you such a beautiful night
- >>Somepony puts a hoof around your shoulders
- >>Pinkie Pie
- >>"Hey, whats wrong? You look so glum, its YOUR party silly."
- "Sorry Pinkie. Was just thinking about my family."
- >>She looks at you in surprise
- >>"But I thought you lived on your on in the Everfree forest, fighting off monsters and baking cupcakes!"
- >>Her logic is terrible
- "Pinkie, just because I grew up alone doesn't mean I didn't have parents."
- >>She deflates a bit, and like a loose cannon she's back to running a million words a second
- >>"Anyways, I wanted you to get your Welcome Cupcake!"
- >>She hands you a pink cupcake and bounces off inside
- >>That girl sure is nice and all, but fuck she can drive you up a wall given the chance
- >>Go to take a bit of your cupcake
- >>Thing explodes in your face, confetti and ribbons and frosting all over
- >>Pinkie
- >>You sly girl
- >>Almost mid-night
- >>You came out of your shell a bit more and mingled with everypony
- >>Even Pinkie Pie, who got her payback in the form of cake in the face
- >>likeaninja.png
- >>Though she just licked it off her face and thanked you
- >>Damn is she crazy
- >>Say your goodbyes to everyone, and fly home with Dash
- >>As much as you love her house, having your own would be nice too
- >>"SO, whatcha think of Pinkies Partys?"
- >>One word comes to mind really
- "Insanity."
- >>She smiles and opens the door
- >>The house still looks like a mansion, did she really need all this
- "Guess Im taking the couch again."
- >>She puts a hoof out in front of you
- >>"Nuh uh, your sleeping on a cloud bed this time."
- "Ok, then where are YOU gonna sleep?"
- >>She has a slight blush
- >>POMF
- >>Wingboner
- >>"I only have the one bed, and Im not giving it up. So you could say Im sleeping with you."
- >>POMF
- >>There go your wings
- >>You guess it would be ok, awkward but ok
- >>After all, she is your friend - er bro
- >>Cant be too awkward sharing a bed with your bro, right
- >Equestria day 41
- >Month time skip, getting to the whole HumanAnon part
- >Gonna be shorter than it should be
- ---------------------
- >>Been a while now since you flew your ass into Ponyville
- >>The basics of the whole town up to this point are fairly simple
- >>Dash is your bro
- >>Pinkie is crazy, yet smart
- >>Rarity is a bitch
- >>Applejack is a cowgirl, nuff said
- >>Fluttershy is still the cutest pony you have met here yet
- >>Twilight acts like your older sister
- >>And then there's your schoolin on Equestria and such
- >>Celestia, Luna, Discord, yada yada yada, Helaments of Armoury
- >>You weren't paying attention when Twilight gave you the rundown
- >>But, you make good money (or bits as they call it) doing your whole weather patrol with Dash
- >>Got your own house by day 30 or so, still crashed with Dash whenever though
- >>Move clouds, have a party, get drunk, sleep
- >>Rundown of your life in Ponyville, with the occasional surprise event here and there
- >>Now, moving onto today
- >>A normal day in Ponyville
- ---------------------
- >>Wake up, long night of drinking and partying with Dash
- >>Open your eyes
- >>Thank Celestia there's no sun out today
- >>Today it was going to rain, something needed around here for a while
- >>Though with the power to control the weather, wouldn't it be easier to just answer the call when needed
- >>Or is that a little too...helpful
- >>Cuz say your superman, your not gonna save every fucking idiot that decides to fall off a building
- >>Get out of bed and walk over to the window
- >>Damn, its a monsoon out there
- >>Not that it would matter to you, your inside and its outside
- >>Walk down the stairs and to your kitchen
- >>You think about it for a moment
- >>The ceiling is only five and a half feet tall, when you were human you could just barely squeeze in here
- >>But being a pony that's only three feet tall, leaves a lot of room
- >>Eat up a berry sandwich
- >>Pony food is starting to grow on you, though what you'd give for some bacon really
- >>Come to terms that ponys dont eat meat, but still, you shouldn't be a pony
- >>You should be back home, as a human, sitting around pastebin and making up some fanfics
- >>But you will admit being a pegasus is definitively better than being a person, even without the thumbs and fingers
- >>Banging at your door
- >>You know who it is as you open it
- >>A very wet Rainbro Dash shoots into your house as you shut the door
- "Took ya long enough there Dash."
- >>She shook herself dry, effectively getting everything near her wet
- >>"And I'd like to see you fly across Ponyville in a storm like that."
- >>You dismiss it with a wave of your hoof
- "Yeah yeah, did you bring the stuff?"
- >>She smiles
- >>"Hell yea I brought the stuff."
- >>She dumps whats in her bag on the floor
- >>First came the booze, then came the movies
- >>Still amazed that these ponys could create a tv or even movies
- >>But so long as its there, why question it at all
- >>Spent the whole day doing nothing but drinking beer and watching movies with your bro
- >>Action, Horror, Comedy, Romance, hell what DIDNT she bring
- >>Aside from the kitchen sink that is
- >>So what you assume to be is around mid-night
- >>Dash is passed out on top of you...again
- >>So you've managed to out drink her finally
- >>Actually, with the way things are going you might be able to beat her at everything soon
- >>Just need a little bit more practice
- >>Look down at your bro
- >>Its the first time you've seen here asleep and you have to say, she is so damn cute asleep
- >>You stroke her mane, feels like silk
- >>Wait wait wait dude
- >>Back up for a second and think about this for a second ok
- >>That's a pony your thinking about fucking
- >>All things aside you've never gotten it with a human girl before
- >>Also, shes your bro
- >>But you cant shake the feeling in your heart
- >>You know she's a pony and it would be wrong, but there's no way to get back home
- >>Plus she's been with you since day one...er day two
- >>All the time you've spent together
- >>You cant help but feel that way when your around her
- >>So you do love a pony
- >>Much better you love Rainbow Dash
- >>Now you have to see if she loves you back
- >>But how
- >Equestria day 42
- >Eat your heart out, you get to be anon now
- ---------------------
- >>Hard floor
- >>Did you fall off the couch or something
- >>Open your eyes
- >>Damn the light, it burns us
- >>Shut them
- >>Slowly stir around, hear voices around you
- >>"Its moving!"
- >>"Eep!"
- >>"What in tarnation is it?"
- >>"If its alive, we can throw it a PARTY!"
- >>Pinkie...Twilight...Applejack...Fluttershy
- >>What are they talking about
- >>Open your eyes this time
- >>Metal cage, Twilight's library, 4 of the mane6 are looking at you
- >>Dash and Rarity are either gone or where you cant see them
- >>Stand up in the cage, bash head into roof of it
- "Oww, what did the world shrink or something?"
- >>You run a hand through your hair
- >>Wait, hair...hand...
- >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXGhvoekY44
- >>YOUR A HUMAN AGAIN
- >>Your so damn happy, smiling and giggling like a 5 year old
- >>Then you stop and realize your in a cage, in Ponyville
- >>Must be a dream
- "Its a dream. There's no way I could be here like this."
- >>You try and pinch yourself away, only works in you yelling in pain
- >>The ponys jump back
- >>"Can it understand us?"
- >>"I dont know, Fluttershy, your good with animals, can you understand it?"
- >>Since you've been around these ponys for the better part of a month now, you can understand them just fine
- "Guys, I can understand you just fine."
- >>They all recoil at you
- >>Apparently you can understand each other fairly well
- >>"Alright that's a start. Now we'd like to know-"
- >>Rainbow Dash flies at you full speed
- >>Those rosy eyes are still beautiful
- >>"What were you doing in Bolts house? What have you done with him? Huh, come one SPILL IT!"
- >>Dash finds herself get pulled away by Twilights magic
- >>"Now calm down Rainbow Dash, we'll never know where Bolt is is he doesn't tell us."
- >>Wait wait wait
- >>wut
- >>Thats right, you were Bolt before...today
- >>Wait, did you change into a human from being a pegasus
- >>Looks at yourself
- >>Thank Celestia you have clothes on...normal human clothes too
- >>Double Bonus
- "Um guys, I am Fire Bolt."
- >>The ponys look at you like your a lunatic or something
- >>All that's missing is a straight jacket now
- >>"There's NO way you could be Bolt, EVER!"
- >>Dash is up in your face again
- >>"Bolt is WAY cooler than you. So what did ya do to him, Eat him, Kill him?! I WANT ANSWE-"
- >>Twilights magic to save your ass again
- >>Waking up and losing her bro and finding you, you can tell Dash is more than pissed off now
- >>But nothing you say can make them see you were once Fire Bolt
- "Why wont you believe me?"
- >>You mutter it to yourself, give yourself some closure
- >>"Alright. Since YOU wont tell us, you leave us no choice but to contact Princess Celestia."
- >>Celestia on your ass, what'll she do then
- >>Kill you, Banish you, send you home
- >>Banishment you could live with, but the other two
- >>Death is a no, and sending you back to your world
- >>Doubt you could survive more then 10 minutes out there again
- >>Equestria has become your home, and like hell your going to let anyone take that from you
- >>Grit your teeth before you say this, it about kills you inside
- "Before you send me to whoever this person is, can I at least know your names?"
- >>The purple one looks at you and hesitates for a moment
- >>Damn it Twilight hurry it up
- >>"Alright then. Im Twilight Sparkle, thats Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie."
- >>So Rarity still wasn't here, either off in Canterlot like a whore or not you could care less
- >>"Now its your turn, tell us YOUR name."
- >>You cant call yourself Fire Bolt anymore
- >>New name again, second time this year
- >>Think about it, you only have one shot
- "Anonymous."
- >>As you say it, it seems more true to BE your human name than you think
- >>You are Anonymous
- >>And your damn proud of it
- ---------------------
- >>You arrive via chariot to Canterlot
- >>Still in a cage no less, fuck it wont let you move
- >>Even if it did let you move, they wouldn't let you anyways, guards all around as they bring you to Celestia
- >>Nice thing about the cage though
- >>It was designed by a pony FOR a pony
- >>Not an animal with opposable thumbs
- >>As your carried by your cage to Celestia, you manage to slip your hand through the bars and unlock the door from the outside
- >>Lucky you, they never put keys on the locks since ponys cant reach through the bars...or kick through for that matter
- >>In the gardens, the door is right there
- >>Fuck your heart is beating
- >>Save your life here, you have to run, and FAST
- >>You flight all your weight into the door and jump out of your cage
- >>Not a moment too soon, damn were you stiff
- >>Exercise your limbs later, you need an escape
- >>Your feet land on the two pegasus guards in front of you and you use them to kick off and get behind your captors
- >>Not a moment to slow though, Rainbow Dash is in the air
- >>You groan, not wanting to do this
- >>But its to stay here and HOPEFULLY reclaim dash
- >>You plant your foot square in her face, push off
- >>You keep going forward, she flies back into the original pegasi and sending the three to the ground
- >>Pegasi down, mad dash for freedom next
- >>You land and take off running
- >>Given your longer legs you quite easily outrun the land ponys but for the unicorns and their magic
- >>fuckmylife.jpg
- >>The gate is right there, you can see it, hell you can TASTE IT
- >>And then the nicest image you will ever see
- >>Guards all over the only hole in the wall, and they see you coming
- >>FUCK YOU UNIVERSE
- >>You bank hard left and run along side the wall hoping to draw them away so you can double back
- >>Fat chance, half of them follow, half of them stay
- >>So now what smart one, not gonna climb those walls are ya
- >>...
- >>THANK YOU BRAIN, THANK YOU
- >>Long shot, but if you can lose them in the castle you might have enough time to scale the walls and...
- >>Castle
- >>Fuck
- >>Well, there were worse ideas than that one
- >>So your only chance for survival is to go into a castle that ALSO holds your doom in an unknown room, try and out smart some guards who know this place like the back of their hand, and somehow manage to scale up a smooth wall without being seen
- >>Fuck might as well give it a try
- "Catch ya later suckers!"
- >>You yell at you pursuers before you dive right through a castle window
- >>At first you could have heard them gasp, but that didn't matter now
- >>You raced out of the room, into a smaller room, climbed some stairs
- >>You have no IDEA where you're going or what your doing
- >>You hear them behind you again
- >>NEED A DISTRACTION
- >>Behind you are some glass pane windows
- >>Perfect, you rear your leg and kick a hole into the glass, large enough they think you went through it again
- >>They're coming up the stairs now
- >>You dart into a nearby room and slowly close the door to leave only a crack
- >>They're standing at the window dumbfounded
- >>"Fan out! No way he could have survived something like that without hurting himself."
- >>You see the pegasi fly through the window, and the guards return down the stairs
- >>For now your safe,
- >>
- >>
- >>Until something puts its hoof on your shoulder
- >Equestria day 42
- >[Fancy second text goes here]
- ---------------------
- >>You slipped away from your captors
- >>Fooled them into thinking you escaped outside
- >>Now here you are, in this dark room you cant see in
- >>And someone was there with you
- >>Not that you can blame yourself, you were out of time as is
- >>Still disheartening that after all that, you ended up getting caught
- >>You slowly turn around to see who's with you
- >>A tall, dark blue pony stands before you, like a god of the night
- >>"What are thou doing in my room, human?"
- >>Great talks like Shakespeare, this is going to go smooth
- "I was try to- wait, did you just call me human?"
- >>Your fairly surprised by this
- >>"What else wouldst thou be, you are not a mare nor stallion."
- >>Well that was obvious, but for someone to recognize you as human
- >>That was mind-blowing shit right there
- "Well if it counts, I was a pegasus for a little more than a month."
- >>Luna looks at you strangely
- >>She's staring into your eyes, into your very soul
- >>Suddenly she looks appalled and rears back
- >>"Oh, oh dear..."
- >>She opens the door, against your best wishes
- >>You guess she's on your side since she looks around to make sure the coast is clear
- >>Again, against your best judgement, you follow her out of the room
- >>She takes you to what you think is the main room
- >>Both of you stand before a set of large ass double doors
- >>"I promise you, nothing bad will befall thou."
- >>You have a feeling that promise will be short lived
- >>She opens the big double doors and there are seven figures standing in the room
- >>Back up for a moment though
- >>This, as you imagine, is the throne room for Celestia
- >>And there she is, about, if not taller than Luna
- >>And there's the mane6, talkin her up
- >>Fuck cant get a break today
- >>"Oh hello Luna, and who is that..."
- >>They all turn and face you, already not going to end well
- >>"YOU!"
- >>Dash up in your face again, er, more like on top of you
- >>Her hoofs have you pinned to the ground
- >>"Got you now! Lets have it, WHERE IS BOLT?"
- >>Luna's got your back, for once a pony does
- >>She takes Rainbow Dash off of you and tells her to be patient
- >>By now though, all you want to do is run
- >>But Luna promised you'd be fine, just hope she was right about that
- >>Slowly pick yourself up and look at Luna
- >>She doesn't say anything to you, but merely smiles and motions for you to go forward
- >>With a gulp you walk slowly up to Celestia, all eyes on you
- >>"So, your the one thats been causing so much stir around here."
- >>Thank god she doesn't talk like Luna, but behind that soft voice you can almost make out a commanding sense of obedience
- "Its not obvious?"
- >>Smart ass move there bud
- >>"Yes, well, I would assume you know why your here then?"
- >>Again, you've got that feeling Celestia is demanding you to answer her question
- >>Even if it is the most benign and stupid of them all
- "Im here for the free food and party. How are you Princess?"
- >>She doesn't seem to be amused at your comments
- >>Shits given yet, not a one in sight
- >>"Your jokes are not amusing Human. You are here for the disappearance of Fire Bolt the pegasus."
- >>Oh for fucks sake this AGAIN
- "For the last god damn time, I AM FIRE BOLT!"
- >>They still look at you like your a lunatic
- >>No cage in sight, thats a start
- >>"I TOLD you before!"
- >>You look at a restrained Rainbow Dash
- >>"There is NO WAY you can be Bolt, EVER!"
- >>Man Dash is hell bent on not believing you were Bolt
- >>Well, since she woke up on top of you and not her bro Bolt, that must have rustled some jimmies
- >>There's definitely no way your going to win this one
- >>But Celestia seems to be...amused
- >>Seriously, what the fuck
- >>Celestia is AMUSED at this, yet five minutes ago she was actin all 'Hurp Derp, I dont know whats going on or who you are'
- >>Twilight looked at her teacher
- >>"Princess, what did you say he was?"
- >>Celestia looks and smiles at her student
- >>"He is a human Twilight. A being from another world."
- >>Another world indeed
- >>What does she think this is crap is, the game or something
- >>Ok so we all lose, the end
- >>Spaghetti comes out the walls and Wuten is most pleased
- >>...
- >>Ok, back to the story for you then
- >>Celestia looks you in the eye the same way Luna had
- >>Into your soul and all
- >>She gives an amused chuckle again
- >>Seriously, what is with this bitch
- >>"Dont worry every pony, "
- >>All eyes fall on Celestia for once
- >>"Fire Bolt is safe and sound. But he is just where we cannot see, and maybe in time, we will see him again."
- >>They all look confused, well everyone but you, Luna, and Celestia
- >>"But Princess, where IS Bolt? Why cant we see him?"
- >>Rainbow stands with the other mane6 in confusion
- >>"Dont worry Rainbow Dash, you will be able to see Bolt soon enough. But if I may have a word with our guest here, mister..."
- "Anonymous."
- >>"Yes, I would like to have a word with Anonymous here."
- >>They all give a bow and wish the Princess a good night before they file out
- >>Luna gives you a nod of faith before letting herself out of the room
- >>Alone, with Celestia
- >>Fuck
- ---------------------
- >>"Now human,"
- >>She's dropped her soft voice and kind aura
- >>"Why are you in my kingdom?"
- >>You assume she must have had the case of the Derpys or something
- >>What else could you be doing in her kingdom, pillaging and looting or something
- "Other than this? I have no idea."
- >>She gives a pleasant sounding 'humph'
- >>"Good, lets keep it that way shall we?"
- >>You look at her shocked
- >>Did she know something that you didn't
- >>Or more, why didn't she want you to know WHY you were in Equestria
- "Um, Princess, what do you mean by that?"
- >>She gives you a look that makes you wither under it
- >>"Human, can you-"
- "Ok, stop calling me human. I HAVE a name you know."
- >>Celestia stomps a hoof down, it gets you to shut your yap
- >>"Do NOT speak out of line Human. You have no name, because you have no memories."
- >>Have no memories, that was bullshit
- "I can remember anything I want to!"
- >>"Then can you recall a moment before your time in Equestria?"
- >>You think about it for a moment
- >>Something before you came to Equestria, something, ANYTHING
- >>Fuck you cant think of anything, anything but your name
- >>Anonymous
- "Ok fine, so whats your point?"
- >>"That IS my point human. You cant remember anything because I wont let you."
- >>....
- >>....
- >>Are you fucking kidding me
- >>No wait, you got something this time
- >>What she just said reminds you of....
- >>Being back at home, at some...glowing screen
- >>Reading some by a guy named...Shermanator
- >>"I hope you guard that memory well Human."
- >>Fuck her
- >>"Now, let me explain why you are here. For you see, YOU are an accident that happened in Equestria."
- >>An accident you say, that would be a first
- >>"Since you were turned into a pegasus pony through your journey here, it was harder to track you down, and I had almost given up hope that you really were brought here. Thank you for changing back to your true form, you have saved me the trouble of coming to get you myself."
- >>So what are you then, her little human or something
- >>This is turning into a REALLY bad fanfic now
- >>"Your kind is really useful for what I had in mind."
- "And that would be?"
- >>"In due time, my little Human. Until then, you are to live a life in Ponyville so I may take note of how best to use you in my experiments."
- >>There is NO WAY your going to be her little experiment, much less her pet
- "And if I refuse?"
- >>Her horn glows a light green color, and you find your vision engulfed in its power
- >>
- >>
- >>Your above a city now, the place is made of concrete and steel
- >>You cant see green for miles around, albeit from a few dots of tree's and grass around a few places
- >>People are walking around, like robots, with no color
- >>Its a grey world, no color at all
- >>To your new view of the world, its disgusting
- >>They keep going, they keep walking
- >>They dont stop, they dont falter
- >>They're like robots
- >>Celestia, do something different
- >>Throw a pie, crack a joke, SOMETHING
- >>
- >>
- >>Your standing in front of Celestia again
- >>"Now do you see what you come from? If you truly choose to defy me, I can always send you back there."
- >>GOD NO
- "I-I'll do as you wish, Princess."
- >>She smiles at you, you cant defy her
- >>"Thats just what I wanted to hear."
- >Equestria day 42
- >
- ---------------------
- >>The ride back to Ponyville is tense
- >>None of your friends trust you in this new body
- >>Even with Celestia's ok that you were no threat and all, they still didn't trust you
- >>Especially Dash, who thinks thats a load of bull
- >>It lets you ponder your thoughts, so there's an upside
- >>Downside is that Celestia is now watching them
- >>No privacy at all, there goes the porn fantasies for the rest of your life
- >>You're tired
- >>You're alone
- >>You have to win your friends trust back
- >>Like they never were your friends to begin with
- >>It burns you up inside at the thought
- >>Life has now dealt you from a stacked deck
- >>You know it, but you cant do anything about it
- >>Fear of that world is enough to keep you in line
- >>And just what did Celestia want from you anyways
- >>She wants you to live so she can record it
- >>Then what, bring in some sap from that world and do the same
- >>To see another human would be nice, but if they are like anything from that world, suicide sounds great about now
- >>Why Celestia picked you to be her little subject is beyond you
- >>Were you different from those other people, or were you just lucky
- >>Boy that would be nice, luckiest guy in the world from that perspective
- >>Not that you would know, your memories have been leaving you since day 1
- >>And you were too stupid to realize it
- >>"We're here."
- >>The chariot lands on the outskirt of Ponyville
- >>Night was just rising, what a terrible day
- >>Just want to get drunk and sleep it off
- >>Too bad you lost your drinking buddy there bro
- >>Going it alone this time
- >>Applejack bids fare-night and leaves
- >>Fluttershy left moment you landed, feed her pets no less
- >>Rarity said goodbye and trotted off to her house
- >>Rainbow Dash said she had some sleep to catch up on and flew off
- >>Not before shooting you a venomous glance that is
- >>Damn it, what you'd give to be a pegasus again
- >>For ONCE in your life, Pinkie Pie is actually tired, that shocked you a bit
- >>She said goodnight and left to Sugercube Corner
- >>Leaves you and Twilight
- >>"Well, this has been a confusing day. But,"
- >>She hands you a key
- >>"You'll be staying in Bolts house. You know where it is dont you?"
- >>Stupid question to ask
- >>But you play it stupid and innocent and just nod your head
- >>Twilight leaves, and the chariot takes off as well
- >>Leaves you alone in the street
- >>If there was anyone out at night, all eyes would be on you
- >>Some strange alien beast that just showed up, and is now living with them
- >>You grumble to yourself as you make your way home
- >>In your house should be enough bits to last for another month
- >>Lets you ponder your situation a bit more and figure out what you can do around here
- >>Your not a pegasus, so no clearing the skies like you were taught
- >>Cant use magic
- >>You doubt your strong enough to work the farm
- >>Fucking Celestia, if only she had left a memory of what you did in that other world
- >>You've officially traded one shit storm for an even better shit storm
- >>Originally you were gonna try and live off the lamb, so to speak
- >>Fix the problem as time went by
- >>But now, you were Celestia's little human
- >>You obey her every order, and she lets you live in Equestria until your dying breath
- >>With would probably be cause by her no less
- >>Luna promised you safety, guess that was as much as you'd get
- >>Bright side, you have a house and some bits left
- >>So no rush yet
- >>You reach your house
- >>Thank Celestia that it was a house on the ground and not in the clouds like Dash's
- >>You go to turn the knob to the door
- >>Locked
- >>Strange, you always left the front door open
- >>You used your house like a shelter, so you really didn't mind other ponys using it
- >>But you keep your personal things locked up in your room
- >>Insert the key and you hear the gears turn with it
- >>Open the door, dark inside
- >>You reach behind yourself to take off your bags
- >>Forget your not a pony anymore, now your gonna need a REAL bag to carry things in
- >>facehoof.jpg
- >>Still not a pony
- >>facepalm.jpg
- >>Shut the door and flip on the lights
- >>Thank god these ponys know how to make electricity
- >>Notice movement out of the corner of your eye
- >>Whip around
- >>Nopony
- >>Your imagining this
- >>Wouldn't be surprising, your on edge since Celestia is basically watching your ever move and thought
- >>Need a drink
- >>Go to kitchen, looks empty for some reason
- >>Open the cupboard holding all your booze
- >>Empty
- "If this is a dream, kill me now."
- >>Take out the loose block from the wall
- >>Behind it is where you keep some of your hidden booze
- >>Reach inside, grab a bottle
- >>They get to these, thank Celestia
- >>Hold it in the light
- >>Empty
- >>Cant catch a fucking break tonight can you
- >>Toss it away
- >>Skip the drinking then, go to bed
- >>Before you climb the stairs, you lock your door
- >>Since your no pegasus, cant have ponys snooping around your place
- >>Something moved again
- >>Not letting your mind play tricks on you, you keep moving
- >>Something to your left, now its getting annoying
- >>But you see a rainbow tail behind the couch this time
- >>Mind, sorry for doubting you
- >>You backtrack your steps again, Dash isn't moving
- >>Your steps dont make a sound
- >>For once things are working in your favor
- >>Three
- >>Two
- >>One
- >>You jump behind the couch and catch Dash by surprise
- >>"Hu-Hey!"
- >>She thrashes around under your weight
- >>Its cute how she struggles around like that
- >>But you dont let up
- "What were you doing in my house."
- >>She bites at you, which you merely move your head from
- >>"Its not YOUR house, its Bolts house."
- >>When you were just starting to enjoy your time
- >>Again with that shit
- "Damn it I AM Fire Bol- ah fuck it."
- >>You get off her and sit down on the couch
- >>Had enough of this shit already, might as well stop fighting it
- >>Your not Fire Bolt anymore, that pony died when you changed back
- "How were you able to lock the door anyways?"
- >>Dash gets herself to her feet and tosses you another key
- >>"Bolt gave me his spare key."
- "And why were you in the house?"
- >>"Came to get my stuff before you got here."
- >>She taps her bag
- >>Now you remember, you gave Dash your spare key in-case anything happened to you
- >>And she did spend the night before over here, so that's acceptable
- "Alright, just get out."
- >>You put your head in your hands and just sit there
- >>Now your depressed again
- >>Dash takes a look at you before heading to the door
- >>You hear her rustle with the doorknob
- >>"Uh, you locked it."
- >>For fucks sake
- >>You toss her the spare key
- >>Not in the mood to do it for her
- >>She takes it and unlocks your door, on her way out she shuts it
- >>At least she could do that
- >>No happy water for you to drown this day away
- >>Dammit this sucks
- >>Celestia I hope your taking notes on this
- >>You've fucked up my life good
- >>No pony trusts you, or likes you for that matter
- >>That you can live with, but with Dash
- >>Its like salt on an open wound
- >>Fuck it burns you up inside
- >>Have to befriend everypony once again
- >>Means going through another one of Pinkies welcome partys
- >>If she throws one for you that is
- >>You miserably drag yourself off the couch and to the door
- >>No key in sight, Dash might have taken it with her
- >>Expect another late-night visit you guess as you re-lock the door
- >>You walk up the stairs and whack your head into the ceiling
- >>Now that your back to being six foot, this house is JUST tall enough to hold you
- >>You can live with this for now, but your going to want a bigger place soon
- >>Go to your room's door and try to open it
- >>Locked
- >>Forgot that you lock this door even when you were inside it
- >>You being the paranoid son of bitch that you are
- >>Take off the door trim above the door
- >>When you were still a pegasus, you had to fly up and do that
- >>Now the thing is shoulders high
- >>Crashing on the couch from now on, but you still need your stuff
- >>Take the key and unlock the door
- >>The door is so such smaller than you, you have to crawl through the thing to get inside
- >>On the bed are some of the things Dash gave you when you were still friends
- >>You decide to leave them there and grab the bag of bits
- >>Well, there was one last thing here you could use
- >>You remove a floor board to reveal your emergency bottle of jack
- >>You considered this an emergency, so why not
- >>Stuff the bag in your pocket and crawl out of your room
- >>You lock the door behind you and replace the key and door trim as is
- >>No need to ever go in there again, not for a while
- >>Crack open that bottle you brought and chug it all on your way down
- >>It's empty, your not drunk
- >>You can hardly call it a buzz too
- >>But your tired of the day, tired of everything really
- >>No friends anymore
- >>Celestia's little human
- >>Fuck it, you jump on the couch and pass out on it
- >>You dream of what life could have been like, before you changed back
- >Equestria day 43
- >Going on /mlp/ now
- ---------------------
- >>Wake up
- >>Feel nothing like P.Diddy
- >>Not that you would know, you dont know any P.Diddy
- >>You wish you had your booze last night to drown yourself in
- >>Open your eyes
- >>No sunlight in sight
- >>A first, you dont have curtains or anything around here
- >>Look out your window
- >>Snow pilled high on your house
- >>Winter here must be a bitch
- >>You unlock the front door, and, against your greatest judgement
- >>Open it
- >>A giant wall of snow is blocking your way
- >>Fuck, this was going to be fun
- >>As you look at the snow wall, it doesn't budge or fall into your house
- >>Nice of it to do so
- >>But you need out of your house, you have no happy water
- >>Start digging through the snow
- >>Your making a nice tunnel to your house
- >>You tunnel your way out the back, and fall flat on your face
- >>Get up and mumble to yourself to find the town plowed of snow
- >>The fuck
- >>They didn't even THINK of removing your place of snow
- >>Not even one fuckwit thought of it
- >>Well, now you have a bad ass tunnel to your house that nobody else has
- >> +1 swag
- >>You finally notice that all the ponys are staring at you
- >>They expected to snow you in and have you freeze to death or something
- >>Not while you still had a life worth living
- >>A life full of enjoyment, sunshine, and Rainbow Dash
- >>Damn, time to find someone that sells happy water and then some food
- >>After that, you'll head back home and formulate a plan to win your friends back
- >>Or in their case, win over
- >>But whatever, you spy a bar across the street
- >>You walk in, everything stops
- >>Barkeep about drops a bottle mid-pour
- >>But they all resume like you never came in
- >>But now they're talking quieter than before
- >>Come on you guys, at least dont make it obvious that they dont like you
- >>"What'll you have?"
- >>You have to think about that for a moment
- "Twenty bottles of Applejack Danials."
- >>The barkeep looks at you strange then places a box of 20 on the counter
- >>"Thats 210 bits pal."
- >>A little less than you thought, but fuck it
- >>If being an alien gets you discounts your all for it
- >>You pay the man and take the crate with you
- >>On your way you see someone go through your snow tunnel to your house
- >>ohfuckno.png
- >>You carry the crate to your house, but whoever went there is gone
- >>Probably inside your house, they didn't tunnel around as you can see
- >>You kick open your door and set the case of booze next to the couch
- "Ok, who's in here dammit?"
- >>Like you really need to ask that
- >>Only one other pony has the other key for this door
- >>Your ex-friend Rainbow Dash
- >>As much as you enjoy the company, she's got five seconds
- >>Look up the stairs
- >>Your room door has been opened
- >>FUCK NO
- >>You race your ass up those stairs
- >>She's just coming out of the room when you tackle her ass to the ground
- >>Everything that was once in there is all over the floor now
- >>Now you have half a mind to slap a bitch
- >>That stuff was ALL you had left of your past
- "And what the FUCK were you doing in there?"
- >>Taking the booze was ok
- >>Taking the movies was ok
- >>Taking those from that room
- >>Your jimmies just went from zero to max rustle in less than a second
- >>"Ugh, was getting back the rest of my stuff."
- "Its not your stuff, its Bolts stuff. It stays in there."
- >>You can tell she doesn't believe you, or care for that matter
- >>"Im still taking it with me. Bolt would understand."
- >>And he does, but you wont ever know that
- >>But you shake your head
- "Consider it his room. Im not touching it."
- >>She looks at you differently for once
- >>"Promise?"
- >>Like you could even fit in there comfortably
- "Pinkie promise."
- >>You do the traditional Pinkie promise ritual
- >>But Dash looks at you bewildered
- >>"H-how did you learn that?"
- >>Does it really matter how, just that you meant it
- "Not allowed to break a Pinkie promise. That enough for ya?"
- >>She seems a bit satisfied
- >>Enough to put everything back in your room and shut the door on it
- >>"Your not going in there ever right?"
- "What part of Pinkie promise dont you understand?"
- >>You lock the door and put the key back in its secret place behind the door trim
- >>Dash lets herself out of the house again, not before eyeing the crate of Applejack daniels
- >>You decide its about time to change the lock on the door
- >>Well, food situation first
- >>You lock the door again on your way out as you head to the market
- >>Since ponys dont eat any meat, your on a terrible vegan diet now
- >>Boy was your body going to hate you
- >>Like an elf to the extreme
- >>
- >>
- >>A few minutes of food shopping and your back home with a new stock of food and Applejack daniels
- >>Thank god for that spare bag of bits
- >>Now your chillin on your couch with some happy water
- >>Time to do some drunken thinking
- >>How to win back your friends trust given your new body
- >>What do you have to do, save some fillys from near death or something
- >>Without your wings, that would be nice and hard
- >>Well, you could try and win your friends back somehow
- >>They dont trust you
- >>They think your some monster
- >>Celestia, just kill me now
- >>Lost in your own drunken thought you swear you can hear a knock at your door
- >>Probably your imagination
- >>Another drink of your bottle
- >>Thats your 5th one for now, save the rest for tonight you guess
- >>Another knock on the door
- >>You cant be imagining it now
- >>Fucking people wont let you think in peace and quiet
- >>Open the door
- >>On your back already
- >>What in Equestria did you do dammit
- >>In your drunken daze you can make out an orange pony standing over you
- >>"Well howdy there sugar'cube, thought I'd drop by an help ya settle in."
- >>Applejack?
- >>Oh sweet Celestia, what the hell did she mean by that
- >>You feel a tug at your shirt
- >>Is she doing...what you think she is
- >>Oh fuck no, at least not with her you wont
- >>You squirm underneath her might, but it doesn't work
- >>Now you know how Dash felt when you did this to her
- >>"Ah, ya look so helpless there Anon."
- >>Her head reaches down to kiss you
- >>Fuck, nononononono
- >>You rear your head back and when she gets close enough
- >>Smash your skull into hers
- >>Didn't expect that from you, she got dazed
- >>This has her let up on the pressure on your arms and you cant act soon enough
- >>Now you flip the tables and get her into a headlock
- >>"What in the hay Anon, Ah never knew ya liked it so rough."
- >>Enough of her shit, you chuck her out the door
- >>She sails clear out the snow tunnel and lands on her flank hard
- >>Slam the door shut and lock it even tighter
- >>Fucks sake Celestia
- >>That had better have been you that did that
- >Equestria day 44
- >The plot falls from the sky
- ---------------------
- >>Wake up on the couch again
- >>Dont even remember falling asleep on the thing
- >>Look at the window
- >>Still snowed into your own house
- >>No p0ny likes you in their town
- >>Might as well tell Celestia to send you somewhere new
- >>Somewhere with hookers and blackjack
- >>Yeah, sounds about right
- >>Get off the couch and stretch your stiff body
- >>It pops in several different places
- >>Fuck that felt good
- >>Eye the crate of Applejack daniels for a second
- >>To early to get drunk, need to find something to do
- >>Need a job, that bag of bits will only last so long
- >>And with you drinking your depression into a hole
- >>It wasn't going to last another week
- >>Groan at the thought and head off to make something to eat
- >>Oh boy, what'll it be then
- >>Well, you got crap, junk, and those orgasmic berries in a jar
- >>Now if they knew how to make a toaster, you could have toast and orgasmic berries
- >>But, a sandwich should just as much suffice
- >>Fix it up and take a bit
- >>If not for those berries this bread does not pass for tasty
- >>Knock at the door
- >>Your memory kicks in and you remember what happened the last time you opened the door
- >>Applerape
- >>Though she never did that when you were a pegasus
- >>So why the fuck did she want to get some from you now
- >>Eh, you have to leave the house soon anyways
- >>Might as well open the door now and tell her a nice big no
- >>In the form of getting tossed out of the house again
- >>Unlock the door, turn the knob
- >>Rainbow Dash this time
- >>"Uh Anon, I thought you'd want this back."
- >>She puts the spare key in your hand
- >>Your eyes go from the key to her about ten times
- >>She doesn't say anything else but walks away
- >>You dont know what to make of it
- >>Then again, what can you make of it
- >>Shut your door behind you and lock it
- >>Time to find a job
- >>After an hours worth of searching around town
- >>No job for your
- >>Nobody would take you to do ANYTHING
- >>Your sure they could have used you for a pack mule or something, but no
- >>Your just some human that has no business in their world
- >>So at that thought, your not going to be working for your bits any time soon
- >>You still have no friends to lend you a hand
- >>Although you MIGHT be winning Dash over, and thats a big might
- >>So for now, you have to wonder around P0nyville on your own
- >>No direction anymore
- >>Celestia, she really has fucked up your life
- >>Somep0ny stomps a hoof behind you
- >>Dont need a second thought as who it is
- "Applejack, not in the mood for this."
- >>You turn around and face her
- >>"Ah know ya aint, but ah am."
- >>Fuck, you can see the hunger in her eyes
- >>She takes a step forward again
- >>You make a mad dash for safety
- >>As you run, p0nys stop and watch you by
- >>From the looks on some of their faces, they must think your some thief
- >>And Applejack is hunting you down for it
- >>Well they got the hunting down part right, thats a start
- >>But as you run, you have no place to hide
- >>She can see every move you make and when you look behind
- >>Fuck, she's gaining on you
- >>Dart into the closest alleyway, hope to lose her in there
- >>Not the brightest plan you've had so far
- >>Now your up against the wall, fuck you gonna do now
- >>Applejack blocks your only escape now
- >>"Ah'right then Anon, you gonna do this the easy way, or the hard way?"
- >>Both was are gonna be hard for you
- >>But how about the 'fuck off' way
- >>She advances slowly on you
- >>Fuck, she's got that hungry lust in her eyes
- >>You can feel it from here
- >>Escape, need an escape hole
- >>Fuck that, need an adult
- >>Four feet from you, your out of time now
- >>AJ licks her lips and gets ready to pounce on ya
- >>Fuck, she's gonna drive you up a wall doing this and-
- >>Wait, up a wall
- >>You look up at the walls that have encased your doom
- >>Worth a shot
- >>Applejack lunges at you
- >>You run up the wall and kick off
- >>She missed and smashed her face right into the wall
- >>Your right hand clamps down on thing it can find
- >>Your hanging out of Applejacks reach, holding onto a window sill for dear virginity
- >>Fingers start to slip
- >>Climb monkey boy, CLIMB
- >>And thus, you do
- >>Thank god p0ny homes are built with flaws and all intact
- >>Each little hole, or little bump gives you a handhold and a foothold
- >>Reach the roof of whatever building you were climbing and look down at AJ
- >>You must be a good 20 feet off the ground from her
- >>She stamps a hoof down and trudges off denied once again
- >>Watch her go, then look back up
- >>Whamp, cloud in your face
- >>It has you fall backwards on the roof
- >>But you shouldn't be able to TOUCH a cloud, only a pegasus pony can
- >>And was that thing pink
- >>Wipe off whatever it left on your face
- >>Looks like pink cotton
- >>You lick it
- "Cotton candy?"
- >>There's a cry coming from beneath you
- >>Twilight, calling all her friends
- >>"Girls! Discord has escaped again, we need to get to Celestia at once!"
- >>Discord, that god of chaos they fought with the EoH
- >>I thought that he would stay trapped in stone for a good millenia or so
- >>You watch as the six dash off for the closest transport to Canterlot
- >>Not your problem, so you just lay back and watch the pink clouds scramble around the sky
- >>This Discord guy really could make a nice entrance
- >>"Hehehehehe..."
- >>Shoot up at the sound
- >>Thought you heard someone laughing
- >>Must have been your imagination or something
- >>Disregard it and go back to lounging around
- >>Meanwhile in Canterlot
- >>Everything in sight was going crazy
- >>Discord really works fast in a short amount of time
- >>The six of them nearly bust down the door to Celestia's throne
- >>"Princess Celestia, we came as soon as we could."
- >>Celestia was sitting on her throne, but she was unresponsive
- >>"Princess, are you alright?"
- >>Twilight took a step forward
- >>Celestia's body began to float above her throne, and her limbs began to move puppet-like
- >>"Oh Im so sorry Twilight Sparkle, but you see, Celestia wont be joining us this time."
- >>Her head morphs around until it has contorted into Discord's
- >>"Discord! What have you done with Princess Celestia?"
- >>"All in good time my friends, all in good time."
- >>Discord finally drops the Celestia body thing and turns back to his normal self
- >>He seems pleased that they all showed up
- >>"Oh such a marvelous thing really, if I had known all of you would come to your princess so fast, I would have done this a long time ago."
- >>Before any of them can speak, the walls of the castle begin to fall apart
- >>They find themselves inside a large metal cage, with Discord outside
- >>"But because Im SUCH a good sport, heres your chance."
- >>The six elements of harmony float around him
- >>"To get your elements,
- >>Just make sense of this plan."
- >>Each element starts to faze away from existence
- >>"The chaos shall spread, from a massive bundle,
- >>Deep from its heart, in excessive rubble,
- >>If you should find yourself in a rut,
- >>Be sure you listen for his tut,
- >>A pegasus so near,
- >>Whom you all now fear,
- >>In his place they should reside,
- >>Your elements now, are yours to find."
- >>With that, Discord vanishes from sight
- >>And the six find themselves back at the castle grounds
- >Equestria day 44
- >Scratch that, chocolate milk from the sky
- ---------------------
- >>You couldn't take laying around on a roof
- >>While it was nice and comfy and all, those cotton candy clouds would randomly start raining chocolate milk on you
- >>Cant have that crap, but your enjoying the concept of it
- >>Upside down buildings
- >>Chocolate milk raining clouds
- >>Quick day and night changes
- >>So what does that make it now, day 89 or something
- >>Hell if you knew anymore, or cared really
- >>It was nice that you could just say it was day 8,496,321 and nobody would question it
- >>You take a stick and spear a cotton candy cloud
- >>As you walk down the street, p0nys run in terror
- >>Why are they so crazy around here, it's just chaos on a minimum scale is all
- >>Take a bit of the cotton candy cloud
- >>It melts in your mouth into chocolate milk
- >>fuckyea.jpg
- >>You swear that bag of bits got bigger
- >>Maybe money multiplies itself now
- >>That would be so damn sweet
- >>You chuck the stick away and enter the bar
- >>Deserted
- >>Well, from all life it is
- >>But the booze is still there
- >>Swag, loot it all fella's leave not a single drop of the beast in sight
- >>After what you count to be 13 days and 13 nights, you've downed as much liquor for the day
- >>You found it easy to loot and pillage in the chaos of...whatever this is
- >>Must be in your nature or something
- >>Get out of the bar to find the six p0nys return from Canterlot
- >>"What did Discord mean by that?"
- >>"I dont know girls. A pegasus we now fear?"
- >>"Well, whatever he means, we cant let him take us apart."
- >>Take them apart
- >>Thoughts of dissection start to fill your mind
- >>You drunken fuck
- >>"A pegasus near...who we now fear..."
- >>"Bolt!"
- >>They all turn to Twilight, even you do from where you are
- >>Thank Celestia your not with them
- >>"Dont you girls remember, Princess Celestia said that Bolt was somewhere we couldn't see."
- >>"Ya, but we dont fear Bolt, do we?"
- >>Yes, yes you guys do
- >>Sick of listening to them try and figure out such an obvious thing, you walk on
- >>P0nys that were still out or around were looking at you like you were some nut
- >>All this chaos and YOUR taking a stroll around town
- >>Must be silly to them, but you could care less about the chaos
- >>Stop by your house and look at what the snow has become
- >>A giant blob of melted marshmallows and caramel on top
- >>You have half a mind to just jump right in and eat your way inside
- >>But that sounds more like a job for-
- >>"Hey Anon!"
- >>Pinkie Pie
- "Uh, hey. Whats up?"
- >>"WELLLL, Rainbow Dash told me that you knew how to do a Pinkie Promise, even though I never SHOWED you how to do a Pinkie Promise. So since the others wanted to solve that riddle Discord did I just wanted to- Is that a GIANT marshmallow?"
- >>Quick to the point, quick to change it
- "Uh...yeah. Go nuts."
- >>You didn't have to say it twice, Pinkie was already at it
- >>She already ate a path to your front door, nice of her
- >>And she's still going
- >>Damn this girl was a party animal-er, p0ny
- >>Well, no point in going inside if all you hear is 'nomnomnomnom'
- >>So, might as well go for a walk somewhere else
- >>Pinkie see's you walking and calls at you
- >>"ANON! Dont forget to tell me!"
- >>You will...in time
- >>First stop, Everfree Forest
- >>Funny thing about it
- >>Even THIS PLACE, with all its mystery and dangerosity
- >>Its affected by the chaos of Discord
- >>You cant help but find it funny
- >>The tree's have been changed to loli-pops
- >>Leafs were made into spaghetti
- >>Any road that was there is now soap bubbles
- >>It brings a warm smile to your heart
- >>First thing that has since you got back from Celestia
- >>"Oh are you enjoying my little creation?"
- >>Something called from the back of your mind
- >>Whirl around, your standing alone
- >>"Dont be so hasty, I only want to talk."
- >>Doubt that shit right there
- "Alright, then where are ya?"
- >>You call into the open
- >>No response
- >>But the ground erupts a bunch of arrows pointing into the Everfree Forest
- >>Thanks man, real classy
- >>Look at the soap road laid of before you
- >>Want answers, follow the soapy brick road
- >>But you avoid the soap and suds and follow next to it
- >>Eventually, you wind up at a clearing in the forest
- >>Nothing here
- >>No arrows, no person, not a single thing around
- >>Mind the loli-pops and spaghetti
- >>"So GLAD you could make it here Anon."
- >>Again you whirl around to see who's there
- >>Nobody
- >>Turn back and some fucking disgusting monster is standing before you
- >>The FUCK is this thing
- >>Looks like something you'd expect the throw up after a drinking party
- >>"Oh dont mind the appearance, you get used to it after a while."
- >>Fat chance bud
- "What did you want to talk about now?"
- >>"Oh nothing much, just a chat with you is all."
- >>He's collecting chocolate milk in a glass
- >>This guy for real
- >>"Your just a giant ball of chaos inside, with a neat little ribbon on top."
- >>Now your interested
- >>Against your minds best reasoning, you step towards Discord
- >>"All that chaos inside, like you and I were destined to meet here. Oh what fun, at last, someone that would help me in throwing this world into chaos!"
- >>He tosses the glass behind him, it explodes
- >>Sounds like a fun world, but your not interested
- "Sorry pal, Im not game."
- >>He doesn't look upset or anything
- >>"Oh I knew you would say that, so whats stopping you then, little buddy?"
- >>You dont even have to think about it
- "Because of my friends."
- >>"Oh, the same friends that abandoned and betrayed you?"
- >>Ouch, he was right at that
- "They only did that because I changed form."
- >>He scoffs at that
- >>"If they were your true friends, why would that matter to them?"
- >>Your mind stops dead in the water
- >>He was right about that
- >>"They treated you SO much differently when you changed before them. They even didn't buy it when Celestia gave the ok."
- >>He's just playing mind games with you Anon
- >>Dont listen to him
- >>"And then Celestia makes you her little human lap dog. Doing everything she says dont'cha?"
- >>Grit your teeth
- >>He's the reason everyone is going crazy, you can stop him here
- >>But your limbs feel like stone
- >>Your heart feels heavy, beating fiercely inside
- >>"I can make it all better for you, ya know. Undo everything ol' Celestia did."
- >>He can...do that
- >>Your fingers twitch at the mere mention of it
- >>"Heres my offer, join me in spreading Chaos, and I'll undo each and every little thing thats happened to you. You get your little friends and memories back. I get a world of Chaos back."
- >>Your brain knew it was a trick
- >>If not, still a terrible trade off
- >>"So, what do ya say, partner?"
- >>Discord sticks his hand out for you to shake
- >>If you do that, you doom all of Equestria in the process
- >>But you can also get your life back
- >>Become a pegasus again, and be with...
- >>Your hand twitches again
- >>Its a trap and you know it
- >>Every fiber of your being is screaming at you
- >>But everything can go back, back the way it should have been
- >>Back to when-
- >>"Discord!"
- >>You whip around at the sound
- >>Discord just looks up and smiles
- >>Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle
- >>They came here
- >>Why
- >>"I await your answer Anon. Until next time, toodaloo."
- >>And with that he was gone, evaporated into thin air
- >>But you cant get over what he told you
- >>Fuck its eating you from the inside out
- >>Discords offer was bullshit and you know it
- >>Everything about it was wrong
- >>But you couldn't shake the feeling that he was right
- >>The trio approach you
- >>"Anon, what were you doing out here?"
- >>Wat
- >>"You know you shouldn't be in the Everfree Forest, especially with Discord around."
- >>No really, Wat
- >>"And what did he mean, await your answer?"
- >>You can hardly believe your ears
- >>Were they worried about you
- "H-he, was trying to trick me."
- >>True to the point, but they didn't need to know why
- >>"Well your lucky Pinkie saw you go into the forest. Who knows what he would have done to you."
- >>Besides give your life back to you, nothing
- "Yeah, you guys are right."
- >>When are they never
- >>You've stopped visibly being unnerved
- >>But the thoughts still linger in your mind
- >>Each thing he could undo that Celestia had wronged
- >>He could undo it all, and give you everything you lost back
- >>But at the cost of world chaos
- >>"Come on Anon, you should get home and rest."
- >>For once, since coming back to P0nyville, you agree with her
- >Equestria day 44
- >Discord has a good offer, dont you agree
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- >>When you get out of the Everfree Forest, Pinkie had eaten all of the marshmallow around your house
- >>You dont mind, not like it would have really mattered
- >>But did enjoy that little snow tunnel you had leading to your house
- >>Made it an individual
- >>The others finally make their way out of the forest
- >>They wanted to do a check of the area to make sure Discord was gone for good
- >>Or as good as it can come before he wants you to answer
- >>But your not going to betray your friends like that
- >>That's not who you are at all
- >>They had told you Discords riddle, and you can already guess what he meant
- >>But he knew it would preoccupy them long enough to get you
- >>And with you under his command, they wouldn't be able to get the elements
- >>Which means you know exactly where they are
- >>"So Anon, have you got any ideas on that riddle?"
- >>You dont have ideas, you have the answer
- "Yeah. 'A pegasus so near' is referring to Fire Bolt, and 'In his place they should reside' means his house."
- >>Obvious your wondering how they couldn't figure it out
- >>But they look like your wrong
- >>"Well, ya see Anon..."
- >>Pinkie Pie was in your face again
- >>God she drives you up a wall
- >>"We already looks in your house!"
- >>Wait, what, how
- >>First off, how did they get into your house without the key
- >>Second, what did they touch
- >>"It was really fun! At first we couldn't get the door open, so Applejack backed it off its hinges! Boy was that cool..."
- >>Great, so Applejack can buck down doors too
- >>Going to need a solution for that problem
- >>"And then Rainbow Dash said that you never touched anything in Bolts room, so the elements should have been in there right? But they weren't! We searched all over that room and didn't find a single one!"
- >>How could that be right
- >>The riddle said they were in a place Bolt resides
- >>Unless they were inside of you
- >>God that wont end pretty at all
- >>In your place they should reside, so they should have been at your house
- >>But they weren't there
- >>What else is Discord hinting at dammit
- >>"This is going to be one long night."
- >>You agree with Dash for once
- >>Damn riddles, you were never good with them
- >>But they needed the answer, and only Discord had that
- >>And you had a meeting with Discord soon
- >>Your going to get that answer from him then, no matter what comes from it
- "I'll meet you guys at the library alright."
- >>You dont let them word out the answer, your already starting home
- >>They sure did kick your door down
- >>Hell you dont even know if you can put it back in place
- >>Need a plan for when Applejack comes around to kick it in again
- >>But nevermind that problem, you still have a bigger one
- >>You need to get Discords attention
- >>But how, not like there was a bell you could ring or a lamp you could rub to...
- >>On the kitchen table is a bottle and a note
- >>You assume Discord had this planned already
- >>You take the bottle and read the note
- >>"I know you want to answer, so here's a bottle with a portal."
- >>Dammit man, just say its a fucking portal in a bottle
- >>Now wheres the other bottle that links to this thing
- >>Actually, how do you use this thing
- >>No way in hell your supposed to drink the thing
- "Thanks for the riddle and no instructions there Discord."
- >>You toss the bottle at the wall
- >>The liquid inside splatters all over and glows bright
- >>You guess that was what you were supposed to do
- >>Nice one there Discord
- >>"Oh for the love of chaos, just come with me."
- >>You find yourself warped from your house into some...cavern
- >>Discord is sitting at a throne watching the chaos across Equestria run
- >>"You were supposed to drink that stuff you know, not throw it at a wall."
- "But it was a portal in a bottle."
- >>"If it was a portal, I would have made one to you."
- "Wheres the orange half of it then?"
- >>"Wait what?"
- "Well that one i threw was blue, so wheres the orange one?"
- >>"Do you even know how portals work?"
- "Well yeah! You jump through one end and it carries your velocity and trajectory through the other end of the portal, and you can use that principal to traverse millions of miles of distance in any direction."
- >>"You dont say?"
- >>Discord has an interesting look on his face
- >>Wait, wait, dont use that idea for chaos
- >>"Well, you have your answer for me then? I cant wait to start with those portals."
- >>Crapbaskets
- "Yeah I got your answer. But first I want one of mine."
- >>He rolls his eyes
- >>"That riddle was for then, not you."
- "Where are th-wait, how did you know?"
- >>He waves his hand and across your face are images of everything in Equestria
- >>"I've been watching you since I disappeared. Those p0nys told you about the riddle, not like you could find the answer."
- "Ah hell, there goes my plan."
- >>He slithers over to you from his throne
- >>"So I assume your answer was a nice little yes?"
- "Far from it."
- >>He slaps you across the room
- >>You can feel your clothes tear as you skid across the floor
- >>"There goes your happy part of the deal."
- >>He slithers over to you again and lifts you by the collar
- >>"We could have brought so much chaos together. To bad there Anon."
- >>He tapped you between the eyes
- >>All warmth in your body began to drain from your feet
- >>Like Discord was sucking the life from you
- >>Your vision began to split and haze
- >>Everything was turning white
- >>Your minds last thought
- >>Worst plan...ever...fuck you Discord...
- >>You black out of existence
- >>Twilights library was a mess
- >>Everyp0ny was running around frantically trying to solve Discords riddle
- >>"It HAS to be about Bolt, but where could they be if not in his house?"
- >>"Maybe it means were Bolt is."
- >>"But we dont know where Bolt is Twilight."
- >>There is a large crackle of thunder outside
- >>Oh god, they rain chocolate milk
- >>What does the lightning do
- >>"Oh little p0nys, your time is up."
- >>They each find themselves brought out of the library and stand before Discord
- >>"Discord! What do you mean our time is up?"
- >>He lightly chuckles from where he is
- >>"You lose my little p0nys. My riddle must have been too much to figure out."
- >>Rainbow Dash flies right up to his face
- >>"Then where WERE the elements then, huh? Where did you put them?"
- >>Discord smiled in his chair and motioned to something in the dark
- >>Rainbow looks that way
- >>A shadowy figure pounces on her from above
- >>Hold her up by the neck in the light
- >>Discord flicks his wrist and the person tosses Dash into the other p0nys
- >>"Thank you for your help, Anon."
- >>All the p0nys reel in shock
- >>"Anon?"
- >>"It cant be, Anon was with you the whole time?"
- >>Discord shakes his head and smiles at the six
- >>"No, no, he has just decided it was time to overthrow Celestia."
- >>Anon takes his place next to Discord
- >>"Why Anon? Why?"
- >>Your voice is darker then it once was
- "Why should I be loyal to p0nys that cant be loyal to me?"
- >>They look shocked
- >>"But Anon, we've only known you for two days."
- >>Your body slams its left fist into Discords throne, effectively ripping off a chunk
- >>Discord seems pleased and shocked at the same time
- "You have known me for a MONTH now! All of you have, and you never even realized it!"
- >>They all dont believe what they're hearing
- >>"But how could we have, you only showed up a few days ago."
- >>Before you can react, Discord intervenes
- >>"Oh you still dont understand? Fine, maybe this will help you."
- >>He snaps his claws and your body begins to waver
- >>And take the shadowy for of Fire Bolt once again
- >>The six of them gasp at the sight as your body shifts once again to being human
- >>An eerie silence fills the cavern but is soon replaced with Discords laughter
- >>"You should see the looks on your faces."
- >>He keels over in his throne before snapping his claw once again
- >>"Anon, if you would so kindly show them what they've lost."
- >>Your body contorts a wicked smiled
- >>You produce from your coin purse the six pieces of the Elements of Harmony
- >>"Too bad you girls couldn't figure it out sooner."
- >>Dash is back on her hooves and makes a dash for the elements
- >>But you react faster than before
- >>Pivot from your right foot you grab Dash by the forehoof and wing and send her back the way she came, up to the ceiling
- >>She hits it with a thud, and when she falls
- >>A sickening crack fills the air followed by her screams of pain
- >>Discord gives you a pleased smile and pats your back
- >>Your eyes dont leave the six, neither does that twisted smile
- >>"Now, if you'll excuse us, we have some chaos to wreak."
- >>And the six ponys are banished from sight, but maybe not from mind
- >Equestria day 44
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- >>Darkness
- >>An ever looming feel of it
- >>Your mind is a haze of thoughts
- >>Some of them yours, others are his
- >>You cant count the hours in here
- >>How long has it been?
- >>Discords power has really overwhelmed you
- >>Each thought you make is crushed
- >>Each plan you formulate is burned
- >>Each moment you waste, he gains more
- >>He wants your inborn chaos
- >>And you cant resist him forever
- >>Every moment he is attacking you
- >>Images, thoughts, memories
- >>You cant trust any of it anymore
- >>It could be true, or it could be Discords lies
- >>Nothing can be trusted
- >>You've come to accept that now
- >>Nobody could save you from Discords madness
- >>Not even yourself
- >>Drifting in your mind, you have come to terms with one thing
- >>For now though, just the one
- >>Your friends always cared for you
- >>They showed that when they came to you in the Everfree Forest
- >>But friendship cannot reach you where you are
- >>Your spirit wavered when they rejected you after you changed bodies
- >>It worsened when Discord made his proposal
- >>You about broke down there and accepted it
- >>But they came back for you
- >>That gave you the piece of mind to not abandon hope
- >>Especially now, you cannot abandon hope
- >>Your friends were out there, fighting for you
- >>And here you are just fucking around in your deserted mind
- >>Your friends cared about you, even after you changed
- >>Anything Discord has against you now,
- >>Is useless
- >>Meanwhile at Twilights library
- >>"Come on girls! We need to find a way to beat Discord!"
- >>They had all been working around the clock on a way to beat Discord and you
- >>"How? We need the elements to trap Discord again, and only Anon has them now."
- >>"And its not like that brute would give them to us."
- >>"Y'all saw what e' did to Rainbow there. I dont think we're on speakin terms with em."
- >>"Yeah! I vote we just beat them off him!"
- >>Rainbow Dash gets up and flairs out her good wing
- >>"Girls, we cant just go rushing into any of Discords traps like we did last time."
- >>Twilight was the voice of reason
- >>"Um, excuse me, but what if Discord was controlling him?"
- >>All eyes turn to Fluttershy
- >>"Oh course! Fluttershy your a genius!"
- >>Twilight starts to look through her mess of books that have accumulated around them
- >>"Oh, uh, I am?"
- >>"Yes! Dont you see, Discord must have used Anon's feelings to control him just like how he controlled us before!"
- >>She brings a book up to her and flies through the pages
- >>"And that memory spell I used should bring us back the old Anon."
- >>"That's if it even works on him."
- >>"If it doesn't, then we'll just have to it the old fashioned way."
- >>"Now we just need to lure him out, so here's what we'll do."
- >>The six of them gather around the table to discuss the plan
- >>You continue to drift in your mind
- >>Discord has stopped with the ever-raging onslaught of your mind for now
- >>Some peace and quiet that wont last for long
- >>In this time though, you do have an opening
- >>Since Discord was no longer around to oppress your mind into submission
- >>You could sneak some peaks through your eyes
- >>Hope your body is doing better than here
- >>Your mind was a barren wasteland of thoughts before Discord got in
- >>Now it would look a cross between a desert...and the moon
- >>Not that it never WAS that, you just need to do some cleaning up around here
- >>You know, a little sweeping, some rock polishing
- >>And this place COULD look like a piece of shit
- >>But no time for any of that, you REALLY needed to see what Discord was doing
- >>More importantly, what was he using your body for
- >>Sick images surface from your mind and you have to wonder to yourself
- "The FUCK did I just look at?"
- >>Chaos all around you
- >>Your not even looking through your eyes for more than 5 seconds before shit hits the fan around you
- >>Close to literal too, chocolate pudding all around
- >>Gave the place a nice brown glaze, like a fresh baked turkey
- >>And then there was the matter of Discord, where was he?
- >>Not like him to up and vanish from his little minion like that
- >>In all the...hour you spent with him, he NEVER gave up with those mental attacks
- >>So what was he, tired from causing chaos or something
- >>A baby god maybe?
- >>You had SOME control over your body again, save for the mouth
- >>Couldn't get that to move on your will
- "Fuck friends. All I need is chaos for company."
- >>Your body flicks its wrist and a bolt of frosting lightning struck a nearby house
- >>It erupted into a taffy fire
- >>Discord loved his food, that was a fact
- >>Fun fact #2; he turned your body into a complete asshole
- >>And all you could do was watch it
- >>As you watched your body rip the world a new asshole
- >>Or as close to one as you can find
- >>Something moves out of the corner of your eye
- >>Instinct told you to look that way, but those were still YOUR instincts
- >>Your body didn't even notice
- >>Moments pass by
- >>You turned a house into a boulder, hope nobody was inside at the time
- >>More movement
- >>Please let it be a rescue party, PLEASE
- >>Your stupid body was already on its way to corrupting and changing everything in sight
- >>Why didn't Discord leave any of that instinct for this thing to use?
- >>"Ah'right, hold er right there Anon!"
- >>Your body whips around this time
- >>Although you already saw this one coming
- "And what are you going to do, Applejack? Use your little Elements of Harmony on me?"
- >>Your body lets out a creepy chuckle
- >>God this thing needed to be scrubbed clean when you got it back
- >>Your body shakes its head in disappointment
- >>"Ah just wana talk with ya is all."
- >>And you would love to, but ol' twisty mc' chaotic mc' crazy over here
- >>I like how he has two mc's in his name
- >>Wont let me, on your own AJ, wheres that popcorn at?
- >>Fucking dont judge
- "About what? You want my friendship back?"
- >>"Nah, nah, just wanted ya to...have a look at THIS!"
- >>Immediately after she said that somep0ny jumps you
- >>Since you hadn't expected it, your legs stagger under you and move you forward
- >>Two more p0nys jump you then, their combined weight was holding you down
- >>Not for long though, you toss a hand over your right shoulder and clamp down on their mane
- >>With a small yank you toss whatever p0ny over your shoulder and to the ground
- >>Though, you dont get another hold on the next one
- >>Applejack comes full blast and bucks you right in the stomach
- >>Being the lightweight you are, you fall backwards easy enough
- >>On your back, some form of a groan escapes your lips
- >>You dont even have time to crawl to your knees or anything, Applejack has you pinned down
- "Ngh, let me go!"
- >>The other p0nys start to come into your vision
- >>Your bodies hands start twitching, trying to use the power of chaos
- >>Its not working
- >>That buck to the stomach gave you just enough of a foothold to regain control over that much of your being
- >>Not that you could ever use it really, blame Discord for that one
- >>Twilight stands above you
- >>Her horn begins to glow with magic and you squirm under Applejacks might
- >>"Keep him still Applejack."
- >>"Ah'm trying!"
- >>She stamps even harder into your shoulders with her fore-hooves, into your thighs with her back-hooves
- >>Not being able to move anymore, your head snaps back at Twilight
- >>"I hope this works..."
- >>She touches your with her glowing horn
- >>And everything turns white
- >Equestria day 44
- >Next arc has been planned
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- >>Dammit Twilight, was she TRYING to blind you?
- >>It was like a white hot needle was being pressed into your eyes
- >>God did it burn
- >>But with the burning did come some jewels
- >>Your memories were able to come back slowly
- >>As they did, you could finally tell the difference between the lies and the truth
- >>Discord really had a way with lies
- >>But since his lies could no longer affect you, you began to push forward
- >>Taking your mind back from his grasp, inch by fucking inch
- >>Back to the eyes, you could see on your own terms now
- >>Applejack was standing over you
- >>Twilight above your head
- >>Assume the other p0nys are around you, just out of sight
- >>You shift your hand beside you
- >>Applejack stomps on it full force
- "FUCK! Dammit that hurts, GAH!"
- >>Body under control, check
- >>Applejack looks from Twilight to you
- >>Since you were no p0ny, the whole lost color thing didn't effect you
- >>They couldn't tell if you had snapped out of it or not
- >>"Anon, that you in there?"
- "Yes! You didn't have to stomp my hand like that!"
- >>Twilight gives a nod and Applejack gets off you
- >>Sit right up and cup your stomped right hand
- >>With every heartbeat, it throbbed with pain
- >>"So Anon, how did Discord...?"
- >>She didn't need to finish, you already knew what she was asking
- >>How did Discord get you like that
- "He was using my emotions against me ever since I changed into being a human."
- >>"But you didn't willingly agree, did you?"
- >>Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack
- >>Where were the other three p0nys at?
- >>You slowly tell the three about Discords offer in the Everfree Forest, what you thought drove Discord to you, and then of your terrible defeat
- "I guess that plan was flawed from the beginning."
- >>"That's nice and all there Anon, but we really need the Elements now."
- >>Twilight seems a bit on edge at the moment
- "You seem, oddly on edge. Whats the matter?"
- >>"The others went to distract Discord so we could free you."
- >>Oh shit, that was why Discord suddenly vanished
- >>All this time, he was using your body like a puppet
- >>You immediately reach behind you and pull out the pouch holding the elements
- >>Twilights magic takes hold of the bag
- >>She puts on her crown thing, as Rainbow and Applejack get on their necklaces
- >>The rest go into her saddlebag, cant blame her for it
- >>Discord could turn you again when you went to fight him
- >>"Lets go before we're too late."
- >>Your not sure how they found Discord like that
- >>But based on your memories
- >>You had a hunch where to go
- >>Your place still had the portal stain on the wall
- >>Right next to the 'Dont give a fucks'
- >>Standing before the portal spill in your house
- "Say Twilight, how did you find out about this?"
- >>She looks at you awkwardly
- >>"Pinkie kinda did that for us. She thought it was blue hard candy."
- >>And that was believable enough
- >>The three of them walk up to the stain and give it a lick
- >>Bitter disgust overcomes their face and they instantly fizzle out of reality
- >>Your tastebuds were going to kill you for this but
- >>You take a lick of the dried portal liquid
- >>Bitter, sour, dry, spicy
- >>OHGODITBURNS
- >>You feel your being get tugged across time and space
- >>Like being sucked through a toilet
- >>On the other side was Discord, he had Fluttershy in his claw
- >>The five were trying hard to get her away from him
- >>Not going to be a fun day to fight a freak show
- >>"Discord! Drop her now!"
- >>Twilight fires a magic bolt at him
- >>He just slithers around it
- >>"Im sorry Twilight Sparkle, but I think I'll pass."
- >>You stick to the dark part of the cavern and move around the fighting
- >>Discord had to be taken by surprise, or else he could just take control of you again
- >>Pinkie and Applejack jump at him, all he does is whip them with his tail
- >>"You six are SO easy without your elements."
- >>Discord keeps taunting them and waving Fluttershy around
- >>You spy a rough patch on the rock wall and start climbing it
- >>You got up here before, now where was that overhang at?
- "There it is."
- >>You mutter as your hand clamps around a wooden support beam
- >>Rainbow Dash makes a jump at Discord, and he clamps his other free hand around her
- >>Damn, now he's waver HER around too
- >>He was getting on your last jimmie of the day
- >>"Oh and whats this? How did you get this little element, little Rainbow Dash?"
- >>Discord grips tighter on her and she gives a frightened squeak
- >>There's not going to be a last jimmie if he keeps that up
- >>You've climbed across the beam and by now your right above him
- >>He gives Dash another squeeze and her eyes bulge open
- >>She see's you and her gasp is mixed with surprise and pain
- >>"Now Twilight, mind explaining where you got those Elements from?"
- >>You drop from above Discord and land on his head
- >>"Wha-Anon?!"
- >>Your able to surprise him enough to get him to fall back
- >>Before he can react you do
- >>You put a right cross into his face then jab your knee hard into his throat
- >>He coughs in your face and you see him let go of the two pegasi
- >>You rear back to punch him again, but his arms grab you and toss you into the ceiling
- >>Hit with a thud and gravity brings you back down before you can grab the beam again
- >>"Anon!"
- "Hurry it up you guys!"
- >>"Right! Fluttershy here, quick."
- >>Discord grabs your body mid-air and slams you into the ground
- >>"You!"
- >>He presses down harder, intent on breaking every bone in your body
- >>You wither underneath, unable to get away from him
- >>"I will break you this time, I swear it!"
- >>His mind begins to invade yours again
- >>He's not being subtle about it either, now he's just pushing his way through
- >>Intent on breaking your mind and twisting it for your inner chaos
- >>But a bright flash of color turns his attention away from you
- >>His grip lessens and his attack wavers
- >>You cant let another moment go by
- >>With whatever strength you have left in your limbs, you kick him off with your legs
- >>His grip is gone and he staggers back
- >>You crawl away just as a giant rainbow blast envelops him
- >>From his feet to his head, he begins to turn to stone
- >>You give a slight smirk at the sight
- >>Once his body is fully turned back to stone
- >>The room begins to crumble from above
- >>"Anon! We gotta go!"
- >>You scramble to your feet to avoid being crushed under a large rock
- >>Ah hell, without Discords chaos, this place was turning to dust
- >>Make a mad dash after the other p0nys
- >>They keep fazing away, there must be the other portal there
- >>Twilight is the last to go through, then you get to it
- >>Run right into the wall
- >>WHAM
- >>You hit the thing face first but didn't go through
- "What? WHAT? NO DAMMIT, NO!"
- >>Your hands frantically scan around the wall from something
- >>Anything at all to send you out of this cave
- >>"Mehehehehe..."
- >>His chuckle, you know it by heart now
- >>Whip around to expect Discord standing there
- >>Still in stone
- >>No way to escape this place
- >>Another rock crashes infront of you, trapped between a rock and a wall
- "FUCK! COME ON DAMMIT!"
- >>You pound the wall once again
- >>They all got out, how come you cant
- >>How come dammit all
- >>Something cracks from overhead
- >>Another rock was falling
- >>And this one was over you
- >>You shut your eyes and brace for the worst
- >>Darkness once again
- >Equestria day 45
- >Sherm and Aether teamed up
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- >>How long has it been since that moment
- >>You remember everything you did so clear, before that moment
- >>Trapping Discord in stone for good
- >>The cavern you were all in began to collapse
- >>Everyone was able to escape death
- >>Everyone, but you
- >>Maybe this was death
- >>For a dead guy, you feel calm about it
- >>Nothing mattered anymore
- >>Your friends were safe and sound in P0nyville
- >>Discord was trapped forever in stone once again
- >>Peace would be restored to Equestria
- >>And nobody would have ever known of your existance
- >>But fuck if you were going to let it end that way
- >>There were still too many things left undone, and even more left unsaid
- >>Bout time you got out of this dark mind of yours
- >>By Celestia as your witness, you will not die like that
- >>And by your will, the world around you fills with light
- >>Light pierced your eyes like the needle of a thousand angry suns
- >>It hurt, it hurt BAD
- >>But by Celestia you could feel pain, so you were still kicking
- >>Now the question was, where were you
- >>A light buzz in your ears drowned out most of the noise around you
- >>You could hear the faint sound of p0nys in the distance
- >>Or maybe the background
- >>Your eyes finally adjust to the light level
- >>Your in the hospital, again
- >>Even looks like the same bed you were in when you broke your legs as a pegasus
- >>Try to sit up and look at your surroundings
- >>Cant, pain laces up your spine and forces you back down
- >>A low groan escapes your lips
- >>All noises around you stop with it
- >>Twilight comes into view first, followed by Pinkie, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, then Rainbow Dash
- >>"Anon, you still with us?"
- "Oh yeah...cant get rid of me that easy..."
- >>A wave of relief washes over the faces before you
- "Now, explain to me how I got out."
- >>Twilight looked behind her and said something
- >>The sounds of hoof clacks made it evident there was one more p0ny to see you
- >>The six make way and Celestia comes into your view
- >>You bolt upright at her sight
- "C-Celestia? Ugh.."
- >>Pain caught up with your move and raced up your spine again
- >>Discord was really crushing your insides
- >>But Celestia offers you a caring smile
- >>"No need to rush yourself Anon, you will have your answers soon, i promise. For now, you need to let your wounds heal. While you may not be hurt on the outside, your insides are not quite fortunate."
- >>And she wasn't lying about it either
- >>A small chuckle escapes your lips followed with another jolt of pain
- >>It was going to hurt to laugh
- "Princess, then, did you save me?"
- >>She gives you a nod
- >>Cant have her ONLY human go dying on her or anything
- >>Where would the fun be if that happened
- >>"As I said Anon, you should let your wounds heal. When they do, I will answer all of your questions at Canterlot castle."
- ---------------------
- >>After a week of being in that hospital, you were finally 100% good to go
- >>Or close enough that the pain no long came when you moved
- >>The doctor let you go, against his protests and complaints
- >>Just had to take it easy and not go too all out
- >>It might cause some internal bleeding
- >>"So Anon, you ready to go?"
- >>You give Twilight a nod as you board the chariot
- >>Last time you were in one of these, you were in a cage
- >>And Canterlot was much more of a prison than a place to visit
- >>"So, what do you think now that you can really see it?"
- >>Canterlot was a lot more decorated than P0nyville that was for sure
- >>Except all the p0nys were wearing clothes and all
- >>It was weird after living in P0nyville and growing up around naked p0nys and...
- >>Oh yeah, naked p0nys
- >>Your heart about skipped a beat with the thought
- >>Now that you were walking into Celestia's throne room, you felt a lot better than last time
- >>Last time you had the distinct feeling you were going to be killed
- >>Or worse
- >>Now, you were on speaking terms with Celestia
- >>She saved your life, so that had to count for something
- >>Maybe she was growing a soft spot for you
- >>When you entered the room, you and only you were searched by Celestia's royal guards before going through
- >>Guess they took no chances around here
- >>Celestia was waiting for you though, best not to keep her waiting
- >>None of the mane six wasted time with the questions
- >>One after another, each one building off the other
- >>"How did Discord free himself from his stone prison?"
- >>And that was the one you didn't want answered
- >>Celestia had to hesitate a moment to answer that
- >>"Discord was able to free himself because there was a massive surge of chaos in Equestria."
- >>You mentally breath a sigh of relief
- >>She didn't say it was you, both of you knew that
- >>"And I know it too."
- >>Discords voice could be heard in the distance
- >>You whirl around to find nothing, but your eyes never stop moving around to find him
- >>He was still around, you could feel him lurking
- >>"Anon, is something the matter?"
- >>Celestia's question brought you back to reality
- >>You turn back to her and the other p0nys
- "No sorry, I thought I heard something."
- >>She gave her kind smile again
- >>"Its quite alright. Im sure you have questions you want answered, dont you?"
- >>And you did but...
- "Can they be answered in private?"
- >>Celestia nodded and looked to her students
- >>"You understand your friends wish, dont you?"
- >>They all nodded and filed out of the room one at a time
- >>You and Celestia were left alone once again, just like last time
- >>"Now, what are your questions Human?"
- >>She's dropped her kind Princess shtick
- "Why did Discord want to control my chaos?"
- >>She lightly chuckled
- >>"Because your inborn chaos is so much stronger than anything that could be found in Equestria. But since he was sealed with an even stronger spell, he shouldn't bother you anymore."
- >>That lifted a weight off your mind
- >>"Or does it, my little Anon?"
- >>His voice behind you again
- >>You whip around and scan behind you
- >>He had to be around, he had to have escaped
- >>Celestia looked at you questionably
- >>"Is something wrong, Human?"
- "No, moving on. How long am I going to be your human?"
- >>"Until you stop proving useful."
- >>So, never
- "I know you wanted us alone, so lets hear your stuff."
- >>Her grin vanishes
- >>You dont like the looks of how it went away
- >>"At first, I intended on using your chaos to strengthen the bond between the elements. But seeing as how it is so much more powerful than I had thought,"
- "Here it comes."
- >>She stomps a hoof down
- >>"DONT EVER INTERRUPT ME HUMAN! Now, your chaos is much too powerful for Equestria."
- >>She got off her throne and began to walk to you
- >>What she was going to do
- >>It had bad written all over it
- >>"Your going back to your world."
- >>Your hand twitched at her words
- "Bu-but I did everything you said! You PROMISED I could stay if I did as you said!"
- >>"Yes, you have and I am grateful for your co-operation. But you are just too much of a loose cannon for my kingdom."
- >>Your hands curl into fists, hard enough to turn your knuckles white
- >>"Now before you go Human, do you have any last words?"
- >>You do
- >>You lunge at her with fire in your eyes
- "YOU WILL NOT TAKE THIS LIFE FROM ME!"
- >>You keep attacking her
- >>Punch, punch, punch, punch
- >>You wouldn't let her take your life here
- >>You survived death because of her, and she was going to send you off
- >>She just wanted to get rid of you herself
- >>The fire burns brighter, you toss a fake to her left
- >>When her head shifts right, you throw an uppercut as hard as you can
- >>Your fist makes contact with her jaw
- >>Her head rocks back and you throw a kick at her
- >>Shin meets jaw as you roundhouse kick her across the face
- >>Your victory is short lived
- >>She pounds her fore-hooves into the ground and lets out a feral roar
- >>You have to cover your ears, they might just burst
- >>"HUMAN! YOU CANNOT DEFY MY POWER!"
- >>She rears down and her horn begins to glow, you toss your hands out hopelessly
- >>She blasts you in the chest with a ball of pure energy
- >>It knocks you across the room and into the wall, shattering the painting you flew into no less
- >>You cant even pick yourself up before she pounds a hoof to your chest
- >>"ANY LAST WORDS?"
- "Your a bitch."
- >>And the world as you knew it, faded from your very eyes
- >Equestria day [unknown]
- >Lurk moar
- ---------------------
- >>The colorful world around your eyes was beginning to fade away
- >>Celestia had taken everything from you
- >>Your friends were gone
- >>Your sanity was breaking
- >>Memories were fading
- >>Your whole life in Equestria was over
- >>Every memory you made there was being torn from you
- >>The colorful world that you once knew was being replaced before your eyes
- >>And you couldn't stop it
- >>But even though each moment of your life was being ripped from you piece by piece
- >>In your mind you screamed her name over and over
- >>You began to forget then, forget about Twilight and Spike, about Rarity and Applejack and Fluttershy too
- >>Ponyville and Canterlot, Cloudsdale and the Everfree Forest, eventually you even forgot about Equestria
- >>But only one thing would not shake from your mind, you thing you can remember from a world you never visited
- >>A cyan blue pegasus with a rainbow mane, and beautiful rosy eyes
- >>Her name, you screamed it as you fell into the ever expanding grey abyss
- >>Never to forget her as long as your heart beat and your lungs filled with air
- >>You could not, and would not, forget Rainbow Dash
- >>An alarm began beeping to your left
- >>You groan and slap the thing off your dresser
- >>It crashes to the ground as you sit up in your bed, rubbing your sore eyes
- >>You swear you had the strangest dream last night
- >>You toss the grey blankets off you and stand up
- >>Stretching out your body pops in several places
- >>That felt so damn good
- >>Run a hand through your short hair, it feels wet
- "Who was that anyways? Rainbow Dash?"
- >>Your hand's wet now, when you look at it though
- >>A slightly less girly scream comes out your mouth
- >>Your hand, or better, your whole body was no longer grey
- >>You were a multitude of color, just like your dream
- >>But as you look around your room, everything was grey, the way it always was
- >>Why were you a different color than everything else
- >>You shake your head and leave the room
- >>At least your parents are gone, that was a relief
- >>But they weren't coming back, that was agony
- >>They left you alone, forever more
- >>You fix up something to eat and head outside
- >>Everything was still grey around you, except the only bits of nature left
- >>Humans only left a few of the parks around the world, the rest were torn down
- >>Used to build factories or homes
- >>And the rest was being debated on being removed for good
- >>You never noticed it before, but now, the park looked wonderful
- >>Yesterday you would have just saw it as a park to go play in
- >>Now it looks much more than that, it looked so full of life
- >>Each new shade of color painted more life into the canvas beyond it
- >>A canvas of bland grey, of grey buildings and people
- >>People except you that is
- >>Then you realized what you should have before walking out the door
- >>Could others see your new colors
- >>Your eyes dart left and right
- >>To your relief, nobody notices you at all
- >>Even when they looked your way, they didn't seem to notice you at all
- >>A sigh of relief washes over you
- >>But now it was time to figure out that dream you had
- >>And about this Rainbow Dash that wont leave your mind
- >>Your first stop is the closest library
- >>Because everything is stored in a database, there was sure to be a something on Rainbow Dash
- >>The doors slid open when you approach and slide close when you get through
- >>You were looking for the search database
- "Lets see here..."
- >>You take the card from your pocket and swipe it through the scanner
- >>"Anonymous, access has been granted. Welcome."
- >>A female robot voice tells you as the screen turns a light blue shade
- >>Your fingers begin to tap around on the screen
- "Rainbow..Dash..."
- >>Enter
- >>The screen began to move things around, images, words, people, the whole nine yards
- >>It stopped on a cyan blue pegasus cartoon p0ny
- >>"Rainbow Dash found."
- >>You give the screen a puzzled look, the p0ny was the same but you've never once seen it in your life
- >>You tap the screen once more
- "Database location?"
- >>The screen began to send things around at a high speed
- >>It stopped at the database you wanted
- >>"36.9.3.11 /mlp/"
- >>You tap the 'log out' button in the corner and walk off to find the database
- >>A pair of eyes watched you go the whole way
- >>After winding your way through the labyrinth of standing database computers you come to the computer
- >>You scan your card again
- >>"Anonymous, access has been granted. Welcome."
- >>The screen turns a light blue again
- >>Now that you thought about it, these computer screens seemed to always be full of color
- >>Why couldn't the world be that way
- >>Forgetting the thought you tap into the screen 'Rainbow Dash'
- >>Enter
- >>It beings to swirl information around like the first
- >>It stops to show you four numbers
- >>1, 2, 3, and 4
- >>These numbers dont mean anything to you, you tap 1
- >>[No info available]
- >>You tap 2
- >>[No info available]
- >>You tap 3
- >>On the screen is the old cartoon show 'My little pony'
- >>You never got into it when you were a kid, not that it was really interesting anyways
- >>You find a picture of Rainbow Dash in the gallery
- >>Not her, exit out
- >>Tap 4
- >>This one was made a few years back, around 2010, you remember
- >>You scroll around a bit more
- >>Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie
- >>Yeah, this was the one
- >>You scroll around for more information
- >>More importantly, why you had a strange dream about Rainbow Dash if you never saw the show
- >>Open a file
- >>Needs a password
- "What?"
- >>No file in the library needed a password, it should be open for viewing
- >>You think about getting one of the librarians to help
- >>But you dont need that, it should be a simple password to find
- >>File name, equestriadaily.docx
- >>Move the screen to the side, search equestria daily
- >>Url found, you click it
- >>"URL no longer available"
- >>Fuck
- >>Look for when it went down
- >>Sometime in October last year
- >>Look for when it went online
- >>Sometime January 2011
- >>Type the date it went offline as the password
- >>Incorrect
- >>Type the date it went online as the password
- >>Incorrect
- "Fuck, what else is there."
- >>You begin to file through what the file let you into
- >>Much of it was useless
- >>Some of it was just gibberish too
- >>61895144198916 919 131793
- >>You start to go over the numbers again, something or anything about them
- >>Something off about them, a pattern, a code, some sort of encryption
- >>You stare at the last three sets of numbers again
- >>If you convert it all to letters maybe
- >>Maybe there was a hint, or maybe it was a password encrypted into the encryption
- >>They've done that before, you found one like it
- >>You start to do it in your head
- "A,Y,E,F,U,A,F,V,X,Z,Y,E,W,I,N,V,P,E,Q,N,M,E,C,Y,X,M,E..."
- >>You continued down the list, words began to appear from the scramble
- >>You get to the end and smile
- >>The end sentence was the password
- >>Type it into the file, a little click sound, and the file opens for you
- >>Read through the thing, most of it is useless information
- >>Conventions, Fanart, Stories, then you get to the last entry
- >>Dated on the day the site went down, ten minutes before it did to be exact
- >>The title in bold letters, 'Can you make it to Equestria?'
- >>It was basically a challenge to see who could locate and then traverse a forest to get to Equestria
- >>It seemed to be a fake, except the location they gave
- >>The location they gave was the last park left in the world, right in your city
- >>Quickly you log off the computer and turn to run out
- >>A baton cracks into your face
- >>The blow was hard enough to make you stumble back, but soft enough to only clack your jaw
- >>You stumble to recollect yourself
- >>Your attacker doesn't waste time to take you out
- >>He already has the baton over his head and brings it down
- >>The next part your not sure of, you didn't even think about it
- >>His arm went down and you caught his forearm on your left shoulder
- >>In a heartbeat, you punched up on his elbow, his arm cracked upwards in an unnatural way
- >>His eyes went wide with pain and he opened his mouth to scream
- >>You grab his mouth with your right hand and put your weight behind it
- >>He falls and you dig your knee into his stomach
- >>His breath is caught in your hand, his screams are muffled
- >>With your left arm you begin to pound on his face
- >>His left arm moves and you dig your knee into his upper abdomen
- >>His breath is caught in your hand again and you pound on him harder
- >>Your attacker goes unconscious with your last punch and you make sure he stays that way
- >>Unclench your fist for once in the last five minutes
- >>Their knuckles have been white, and covered in his blood
- >>A gash over his eye and lip ooze crimson blood
- >>Your not stupid to just cut and run, this guy meant to hurt you good
- >>You search around his suit until you grab something from the inner pocket
- >>His badge, CIA agent Clark Orens
- >>What the fuck is he doing here
- >>You keep searching him
- >>Wallet, keys, badge, then you grab what you wanted
- >>His gun, not some cop gun either, this was a M1911 Colt
- >>You jam it into your inner jacket pocket
- >>Then you drag his body away from view
- >>When you stepped out of the library, the sun glared at you
- >>Having to shield your eyes from its rays, you've forgotten what it was like to be a shut-in
- >>The air seemed tense
- >>And so were you
- >>You had to get to the park, and you had to do it without getting caught
- >>That guy was going to wake up soon, so you had to hurry already
- >>The gun you pulled off him would be shit if they all came for you full force
- >>You push your way through the crowd of people walking the main street
- >>And make a dash for the Ever Forest
- >Equestria day [unknown]
- >Now dance fucker, dance
- ---------------------
- >>As you passed by people on the main street, many gave you an odd look
- >>The men were all wearing suits and ties, the women were wearing dresses or the same
- >>You on the other hand had been clothed in dark blue jeans, a black t-shirt and a double zipper cyan jacket
- >>When you passed by a window you got a good look at yourself
- >>Your hair was a light shade of brown, shoes were black with touches of cyan
- >>People were beginning to notice you now
- >>The only person within a million mile radius with any color
- >>Now that you think about it, even the CIA agent was grey
- >>That meant picking them from the crowd was going to be hard
- >>But you weren't backing down now
- >>You were getting to Equestria once again, one way or another
- >>Come hell or high water
- >>Nobody, even Celestia herself, would keep you out of that land
- >>You put the brakes on immediately before you cross into the intersection
- >>In the window of a building, you could vaguely make out three men coming up that direction
- >>They were dressed the same as everyone else, but one thing set them apart
- >>They were the only one's wearing hats
- >>Just like the sucker you clocked out
- >>That was a stupid plan they were going to regret you thought as you darted down a connecting ally
- >>Stick to the shadow of the building, you can make out more of them
- >>They were crawling all over the city
- >>Guess your public appearance didn't go unnoticed like you had hopped
- >>One of them gets on his cell and begins talking
- >>He is instantly shocked and tells his partner to follow
- >>They depart, and you know exactly why
- >>That agent you beat must have woken up, and now you were wanted
- >>Without you in his hands, they were going to get you one way or another
- >>Aside from the park, you were the last person of color left in the city
- >>You were different from everyone else, you realize that
- >>There's your chance, dart from the darkness across the street into another ally
- >>No time to check, you keep moving
- >>You were different from everyone in this world
- >>You knew what being different truly meant
- >>You were Anonymous, and you were nobody else
- >>Around the building, two guys were blocking your way, backs to you
- >>Curse under your breath, you cant take them both out
- >>And if you shot that gun, it would just be a beacon that said 'come get me'
- >>A ground window on the opposite building was open
- >>While not being the most smart option, it was your only one
- >>You sneak by them and slip in through the window
- >>Nobody in sight, good sign
- >>You were in the back room of a store
- >>And judging by the boxes littered around the place, you were in the warehouse area of it
- >>That meant the only way you were getting out of this was to get seen in public
- >>Locate the stairs and transcend them slowly
- >>It was becoming a pain to slip around people now, but this was impossible
- >>You crack the door open and peak around
- >>It opened into a hallway, in the backroom
- >>And if this were the backroom, then there should be a backdoor for you to use
- >>Slowly creep up and shut the door
- >>It makes a soft click to let you know
- >>Survey the area
- >>Store backroom, stairs to your left, down that hallway was a door
- >>Bingo
- >>You creep to it slowly and turn the knob
- >>On three you open it and run
- >>One
- >>Two
- >>You throw the door open and run out
- >>On the other side though, an agent was guarding the door
- >>He see's you and goes straight for his gun like an idiot
- >>Your react before he can pull his gun on you
- >>Pivot on your left foot, you throw a roundhouse kick to his face
- >>It sends him to the ground and his gun drops
- >>He makes a reach for it, but you stomp your foot on his hand
- >>His screams of pain fill the air
- >>Shit, shoulda covered his mouth or something
- >>With your other leg you stomp him in the ribs
- >>Harder and harder, he curls up like an idiot
- >>You step off his hand and your rib kicks stop
- >>When he looks up, you kick him right in the face
- >>The sick sound of breaking bone was made and he was unconscious
- >>Search this one to take his ammo from him
- >>Two more clips and his cell
- >>You keep moving on, no turning back
- >>You had to keep going, no matter what happened here
- >>There was lightning in your eyes now
- >>The forest was in sight, so were those agents
- >>All over the fucking place
- >>There was more fire power in that one place per square inch than in this whole country combined
- >>Why they would want to stop you from getting to Equestria again is beyond you
- >>Someone grabs you from behind though
- >>"Dont move you worm."
- >>She hisses it into your ear
- >>You go to resist him but he jams something to the side of your head
- >>You hear a click and can guess what he had in his hand
- >>"Should always know there's two of us to a group."
- >>She shoves you into the ground and keeps her gun to your head
- >>Already you can guess where this was going to go
- "Going to take me in or something?"
- >>She knees you in the gut, hard
- >>Resist the urge to flinch and cough
- >>"Hell no. We have orders to shoot and kill."
- >>Your eyes go wide as she moves the gun to your view
- >>"Any last words, bud?"
- >>You were going to die here
- >>After everything you had done, you were going to die here
- >>In an instant, you think of a plan
- >>It was going to be a long shot, but you hoped she would fall for it
- "Your gun..."
- >>"Admiring it, arnt'cha?
- "No, the safety is on."
- >>She gives you a puzzled look then a smile crosses her face
- >>"Nice try kid. That only works in the comic books."
- >>Ah shit, going to plan B
- >>You toss your weight to the left and throw a right hook at her
- >>She stumbles at your sudden move and fires the gun
- >>The bullet pierces the soft tissue of your left shoulder
- >>Fuck it hurt
- >>You grit your teeth and kick her off you
- >>Both of you scramble to your feet, your faster
- >>You lunge at her and manage to ground her
- >>On her way down she fires again, this one missed bad and went in the air
- >>Feel sorry for the guy about to die from that one, but you cant think about it now
- >>You grab both her arms and ram your head into hers
- >>It hurts bad, your head is now throbbing worse
- >>Dig your knee into her stomach and ram her head again
- >>Your seeing stars but she loosens her grip on the gun
- >>Forget about her hand, you grab the gun you took
- >>You dig your knee harder in as you grab the gun
- >>She sees this and her grip tightens
- >>You put yours under her chin
- >>Hers goes to your chest
- >>One shot is fired
- >>And a gun drops to the ground
- >>The agents limp body now lay under you
- >>Her head exploded when the bullet exited and she died instantly
- >>There was blood and brain matter all over you now
- >>Your hands, face, chest
- >>Killing a person, even if it was you or them, was never good
- >>But you couldn't waste time, those gun shots must have attracted more agents to you
- >>You grab her gun and make another dash
- >>The agents around the street see you dart out covered in blood
- >>They all shout and pull their guns to open fire
- >>You dart into another ally and turn the corner
- >>Two more agents to deal with, but you dont have time to pussy foot around it
- >>With both guns, you press the barrels to the backs of their heads and pull
- >>The sickening sight of crimson blood and brain matter fills the ally, their bodies drop shortly after
- >>You cant waste time, you jump the corpses and keep running
- >>You were no soldier, hell you were hardly a runner
- >>Your energy was gone, you were running off pure adrenaline by now
- >>Something whizzes by your ear, its followed by a gun shot
- >>Then more of them, fuck, you have nothing for cover
- >>Like an idiot, you keep running, this time for fear of death
- >>A shot pierces your stomach, another hits your left arm
- >>You drop that gun and jump the fence separating the park from the street
- >>Your not sure how you did it, but you jumped it
- >>No time to waste here though, you dart between some trees and the sounds of passing bullets begin to stop
- >>Escaped death that time
- >>All you had to go on about now, was that somewhere in the center of the forest was a way to Equestria
- >>Without knowing what it could be, where it could be, or how it worked
- >>Well, you just prayed it would still work after all this time
- >>In the distance people were giving commands
- >>Stomping feet all around you
- >>They were closing in on you and you had still yet to get to the center
- >>Or maybe you had, the forest was all the same after all
- >>You want to take a break
- >>Your tired, hungry, bleeding
- >>But if you did, everything would be ended
- >>"I see him!"
- >>Shit, you keep moving against your own judgement
- >>Gunshots from behind again
- >>Something up ahead, you can see it
- >>A large brown rock was sitting square in the center of a clearing
- >>That had to be the way in, it HAD to be
- >>You emerge from the grass life and stop before the rock
- >>Not sure how it could be, you pound on it
- >>You pound on it until your hand starts bleeding
- >>"Well, looks like we got ya now."
- >>You whirl around to find yourself surrounded
- >>Your back to the rock, you have no place to run anymore
- >>"So kid, any last words?"
- >>They all raise their guns to execute you right there
- >>This was the way it was going to end, the way you were going to end
- >Equestria day [unknown]
- >My little Dashie, never cried so hard in my life
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- >>Your back was to the wall
- >>Surrounding you were, as you counted, at the least 17 guys loaded with a plentiful array of guns
- >>Even if you were to somehow start blasting at them, your M1911 had less shots for all the guys here
- >>You were facing a wall, or in this case a firing squad
- >>Your hands began to slide around the wall
- >>You were searching for something, anything
- >>This was the only off thing in the forest, there had to be a kick
- >>The click of guns snapped you back to your attackers
- >>"So kid, any last words?"
- >>You were at a loss
- >>After everything you went through, you were going to be ended here
- >>Ended here without a single thing to show for it at all
- "Yeah, you really are bland."
- >>You chuckle to yourself and the guy shrugs
- >>"Always leave them laughing, alright boys."
- >>They raise their guns to you
- >>"Take him out."
- >>His hand drops down
- >>And they open fire on you
- >>At that moment, your whole world stopped on you
- >>Nothing moved, you could SEE the bullets and where they pierced the air
- >>But neither could you move
- >>Maybe this was one of those, reflect on your life moments
- >>You know the ones where the guy is about to die and he has a little peace of time to reflect on his life up to that point so far
- >>Well, you begin to piece together your life from scratch, where it all began
- >>But the floor under you crumbles and gravity pulls you to safety
- >>You fall flat on your ass and stare up dumbly at the hole you fell through
- >>That was never there before
- >>"Dont let him get away! After him!"
- >>Ah shit, they wouldn't let you live this through
- >>Scramble to your feet as an agent pops into view over the hole and opens fire on you
- >>Pivot on your right foot, turn and fire
- >>He must have been a new guy since his shots were following you instead of leading you
- >>Your shot though, hits its mark right between his eyes
- >>Giving yourself a moment to do so, you turn around to see where you landed
- >>On the opposite side of the cavern was a grassed over entrance or exit to god knows where
- >>Below you were spikes and the constant rush of water
- >>And to get to the other side, you had to jump platforms
- >>How this was turning into Mario, you had no idea
- >>Behind you, the voices began to get muffled
- >>When you looked, shock was all you could express
- >>The hole you fell through was gone, and the light it emitted vanished
- >>So now you had to not only jump across rocky platforms to reach uncertain safety, but if you fucked up you would fall to your death
- >>You liked it better when they were shooting at you
- >>Where you were going, you wouldn't need this thing anymore
- >>You toss the M1911 over the edge and into the watery grave below
- >>Under you it had killed three men, under that other guy, who knows
- >>It deserved a little peace from that life
- >>Now your attention is on making the jumps
- >>There are six platforms you have to jump to, the final one leading out was also counted
- >>Each one had a different shade of color to match it
- >>The first one you had to jump to was orange
- >>You judge a 6 foot jump
- >>No big deal, You made a run for it
- >>At the edge you pushed off with all your might
- >>You easily sailed over the six feet and then some
- >>Although, when you touched down on the Orange covered rock, you mind began to hurt
- >>Your eyes began to haze over and you felt like you blacked out again
- >>But you didn't
- >>Your standing in the middle of a farm field
- >>Applejack walks over to you
- >>She stands a few feet in front of you
- >>"In this room you shall be tested for answers. Have you come seeking the truth?"
- >>You stare at Applejack
- >>She gives you a grin in return
- >>You wanted answers, but that wasn't why you came here
- "I did not come for any answers."
- >>The vision slowly fades around you
- >>On the orange platform you stand once again, but something about it is different...
- >>Onto the next jump, this one was longer
- >>About 10 feet out, still not a problem really
- >>You just had to back up more than last time
- >>You sprint at the edge and jump
- >>You make the jump, but the landing scared you a bit
- >>Maybe there wasn't enough momentum, but you about didn't make it
- >>Another foot or two and you would have undershot that jump
- >>The platform you stand on now is a purple, or a darker shade of it
- >>Again the world around you spins and fades
- >>Your standing at Carousel Boutique now
- >>Rarity walks to you this time
- >>She gives you a heartwarming smile
- >>If she wasn't so much of a bitch, you would have liked that
- >>"In this room you shall be tested for selflessness. Have you come to give to others?"
- >>You wish to give others what they dont have, but that's still not why you came here
- "I did not come to give to others."
- >>The world around you fogs from existance
- >>You stand on the platform once more
- >>Next platform, and this one was worse
- >>A good 15 feet
- >>Granted if you were jumped downhill this would be a cakewalk
- >>Far from it, if you knew better you'd say the platforms kept moving up
- >>But you have a world to visit, nothing was going to stop you
- >>Take up two thirds of the platform for a running start
- >>You make the leap over, and roll to safety
- >>When you stop rolling, the world fades into the distance
- >>Your standing in Sugarcube Corner, where Pinkie Pie lives
- >>She walks to you with a cupcake on her head and a party balloon tied to her tail
- >>While you wish to make others smile, thats not the reason your here
- >>The room before you vanishes
- >>Another jump, another dollar
- >>This time you have to take up more ground for a running start
- >>You make the jump, barely too
- >>In this room, Fluttershy stands before you
- >>"Have you come to show the world you kindness?"
- >>You were a kind hearted guy, but you were not kind enough
- >>The room vanishes again
- >>Faced with another jump
- >>Two more left
- >>Your fingers grip the edge of the platform you just tried to jump on
- >>This one was crazy to jump to
- >>You had to crawl your way up it, but your greeted with another room
- >>Twilight comes to you this time
- >>"Have you come to show others the power of friendship?"
- >>Friends really were golden, and you wouldn't trade them for the world
- >>But you never came here to make friends
- >>The room vanishes once more
- >>The next jump was the worst
- >>30 feet between and it was 5 feet higher than you were
- >>But that wouldn't stop you
- >>You backed all the way to the other edge of Twilights platform
- >>As you ran you knew to yourself
- >>If anything, you came here to see Rainbow Dash again
- >>And nothing was going to fuck that up for you
- >>Your hands clamp down on the edge of the floating platform, your feet fling around under you
- >>Down below was your grave, but up above was your new life
- >>This life you were willing to fight and die for
- >>About did too, back there with those CIA agents
- >>As you threw your whole life into your ability of upper-arm strength a strange thought occurred
- >>In this cavern, you felt nothing
- >>You felt no pain from your bullet wounds, nor did you feel fatigue, restlessness or hunger
- >>What kind of place was this
- >>Your feet finally find themselves a hold in the rock
- >>Your damn set on reaching the top, no matter what happens
- >>You were going to see your Dash once again
- >>Even if you had to climb from the bottom of this chamber, you would do it
- >>The next rock you grab breaks and you dangle from one arm above your doom
- "Not, letting you get me like that."
- >>Your back at it again, fingers curl around the lip of the platform
- >>With a heave you toss your body over the edge and stand on the cyan blue platform
- >>The world around you fades and is replaced with clouds
- >>Your standing in Cloudsdale once again
- >>Rainbow Dash walks to you and stands before you
- >>Now that you were face to face with her, she was even more cute than the images you saw
- >>"Have you come to prove your loyalty?"
- >>You cross your arms
- "I came back to see this world once more. Inside is a friend who I wish to see once more, and who I may have the pleasure of calling even more than that."
- >>Dash steps closer to you
- >>"Is that what your heart truly says?"
- "With all my heart, without her, I would not be standing here as I am."
- >>A sweet smile crosses Dash's face
- >>"So you say. Your path is a hard one few dare to journey, but rewarding all the same."
- >>The vision fades from view and your standing on the platform again
- >>A pathway connects the exit to your platform and you cannot be happier
- >>You race over the path and exit the cavern
- >>You stand before a large clearing in a forest, behind you is solid rock
- >>No way to go back home
- >>You smile at the thought of seeing Dash once more but
- >>As you step away from the rock, pain instantly flares through your body
- >>It clouds your mind and you fall to your knees
- >>Your wounds are bleeding once more, and now your energy is gone
- >>The world around you begins to swirl
- >>And you blackout not five seconds after re-entering Equestria
- >Equestria day [unknown]
- >See the lightning in your eyes
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- >>Pain had taken its grip on you as soon as you stepped out of the cavern
- >>That place must have been able to bend reality
- >>Or keep it at bay, but now it was back
- >>And you lay on your stomach bleeding to death
- >>Memories have been flooding your mind since you stepped through
- >>Your life in Equestria was fueling your resolve to live on
- >>You wanted to see Dash the most, but you also wanted to see the world
- >>See Twilight, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie
- >>You want to see Luna, and to your surprise, you want to see Celestia too
- >>Not sure if its just for revenge or not, but you cant think about it
- >>Begin your crawl for safety
- >>It was night out, either that or the trees overhead were blocking the sun
- >>You grab a nearby stick and use it to prop yourself up
- >>It was like your insides just dropped to your feet
- >>Turn to your left and puke up blood
- >>Three gunshot wounds
- >>Shoulder, stomach, left arm
- >>As you stumble your way you keep reflecting
- >>It keeps you moving forward
- >>To see your friends smiling faces
- >>How long had it been since they saw you, how long since you saw them
- >>What was the time difference from the two worlds
- >>You were in yours for a few hours, what did that make up for in this world
- >>Minutes, Hours, Days, Months even
- >>You would ask Twilight when you saw her
- >>Keep moving
- >>Twice now you've escaped death
- >>You escaped Discords wrath, and the CIA ambush
- >>To any normal person, that would be a feat to brag about
- >>But to you, that was just your luck
- >>If not for Celestia, you would have died in Discords cavern
- >>If not for the rock opening on you when it did, you would have been shot dead
- >>You just happened to be in the right spot in the right time
- >>Another step sends a wave of pain up your wounded side
- >>The adrenaline was wearing off
- >>With all your energy expended, that was all you had left to use
- >>And once it was gone, it would be gone for a long time
- >>The stick falls from your hand and you stagger into a nearby tree
- "Have...to...keep....going..."
- >>You talked between breaths
- >>This was genuinely your first time being hurt like this
- >>Not like there was a guide on how to survive something like it
- >>Something behind you howled
- "Fuck..."
- >>Behind you a pack of Timberwolfs emerged from seemingly nowhere
- >>Not in the mood for this shit
- >>They began to advance on you
- >>You took a step back, they were going to rip you a new asshole in your condition
- >>The fear in your eyes was evident, they charged for you
- >>The blood loss made you slow to react at first
- >>One of them bit down on your right forearm, you pulled it close and punched it in the neck
- >>It let go and backed off, only to be replaced by another
- >>Its jaw kept snapping at you, and it was all you could do to avoid it
- >>Another one flanked you and sank its teeth into your leg
- >>You howled with pain, and the next one jumps on you
- >>With your weight shifted, you couldn't stop from falling
- >>When you hit your head whips back into a rock
- >>The world fills with darkness
- >>Except for the glowing eyes above you
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- >>Your laying on something soft
- >>Or relatively soft that was
- >>Open your eyes
- >>Soft light floods your vision
- >>The smell of sweet berries fills your nose
- >>The pain in your body has stopped
- >>When you look, your body was wrapped up in every place there was a wound
- >>Even in places you hadn't known about
- >>A zebra was standing with her back to you over a table
- >>You go to sit up and wince
- "Ngh,"
- >>She turns at the sound you make
- >>"Child, you awaken at last,
- >>But I had not expected your recovery so fast."
- >>Great, she spoke in rhymes
- "How long was I out?"
- >>"Only an hour, maybe two
- >>Taking care of your body left me many a thing to do."
- >>You try again to sit up, but she pushes you down
- >>"To recover you need rest
- >>Only then will the medicine be best.
- >>Fear not it shouldn't take a day
- >>Until then you must stay."
- >>Already you dont like the idea
- >>But she pushes you down and returns to her work
- "I never caught your name."
- >>"My name is Zecora, my friend
- >>Do not offend, but your name i know
- >>Word in Equestria is not slow."
- >>You lay your head back and for once, you drift to sleep in peace
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- >>You left Zecora's hut with a goodbye
- >>She didn't mind your company at all, even promised to send you a gift
- >>As it turned out, her hut was incredibly close to P0nyville
- >>When you walk into town though, everyone gives you a shady look
- >>You dont mind, you head straight to Twilight's library
- >>A soft tap of your knuckles on the door is the equivalent of Rainbow Dash pounding on your door
- >>Inside you can hear Twilight's and Spike's voice
- >>The door opens on you
- >>"Sorry but we're clo-....Anon!"
- "Hey Spike. May I?"
- >>You point at the open door
- >>"Sure! Come on in!"
- >>Spike turns around and hurries upstairs
- >>You have to bow down to fit through the doorway
- >>"Spike, I thought I said not to- Anon!?"
- "In the flesh."
- >>She about trips on her way down the stairs
- >>"Where have you been? The Princess told us you had to leave to go back to your world. How did you come back?"
- >>That bitch brings you here, treats you like a doormat, then lies about banishing you
- >>Did you need to slap a bitch
- "Long story, how long was I gone?"
- >>"A week, why?"
- >>Your jaw about dropped
- >>It had been a week in Equestria since you left, but in your world it had been a few hours
- >>You cant believe your ears
- >>In the few hours you were in your world, a week had already passed here
- >>A sigh comes from your mouth and you turn to the door again
- >>"Anon, where are you going?"
- "I..I need some air for a sec."
- >>Twilight gives you a concerned nod and lets you go
- >>Outside it was day out, which meant seeing everyone else
- >>That was if they happened to pass by you, you had no intention yet to go see them
- >>Glares your way as you step out of the library
- >>Cant help that, they might still hold a grudge against you for the chaos thing
- >>But you've changed from that, you know better now
- >>"Anon?"
- >>Your head turns in the direction of the soft voice
- >>Fluttershy walked her way up to you
- >>It reminded you of the cavern when she came to you in the vision
- >>"You came back?"
- "Of course I did. I couldn't stay away from P0nyville for long you know."
- >>She has a kind smile now
- >>"I'm so glad you came back Anon. Maybe later you could come visit?"
- >>You smile at Fluttershy
- "Sure. When I get time, I promise to stop by-"
- >>Something pink drops on your head from above and puts you to the ground
- >>Pinkie Pie
- >>"Oh Anon your back! This is just GREAT, now we can throw you a welcome back party!"
- "Pinkie..."
- >>"And there would be cake and balloons and party games and..."
- "Pinkie..."
- >>"Oh Anon, what where you doing down there?"
- >>She steps off you
- >>Resist the urge to facepalm yourself
- >>"You should be getting ready for your party silly head!"
- >>And she was bouncing off already, leaving you and Fluttershy stunned
- >>"Um, Anon, are you still..."
- "Yeah, I promised I would visit."
- >>She gives an excited squee and trots off home
- >>Her personality gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling inside
- >>The element of kindness really was her thing
- >>"Anon, does Celestia know your back?"
- >>Twilight emerges from her Library
- "Not yet. I was going to go there next."
- >>And yank as many answers from her smug face as you possibly could
- >>"I could write her a letter to send you a chariot..."
- "No!"
- >>Your sudden answer makes her jump
- "No, I mean, I want it to be a surprise for her is all."
- >>She gives you a half kind smile
- >>"I'll make sure to not ruin it for her then."
- "Is there a way to get to Canterlot without one of those chariots?"
- >>"The train should still go there."
- >>Enough information needed, you go for the train station
- >>Your head pops out the trains window
- >>P0nyville was growing slower the faster you went
- >>There was no turning back from this road now
- >>Celestia had answers that you wanted, and you were going to get them from her
- >>"You could do it, Anon."
- >>Discords voice behind you
- >>Whip around to find nothing
- >>You were in a train cart all on your own
- "Discord, where are you?!"
- >>Something stirs behind you, you throw a punch in its direction
- >>You hit the chair, hard
- >>"Oh you know, here and there. Watching you and all, such an interesting person you are Anon."
- >>You've had enough of this guy already
- >>Now where the hell was he
- "And why would that be?"
- >>"Well, all that work you did to come back to Equestria. Getting shot and wounded, facing near death in the Everfree Forest. Your saved by Zecora and now your on your way to Celestia, the god that banished you in the first place."
- "Get on to the point Discord."
- >>"Oh your no fun. I could help you fight her you know, a little chaos magic never hurt the soul."
- >>It hurt yours, about broke it in half
- >>And he knows this
- "You think I would believe you?"
- >>"You dont have to believe me, just know its there for ya. Chaos is such a wonderful thing you know, it would make ol' Celestia cower in the corner."
- >>Something slides up your cheek, you swear it was his hand
- >>"Its your choice there kid, hope you make the good one."
- >>The sensation stopped and Discord seemed to vanish
- >>How the hell did he do that
- >Equestria day 53
- >Thus we begin
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- >>You stand before Canterlot castle now
- >>Inside is where your answers will stem from
- >>What also awaits for you in there is the one that began this
- >>The god of Equestria awaits your return
- >>And you were going to go through the front door to her
- >>"Your really going through like that Anon?"
- >>Push Discord from your mind
- >>His chaos magic wouldn't be the most helpful here
- >>That power would destroy everything in sight
- >>And your body would be lost to him again
- >>That would never happen again, so long as you drew breath
- >>Discord was physically trapped in stone, so he could not harm anyone
- >>Your not sure how he got into your mind though
- >>It could have been the last moment before he was sealed in stone
- >>But that would mean his body was empty
- >>You shake the distraction from your mind
- >>The steps you take seem to echo in your ears
- >>This one god held your life in her hands
- >>And you were going to retch it from her
- >>Come hell or high water
- >>Till death will you quit
- >>Only you will command your life, and nobody else will stop you
- >>Not even the gods themselves
- >>The castle looks over you
- >>Its a beacon to your fate
- >>Two of Celestia's guard ponies block your path
- >>"Sorry pal, castle is closed to the publi-"
- >>He doesn't even finish the sentence before you kicked him in the face
- >>The first one you hit crumpled to the ground
- >>Next one, he turns to you in shock
- >>You pivot on your left and throw a low uppercut into his jaw
- >>He falls on his back, out like a light
- >>Keep moving forward
- >>Events have already been leading you to this, ever since Celestia made you her human
- >>And she was going to regret every moment of it
- >>The grass beneath your feet crumbles
- >>Fire burns in your eyes
- >>You could burn this whole castle with a stare
- >>The doors loom over you, not like the doors back at p0nyville
- >>These ones could fit a giant from YOUR world through with ease
- >>Why would she ever need these that big, the idea escaped you
- >>You plant your hands on both sides of the door and shove
- >>They creak open slowly
- >>Big slow opening doors never did sound good
- >>That was always the first sign
- >>Shit was going down
- >>Luna is standing between you and the door to Celestia
- "Luna?"
- >>"Anon, I know what thou art going to do."
- >>She doesn't look like the fighter type of alicorn
- "Your going to stop me then?"
- >>She smiles at you
- >>"No, thy journey awaits. But do not forget thyself in there. I bid thee farewell, Anon."
- >>She gives a humble bow and walks off
- >>Your left bewildered and confused at her action
- >>She was there, she could have stopped you
- >>But she told you to not forget yourself
- >>Could she see what you couldn't?
- >>Behind you, the sun was setting
- >>Luna was going to begin her magic soon
- >>So she came to see you and warn you of yourself
- >>Truly, she was the better of the two sisters
- >>"Now Anon, once you step through there, I cant help you."
- >>Discord again
- "And why would that be?"
- >>"Why not? Look, do you want some power to help or not?"
- "I dont know, your getting something from it."
- >>"Quick to the chase. Yeah, you get some wonderful chaos magic and I get a little control of your body. Fair deal right."
- >>Maybe if you were drunk and dying in an ally
- "Im going on my own Discord."
- >>His mental presence seemed to fade
- >>You let out a sigh and put your hands on the door once again
- >>With a shove they swing open and you step through
- >>The chance to turn back vanished the moment you stepped through
- >>Celestia has her back to you
- >>Her horn is glowing, she must be lowering the sun
- >>How nice of her to finish her job before you two got down to business
- >>You cross your arms and wait for her
- >>The sunlight vanished under the horizon line
- >>It was soon replaced by Luna's beautiful moon
- >>When she turned around and saw you she about jumped
- >>"Anon?! Wha-how..."
- "Surprised Celestia? Never wanted to see my face again?"
- >>She was in no mood for your talk though
- >>"ANSWER ME, HOW ARE YOU HERE?!"
- >>Her voice was ear-splitting, but you endured it
- >>She was not going to win this time around
- "You cant banish me into a hole. I will crawl out and find my way back."
- >>She smirks at you
- >>"We shall see then, human."
- >>Her horn began to glow the same color when she banished you
- >>Light envelops your body, you cant escape it
- >>But the spell soon fizzles away, leaving your body untouched
- >>"What? How is that possible?"
- >>You didn't know why either
- >>But you dont slip up, not now, not here
- >>Your legs move on instinct, and you charge Celestia
- >>She rears on her hind legs which leaves her stomach open
- >>Her horn glows green, but you are fast
- >>Your feet fly up the stairs and before she can cast, you punch
- >>Fist connects with Celestia's exposed stomach
- >>She staggers back but you dont stop moving
- >>You sweep her legs from under her and she falls
- >>With a thud you stand over her
- >>Her spell fires and you hit the opposite wall
- >>As you fall she stands back on all four legs
- >>You land on your feet and crouch low
- >>Fire burns fierce in your eyes, she can see it
- >>She readies another spell
- >>And fires a ball of light at you
- >>Your eyes go wide as you dart to the left for safety
- >>It explodes into the wall and leaves a hole
- >>She was going to destroy the castle to kill you
- >>She meant business
- >>You run with the speed of Dash on legs, Celestia keeps firing balls of energy at you
- >>Each one is able to blow a hole in the wall
- >>Dont want to see what it does to flesh
- >>Really wish you kept that gun right about now
- >>Then they stop
- >>Celestia is gone, and you stand alone in the room
- >>You had a bad twitch about what was next
- >>You didn't even hear it really
- >>When you turned though, Celestia's fore hooves planted into your chest and forced you down
- >>"I should have done this in the first place!"
- >>Her horn glows and she flings you across the room with a flick of her head
- >>You stagger when you land
- >>A ball of energy greets you when you look up
- >>It pushes you into the wall, and through it before exploding
- >>It sends you into the courtyard and on your back
- >>"Damn Anon, your getting your ass kicked."
- "Fuck off Discord."
- >>You spit it out as you stand
- >>Celestia lands a few yards before you
- >>"Discord? That useless piece of trash?"
- >>You swear you heard him break something
- >>"That tears it, Anon give me control!"
- "Fuck no, are you crazy?!"
- >>"Only for a second so I can PERSONALLY pound her into the ground."
- >>Celestia fires another orb of energy
- >>You roll out of the way and face her again
- >>"Seriously human, who are you talking to?"
- >>She cocks her head to the side and squints at you
- >>Then she erupts into laughter
- "What...dare I ask...is so funny?"
- >>She stops long enough to re-compose herself
- >>"Your body is harboring Discords mind! So if I kill you then I also kill Discord with it."
- >>You stare at her dumbfounded
- >>No amount of happy water was going to down this
- >>Celestia stamps her fore hooves into the ground and the earth begins to shake under you
- >>Around her, she pulls large chunks of the ground up
- >>Already you didn't like where this was going
- >>"Now just be a good little human and die this time."
- >>And she begins to hurl them at you
- >>"Good luck with that Anon."
- >>Discord says over your shoulder as you run to avoid death
- >>His life was on the line with yours and he was acting fine
- >>Better than fine really
- "Damn you and your fucking magic!"
- >>You shout over the sounds of crumbling earth
- >>Fucking Celestia and her power
- >>Your smacked in the face with a smaller rock
- >>Stagger a bit, and just barely jump the next one at your feet
- >>She's stopped using large rocks
- >>Now its onto the small fuckers
- >>And they were getting annoying
- >>When you dodge one, another replaces it
- >>When you see that one replace it, one comes from behind and gets you
- >>You were taking a serious beating here
- >>She sends a large one at you, but you were too distracted to see it
- >>It connects to your stomach and pushes you into the wall
- "FUUCK!"
- >>It kept going, the pain was like ripping your stomach in half
- >>"Damn it Anon! Use my power for chaos sake!"
- "I would rather die!"
- >>"Gr, FINE! Consider it a handout then!"
- >>Your about to tell him no, but a surge of power begins to flow through your veins
- >>With a push you send the rock back to Celestia and stand once again
- >>The real fight begins
- >Equestria day 53
- >For the people that read my stuff, so sorry for the delay guys, was not good explaining magic
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- >>Power surged its way through your veins
- >>Each member of your body seemed to pulse with energy
- >>But it was cold energy
- >>Like it had a tainted feel to it
- >>That being said, it was chaos magic
- >>"There, that should be enough for you. Now go kill that bitch, and do it double for me."
- >>You felt Discord run a finger up your arm
- >>If this was going to be until death
- >>There were going to be guidelines for him
- "Yeah yeah, now explain how I use it."
- >>His face comes into your view and you about jump back
- >>"Your kidding right?"
- >>Discord shook his head and began to fade from existence
- >>"Just will it to be, and it will happen."
- >>His words echoed through your ears as he vanished into your mind
- >>Well, more like into your sub-conscious really
- >>Celestia stomped one of her fore-hooves into the ground
- >>The sky erupted into a violent lightning storm
- >>"TIMES UP HUMAN!!"
- >>Her voice boomed across the distance at you
- >>She was talking like Luna now, with that commanding shout and all
- >>Her horn brightened into a darker green
- >>The storm that formed in the sky opened like the eye of a tornado
- >>From the hole she hurled a meteor sized ball of energy at you
- >>Your eyes went wide at the sight of it
- >>There was no way to avoid it hitting you
- "Just will it to be then?"
- >>You stare dumbly at your hands
- >>If this didn't work, well, goodbye life
- >>There was going to be no way to avoid the death ball
- >>It was going to be harder to destroy it before it landed, or even worse, send it back to Celestia
- >>Throw your hands out in front of you and concentrate as much as you could on a wall, a wall to repel all magic energy
- >>Slowly sparks began to fly from your two open hands until a thin shield formed
- >>At first it was the size of a small shield, but the more you willed it, the bigger it got
- >>You just hopped it would be strong enough to block, or better, repel that thing
- >>For a moment, you could see Celestia's rage behind her death ball
- >>She was all buisiness now
- >>Then it slammed into your barrier hard
- >>You had just gotten it large enough to cover your body and slightly overlap your head
- >>But fuck was it pushing you back
- >>Everything that wasn't protected was vaporizing on the spot
- >>The ground around you began to burn into a black ash, before eventually just become non-existant
- >>There was no way to tell when you would be in the clear
- >>If this was just the beginning, the middle, or the end
- >>All you could do was pray your shield held up and-
- >>Crack
- >>You groan at the sudden sound
- >>The barrier you set was cracking up
- >>And the more you worried about it, the more it cracked up
- >>A splittering crack was heard, followed by another
- >>Her magic energy was slipping through
- >>One beam singed your arm, the smell of burned flesh filled the air
- >>Damn did it sting, fuck that, it BURNED
- >>The light around you stopped
- >>Your eyes re-adjusted to the darkness of the night
- >>You drop the barrier that was protecting you
- >>And staring back at you is a dumbfounded Celestia
- >>"Human, you...servived that?"
- >>All thanks to Discord, strangely enough, you find yourself thinking that
- >>But thanks would have to be given after you won this
- >>Celestia was a hard opponent, but you should be able to fight her on even grounds now
- >>Or even better
- >>Above her level
- "Nevermind how I did it, just know I wont lose now."
- >>You want something to attack her with
- >>Something like that ball of energy she used
- >>But much more fast, something like...
- >>Like a bullet
- >>You thrust a hand out to Celestia, open palm
- >>Dark energy began to swirl into your palm
- >>It formed a ball
- >>Need to be shot at her
- >>Concentrate, like a bullet
- >>Like a bullet
- >>Like a bulle-
- >>BAM
- >>The thing just exploded in your hand without warning
- >>All the power that was being charged just released and it sent you on your ass
- >>You shake your head and jump back on your feet
- >>The hand that was holding the energy seemed unharmed, so that was good
- >>But Celestia was laughing her ass off across you
- "What the hell is so damn funny?!"
- >>She about falls over
- >>You resist the urge to smack her across the face
- >>"Your still learning how to use magic! That little thing you did was just luck, so this should be easy."
- >>She whips her head at you, her horn glew a dark green once again
- >>Clamps tightened around your body
- >>She bound you in pure white binds
- >>"Now just stand still this time, it wont take long human."
- >>You were getting tired of being called 'human' by a fucking alicorn
- >>Even if it was the god of this world
- >>The binds began to loosen
- >>"What? What are you..."
- >>Your hands tightened into fists
- >>THe bounds holding you fizzled and exploded, in its own special way
- "I TOLD you before, MY NAME IS ANON!"
- >>You throw your hand out in front of you, open palm
- >>The energy swirls to the center much faster than before
- >>In an instant, you formed a ball of energy much like Celestia had
- >>But you weren't a fool, these could be avoided as easily as you had done so
- >>The ball stretched and glew inside
- >>Throwing it would be stupid, forming it would take time
- >>Instead you were going to shoot it like a beam
- >>The ball exploded outwards and from the center shot a large purple glowing beam of energy
- >>All you had put into the orb was being fired like a lazer
- >>You could see Celestia shield herself with her large wings
- >>When the blast hit, it acted much like your barrier had done
- >>THe energy that hit it either stopped dead or flowed around her large alicorn wings
- >>She was using them like a shield
- >>And when the energy ran out, she merely opened her now scorched wings
- >>Unharmed
- >>"Was that all then?"
- >>This bitch of a god was really getting on your nerves, that and her smug attitude
- >>She tossed her head to the side, her mane seemed to follow with a mind of its own
- >>The experience with magic that she had far out matched you
- >>Which meant you had to rely on the one thing you had that nop0ny else did
- >>Hands
- >>The energy swirled into a ball in your right hand once again
- >>Since you had no idea what would happen if you did this, or if it would even work
- >>You start dead sprint at her
- >>She looks at you with utter boredom in her eyes
- >>It was getting on your last nerve when she saw you like that
- >>When you were two steps from her, the hand holding the orb tightened into a fist
- >>The ball was shattered in the process and the energy that it held oozed from the lines in your hand
- >>She noticed and was going to rear back
- >>Too slow, you were upon her in an instant
- >>You toss your weight forward, and send a perfect right hook into the side of her head
- >>It felt like you just took a block of concrete and dropped it on a rabbit
- >>When your foot lands you anchor it there and drive your elbow as hard as you could between her eyes
- >>Her head rocks back and she stumbles
- >>Using your hands you grabbed her unicorn horn with one hand and the back of her head with the other
- >>In one swift move you jam your right knee into her chin
- >>There was a sickening snap of bone, from you or her, that could not be told
- >>Adrenaline was rushing through your body, you felt no pain
- >>Your left hand releases her head and you pull back to put another punch to her face
- >>Her eyes flash open and she roars at you
- >>It about tears your eardrums out and in a panic you let go of her horn
- >>Everything around her body flew back with the shockwave she produced
- >>You land on your feet and hands in a slight crouch, skidding to a stop
- >>Her head was low, the mane and tail that once had such an unearthly glow stopped flowing in the air
- >>Blood dripped from her mouth, you could swear you heard it plop on the ground
- >>She takes a step forward, the whole world seemed to shake when it hit
- >>"Human...YOUR DEATH SHALL BE AS SLOW AND PAINFUL AS MAGICALLY POSSIBLE, AND I SHALL MAKE SURE YOU SUFFER FOR EVERY MOMENT
- YOU SET FOOT IN MY LAND!"
- >>She always had something up her sleeve, but this was different
- >>The air around you hummed with an unsettling beat, the pressure around you kept increasing, it felt like your head was going to explode
- >>Everything around that you could see was filled with darkness
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- >>Your eyes filled with a dim light
- >>under your feet, you stood on a glassy black surface, nothing like the dirt courtyard you had destroyed moments ago
- >>Across from you stood a feral looking Celestia
- "Where are we Celestia?"
- >>Her growl is enough to silence you
- >>"This is my world Human. I shall erase you from it!"
- >>Her magic light floods your eyes once more, but you endure it
- >>You would make her see you were not just a mere human for her to erase
- >>No matter what she threw at you
- >>It would be repeled and you would still stand
- >>Discords chaos magic swirled at your feet with a mind of its own
- >>Celestia pounded her fore-hoof into the floor, changing it under your feet
- >>From the obsidian like serface into a grass field
- >>There were tree's and mountains and the such all around
- >>Above your head pulsed a red-orange sun
- >>The heat seemed to sap your energy from your body
- >>It was her world, she had control over everything in here
- >>Everything but you, and she was going to erase that
- "Thats why you brought me here. To kill me faster."
- >>You muttered as you finalized your surroundings
- >>More or less this was an everlasting place of her making
- >>Something crunched and shook behind you
- >>Celestia was holding up a mountain with her magic
- >>And she tossed the whole thing at you
- >>Anon meet general mountain
- >>Energy swirled around your hands
- >>There would be no way to dodge this thing, it easily topped that range the minute you saw it
- >>And you were fairly sure that any shield you made would easily break in a second
- >>This was general boulder and he was going to kill you
- >>Like a bug...a really small bug
- >>The energy in your hands pulsed with anticipation
- >>You throw your hands out infront of you and brace for anything
- >>The energy lights up in a light purple aura and enveloped your body
- >>The mountain came up on you and slammed into the one behind it
- >>You stood in the same spot, unmoved
- >>"How?!"
- >>You stare at your hands, the chaos magic was smoking and ghost-like
- >>That mountain should have been split in two, but what happened
- >>You dont even know either
- >>"No matter, there are many more ways for your death."
- >>Her horn glew its dark green color once more
- >>Your head snapped to attention when something pierced your stomach
- >>It stopped half-way through and when you were able to look at it
- >>What had stabbed you was an energy spike, only a few inches in diameter
- >>You spat a glob of blood on the ground and yanked the spike out with your left hand
- >>Acting like a badass
- >>But pain raced from your new open wound and you fought the urge to wince
- >>Warm blood trickled down your skin, the feel made you shiver inside
- >>But there was no way you would look weak infront of Celestia
- >>You were Anon, and there was no way you would submit to her anymore
- "Sorry Celestia, but you'll need more to kill me."
- >>Your energy filled the spike, turning it an off purple and blue color
- >>With one heave you threw the spike back at Celestia
- >>She mearly gave a 'hmph' and put her wing out to stop it
- "Gotcha."
- >>The spike exploded into a cloud of energy shrapnel
- >>It went in all directions and forced Celestia to cover herself with both wings on initial reaction
- >>With your superior speed you made a dash for her while she was distracted
- >>The moment her wings spread open your foot crashed into her snout
- >>You thought you heard something crack again, maybe teeth
- >>Her head reared back in pain and you re-planted your foot on the ground
- >>With a twist you grabbed her head and tossed her over your shoulder
- >>Fuck was she heavy
- >>This was no damn p0ny, this was like fighting a horse from back home
- >>A flying, magical, kill you in a stare kind of horse
- >>Fuck your life
- >>With a heave you sent her over your shoulder and she fell to the ground on her back
- >>You wish her wings had been broken from the impact, but they still moved around
- >>No matter really, she was a grounded p0ny anyways
- >>Energy formed around your fist and you drove it down to her head
- >>The feel of her skull cracking under your might would have been enough
- >>But that contact never happened
- >>Your fist smashed into the ground under her
- >>She flashed away in the blink of an eye
- >>Not like Twilight had where she teleports in a bright flash
- >>Celestia just vanished without you realizing it
- >>Something smashed into your back and pinned you to the ground
- >>You struggled to get it off but no matter what you tried
- >>No matter how you turned, pushed, shoved, nothing worked
- >>It began to dig into your back and you held back a yell
- >>Then it let up pressure and kicked you across the field
- >>You couldn't even scramble to your feet before Celestia's hoof slammed you back down
- >>This time you were facing her
- >>She had this feral look in her eyes, like you were some murderer that slaughtered her family or something
- >>Her horn glew with magic and she began to form an energy ball at the end
- >>"I AM THROUGH PLAYING HUMAN!"
- >>Her blood specked your face when she talked
- >>Must have really done some good damage there
- >>Then you came to the realization of where you stood
- >>She had you pinned to the ground and was going to kill you with one of those big energy orbs
- >>"Where did all that courage go to, Human?"
- >>You were scared shitless
- >>Your arm moved a little and she stomped onto it with her other hoof
- >>A silent cry of pain escaped your mouth
- >>Her other hoof moved to your other arm and kept you pinned
- >>With the fear of death, your new wounds, and the consant pressure on your arms
- >>Crying in pain was sounding good about now
- >>The orb expanded in size, it was about as big as your head now
- >>Its glow was sign enough that she was going to end it here
- >>But your legs were free
- >>Her eyes met yours, hers with fury, yours with fear
- >>She reared back and the orb grew once more, twice as big as your head
- >>Only one shot, otherwise you were dead
- >>You raised your legs to your chest and pushed her chest as hard as you could
- >>She fell back on her back hooves as she went airborn
- >>There was no time to get to your feet
- >>Energy swirled to your right hand, as you raised it to her, you could see her strain to concentrate
- >>At your wills command the energy fired in a beam and smashed into her horn
- >>Not the place you were aiming for but it passed
- >>Your energy just bounced off her horn but her concentration was broken
- >>The orb she had been forming discharged on her
- >>Energy flew all over the place in bolts
- >>The world began to melt and dissolve once more
- >>One of the bolts flew at you
- >>You shut your eyes and threw your hands up to block it
- >>The world seemed to stop
- >>And you hit something hard
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- >>You lay on your stomach once more at the courtyard of canterlot castle
- >>In one hand you gripped the grass as pain shot through your body
- >>Adrenaline seemed to wear off long ago, leaving you there to cope without
- >>Actually it seemed more like you just entered this body
- >>You manage to get on a knee
- >>Blood had painted the grass under you crimson
- >>You had three more holes in you, along with the crushed internal organs
- >>When you eventually got around to standing, you couldn't help but puke up blood again
- >>The feeling killed you inside
- >>Like you had just vomited out your organs
- >>Your eyes spotted Celestia in a heap across the yard
- >>Slowly you dragged your feet to her
- >>Each step seemed to take so much to do
- >>All your energy had been sapped
- >>Any adrenaline you had been using was gone from your system
- >>Once more on your way you had to puke up more blood
- >>By now you had to have lost enough to pass out
- >>Or so you thought, every mind played tricks on the host
- >>But yours also had Discord for company
- >>Last step lets out a soft crunch of grass and leaves
- >>Celestia looked up at you
- >>She was in no better shape than you
- >>Blood all over both of you, still bleeding wounds, lost all energy
- >>Your not sure how you did it though
- >>You beat a god at her own game, through dumb luck no less
- >>In her eyes you could see it though, pain and fear
- >>There was one last thing to do here though
- >>You positioned your hand over her head, energy swirled around your open palm
- >>She could see what you were going to do, Discord knew what you were going to do
- >>What you had come to do would be done, you would end it all
- >>Right here, right now
- >Equestria day 53
- >The ending does not come across the way I originally wanted it to. Sorry bout that guys T-T
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- >>Your heart raced in your chest
- >>The tension in the air could be cut with a knife
- >>Here you stand, the winner of the battle
- >>You alone held Celestia's life in your hands
- >>In a heartbeat you could kill her here
- >>End everything she caused and would cause
- >>The energy in your hand finally formed
- >>Discord was standing over your shoulder, you could feel his breath
- >>None of you were moving
- >>Your fingers twitched
- >>In your mind, this was what you wanted it to come to
- >>To kill Celestia
- >>For bringing you to this world she saved your life
- >>Then she banished you a month after, content to let you live a life in that monocolored world
- >>When you were gone, she lied about banishing you away
- >>It made you furrious inside at what she put you through
- >>Things she put you through two days after you became human
- >>Memories you wish you could forget
- >>The mental torture of it all
- >>She tried to break you like Discord had
- >>Only this was for her own research, not for gain like Discord
- >>When you got back, all you could think of was revenge
- >>And now that you stood here
- >>You hesitated
- >>When you first killed someone was back in your old world
- >>The feel of it, taking that persons life
- >>It made you sick to your stomach
- >>You didn't want to imagine what would happen here though
- >>Killing Celestia would end her chapter and begin yours
- >>You could live in this world without her watching you
- >>But what would others think
- >>They would probably kill you because of this, no matter your reasons
- >>You grit your teeth
- >>You came back to get revenge on Celestia, so you could live here
- >>Live in this beautiful world
- >>But you couldn't go through with it
- >>No, not that you couldn't go through
- >>Something in the back of your mind was sreaming its way to you
- >>"Do not forget thyself in there."
- >>Do not forget yourself
- >>Those were Luna's words before she left you
- >>She knew you, on a level even you couldn't reach
- >>Or didn't want to reach
- >>What could she see in you, what did she mean
- >>Not to lose yourself, you never lost sight of anything since coming here
- >>It was all clear when you set foot on the caste grounds
- >>You came here to win the right to live here with everyone
- >>Everyone like...Dash
- >>A memory lifted itself to your eyes
- >>You stood in the chamber once more, on the cloudsdale platform
- >>Dash was looking at you
- >>Your mouth moved on its own, but no words came out
- >>In your mind you could hear them
- >>You spoke to that image the reason you came to this world
- >>To be with Dash
- >>That was why you were here, you came to Celestia to win that freedom
- >>Not to...
- >>Kill her
- >>The energy you had in your hand fizzled away
- >>Celestia looked at you, both with confusion and fear
- >>Instead you offer your hand to her in a gesture of kindness
- >>You came here to begin a life, not end one
- >>Luna saw this, but you could not
- >>She knew what you were going to do here, what was going through your mind
- >>But you were not that kind of person
- >>And she knew this
- >>You had to thank her later for it
- >>Celestia looked at you dumbstruck
- >>A small smile crept up on you, slow and true
- >>Any revenge that you wanted left in your body was gone
- >>It became the farthest thing in your mind
- >>All you wanted now was a life here, with Dash at your side
- >>Celestia looked from your hand to you, and back, and back even more
- >>She could not believe what was in her face
- >>You had her on the ground, to be executed and now you were offering her your hand
- >>She slowly moved her fore-hoof out
- >>But something stuck you across the face, sending you to the ground
- >>You fell with a loud thud, and withered in pain
- >>Without much energy to stand back up too, it took all you had to drag yourself to Celestia
- >>Discord stood over you in an anger
- >>You realize that he had sent you across the ground
- >>Meaning he could still hurt you, even in your mind
- >>Fuck
- >>"The hell, the hell IS this Anon?! Get back on your feet and KILL HER!"
- >>You spit blood into the grass, turning it into that beautiful and disgusting crimson
- "Sorry Discord, that never was my plan."
- >>He seems to recoil at that statement, then just shakes his head
- >>Lucky you two share the same body or he would just kill you
- >>"I cant believe you did all that just to chicken out."
- "I didn't chicken out, I came to my senses."
- >>His foot sails into your ribs
- >>You curl into a ball from the pain, the taste of blood fills your mouth once more
- >>"Then you wont be needing anymore of my power then."
- >>You can feel him suck back the power he gave you, like he was drawing blood from your veins, the feel was creepy
- >>A wave of exhaustion overcomes you
- >>The world seems to fade again, you swear you hear laughing
- >>Must be Discord, laughing at your weakness
- >>Everything goes black, you half wish it would just stay that way
- >>But it wont
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- >>Your senses are coming back to you
- >>At first you just feel yourself on something soft and plush
- >>A bed perhaps, your body is warm so you assume so
- >>There were some voices in the backround, at first they were quiet
- >>But as you became more awake you heard them much more distinctly
- >>Luna and Celestia were talking to your right
- >>Fuck it, you need to know where you are
- >>You slowly open your eyes
- >>Light floods your vision, dim light though
- >>Behind it is a white wall, makes it even worse
- >>A small groan escapes your lips
- >>Next to you, you hear a hush and then silence
- >>You go to sit up, the process sends pain up your body
- >>It makes you wince but you manage to sit up, though in pain no less
- >>"Anon, you are awake already?"
- >>You turn to see a surprised Luna and Celestia
- >>Yes in that order, you consider Luna the better of the two now
- >>Or atleast for now
- "Y-yeah, should I be?"
- >>You look at them with confusion, they stare at you with shock
- >>Now that you got a good look at yourself, and them, a thought occured
- >>Why were you all bandaged up and in bed, but Celestia was out and about like nothing happened
- >>Did she really shake that off like Dash shook of hangovers
- >>"Anon, it has only been 2 hours since I found thee and Celestia in the courtyard."
- >>Two hours, you were out for two hours
- >>That was hard to believe, even under your standards
- >>You put a hand behind you to keep yourself proped up
- >>It hurt to sit, it hurt a lot
- "So I guess everyone knows what happened here then?"
- >>The two sisters look at each other for a moment
- >>Celestia gives Luna a nod and she turns to you
- >>"No Anon, I am the only other that knows."
- >>Thats a relief, a huge one
- >>"But would'st thou tell us what happened from thy view?"
- >>You gulp, they both knew what happened
- >>But they wanted to know from your view, why you did it
- >>You really didn't want to tell them, but
- >>Things could go south fast if you refused
- "Alright, here's the truth then..."
- >>You figure you should start from the beginning, after you defeated Discord
- >>What you felt when Celestia saved you from death that time, first joy, then hate
- >>When you woke in your world and how you kept your memory of Dash
- >>The discovery that this world ran parallel to your old world
- >>Of the race to get to the portal before you were caught
- "Soon that portal will be gone though, they've been fighting over it for years now."
- >>And since you went through, well, they were going to make sure it was gone
- >>Forever
- >>Then you move onto the champer you fell into
- >>How it about tested you for coming there
- >>You left out the part with Dash though, keep it a secret from even them
- >>Until you could tell her yourself
- >>"The chamber of truth..."
- >>You look at Celestia in surprise
- >>She has yet to say anything
- "What's the chamber of truth?"
- >>"It came from an old mares tale, about connecting two worlds. But only those true to their hearts could get through. We thought the last one had vanished years ago."
- >>You think on that for a moment
- >>That place seemed to always ask why you came, guess it only let those worthy come through
- >>"Please contiue Anon."
- >>You nod and begin your story again
- >>Of waking up in Zecora's hut after passing out, and finding your way back to P0nyville
- >>Seeing Twilight, Pinkie and Fluttershy again
- >>Through Twilight you had learned what happened after you had left
- >>Well, you only learned what Celestia had said about you and how long it had been
- "Which reminds me, how could a week go by in this world but not in,"
- >>You dont want to say 'my' world
- "The other world?"
- >>Celestia sighs
- >>"Because Anon, you had to be sent back to the moment you left. The spell it took to send you back to that moment took one week to finish."
- "So time really flows the same here then?"
- >>"Quite the opposite Anon. Time here flows slower than your worlds. If what you said is true, only a few seconds happened here after you awoke and found the portal back."
- >>Now you were dumbstruck
- >>The differences in time between the two worlds was confusing
- >>But never the less, you continued the story
- >>The train ride to Canterlot, and learning about Discord being in your mind
- >>What was in your mind when you confronted Celestia
- >>Then the battle and how you took on Discords power
- "Honestly, without it I would be dead out there. But with it, I'm afraid to use it."
- >>The two alicorns nod a bit
- >>You finish the recap with Celestia's dimension and then breaking out of it
- >>Finally to standing as the victor
- "Really, I just came to my senses then. When I first came to this world from mine, it was to live here."
- >>With Dash
- "Not to kill anyone. Really at first I wanted answers, and from there, it just got worse. Until we were at each others throats."
- >>You softly chuckle at the thought
- >>The more you wished for something, the more it took your mind
- >>Until you did something for it you cant take back
- >>It was nature to wish for something so much that it controled you
- >>But you were able to stop yourself from that, before you went down that road
- "But I dont understand how Discord could have hit me like that. His pressance in my mind was all I could feel, but now, he can physically hurt me."
- >>The two sisters share an uneasy glance
- >>They knew why
- >>"Well Anon-"
- >>"When Discord gives you power, you have to give something in return. Even though he said you could get it for free, he still had to get something. In this case, he got the ability to cause you physical harm."
- >>You stare at the two of them wide-eyed
- >>If Discord was around, you would beat the hell out of him
- >>He was going to abuse that power so much
- "Is there any way to reverse it?"
- >>"If Discord took back his power than he can no longer harm you."
- >>A relief for once
- >>You couldn't shake the feeling that wasn't how it really ended
- >>But for now, he was out of your hair
- >>"Anon..."
- >>You turn to look at Celestia
- >>But she seemed different from before, actually, a lot different
- >>She had this sincere look in her eyes, now that you mention it, she called you by name
- >>That would be...a first
- >>"I just want to say...I'm sorry."
- >>Wat
- >>No like really, what
- >>This must be a dream, there was no way
- >>"I mistook your species as something less of ours. That you were all a bunch of primal beasts that knew no kindness or compassion. I was wrong, and you've proved that to me."
- >>Not that you should take credit for that
- >>The world you came from, the one filled with other humans
- >>She summed up everything about them right there
- >>You were just different from those other humans, enough for her to take notice
- "Celestia, you dont have to-"
- >>She shook her head
- >>"No, I must. I took you for a being less than myself. Less than any creature in my kingdom, and I was wrong. Anon, truly I am sorry. And would be honored if you would stay in our kingdom for as long as you'd like."
- >>Now you knew you were dreaming
- >>Where's the wire in the room, where's the camera
- >>This was not real, just could not be
- >>You dreamed it all, yeah thats it, your back in your world
- >>And when you blink it will all just go back to being-
- >>
- >>Well, guess this was real
- >>And that meant you must have really hit Celestia hard in the head
- "I..I just..."
- >>Come on man, dont blow this
- >>This was your world now -- your home, dont fuck it up
- "It would be an honor to live in your kingdom Celestia."
- >>A sense of gentle happiness is all you can tell
- >>She was truly sorry this time, that or she had a good poker face
- >>One or the other, you got your wish
- >>Your life in Equestria was finalized and you were living here forever
- >>"You will always be welcome in our court, Anon. Luna, if you would tend to Anons wounds please. I must attend to repairing the courtyard for now."
- >>And with that Celestia left you and Luna alone in the room
- >>She turned to you and her horn began to glow
- >>Your skin itched like crazy as her magic invaded your body
- >>It tingled and pulsed at every cell, repairing the damage that had occured
- "Luna..."
- >>She looked up at you, her magic never faultering
- "I just....Thank you. For everything."
- >>A small smile crept onto her face
- >>"What does't thou mean, Anon?"
- "You know, what you said back there. You really saved me from..."
- >>You couldn't finish it, you didn't want to think about it anymore
- >>But Luna just looked at you confused
- >>"Anon, I never saved thou from anything."
- "Yes you did! Before I faced Celestia you told me not to forget myself."
- >>She mearly shook her head
- >>"I am sorry, but those words were not thine."
- >>Key word, were not
- >>You stare at Luna, but she keeps her kind smile as she heals your wounds
- >>It gives you time to mull around at what she said
- >>That she didn't help you, but she had
- >>She knew she had, but was she trying to tell you more
- >>That maybe, even without her help
- >>You would have saved yourself from that evil
- >>The itching stops, her horn quits its glow
- >>"How is that Anon?"
- >>You snap out of your thoughts long enough to hear here words
- >>With hesitation you stretch your arms around
- >>No pain
- >>You toss the covers off and jump out of the bed to your feet
- >>No pain
- >>With a smile you spin around and beam at Luna
- "Thank you Luna."
- >>Thats all you can say now
- >>You say it over and over in your mind, thank you
- >>But really it wasn't just her, it was everyone
- >>Everyone kept you sane, they were all in need of some thanks when you got back
- >>"'Twas not a problem, Anon. But thou would best get home before the first snow."
- "First snow?"
- >>"Yes, winter is upon us now. As the first snow is always the worst in Equestria, thou should leave at once."
- >>At a heartbeat you remember the snow from your house
- >>How it was piled up to cover the whole thing, make a giant icecube more or less
- >>Bet you guys dont even remember THAT from the story
- >>You take the shoes from under the bed and slip them on
- >>Then you double take at the clothes you were wearing
- >>All new
- >>You give Luna a questioned look, but she waves you off with a hoof
- >>A smile on your face you leave the room, and the castlegrounds all together
- >>Catching the train back to P0nyville
- >>With a sigh of relief you reflect on everything thats happened so far
- >>You hold your hand in front of your face
- >>The energy you held once before
- >>How that power felt when you had it, it was...
- >>Madness
- >>Now it was gone, not that you could care
- >>Nothing would ever make you hold that again
- >>The things Discord could have given you, would have driven you over the edge
- >>And made you become another Discord in turn
- >>Discord Two....yeah right
- >>Something moved to your right
- >>On instinct you tumble from your chair and raise your arm up
- >>Energy swirls around your open palm and forms a ball
- >>With a yelp you shake your hand and fall back
- >>You stare wide-eyed at your hand once more
- >>A slight chuckle could be heard off in the distance
- "Discord...you..."
- >>Nothing would ever be the same again
- >>This was never going to end for you
- >>Never
- >Equestria day 60
- >Again, not the best chapter
- ---------------------
- >>A whole week has passed since your fight with Celestia
- >>A whole fucking week
- >>In that time, just like Luna had said, you got your ass snowed in
- >>Got it snowed in hard, could not open the front door
- >>What was worse was there was no heating in the house
- >>It was your fireplace and stove that gave you heat
- >>Fucking hell you've been freezing your balls off in this crap
- >>Never knew winter would be such a bitter bitch here
- >>In your world it was just snow and people would shovel it off like it was no big deal
- >>Here, people huddle in their houses and wait it out
- >>Come on, if you had a shovel you would go and tear it all to shreads out there
- >>A cold winter morning greeted you when you woke
- >>You had practically been in hybernation mode for a week
- >>Nothing to do but eat and watch the fire, sleep was the next best thing
- >>Well, that and trying to figure out your mind was your best friend
- >>Creepy enough was that Discord has been out of your mind for the whole week
- >>Ever since you formed that energy on the train you sort of stopped hearing from him
- >>Oh his pressance was there, it would always be
- >>But his voice, his witty one-liners, were all gone
- >>Hell if you didn't know better you'd say you missed the guy
- >>Even if he wanted to take control of your body and use it to cause total hell to all of Equestria
- >>You missed him and his personality
- >>Weird thing to say
- >>Moving on brain, moving on
- >>The time alone has also let you think on your situation here
- >>First off, there was the need for a job
- >>You were no Earth P0ny, much less could find the courage to work on Applejacks farm
- >>All kidding aside, the rape attempts over the week were annoying
- >>Celestia was not behind it, that was a given
- >>Now the better question would be on, why
- >>Still, not working there, wouldn't be strong enough anyways
- >>In the other world you worked on computers a lot, so, unless they invent those good luck
- >>Cant go push clouds around like you wanted to
- >>Not much of a cook, hell, you would make a bad dish washer at that
- >>The crap at your house was seven feet high of a pile of...well..crap
- >>So, scratch working with Pinkie, Rainbow, Applejack
- >>You could work with Fluttershy, albeit being with all those animals would take some getting used to
- >>But she wasn't the kind to pay you so...
- >>Fuck there goes that good idea
- >>Leaving two options, being with Twilight in her library
- >>Or going with Rarity in her boutique
- >>Both were bottom list for your things you wanted to do
- >>So come spring you were going to have to scrap the barrel, so to speak
- >>One of them would hire you for a job, so you hope
- "Fuck, why cant they just skip winter?"
- >>You sit up on your couch, so far its become your second bed
- >>Being the only thing besides the floor next to the fireplace, fuck you would be freezing
- >>Fuck when is nothing in this house freezing, where was some magic when you needed it
- >>And Discord if you offer it, your getting a knee in the face
- >>Moving onwards, you toss another log on the fire, keep it going
- >>Nice of them to have packed your house with firewood for the season
- >>Not sure if it was for another p0ny that would move into your house, or if it was for storage
- >>Or even if it was after you came back to Equestria
- >>Either way, someone cared for you
- >>Your heart about skips a beat at the mere thought of someone caring for you
- >>Hoping it was Dash that did
- >>Dammit, drive that from your mind
- >>First priority was finding out if she cared for you...in that way
- >>Second then would be to survive this fucking snow storm
- >>What you would give to have a minute to talk to somep0ny, anyp0ny
- >>Not sure if Applejack would fit into that range, but hey, something to do
- >>You were a bit sick of just sitting her by a fire with your thoughts floating around
- >>Get up, eat something, sit down, think, fall asleep
- >>All you have done in the past week was that
- >>It was starting to fall routine, and it was begining to drive you mad
- >>And just like an angel answered your prayers, or Celestia was sending you a welcome basket
- >>A faint knock at your door
- >>Fuck it had better be good too, if it was Applefuck, then well
- >>Some problems were to be had
- >>You get to the door and begin to unbolt it
- >>Since Applejack seems to be able to just kick your doors in, you've found the time to create some ingenious bolt locks
- >>Albeit, not the best, but they seem to work for the moment
- >>Until she toughens up that buck of hers
- >>Then it was time for door shopping
- >>Another thing you wanted to do after this was over, get a door with a peephole
- >>Something you should have done when you first lived in P0nyville, but fuck you just put it off
- >>Now you were stuck in the open just hoping its not Appleja-
- >>The moment you open the door, even just a crack, something shoots right through
- >>Wind howls through the opening and you force the thing shut
- >>Behind you is a cold and shaking Rainbow Dash
- >>Your heart about leaps to your throat at the sight
- >>Her mane was covered in snow, and from the heat, was starting to drip wet
- >>"Hey Anon!"
- >>She parks herself right in front of your fireplace
- "What are you doing..?"
- >>Not sure what she was doing here, or how she got through for that matter
- >>It was a pegasus job to control weather, but still, it was like
- >>Eight feet deep out there, and that was just what you could see from the window
- >>"Oh come on! Couldn't let my bro be without company could I?"
- >>Really she could have, it would have made you a little sad inside, but still could have
- "Thanks bro."
- >>You half smile
- >>She gets up and dumps the contents of her saddlebag to the ground
- >>Fucking movies and booze
- >>Just like old times, like old times indeed
- >>"Think your up to it bro?"
- >>Your spirt sort of fizzles when she calls you bro, but still, would not have it any other way
- >>Settle your ass down on the couch
- "If your ready to admit your gonna lose, then alright."
- >>She punches you with a hoof then pops in one of the videos she brought in
- >>The two of you lounge around on the couch watching movies and drinking booze for the rest of the day
- >>She's drunk, your drunk, the tv is drunk, the reader is drunk
- >>Not sure what time it was, way to late that was a given
- >>Your attempts to tell her were met with, well, drunk logic
- >>
- >>"Hey Dash, you wana.*hic*..um..go do something...."
- >>"Something? You mean li- *hic* -ke hang out or somethin?
- >>"Y-yeah, like hang ou- *hic* -t."
- >>"Sure, no problem for my *hic* bro."
- >>
- >>"Maybe Twilight can *hic* get you a cloud walki- *hic* - ng spell going."
- >>"Eh, why's that?"
- >>"Hang out at my *hic* place bro!"
- >>Heart about stops
- >>"You wouldn't *hic* mind?"
- >>"Nah, just bros being *hic* bros!"
- >>"Yeah, bros being bros...*hic*.."
- >>
- >>Whenever she called you her 'bro' you sort of fizzled
- >>About the eighth movie or so, you lost count at Daring Doo and the something for the soul gem or something
- >>You were drunk off your rocker, she was no better -- or was a good lier
- >>"Bro, you REALLY cant hold your *hic* booze anymore, can ya?"
- "Says the one half drunk."
- >>A bottle hits your lap, not sure how it got there
- >>Your drunk mind was still stalling on Confess.exe
- >>"Prove it."
- >>Fuck it
- >>You twist the cap off and chug the whole damn thing
- >>She looks at you half dazed drunk and half amused drunk
- "Your turn."
- >>You plop a bottle in her lap
- >>And thus began a drinking contest between the two of you
- >>One bottle, two bottles, three bottles and so on and so forth
- >>Until, well
- >>You have no idea what happened after that...twelfth one
- >>Or maybe it was the eighteenth one, hell who knew
- >>The tv was, or has been static for the longest time now
- >>You didn't have it in you to get up and throw another movie on
- >>Most of the time you spent with Dash was spent trying to find a way to tell her how you really felt
- >>Each time you tried, it ended up on...well, not what you wanted
- >>Now she was passed out on your chest
- >>Fuck your life
- >>Your heart raced, it felt like it would explode any second
- >>Here sat your love, on your chest
- >>Her rainbow mane was soft to the touch, her breath was warm on your shirt fabric
- >>Damn was she cute like this
- >>A little lump of cyan fur than just...just
- >>Boner, we are not on speaking terms right now
- >>Fuck you I do what I want
- >>You lightly stroke Dashes mane, soft to the touch
- >>A light shiver runs up your spine
- >>Have to man up and tell her eventually
- >>You gaze at her state once more, its so cute the way she sleeps
- >>Alright, tomorrow morning you would tell her
- >>No more fucking around with it
- >>It was eating your mind just thinking about what could happen if you did
- >>In your drunken state, thinking was not the best option
- >>That you found out a long time ago
- >>With a sigh you rock your head back
- >>Staring at you from the kitchen was the calendar
- >>From here it was hard to find out the date, but one of the little boxes popped out at you
- >>It made you laugh inside really
- >>Mentally you give Dash a kiss goodnight as you mutter to yourself
- "Happy Hearths Warming Eve."
- >>In your mind you shed a tear of happiness
- >>As you drift to sleep
- >>It's the best one you've had all week
- >Equestria day 60
- >Next up is some light comedy before we throw things again
- ---------------------
- >>Your dreams brought you comfort during the cold night
- >>Well, that and Dashs body heat from laying on you
- >>For the love of free bacon, she was like a heating mat
- >>And it crept its way through your dreams
- >>At first you were back home, dreaming of what you used to do
- >>Now and then, Rainbow would be there in the backround
- >>Finaly you ended up with her in the park
- >>This dream was starting to get weird
- >>But fuck it, you were loving it
- >>In your hand you hold a hoof ring, your on one knee
- >>The heart in your chest was pounding
- >>She was here with you, she was your special p0ny
- >>Her lips moved, but the words that came out were not hers
- >>"Anon."
- >>Lunas sudden voice had you fall backwards
- >>Your eyes jolted open and you stared around your house
- >>Luna was looking over you with a questionable glance
- "Luna?! How did- Where did you- What are you doing here?!"
- >>Something was wrong here though, Dash was no longer on you
- >>You bolt up right away and start looking for her
- >>Luna puts a hoof on your shoulder
- >>"Relax thyself Anon. Rainbow Dash is asleep upstairs."
- >>That sort of sets your mind at ease, that part at least
- >>Now for the other part
- >>You go to open your mouth to ask but she puts her hoof up again
- >>"While my sister sleeps, I have come to thee to speak the truth."
- >>Truth, what truth
- >>What did she mean by speaking the truth
- >>Had Celestia been holding something back from you after that talk
- >>Did she really change
- >>You keep a straight face, but inside, your shaking like a leaf in a storm
- >>"I know thou has had many answers withheld. While my sister sleeps, I shall tell thou everything."
- >>She was going to tell you everything you wanted to know
- >>Hell, after coming back to P0nyville, that seemed to fade from your mind
- >>Wanting to know just wasn't what you wanted
- >>Celestia did things for her own reasons, there was no way another could understand
- >>But, there were some things you wanted to know about
- "Ok, when I fist arrived I was a pegasus. Why?"
- >>Lunas eyes dart away for a moment
- >>"That would be because of me."
- >>She looks a bit embarrassed, but you cant tell much
- >>You cock your head to the side and stare at her blankly
- >>What did she mean by that anyways
- >>"When I had first learned of the intention of my sisters plan, I wished that pain to not reach whatever being she brought in. With my magic, I made it so what she pulled into our world changed to match one of us. When thou set foot in our land, my magic changed thy form to a pegasus, but it expired sooner than anticipated. For that I am sorry."
- >>She looks sincere now, god what was it with the appologies now
- >>Through her magic, you were a pegasus for a short time
- >>But it expired on you and landed you right in Celestias waiting arms
- >>Also with Celestia, you met Luna who was-- at the time, your unannounced savior
- >>It was because of her that you met every friend you knew
- >>Countless times over, she has somehow been the hidden force behind you
- >>Keeping you on the right path, keeping you safe, giving you a life
- >>The thought wormed its way to your mouth
- "Why have you been helping me like this?"
- >>A smile creeps to her lips, but it leaves as soon as it came
- >>Or maybe that was just your imagination
- >>"Because thou remindith me of myself long ago."
- >>Reminds her of herself she says
- >>What did the two of you have in common like that
- >>Sure you both were power holding bastards at one point, but that was it
- "Luna, I dont understand. How are we alike?"
- >>"Not alike yet, Anon, but maybe soon. Thou heart is pure and true, but wavers when emotions run high."
- >>You recall the story of Nightmare Moon
- >>How the younger sister resented the older because her night was shunned
- >>She wanted others to see her beautiful night, so she refused to lower the moon
- >>At the time, it sounded reasonable
- >>But it escaladed to making her Nightmare Moon
- >>Then you thought about yourself, what happened to you
- >>Making your way to Equestria again, what you wanted above all else when you came
- >>Learning what happened in your absence that led you to confront Celestia
- >>For both of you, it had been a downward spiral
- >>But you each had good intentions at first, even as you spiraled down, they stayed there somehow
- >>For you it was easy, for her though, not so much
- >>Before you even came to this world, Luna was there to help you
- >>After you changed back to being a human, Luna was there
- >>On your spiral down, Luna was there
- >>She was always there, to help you not fall like she had
- >>Like she was your...mother
- >>You blink back a tear at the memory
- >>Luna gives you a puzzled look
- >>"Does something bother thou?"
- >>You shake your head
- "No, just...memories is all. But, is Celestia really keeping her word about letting me stay here?"
- >>A smile grows on her lips
- >>"Anon, if my sister would lie, I would notice first."
- >>You take that sentence to heart
- >>Luna you trusted above all else as a kind god
- >>Celestia had the heart, but with the way things went, well, time would heal all wounds they say
- >>Next question
- "Am I still tied to my world?"
- >>This you would like to know a bit more than let on
- >>If there were still ties to the other world, they could drag you back in
- >>And this world you love, this beautiful colored world
- >>Would be gone
- >>Lunas horn glows its dark magic color
- >>You dont feel anything, nothing happens around you unlike Celestia
- >>No magic wrapped around you, no pain or bright lights or anything
- >>Her magic stops and she looks at you in the eyes
- >>"Thou ties to thy old world are no longer present."
- >>Good news once again
- >>There was no way to go back to that old world, or be sent back there
- >>Not only that, but you also held your memories from that world
- >>They were creepy at times and boring during others
- >>But yours they were, and yours they stayed
- >>Her figure shakes a bit, like a fuzzy tv screen
- >>You reach a hand out to touch her, but it fades right through
- >>A blank stare is all you can manage
- >>"Alas, my time with thou is up. Do not hesitate to visit me if thy questions are not sated."
- >>Her body faded from existance before your eyes
- >>It leaves you sitting there in the dark dusk of morning
- >>"Hrgmmm..."
- >>The familier voice comes into focus and you turn to see a half asleep Discord
- "What do you want?"
- >>He puts a hand out in his defense
- >>"And this is the thanks I get for saving you. Ugh, you can be so dense sometimes."
- >>His tail whips your leg, the sting makes you jump
- >>Damn it how does he do it
- "Fuck man, your damn tricks."
- >>"What tricks?"
- "Getting that ability to physically hit me!"
- >>You swear you could see a smile on his lips, his head shakes at your comment and he wags a finger at you
- >>"No my dear Anon, no tricks needed. You cant have power without giving up something, so you gave that up. And since I liked it so much, I let you keep a bit of power so I could keep this."
- >>He slugs you again, it knocks you to the ground
- >>You cant touch him, he's in your mind
- >>But he can hit you all he wants, this was a fun game
- "I call hacks on this."
- >>You see him shurg and walk into your kitchen
- >>"This is chaos, deal with it."
- >>A pair of sunglasses rest over his eyes
- "Blasphemy, your lucky I dont smite you or something."
- >>He scoffs
- >>"Oh please, now about the food in here."
- >>What was he bitching about anyways, he couldn't eat anything
- "Why do you care?"
- >>He doesnt stick his head out of the fridge
- >>"Because you have to take care of that body for me."
- "And I'll do you favors because...?"
- >>"Because you'll die without."
- >>Damn, got you there
- >>Something stirs in the room above you
- >>"Anon? Where am I?"
- >>You give Discord one more glance, its returned with a wave of the hand
- >>Not wasting time you work your way upstairs to see your rainbow
- >Equestria day 113
- > is you talking in your mind
- >> is narration/mind talk
- >>DC: "" is Discord talking
- "" is you talking
- >>"" is everyone else talking
- ---------------------
- >>Been a long time holed up in your house
- >>Winter seemed to be done for now, or it was over you hoped
- >>Rainbow left sometime yesterday to go prepare for 'Winter Wrap Up' or something like that
- >>What the hell was Winter Wrap Up anyways
- >>Something about wrapping up winter you guess
- >>You feel bad about not telling Rainbow your feelings
- >>A long time locked up in this house and you never ONCE got around to it
- >>Discord was laughing his way to hell by now
- >>"I can hear you ya know."
- >>Discord was sitting on your couch reading one of your memory books
- >>That was the weirdest part of him being in your mind
- >>First off, you had no idea there was a library of memory books
- >>Second, he had an all access pass to it
- >>So far he was up done with your childhood
- >>Whenever he got the chance he would make jokes and laugh at your misfortune as a kid
- >>Not really like he would have been any different, probably had some skeletons in that closet of his
- >>Like you would ever get close to it, it was buried deep somewhere in that cavern of his
- >>Well, ex-cavern really
- "Do I really care?"
- >>His only response is a shrug as he returns to reading
- >>It was reminding you of Twilight
- >>"I heard that as well."
- >>He heard your thoughts
- >>Hear this as well then
- >Fuck off
- >>You slam the door shut behind you as you leave the house
- >>The morning sun couldn't get much of a break as it tired to shine through the clouds
- >>Dim light filled the town, made it look more...
- >>Peaceful, if that was the word you could use for it
- >>Gave it a different look that was for sure
- >>"Alright everyp0ny, lets start wrapping up winter!"
- >>You hear cheers from the town center as pegasi p0nies fly off
- >>Young and old, big or small, every p0ny was in a hustle
- >>You spot Twilight with her clipboard and and sleepy spike on her back
- >>She seemed busy with...winter wrap up
- >>Fuck, you wanted to know about it
- "Hey Twi!"
- >>You walk through a crowd of unicorns to get to her
- >>"Oh Anon, I didn't know you would be up so early."
- >>It was just past dawn, what did she take you for, some shut-in?
- >>DC: "According to this, you are."
- >Fuck off Discord, just fuck off
- >>DC: "Eh, make me."
- >>This was like one of those....what were they called
- >>One of those creepypasta tulpa threads you saw around 4chan
- >>The kind where the hallucination starts fucking up lives and such
- >>Or was that just the one...
- >>Eh, even with your memories back and about, your still terrible at recalling them
- "So, Twi, what is Winter Wrap Up?"
- >>She gives you a puzzled look
- >>"You know, Winter Wrap Up. You've never had to wrap up winter in your world before?"
- >>That was very helpful
- "Er, no, not really. That's kinda...out of our control."
- >>"So human winters get magically cleaned up for them?"
- >>When you put it that way, it works out
- >>But fuck
- >>How do you explain science to a physics defying, magic using, talking p0ny
- >>DC: "The same way you told me perhaps?"
- >What? Distort the truth so you dont get ideas?
- >>DC: "More or less."
- >There is a difference between telling you and telling Twilight ya know.
- >>DC: "Which is?"
- >She wont try to blow up the world when I tell her.
- >>DC: "Ah, well played Anon."
- >>You swear he patted your head just now
- >>"Anon, are you ok?"
- >>Attention back to Twilight, she has this concerned look on her face
- "Eh, yeah yeah, I was just...thinking of how to explain it to you is all."
- >>Cue nervous chuckle
- >>Carrying on a two way conversation was...difficult to say the least
- >>Not that you wanted to look crazy or anything close to it
- >>DC: "But you aaaaare."
- >>And that you had a psycho dragon thing living in your mind did not make things better
- "And no we dont have human magic or anything like that. The sun warms up the planet is what happens."
- >>You can tell she was taking notes on this
- >>Worlds apart and she wanted notes on how it worked
- >>Not like anyone here was ever going to get there without Celestias magic
- >>"But dont the clouds block the sunlight?"
- >>Oh yeah...that
- "Well, yeah I guess they do. But they dont block the heat from the sun."
- >>If this turned out true, you were a damn lucky guy
- >>Really, this was all just off your head....and common logic
- >>"Light and heat are different?!"
- >>Twilight stares at you, mouth agape
- "Yeah, well, in my world it is."
- >>Note to self as well, make sure people learn its not YOUR world anymore
- >>Nothing to do with that ugly grey world anylonger
- "So...how does Winter Wrap Up work exactly?"
- >>Twilight looks up from her clipboard
- >>"Well, it starts like this..."
- >>And she was off explaining every detail of Winter Wrap Up
- >>Blah blah blah, apples and ice skating, blah blah blah, clouds and birds, blah blah blah, something bitchen and awsome
- >>Twilights famous bordom speeches
- >>They worked, hell they were super effective
- >>You stopped listening sometime around birds and animals
- >>As much as you liked Twilight, she got...boring after a while
- >>"That clear things up Anon?"
- >>You snap attention back to Twilight
- "Eh, yeah. Thanks Twilight. Now to find my place."
- >>Your already off before she can object
- >>First stop was anywhere but there
- >>You ended up watching the pegasi p0nies move the clouds and snow from the roofs
- >>Rainbow was giving orders like a boss, she knew what to do
- >>But without your wings, well, you were a terribly grounded bird
- >>With a sigh you kick a rock and move on
- >>Walking through the cleared roads, you cant help but look at the scene around
- >>All the p0nies were helping to clean up all of winter
- >>It was cool, like a perfect world
- >>A sobbing voice hits your ears
- >>"I'm so pathetic!"
- >>Already you knew who it was, and you didn't want to go help
- >>But twas the season...
- >>DC: "Oh come on."
- >Didn't I tell you to shut up not five minutes ago?
- >>DC: "Did you...?"
- >>Fucking draconequus
- >>You walk over to Rarity who was sobbing on a table filled with birds nest
- "Uh, something wrong Rarity?"
- >>"Wrong?! Just look at it, its simply horrid!"
- >>She gestures around the table full of birds nest
- >>They were alright, hell they were fairly perfect as you saw
- >>Birds in the other world made some really crappy ones, but these were like...thousand dollar hotels
- "Uh, I dont see anything wrong."
- >>Suddenly she floats a nest up to your face
- >>Squinting hard at it didn't help, it still looked perfect
- >>You shake your head and she pulls it to her hoof and points to a small straw sticking out
- >>"This little straw! If I took it out the whole nest would fall apart, I've tried so many times to tuck it away but it just wont work I tell you!
- >>She begins to whine again and flop down on a nearby couch
- >>The fuck was that thing doing there in the first place anyways
- >>Maybe the other p0nies anticipated this already
- >>You pick up the nest and examine the straw
- >>It was sticking out...maybe a little less than half an inch
- >>With a sigh you grab the straw with your fingers and begin slipping it around
- >>The weave is off a bit, and looks down-right obvious
- >>But hey, you tucked it away right
- "Here, that works right?"
- >>Raritys blue magic took the nest out of your hands and she examined it closer
- >>She ended up tossing it back to your open hands and sobbed on the couch some more
- >>"No no no, it simply wont do! The weave is too obvious!"
- >But, its just for a bunch of fucking birds.
- >>DC: "Anon, what a thoughtful statement."
- >>You ignore that comment of his and look back at the nest
- >>Yes the little twig was obvious it was tucked under, but come on
- >>They were just birds, just FUCKING BIRDS
- >>Rarity was such a picky bitch sometimes
- >>You pluck the bowtie off the front and stick it over the 'obvious weave' and leave it on the table
- >>Enough whining ear torture, there was enough to last a lifetime about now
- >>Again your watching the pegasi p0nies move around and boost the weather situation
- >>What you would give to fly again
- >>DC: "What you'd give eh..."
- >Anything BUT that you fuck.
- >>DC: "Was only trying to help."
- >Define help.
- >>And you lose your footing and end up tumbling down the hell as Discord prepared his comeback
- >>Pinkie Pie skates from the far side of the lake to you
- >>"Wow Anon, that was an amazing roll you did there! Can you do it again- no wait, can you teach me HOW to do it?"
- >>You cant help but manage the most deadpan stare at her
- >>Then the attention goes to her hooves, she's wearing ice-skates
- >>Dafuq
- "Pinkie, were you ice-skating on the lake?"
- >>She gives you the most awkward salute she can manage and not lose her balance on those skates
- >>"Yepa'roonie! Been doing it ever since I was a little filly!"
- "A little filly eh...."
- >>First question, how was she able to walk with- let alone, skate with skates
- >>That was one of the top questions needing an explanation, right next to the Discord not being dead thing
- >>Just then, Pinkies tail began to twitch around spontaneously and she darted for the nearest tree to hide under
- "Pinkie, what are you doing?"
- >>Her hoof moves slightly so she can look at you, why does she seem so scared now
- >>"Its my tail! You know, twitch a twitch twich!"
- >>You resist the urge to facehoof-er, palm yourself
- "Pinkie, what does your tail have to do wit-"
- >>Snow
- >>A pile of snow just fell from the sky on you, burrying you under its weight
- >>Slowly your able to pop your head out and look around bewildered
- >>Above you was an embarressed looking blonde pegasi
- >>Your able to climb out of the pile of snow slow enough that Pinkie Pie bounced over to you
- >>"I told you silly filly, when my tail starts twitching it means something's going to fall."
- >>That statement made no sense whatsoever
- >>And for that matter
- "I'm not a filly, I'm not even a girl for that matter."
- >>DC: "But you could be."
- >GONNA JAM A STAKE IN YOUR HEART AND MAKE YOU EAT IT FOR FOOD AS YOU BURN IN HELL
- >>DC: "Oh, did I hurt your feelings little filly?"
- >>And like that he dissipates from your mind
- >>"So, what did ya want to ask me?"
- >>Just like that she was already back on the original topic
- >>Bitch Discord out later, Pinkie Pie needs full cpu concentration
- "Uh yeah, the ice skating...?"
- >>Instead of an answer, like you wanted, she pats your head with the part of her hoof not wearing the skate
- >>"Now dont you worry your pretty little head about it, your Aunty Pinkie Pie's got it all taken care of!"
- >>And with that she just skates off and leaves you with another deadpan stare
- >>Pinkie Pie...
- "I'm probably a year older than you anyways..."
- >>All you can say as you walk off and try to forget the conversation the two of you just had
- >>Your ears are soon filled with the grunts and sluggish toil of earth
- >>Where you wound up was Applejacks ranch, and already
- >>Danger mode was activated on entry-
- >>"Why hay there sugarcube!"
- >>And your danger senses failed you once more
- >>Slowly you turn to face a half lust filled, half tired Applejack
- "Er, hey Applejack."
- >>Slowly you begin to edge your way out of this scene, but Applejack doesn't let you
- >>"Ya know Anon, A'h could use some help gettin the apple seeds, care to help ah poor mare out?"
- >>And the answer if you had the choice in the matter would be a definite no
- >>But you cant even object before she's dragging you by your collar to the barn
- >>Goddammit this was your last good shirt too
- >>The drag slows to a halt as Applejack shuts the barn doors behind her
- >>"Now Anon, where were we?"
- "Uh, where you let me leave?"
- >>She shakes her head
- >>"That aint a happenin anytime soon Anon."
- >>Damn, you hoped that would have worked
- >>You can see it in her eyes again, that lustful need of getting you
- >>In another world, this might be plausable, but here
- >>Yeahno
- >>Applejack pounces you like a tiger on its prey, you scramble to get to your feet
- >>She grabs your pantleg with her mouth and sharply tugs
- >>Thank god for your belt, THANK FUCKING GOD
- >>But she yanks again and pulls you closer to her, on your back no less
- >>In ten seconds flat she has you pinned under her and is already tearing at your shirt
- >>This mare, this damn mare was a pain
- >>But now she has your shirt off in pieces and was already screwing with the belt
- >>Her hooves pinned your arms and legs to the ground, no use trying to struggle
- >>Quick brain, whats the plan, WHATS THE PLAN
- >>DC: "I think your brains dead."
- >>What a shocker, he probably killed it
- "Hey Applejack,"
- >>She didn't move her head from your crotch but looked at you with her eye
- >>You were going to kill yourself for this, but, fucking drastic times
- "Dont you want a,"
- >>Cant say the word, the mere thought of it burns you up inside
- "A, kiss before we..."
- >>Already her eyes are lighting up like fucking fireworks
- >>This was an easy mare to trick that was a given
- >>Element of foolishness was more like it
- >>She abandoned the half chewed belt and already made a B-line to your lips
- >>Closer, closer, closer, too close
- >>You ram your head into hers again
- >>At first she goes derp eyed, then her hooves stagger off your limbs
- >>Given the chance, you slid your legs up under her and kick her away from your body
- >>She sails into the barn doors with a thud, which then swing open
- >>Applejack slumps backwards, clearly knocked the fuck out, and standing over her were Big Macintosh and Rainbow Dash
- >>The two look at you as you slowly get up and give them the best 'hey, whats up' face you can
- >>Rainbow looks to Big Mac and says something as you examine your chewed belt
- >>Applejack about tore right through the thing, and this was high end leather
- >>Not like you'd be coming across real leather anytime soon
- >>"Come on Anon, I think Big Mac needs to have a talk with Applejack alone."
- >>You manage to hide a smirk
- "Good call."
- >>Both of you leave the barn and head back to town
- >>Rainbow finally points to your bare chest and you try your best to supress a blush
- "Yeah, Applejack...."
- >>She stiffles a laugh and playfully punches your arm, otherwise unaffected by your bare chest
- >>Like a weight fell on your heart at that moment
- >>Why you cant man up and just tell her was beyond you
- >>"So, how was your first Winter Wrap Up Anon?"
- >>You almost dont even want to remember it
- "Aside from Twitchy Twitch and Whining couches, I dont think I fit in."
- >>"Oh come on Anon, everyp0ny can fit into Winter Wrap Up!"
- >>You think on it for a moment
- >>Everywhere you went, something odd happened
- >>Rarity was being...Rarity, Pinkie had a twitch, Applejack was...yeah lets not go there
- >>Something you were good at
- "You wouldn't happen to have a key to Pinkie's room then?"
- >>She zips infront of you and waves her wings around
- >>"Uh, hello?"
- >>Right, wings
- "Alright, meet me by Sugarcube Corner then."
- >>You hold out your fist and she bumps it with her hoof
- >>"Deal."
- ---------------
- >>You've found all of Pinkies instruments in her room alright, and with a few modifications, they fit your body perfect
- >>Slowly you drew a breath of air and made your way outside
- >>http://youtu.be/kd6e_ZfTyqI
- >>Music all around, some of the weirdest these p0nies will ever hear in their lives
- >>It was all fun though
- >>Fillies and Colts laughed in the street and some of the Stalions and Mares hummed and sung along with you as you trecked around
- >>Laughes were had that day, lots of them
- >>Maybe this was what you were good at, making them laugh at work
- >>You could be the immediate replacement for Pinkie if the time called
- >>The stars seemed to twinkle in the sky brighter that day as everyone slept with a smile
- >>Little did you know
- >>Soon, very soon in the future
- >>Smiles were the least to be had
- >Equestria day 128
- >I'm back from my long slumber
- >Lets get this story rolling again
- ---------------------
- >>A long time ago you worried over you money shortage
- >>Now, you were happily working full time since becomeing a human
- >>Rarity took an interest in your..."dexderous" hands and insisted on you working at her boutique
- >>The job was simple enough, and the pay was good enough to let you keep your house
- >>It still didn't make sense how the whole world still boiled down to money, or in this case, bits
- >>But there was no complaining, this world was perfect despite that flaw
- >>You set a stack of newly folded cloaks on a shelf, careful not to put a crease in them
- >>Fuck you got an earful of bitching when you did that the first time
- >>Blah blah blah, its just dreadful display, blah blah blah
- >>You've learned from that, never piss off Rarity again when it came to fasion
- >>Or came to anything clothes related for that matter
- >>The door swung open and tripped the little bell
- >>You turned to see the blonde mail pegasus, what was her name again...Ditzy, Dirty, Derpy
- >>Yeah, sounded about right
- "Whats up Derpy?"
- >>She fumbles around in her bag
- >>"I got some mail for Rarity."
- >>From her bag she extends an envlope marked for Fluttershy
- >>This mail p0ny was off a few screws in the head, that was for sure
- "Uh, this is for Fluttershy Derpy."
- >>Derpy takes the letter in her hooves and squints at it cross-eyed before putting it back in her mail bag
- >>"Oops, my bad."
- >>She hands you another letter, this one was blue colored with Raritys name on it
- >>That was weird, normally mail came as plain white, and only a few people sent colored letters
- "Rarity! Some mail!"
- >>Her voice comes from the adjacent room
- >>"Dahling I'm busy at the moment, can you please not shout."
- >>You roll your eyes and look at the envelope much more closely
- >>To Miss Rarity, from Hoity Toity
- >>Imagine the look on her face when you shout this time
- "Its from Hoity Toity!"
- >>Three...Two...One
- >>Bam, out the room like a rocket and has the envelop in her hooves already
- >>"Let me see that this instant!"
- >>The envelope magically opens as you return to shelving clothes
- >>No more than five seconds passed before she already fainted onto the nearby couch
- >>You give the letter a quick look-over
- Miss Rarity
- I would be most honored if you could provide my fashion boutique
- in Canterlot some of your most prestige dresses. No less than 100
- and in before the tuesday of next week.
- Signed,
- Hoity Toity
- >>Most prestige dress must refer to the new one she created two days ago
- >>But that one required so many jewels to make, it was amazing how she haddn't run out the first time
- >>When you looked up, Rarity was already gone, so you just put the letter on the couch
- >>There was a rustling coming from the other room, the work area she usually held in reserve for serious dresses, which was all the time might I add
- >>Fabrics and drawings and thread and even the kitchen sink were flying around in there
- >>Already you knew what she was planning on doing
- "Rarity, your not seriously going to do this, are you?"
- >>The look on her face when she turned around was a mix of 'are you serious' and 'are you nuts'
- >>You cant believe she was really doing this
- "And what about the jewels you'll be needing?"
- >>Then she finally stopped working and thought about that
- >>Now there was no way for her to do this request because she wont be able to get all the jewels for it
- >>"Its very simple Anon, you can get them for me."
- >>...
- >>...
- >>Dead silence in the room now
- "You want ME to go get the gems you need, gems buried in the ground and invisible to my eye?"
- >>Again she sort of thinks that one through
- >>"Well I cant leave the work to you while I search for the jewels Anon."
- >>Thus your stuck going to fetch some gems like a servant
- >>"Oh! And do stay clear of diamond dog territory dear."
- >>Diamond Dog, what kids book wrote these beings into existance
- >>But you sort of heed her warning and leave the shop for some supplies
- >>More like a shovel and map so you dont walk into 'Diamond Dog' territory or whatever
- >>Before you can knock on the door, it swings open and smacks you right in the face
- >>Exiting out is Twilight followed by a very over-burdened looking spike holding a mountain of books
- >>"Anon! Oh I'm so sorry!"
- >>You rub your nose a bit but otherwise excuse her bashing your face with the door
- "Its alright, but I was wondering if you had a map of where to find some gems?"
- >>She begins to levitate some scrolls from the pile Spike is carrying
- >>"No, no, no..."
- >>They were her things, how could finding something be so difficult
- >>DC: "Because she's a bad bookworm."
- >Oh, was wondering when you'd show up.
- >>DC: "Dont get used to it."
- >You say that like its a bad thing.
- >>Discord gives a hmph and fades away from sight again, something he frequently does
- >>"Found it!"
- >>You see Twilight float a rolled up scroll over to you, it wasn't sealed and had no title on any of its sides
- >>But when you opened it, there was a map of the areas around P0nyivlle that highlighted areas where gems could be
- >>Already the desert out west seemed to be the best bet, having a larger area to find gems in
- "Thanks a bunch Twi."
- >>"No problem Anon."
- >>You roll up the scroll and tuck it away in your pocket while Twilight and Spike move along
- >>Still not sure why Spike was carrying such a large bundle of books and scrolls
- >>Next thing you could use was a shovel....or spike
- >>But the closest place to having a shovel around here was...
- >>Sweet Apple Acres
- >>Fuckmylife.jpg
- >>Applejack is waiting for you by the gates already
- >>"Why hay there sugarcube! What brings ya by this time of the day?"
- >>As if she needed to know the answer for that one
- "Applejack, I need a shovel."
- >>She pivots on one hoof, spins, and trots off to the barn
- >>Against your better judgement for the umptinth time, you follow her there
- >>The two of you stand at the doors of the barn where she about raped you a few weeks ago during Winter Wrap Up
- >>"A'h could lend ya a shovel Anon, but it'll cost ya."
- >>And then theres the catch
- "Applejack, I came here for a shovel, not rape."
- >>The faint clack of hoofs comes from behind, Big Mac has been keeping an eye on Applejack whenever she got near you
- >>"Ah shucks Anon, you're always playin hard to get again."
- >>She opens the two barn doors and sticks the shovel in your open hands
- >>"But ah would like to be re-paid someday."
- >>Before you could utter a response Applejack gave you a wink and trotted off
- >>Fucking lustful mare
- >>DC: "Good job Anon, now how ya gonna find those gems?"
- >I'll think of something
- >>DC: "Such as?"
- >>You walk away from Sweet Apple Acres and onto one of the roads leading out of town
- >>The map leads you through a shit load of places to get to the best spot
- >>Through a swamp with someone named cranky, up a mountain in the middle of a blizzard
- >>Standing a few miles away was a live active volcano, spilling smoke and lava all around
- >>Whatinthenameoffuck.jpg
- >>Nowhere on the map was a volcano, but if you went the right way, right here was supposed to be a shit load of gems
- >>Enough to get Rarity to orgasm?
- >>We shall see
- >>You begin to mine around in random spots blindly
- >>Soon you had a good number of holes dug up that the ground looked more like a cannon test field
- >>No gems though
- >>DC: "Alright then, lets see if I got this straight,"
- >>You continue working as Discord starts yapping, yeah yeah bad idea should'a gotten some help to find them and all that
- >>DC: "Are you even listening?"
- >Should I be?
- >>DC: "Here, take a look."
- >>Discord waves a hand across your face and spots of the ground lit up in different colors and shapes
- >>All of them were gems
- >Dont tell me
- >>DC: "It does."
- >Your a cheating bitch
- >>DC: "Heard worse before."
- >>You grunt and begin to dig up as many of the gems around you, filling the bag in mere minutes rather than the hours spent digging up nothing
- >>After you got the bag half full the volcano started to shake
- >>At the top a huge spray of lava shot up into the air, but that's not what caught your eye
- >>Somewhere near the top was also a HUGE gem pool
- >>DC: "You know whats at the top of that volcano right?"
- >>Fuck logic
- >>You ditch Discord's mental hallucination form and charge up the mountain
- >>DC: "This is who I spend all eternity with."
- >>A set of red eyes watches you scale the mountain side
- >>You scale the volcano hand over hand with your legs dangling in the air
- >>DC: "Ok then...um...things you don't want to see when you break into a house."
- >NEKKID GRANDMA
- >>DC: "Yeah naked gram-whaaa?"
- >What?
- >>DC: "Nevermind."
- >>Why did you have to be blessed with opposable thumbs
- >>Why not wings, you know, those things that make thigns fly
- >>You miss your pegasi body at moments like these
- >>So close to the top though
- >>Really close to the gems
- >>A gust of wind batters you against the rocks
- "Why in the name of..."
- >>You turn around to look down the snout of a dragon
- >>Not a cute little baby dragon like spike
- >>This fucker was red, had wings and claws and shit
- "Oh...haaay there...."
- >>A silent tense moment passes by
- >>DC: "Yeah, you're screwed."
- >Quick! Escape plan beta!
- >>DC: "What?"
- >>You let go of the handholds and let gravity plummet you to freedom
- >>Well, it was a short lived freedom
- >>You hit something nice and hard
- >>Then all lights went black
- >>No you were not unconcious...as of yet
- >>It was just really, REALLY dark
- >>Like, no hand in your face kind of dark
- >>And if felt like you were still moving
- >>Not down, but more like upwards...
- >>Ah shit, they caught you on the fall down
- "Fucking flying dragons."
- >>Almost on cue your dropped on your ass at the end of your sentence
- >>Besides the intense light you have maybe one good feeling, besides dread
- >>It. Is. Hot.
- >>It's a volcano yeah, but fuck this
- >>And what dragons LIVE in a volcano anyways?
- >>"Well lookie what we got here."
- >>Being on the moon would be better than the coming hell
- >>A large purple dragon eyes you from above
- >>He, and you CAN verify it is a he, stands eight feet higher than you
- >>And based on the one's lounging around this pit, you can guess he's not very old
- >>Maybe like...a teen or some shit close to that
- >>Which would mean an adult dragon was...
- >>Oh great god in the moon
- >>No wait, that doesn't sound right
- >>Let me try that agai-
- >>The dragon puts his face right up to yours
- >>"What do you think your doing here?"
- >Er...it's not obvious?
- >>DC: "Quick, try and punch the dragon like you did me!"
- >Are you insane?
- >>....
- >Nevermind, don't answer that
- "Uh....I came by to pick lilys and roses."
- >>Please buy and obvious lie
- >>"Hey Spike, go get his bag."
- >Spike?
- >>DC: "The baby dragon?"
- >>No, its a different spike
- >>Older...ish
- >>You keep hold of the bag till he yanks it out of your hands
- >>"Gems eh? You stealing out of our hoard?"
- >>He eyes you with one big eye
- >>Fucking dragons, being taller than you
- >>DC: "Quick, make a run for it!"
- >You're funny
- >>DC: "You got a better idea?"
- >Plenty more than you do
- >>DC: "Such as?"
- >Not getting myself killed for one.
- >>"Think you can just take our hoard, eh?"
- >>You quit your argument with Discord to see that dragon snap his fingers (talons?)
- >>"Bones, take this guy and find some chains."
- >>Find some chains?
- >>What they don't just have them around just incase?
- >>DC: "Well, what's your plan smart one?"
- >>Um...um....
- >>A smaller dragon, a little taller than you begins to approach
- >>Dammit, think of something
- >>THINK YOU STUPID BRAIN
- >Idea!
- >>DC: "What?"
- >>Bones takes both of your arms and begins to pull you away
- "Let go of me you filthy fucks, I am your god! Bring me your virgins!"
- >>You hear the largest one snicker
- >>"Oh yeah, and what makes you our god?"
- "Because, I am the one you should fear...
- In your tounge it is dovakiin, dragonborn."
- >>You suck in as much air as your lungs can hold
- "FUS RO DAH!"
- >>Your voice echos off the walls of the volcano
- >>Then silence from everything
- >>...
- "..."
- >>DC: "..."
- -------------------
- "Well, that could have gone better..."
- >>You're hanging upside down by a set of chains wrapped around your feet
- >>Below is a pool of orange lava
- >>DC: "And how do you figure that?"
- >Maybe I have to kill one of them first...
- >>DC: "What?"
- >Nothing, foreshadowing
- >>DC: "You still have yet to explain that word."
- >Well...have you ever heard of spoilers?
- -------------------
- >>A plume of smoke emits from the large red dragon
- >>"I see..."
- >>This dragon was obviously much older due to his size
- >>Like...88 Pinkie Pie's stacked on top of each other sort of big
- >>"I want to know where he come's from. If they think they can steal our hoard..."
- >>The three younger dragons from before nodded in agreement
- >>Or close enough to agreement
- >>"Now go, show him what happens to those who tresspass on our territory."
- >>Two of them turn around and run off
- >>But the purple one from before bows and walks backwards
- >>Obviously the loyal dog of the pack
- >>"As you say, elder."
- -------------------
- >>After a rough 30 minutes of having the blood drown your brain cells you're let down
- >>Well, let off the chain and tossed into a corner of the volcano walls
- >>"Alright mister...Dovakiin? You're going to tell us what we want to know."
- >>You want to spit into his face, but it ends up at the guys feet
- >>Dizzy as fuck
- "Or else what?"
- >>"We get to do this."
- >>He opened his fist to reveal five large and sharp talons
- >>This was going to be a long hell
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