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Diamonds are the hardest metal

By: Kippershy on Mar 23rd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.05 KB  |  hits: 46  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day diamonds in equestria
  2. >You are anon, former geologist and now a diamond miner in Equestria
  3. >You've proven to be the most successful non magical consultant on where diamonds might be found, thanks to all your training back on earth
  4. >Mining diamonds all day is tiring, but good pay
  5. >Ponies always love diamonds, dogs too, it turns out. Still, no-one loves diamonds as much as you, diamonds make your dick hard as... well, diamonds.
  6. >You muse to yourself as you look at your collection of diamonds
  7. "Ahh, diamonds. The hardest metal known to man."
  8. >Still, there's something missing. Looking inside of yourself, you know what it is
  9. >As much as you love diamonds, they don't replace real love. Shame you're no horsefucker, mum raised you better than that
  10. >You sigh to yourself, twiddling around on your chair
  11. >Suddenly there's a knock at your door, you go to answer it and find a white pony wearing a black dress with a stylish purple mane dangling down
  12. >"Oh hello darling, I am ever so sorry to bother you."
  13. >Blinking in confusion, you begin to respond
  14. "Oh, bother me? No? Uhh, I-"
  15. >She cuts you off
  16. >"I'm sorry, I just came here after hearing you're the most talented diamond miner around. I want you. I want your body. I want your dia-"
  17. >She coughs, blushing.
  18. >"Sorry, I mean to say I want to get to know you. For business reasons, of course."
  19. "You just said you want my body."
  20. >"Oh, did I? Well, is being direct and upfront your fetish, anon? Will you take me and make an honest mare of me?"
  21. >You blink in surprise
  22. "Uh, no."
  23. >"Oh, you don't understand anon! I was MADE for you!"
  24. "Uh, no."
  25. >"Tell. Me. Your. Fetish."
  26. >You look at her, crazy bitch she is. You shake your head
  27. >She throws herself at you, knocking you down much to your astonishment
  28. >Using her magic, she undresses you and then herself
  29. >You cry out in horror, you don't want this!
  30. "No!"
  31. >"Give me everything you have anon, I will be yours forever. I will give you my body to make it so!"
  32. 1/2
  33.  
  34. >You try to fight her off, but her magic is too strong
  35. >Your diamonds... you don't want to lose your diamonds to her! If she does this, she gets them by pony law!
  36. >"Once we've bonded. we will be forever together, anon! You cannot resist!"
  37. >You shake in fear, but then realise something... your dick is limp! Yes!
  38. "Ha! You can't get me hard, there's only one thing that can and you don't know what it is."
  39. >You're feeling confident now, you've got this! Nothing she can do will-
  40. >She slides off her dress, revealing her ass
  41. >You smile fades
  42. >"Oh, but you're wrong, anon. I did my research, like a smart girl. Your one and only fetish? Diamonds. My cutie mark? Diamonds. Time to pay up and give me what I deserve, big buck. Rut me, now."
  43. >Your lip quivers and your dick turns to diamonds... you... you can't control yourself as you slap her flanks, causing her to moan in appreciation
  44. >Placing your hands on her now, you feel her slide down onto you, groaning and panting as she does
  45. >Riding your long, hard dick she moans louder and louder as you stare in fixation at her flanks bobbing up and down
  46. >Fucking diamonds
  47. 2/2
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