9chan

>Day 9chan in Equestria

>You've been up all night browsing 9chan, the pony equivalent of 4chan...

>Only, it's nowhere near as good

>In fact, the only things on 9chan that even comes close to 4chan is the fact that the ponies have their sense of humour upturned when they go anonymous

>That and nopony lives in a basement, so they call themselves muddwellers instead

>You sigh and go to turn off the computer, but find its still installing some new update for your stuff

>looking out of the window, you see its daylight now

"Damn, I really should have gone to sleep a good four hours ago."

>You look to your sofa, nodding to yourself

"Well, a good kip won't do me any harm."

>You yawn and roll off from your chair, making your way to the sofa when suddenly the door goes a'knocking

>You begin muttering to yourself under your breath.

"Fucking Fluttershy, I know its going to be her. Euuuugh, need sleep. Better open the door first though, won't stop otherwise.. fucking fluttershy."

>You open the door and give her a deadpan look

"What is it today?"

>"Oh, well, is being-"

>She stops mid sentence, looking past you for some reason

>You turn around and see your computer screen still showing 9chan

>Oh.. no. Shit.

>"Hey anon! I know your fetish now!"

"No, you don't Flutters."

>"Oh, but I do. Here, do something."

>You look at her plainly, not understanding

>"Kiss me or something!"

"No."

>Instead, you use all your force and cunt punt her

>She topples over and begins to laugh through the pain, you're freaked out now

>"5/5, bretty good :DDDDDDD"

>Her face has gone to that of spurdo sparde

>Your face is one of ultimate disappointment

>You cunt punt her as hard as you can again, she topples over crying in pain. That'll teach her to sprout memes

>Slamming the door shut, you go over to your sofa

"Fucking Fluttershy."