Title:           Axecop in Equestria collab
Author:          King_of_Castamere
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First Edit:      Friday 23rd of January 2015 07:06:20 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 23rd of January 2015 07:06:20 PM CDT

> Axecop is hungry, so Derpy shares a muffin with him.
> Axecop ate the muffin and became Axecop with Muffin.
> Now his axe can shoot muffins to strike with sugary bran justice while he also feeds the hungry.
 
>Axecop fights Tirek and shoots muffins at him.
>Tirek eats muffins, but they were really bombs.
>Tirek explodes and Axecop rides off into sunset on Celestia.
 
>Celestia asks Axecop to marry her, but Axecop says no.
>"Girls are gross." he says. "My job is fight bad guys, not be your husband."
>Shining Armor comes to him with a letter. "Axecop, thank godness! I have an urgent letter.
>"What does it say?" Celestia says.
>"The King of All Bad Guys has taken over Canterlot." Axecop says.
 
>"Shining Armor, you are my side-kick." said Axecop.
>"I understand." said Shining Armor "But how will we get to Canterlot, we're on the other side of the world."
>"I'll call a friend of mine, Joe Angel." Axecop says.
>A few minutes later Joe Angel, who was angel with swords for hands, flew down from heaven.
>"You rang, Axecop?" Joe Angel said.
>"Yes, we're going to defeat the King of All Bad Guys, the stupid one. Will you help us?" said Axecop.
>"Yes Axecop, I've got a score to settle with him. I'll help you kill him." said Joe Angel.
>They got on Joe's back, and flew faster than a jet to Canterlot.
 
> AxeCop decided he would need more power if he was going to defeat the King of All Bad Guys.
> So Axe Cop snapped Shinning Armor's horn and glued it to his own forehead.
> And so Axe Cop with Muffin became Axe Cop Unicorm with Muffin.
> "Dude, not cool. That's my horn and I need it too" said Shinning Armor.
> "I wish you get another horn" said Axe Cop.
> And so Shinning Armor became Shinning Armor with New Horn.
> "Sweet", said Shinning Armor. Now I can project force fields AND I can project projectile punches from my horn.
> "Punches solve everything", said Axe Cop. By the way, I wish I had wings.
> And so, Axe Cop Unicorn with Muffin became Axe Cop Alicorn with Muffin.
 
> Suddenly 3 evil underlings blocked the good guy's path.
> "We are evil underlings working for the King of All Bad Guys. You can't pass."
> "I will chop your heads off" said Axe Cop.
> "Chop this" said the first evil underling as he fired fire from his eyes.
> "Oh, no, fire-vision! That's evil!" said Joe Angel.
> "I got this" said Shining Armor. "Joe Angel, light me on fire now"
> "Okay" said Joe Angel as he set Shining Armor ablaze.
> And so Shining Armor got fire powers.
> "Eat holy fire, evil minion" said Shining Armor as he fired fire punches at the first evil minion.
> The first evil minion is dead.
> "Hey, I want fire powers too" said the second fire minion. "Light me on fire as well"
> "Okay I will" said Shinning Armor.
> The second evil minion is dead.
> "Stupid evil minion" said axe Cop. "The Good Guy Guide clearly says that only good guys get fire powers from fire"
> "We had no idea" said the last evil minion.
> "Only Good guys get to read the Good Guy Guide and you are not a good guy" said Axe Cop.
> The last evil minion is now dead.
> "I kicked his axe" said Axe Cop. It was a very good joke and so the 3 good guys laughed.
> "That makes 3 less evil minions" said Angel Joe.
> "Yeah. Only a tyranotillion bad guys left" said Shinning Armor.
> "And King of All Bad Guys" said Axe Cop. "Now let's go, we have many enemies to defeat"
 
>They spent many days killing underlings, and were still many miles from Canterlot.
>Shining Armor was tired, Joe Angel was tired, Axecop was not tired.
>Soon they met a man dressed in purple suit and had the head of an horse from Earth
>"What sort of horse man wears a suit?" said Axecop.
>"The kind that will kill you, Axecop. And the kind that is called Candy Horse!" said the horse man. "Poison Candy Attack!" Candy Horse, shooting a mountain of purple candy at them.
>"What's this?" said Axecop.
>"It's a mountain made of poison candy, and once you eat it, you will die." said Candy Horse.
>Axecop knew that Shining Armor and Joe Angel were too tired to dodge, so he raised his axe and said "Muffin Axe Chop!!!" slicing through the mountain.
>"Impossible!" said Candy Horse.
>"Nothing is Impossible for me, Axe Cop!" said Axecop. Axecop chopped Candy Horses head off, and he was dead.
>Then, Bonbon came running out. "You killed my father!" Bonbon said.
>"It's okay, he was a bad guy." said Axecop.
>"I had no idea." said Bonbon.
>"Well now you do. Would you like a muffin?" said Axecop.
>"Yes." Bonbon said.
>Axecop used his Muffin Axecop powers to summon a muffin that Bonbon ate.
>"We're going to kill the King of All Bad Guys." said Axecop as they took off on Joe Angel's back.
>"Good-luck, Axecop!" Bonbon said as the three of them flew toward Canterlot.
 
>As Axecop and the rest flew closer to Canterlot, they crossed a huge ocean.
>Before long, sea ponies began to pop out of the water.
>They smiled and waved at Axecop and his friends.
>"Joe Angel, stop." said Axecop.
>When they stopped, Axecop jumped into the water.
>Axecop wasted no time chopping all of the sea ponies' heads off.
>"What did you do that for, Axecop? Are you evil now?" said Shining Armor.
>"No, everyone knows that only bad guys smile in the ocean, while good guys make mean faces."
>"How do you know that, Axecop?" said Joe Angel.
>"I once killed a bunch of mermaids who were making mean faces, when they were actually good guys." said Axecop.
>"Axecop, look!" said Shining Armor.
>A huge man with no face rose from the ocean.
>"My name is Animal Brain. I have the power to turn my brain into any animal's brain at will, allowing me to live underwater." said Animal Brain.
>"I can't tell if your a bad guy, and that's not a good thing." said Axecop.
>"Now I will go kill the King of All Bad Guys." said Animal Brain.
>"So you're a good guy." said Axecop.
>"And then I will kill you, Axecop." said Animal Brain.
>"So you're a bad guy!" said Joe Angel.
>"So he's a medium guy." said Axecop.
>"What's a medium guy?" said Shining Armor.
>"They do good and bad things. They're also the most dangerous guys in the world." said Axecop.
>"Now that you know what I am, I'm going to kill you all!" said Animal Brain.
>"I'll chop your head... wait, I only chop bad guy's heads off. I know! I'll chop his arms off!" said Axecop.
>Animal Brain swung a giant fist at Axecop, but not before Shining put up a magic shield.
>The shield was destroyed, knocking everyone back ten feet.
>"I have the strength of every animal in the world! You can't stop me!" said Animal Brain.
 
>"We need to cut off his arms so he can't do evil stuff." said Axecop.
>Shining Armor is collapsed on the ground. Axecop picks him up.
>"I'm sorry Axecop, I don't think we can beat him. Take my shield magic, then you can defeat him." said Shining Armor.
>"I'll do it." said Axecop. Taking Shining Armor's magic horn and putting it on his axe.
>Axecop then became Magic Muffin Axecop!
>"Let's see how you handle, the Slap of a Billion Fins!" said Animal Brain. He made his hand webbed, and moved to attack Axecop.
>"Secret Technique: Muffin Shield!" said Axecop. Summoning a giant magic muffin to block Animal Brain's attack.
>The magic muffin knocked Animal Brain back thirty feet, and he fell on his butt.
>"But how?" said Animal Brain.
>"It's because I have the power of muffins and magic and axes!" said Axecop. "Now, I'll chop your arms off!"
>Axecop made a great, magic leap to Animal Brain's arms and said "Magic Axe Chop!" cutting both of his arms off with one swing of a giant, purple axe.