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Sleeping Gas or What The Hell Is That Smell

By: Kimimaro1 on Sep 29th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.95 KB  |  hits: 35  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day who-the-fuck-cares-anymore in Equestria
  2. >It's been a week since Fluttershy's last attempt to violate you
  3. >"I'm running out of dandelions"
  4. >With your sudden, if not hilariously violent, arrival to Equestria, a change in diet was needed.
  5. >"I owe Twilight big time for this"
  6. >Without another word, you set out toward Ponyville Market
  7. >Unbeknownst to you, a pair of blue eyes are following you..
  8. "Hi Daisy, how are you"
  9. >"Heya Anon, it's good to see you again. I'm good, but business has been a bit slow today.
  10. "That sucks but maybe I can help. Can I get a dozen dandelions, violets, and tulips.
  11. >"Coming right up. That'll be 18 bits.
  12. "Thanks. Say hi to your sisters fo-
  13. >A blur catches your eye
  14. "Did you see that"
  15. >"See what, Anon. it's probably your imagination."
  16. >Suspicion covers your face. "Yeah, my imagination. See you later Daisy.
  17. >As I walk home, another blur flashes by in my peripherals
  18. >The blurs are getting more frequent
  19. >enough of this
  20. "Come out, Fluttershy"
  21. >A very quiet "eep" is made, but she holds her position
  22. >I sigh to myself but keep walking
  23. >When I open the door to my house, I am surprised to find it trashed.
  24. >I notice a shiny object among the clutter. It's sitting on top of a sheet of paper.
  25. >The paper reads "Good night, Anon"
  26. "Huh?"
  27. >Room fills with gas
  28. "Dammit, Flutte-
  29. >Pass out
  30. >Spring awake
  31. >My hands are tied
  32. >"Finally you're awake"
  33. "I knew I hadn't seen the last of you,Fluttershy."
  34. >"So, now that I've got you here, I must ask. Are convoluted plans and sleeping gas your fetish?
  35. >I freeze in place. I couldn't believe that she actually thought of this.
  36. "Yes Fluttershy, sleeping gas is my fetish. Lets breathe in together."
  37. >"Oh, okay"
  38. >Escape bonds because ponies can't tie with hooves for shit
  39. >Grab sleeping grenade and throw it near Fluttershy
  40. >She inhales while I pretend to
  41. >"If this is Anon's fetish, then it's mine t-
  42. >She's out
  43. >Leave cottage while wondering how I almost ended up
  44. >Fucking Fluttershy
  45.  
  46. END
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