Title:           Groundhog's Day or Teleporting Tennis Balls
Author:          Kimimaro1
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/hLYRqa1k
First Edit:      Sunday 30th of September 2012 09:02:07 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 30th of September 2012 09:02:07 PM CDT

>Day of the day of the day in Equestria
>Wake up and look at clock
>7:14 am
>Decide to do morning routine
>On the way to kitchen, I trip over tennis ball
>Eat a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios for breakfast
>As I finish my cereal, there's a knock on the door
>3 guesses as to who it is
>"Hello Anon, w-would you like to... um... go to the movies with me?"
"No, go away"
>*sigh* I'll see you tomorrow then"
>She walks away and I close the door
>turn around and trip on tennis ball while on the way to living room
>Wasn't that thing in the kitchen?
>No tennis ball in kitchen
>As soon as I sit on the living room couch, there is another knock at the door
>It' s Fluttershy again
"What is it now, Fluttershy?
>"Hello Anon, w-would you like to... um... go to the movies with me?"
"What? You just asked me that a couple minutes ago."
>"What do you mean? I haven't been here today."
"You were just here! What are you- *sigh* nevermind.
>"Is there something wrong? Can I come in? Maybe I can take car-
"No. Leave."
>Close door in her face
>What's going on?
>I run my hands over my face and when I open my eyes I'm in bed
"What the hell?"
>Look at clock
"Ok, what the hell is going on?"
>Feel the need to repeat morning ritual
>I'm hungry now
>Walk to kitchen, this time avoiding the tennis ball, and eat H N Cheerios
"Is this deja vu?"
>Knock on door
>This time I don't even answer
"The answer is no, Fluttershy
>I hear her disappointment through the door
>Walk to living room while dodging teleporting tennis ball
>I look out the window and notice Fluttershy talking to The Doctor
>I put my ear to the window and hear Fluttershy say
>"I don't think Deja Vu is his fetish
>Facepalm.jpg
>I should have known Fluttershy had a hoof in this
>I could have been in that loop forever, and I still would not have ended up
>Fucking Fluttershy