- >walking down street with groceries
- >see yellow and pink blur
- >I think nothing of it and continue my errands
- >I see another blur in the corner of my vision
- >I turn but nothing's there
- "Ok, what the hell is going on?"
- >keep walking, albeit, a bit more carefully
- >bush rustles
- >"Quit hiding and come out"
- >yellow pegasus with a pink mane walks out of a bush
- >"H-hello my name is Fluttershy. What's Y-yours?
- "uhh... my name is Anon"
- >"well then Anon, w-would you like to come to my cottage for something to drink"
- "Sure, lead the way"
- >arrive at cottage
- >"W-what would y-you like to drink?"
- "Anything is fine"
- >a creepy smile come across her face "O-okay"
- >she disappears into the kitchen where clattering can be heard followed by loud banging
- "Is everything okay?"
- >"I-it's fine I just dropped a f-few things. Here's your l-lemonade"
- "Thanks. What's this white powder swirling around?
- >"Uhmm... that's...uhhh SUGAR! Th-that's right. Sugar
- >i take a large gulp and immediately get a bad case of vertigo
- "Are you sure this is sugar?"
- >"No Anon. It's not sugar"
- >where is that shy stutter she had?
- >pass out
- >I wake up to a bad headache
- >as I try to hold my head I realized I'm tied to a bedpost
- >"Good morning sleepyhead"
- "What's going on?"
- >"Well you're the first human I've ever seen. I love animals so I have to know everything about them"
- >she walks closer
- >"including how they...reproduce"
- >ohshitponywhatthefuckareyoudoing.jpg
- >escape from bonds because they were tied with fucking hooves and run out of cottage
- >"Wait Anon, you forgot your lemonade"
- The End
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