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THE FACTS

By: Karma9003 on Apr 1st, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.43 KB  |  hits: 54  |  expires: Never
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  1. vitriol = surgo
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  3. surgo and vitriol have the same hostmask
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  5. WHOIS information for Surgo:
  6.     Name: realname
  7.     Connected to: *.rizon.net (Where are you?)
  8.     Connected from: [email protected]
  9.     Currently on: #thelema
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  11. WHOIS information for Vitriol:
  12.     Name: http://www.mibbit.com
  13.     Connected to: *.rizon.net (Where are you?)
  14.     Connected from: [email protected]
  15.     Away: Auto away
  16.     Currently on: #thelema
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  18. this is an april fools joke
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  20. surgo is fine
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  22. 4:41pm EST 4/1/14
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  27. The Aftermath
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  30. 9:52:47 AM - Forge: so
  31. 9:52:58 AM - Forge: vitrol and surgo have the exact same hostmask
  32. 9:58:12 AM - AkHaruBrinn: Sigh. FINE. It's bullshit. I made it up at work while Surgo was stuck at home with no internet. My intention was to bring it up to like Levakama and those idiots (which I did) during Europemorning, and have it spread to /x/ so Surgo could mess around with a much more believable "surgo is daied" hoax. Also I never asked him if he minded because i knew he wouldn't.
  33. 9:58:19 AM - AkHaruBrinn: THEN IT DIDNT SPREAD TO /x/ AND SPIRALLED OUT OF CONTROL
  34. 9:58:33 AM - AkHaruBrinn: So if you could keep it to yourself so we can keep messing with idiots, that'd be alright.
  35. 9:58:35 AM - Forge: http://pastebin.com/1HeyQzSn
  36. 9:59:13 AM - AkHaruBrinn: The goal was to get the morningmorons to spread it to /x/
  37. 9:59:29 AM - AkHaruBrinn: But somehow it didn't. Despite EVERYTHING ELSE THAT GETS POSTED GETTING DISCUSSED ON /x/
  38. 10:02:30 AM - Forge: was adstra in on it or not
  39. 10:02:54 AM - Forge: because she seemed genuinely broken up for about a day
  40. 10:05:18 AM - AkHaruBrinn: Yeah. She was. I let her know right at the start.
  41. 10:05:25 AM - AkHaruBrinn: I also helped her with how to play it off.
  42. 10:05:35 AM - Forge: she faded really fast
  43. 10:05:37 AM - AkHaruBrinn: Anyway, Surgo wants to keep this going and thinks he has a way. You willing to join the cause?
  44. 10:05:40 AM - Forge: i was convinced for all of money
  45. 10:05:42 AM - Forge: monday*
  46. 10:06:13 AM - AkHaruBrinn: Yeah I honestly didn't think you'd buy it, but, you know, the more people you tell the less likely it is to stay remotely secret.
  47. 10:06:23 AM - Forge: no, i dont proliferate bullshit. i find it and expose it. thats what my entire practice revolves around.
  48. 10:06:34 AM - AkHaruBrinn: Man. It's just for the funsies and messing with idiots.
  49. 10:06:45 AM - Forge: adstras performance on tuesday was far from believable
  50. 10:07:11 AM - AkHaruBrinn: Yeah. She did ok on Monday but... I can't be everyone, you know?
  51. 10:08:25 AM - AkHaruBrinn: Anyway, you SURE you can't be cool about this?
  52. 10:09:22 AM - Forge: there are several people who actually gave a shit and felt really bad for both surgo and adstra, and you for being a "good friend" sticking with surgo in his time of need rather than dumping him
  53. 10:10:35 AM - AkHaruBrinn: Well yeah. But nobody who matters.
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  56. **At this point i was kickbanned from #Thelema for sharing these logs with the channel**
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  59. 10:11:47 AM - Forge: you are truly a wretched soul if you think that is the case. i cared. asonnymoo cared, and tried dozens of times to console adstra in her fake grief.
  60. 10:12:03 AM - AkHaruBrinn: You matter, but, as I said, I also knew you'd see through it.
  61. 10:13:14 AM - Forge: you sicken me
  62. 10:14:04 AM - AkHaruBrinn: Meh. I just don't really care about most of the people in that channel.
  63. 10:18:34 AM - Forge: it was definitely worth getting banned to expose the bullshit
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