Title:           derek rook in 2 MINUTES 2 FAST
Author:          Kaizo
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/i28gqqWB
First Edit:      Tuesday 3rd of July 2012 01:29:40 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 3rd of July 2012 01:29:40 AM CDT

1:40 AM - Deraekan: ? To Reginald Spessmehn:
are you dead or having sex?
? From Reginald Spessmehn (Assistant):
i'm having sex through a chick's skirt it's radical
? From Reginald Spessmehn (Assistant):
she fed me raisins
? From Reginald Spessmehn (Assistant):
r you jealous
? To Reginald Spessmehn:
Me and Lila are getting drunk
? From Reginald Spessmehn (Assistant):
r u gonna fuck her
? To Reginald Spessmehn:
I hope so
? From Reginald Spessmehn (Assistant):
do anal dude it'll be rad
? To Reginald Spessmehn:
u know this frome xpericne
? From Reginald Spessmehn (Assistant):
yeah totes
1:42 AM - Deraekan: If I actually get to the 2dsexmen phase then what?
1:50 AM - Deraekan: Oh boy
1:50 AM - Deraekan: Here we fucking go
1:52 AM - Deraekan: OH SHIT
1:52 AM - captain mccoolkid: wat
1:52 AM - Deraekan: IM IN A DORM WITH HER
1:53 AM - Deraekan: AND AND AND
1:53 AM - Deraekan: I TOOK MY HAT OFF AND PUT IT ON THE TABL
1:54 AM - captain mccoolkid: HAHAHA
1:54 AM - captain mccoolkid: OH MY GOD
1:54 AM - Deraekan: AND AND AND
1:54 AM - Deraekan: AND
1:55 AM - Deraekan: I
1:55 AM - Deraekan: FUCKING
1:55 AM - Deraekan: PUT ALL MY SHIT IN A BACK PACK
1:55 AM - Deraekan: AND AND AND
1:56 AM - Deraekan: I GOT THIS SELLECK MOUSTACHE
1:56 AM - Deraekan: AND AND AND
1:56 AM - Deraekan: IT LOOKS RETARDED
1:58 AM - Deraekan: OH FUCK
1:58 AM - Deraekan: OH FUCK
1:58 AM - Deraekan: HERE WE GO
1:58 AM - Deraekan: IM
1:58 AM - Deraekan: SOHFSUIFH
1:59 AM - Deraekan: PINK UNDERWEAR
1:59 AM - captain mccoolkid: kawaii
1:59 AM - Deraekan: I'M JUST FUCKING LYING DOWN
1:59 AM - Deraekan: OH MY GOD
1:59 AM - Deraekan: SHES OOEFNC
1:59 AM - Deraekan: ON TOP OF ME
1:59 AM - Deraekan: AND SHE'S LYING DOWN
2:01 AM - Deraekan: : Derek Rook pulls Lila's underwear down all fucking smooth
2:02 AM - Deraekan: OH FUCK
2:02 AM - Deraekan: GALO
2:02 AM - Deraekan: Or
2:02 AM - Deraekan: wait
2:02 AM - captain mccoolkid: this is
2:02 AM - Deraekan: What is this
2:02 AM - captain mccoolkid: beatdown or some shit
2:02 AM - Deraekan: Derek Rook slides mister rook in
2:02 AM - Deraekan: Oh my god
2:03 AM - Deraekan: Derek Rook starts some thrusting kissing action. grabbing dat ass while he does it
2:04 AM - captain mccoolkid: Peter Olaf says, "Reggie did you forget the safeword or something"
2:07 AM - Deraekan: Derek Rook reels dat ass in like a big fish and ups the thrusting power
2:07 AM - Deraekan: My pelvis is augmented
2:09 AM - Deraekan: Derek Rook lets out a moan like an oven about to overheat and puts his thrusting power to the max. panting like a hot dog on the fourth of july
2:11 AM - Deraekan: Derek Rook releases his life serum like a can of coolwhip and howls like a banshee.
Lila Desminto clenches a fist, blinking. She then releases all tension, relaxed all of a sudden.
Derek Rook blinks.
Derek Rook says, "Well that was fun"
You are now getting up
Lila Desminto says, "Mhm."