Title: Sarah, is that you? Author: Jwizzle1220 Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/u5ju4hT5 First Edit: Wednesday 2nd of January 2013 10:23:01 PM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 2nd of January 2013 10:23:01 PM CDT >Day whattheactual fuck >Morning routine of shit, shower, shave >Go down stairs and feel somethings off Huh. Normally SHE would be here by now. >Go to grab cereal >None left Well shit. >Grab clothes and head out >It's quiet... >Continue walking to market with no pony seen >Then you see it Hello..? >The shadow zooms by you again >Terrified as fuck >It approaches >Scream like a bitch Wait a minute, you're just a pony. >It turns around >You're stunned >Where its face is supposed to be is Sarah Jessica Parker WHAT THE FUCK >It comes towards you >It lets out a blood curdling scream >100s of them now appear Stay back.. Stay back.. >One of them blindsides you and you get knocked out     >You wake up pinned to an alter >Struggle against the ropes binding >No use HELP >No response Somebody!! >A shadowy figure approaches You! Please you gotta help me! There ar- >You stop >That face >That fucking face GET AWAY >Struggle against ropes yet again to no avail Wait a second.. >That pink mane.. no it cant- >"Is being sacrificed to a cult wearing Sarah Jessica Parker's face your fetish anon?" OH FUCK NO >"oh..." Now will you please untie me? >"o-oka-.." >Suddenly about 20 more ponys join in Uhm.. guys? >They knock Fluttershy out >One gets ontop of you and starts to rub your now hot erection What are yo- >"shhh.. be a good boy" >Suddenly she sticks it in >Oh god you're a horse fucker >OH GOD YOU'RE FUCKING A HORSE WEARING SARAH JESSICA PARKERS FACE >Flailing now >She holds a knife to you >"Be good now..   >Continue for about an hour before she's had enough >Whew.. Can I leave now? >"No." >They place fluttershy ontop of you >"Now then, time for the ritual" >They begin to hack away at her >Blood is pouring into your mouth >Start chocking on the dead mare's blood OH GOD STOP >They cut off a chunk of her hind leg and shove it into your mouth >"Swallow." >You obey in fear for your life >"Good" >"Now then.." >They insert your member into the dead mare WHAT THE FUCK NO STO- >Once again the knife, only this time they take off a finger >You wail like a bitch >You now obey.. > Screwing a dead pony until you can take no more >At last you finish Please let me go.. I wont tell anyone!! >"We cant let that happen Anon.." No.. NO.. >They slowly carve open your chest and feast apon your intestines while you watch >You let out one last wail before they shove fluttershys corpse into your own rib cage, killing you in the process >They sew you up >Use you as a pinata >Guts explode >Feast of epic proportions