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Sarah, is that you?

By: Jwizzle1220 on Jan 2nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.55 KB  |  hits: 16  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day whattheactual fuck
  2. >Morning routine of shit, shower, shave
  3. >Go down stairs and feel somethings off
  4. Huh. Normally SHE would be here by now.
  5. >Go to grab cereal
  6. >None left
  7. Well shit.
  8. >Grab clothes and head out
  9. >It's quiet...
  10. >Continue walking to market with no pony seen
  11. >Then you see it
  12. Hello..?
  13. >The shadow zooms by you again
  14. >Terrified as fuck
  15. >It approaches
  16. >Scream like a bitch
  17. Wait a minute, you're just a pony.
  18. >It turns around
  19. >You're stunned
  20. >Where its face is supposed to be is Sarah Jessica Parker
  21. WHAT THE FUCK
  22. >It comes towards you
  23. >It lets out a blood curdling scream
  24. >100s of them now appear
  25. Stay back.. Stay back..
  26. >One of them blindsides you and you get knocked out
  27.  
  28.  
  29. >You wake up pinned to an alter
  30. >Struggle against the ropes binding
  31. >No use
  32. HELP
  33. >No response
  34. Somebody!!
  35. >A shadowy figure approaches
  36. You! Please you gotta help me! There ar-
  37. >You stop
  38. >That face
  39. >That fucking face
  40. GET AWAY
  41. >Struggle against ropes yet again to no avail
  42. Wait a second..
  43. >That pink mane.. no it cant-
  44. >"Is being sacrificed to a cult wearing Sarah Jessica Parker's face your fetish anon?"
  45. OH FUCK NO
  46. >"oh..."
  47. Now will you please untie me?
  48. >"o-oka-.."
  49. >Suddenly about 20 more ponys join in
  50. Uhm.. guys?
  51. >They knock Fluttershy out
  52. >One gets ontop of you and starts to rub your now hot erection
  53. What are yo-
  54. >"shhh.. be a good boy"
  55. >Suddenly she sticks it in
  56. >Oh god you're a horse fucker
  57. >OH GOD YOU'RE FUCKING A HORSE WEARING SARAH JESSICA PARKERS FACE
  58. >Flailing now
  59. >She holds a knife to you
  60. >"Be good now..
  61.  
  62. >Continue for about an hour before she's had enough
  63. >Whew..
  64. Can I leave now?
  65. >"No."
  66. >They place fluttershy ontop of you
  67. >"Now then, time for the ritual"
  68. >They begin to hack away at her
  69. >Blood is pouring into your mouth
  70. >Start chocking on the dead mare's blood
  71. OH GOD STOP
  72. >They cut off a chunk of her hind leg and shove it into your mouth
  73. >"Swallow."
  74. >You obey in fear for your life
  75. >"Good"
  76. >"Now then.."
  77. >They insert your member into the dead mare
  78. WHAT THE FUCK
  79. NO
  80. STO-
  81. >Once again the knife, only this time they take off a finger
  82. >You wail like a bitch
  83. >You now obey..
  84. > Screwing a dead pony until you can take no more
  85. >At last you finish
  86. Please let me go.. I wont tell anyone!!
  87. >"We cant let that happen Anon.."
  88. No..
  89. NO..
  90. >They slowly carve open your chest and feast apon your intestines while you watch
  91. >You let out one last wail before they shove fluttershys corpse into your own rib cage, killing you in the process
  92. >They sew you up
  93. >Use you as a pinata
  94. >Guts explode
  95. >Feast of epic proportions
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