- >Day time travel
- >You are Samurai-Anon
- >Your goal s to slay the evil Fluttershy who has taken your beloved Krilln
- >Oh that Krillin and his sexy bald head
- >Anyways, back to the story
- >You head into the den of Fluttershy and confront her
- I have come to stop you foul being!
- >"No you don't anon, you wouldn't want me to harm Krillin's little head would you?"
- >"GOKUUUUUUU!!"
- Who the hells Goku!?
- YOU WHORE
- >"Uhm.. anon, whts going on?
- Just kill him. He no longer intrests me
- >"uh.. okay.." She crushes his head
- KRILLIN!!!
- >"B-but you told me to!"
- Oh yeah.
- >"N-now Mr.. you're gonna have sex with me"
- No thanks, I think I'm gonna go get some coffee
- >"You can't get away that easily" she says as she grabs you
- >What the hell?
- >Now she was a giant bat like thing
- >"i-is having sex with a flying bat your fetish anon?"
- No, now get off of me
- >You pull out your magic katana
- >Worth every bit you spent [spoiler and every "favor" you had to do as well [/spoiler]
- >You strike her with the gleaming katana
- >"ahhh--- so does that make knifeplay your fettish?"
- >What the hell? You just hit her and it did nothing
- What sort of demon are you?!?
- >"You will soon find out"
- >She opens a portal sending you into a future full of Fluttershys
- >They all charge you and rip off your clothing while fighting over your hot monkey dick
- >Fucking Flutter-Haku
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Samurai Anon (Short)
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