Title:           PASTA MAN
Author:          Jwizzle1220
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First Edit:      Wednesday 2nd of January 2013 10:25:04 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 2nd of January 2013 10:25:04 PM CDT

>Day of reckoning in Equestria
>You wake up once more in this candy horse-- er pony land
>You've been here for more than 3 months now
>Everyday seems to be the same, wake up shave, shit, shower, then SHE comes
>Everyday the yellow menace comes with the same "Is !@#%!@ your fettish anon?"
>And everyday you reply the same "No fluttershy, go home"
Oh well, time to start
>And so your day goes on, yet no sign of fluttershy
Weird..
>You shrug it off and head out
Pancakes sound good today
>You head out to Danny's to get some coffee, a cinnimon bagel, and pancakes
>Funny, Danny's was just like your Denny's back on earth
>You head out once more and see Fluttershy
>Here we go
>She comes up
>"Hi anon" She says smiling
What's your guess today fluttershy
>"You'll see, I know I got it today!" She smiles and darts off
That damn mare...
>You shrug it off
>You haven't really seen anypony else for awhile, so you decide to see some old friends
>Lucky for you there was a party today apparently at Sugarcube Corner
>Better go get ready
>You head off to go buy a suit for the occasion
 
 
>You are fluttershy
>You were out today, buying some things needed for tonights "party"
Oh anon.. this will certainly be a "party" just not for you..
>You giggle at the thought
>You had gotten help from a few friends to finally get anon
>Pinkie-- for obvious reasons
>She was a crazy party animal always looking for a good lat
>Twilight-- I bet shes never even see a thing befor
>You laugh
>Lastly Rainbow-- It was hard but throw in a round with solely you and she was in
>Tonight was gonna be good, and you couldn't wait
You will be mine anon, oh yes..
 
 
>You are anon
>Rairity had promised to make you a suit, and that she did
>You try it on
I look like a mobster
>"Er.. A what sweetie?" Rarity looks puzzled
Oh nothing
>You smile
Just something on earth we had
>"Oh, well they must have been very charming" She blushes
Let's not have you want me too
>Rarity laughs
>"Sorry deary, but a barbarian like you could never be with a goddess such as myself:
>You both laugh
Thanks again Rarity
>"No problem deary, have fun tonight"
>What you didn't know was that Rarity was in on this event scheme too
>She used weak stiching for easy rip clothers
>"Have fun indeed anonymous.." she lets out a laugh as you exit
Weird mares in this town..
 
 
>You arrive at the party looking dapper as fuck
>You picked up a hat on your way, just for the extra ganger effect
>You walk in and are greeted by a few of your friend
>"HIANONIMSOEXCITEDTOSEEYOUHERETODAYOHMY-"
Hi Pinky..
>Rainbow just looks at you with a glare
>Creepy much
>"Hello anonymous im sure you'll find tonight quite Exhilarating"
>"Exhilarating" you think
>She must not get out much
I hope so Twilight
>"Uhm.. h.. hi anon" Fluttershy comes up and hugs you
>You pry her off
Hi fluttershy
>"WELL WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR, LETS PARTY" Pinkie says
>You start off playing pin the tail on the zebra
>Once again, similar to pin the tail on the donkey back on earth
>You win, mainly because you have fingers
>Rainbow was pissed about losing, but would never say it
>Hours fly by
>You're actuall having fun
>Then shit hit the fan.. literally, Pinkie was wasted and therew her shit at the fan
 
 
Well girls, I suppose I should be heading home
>"You're not getting away that easily anon.." says Rainbow
>"You've had your fun.. now for ours" says Pinkie
>"Uhm.. sorry anon.. i'm here for the expierence" twilight blushes
>"I told you today you'd be mine.."
What.. what's going on
>The four mares back you into a wall and you panic
Girls..can't we talk this out?
>"We've talked plenty for tonight, now we get to have REAL fun"
>Twilight levitates you and holds you to the floor while Rainbow ties you up
>Pinkie and Fluttershy close all the windows and come back with a bag
Come on girls.. what are you doing
>"Shh.."
>"Yeah anon, just be good"
Oh god, what are yo uguys gon-
>Rainbow shoves a hoof in your mouth
>"Get the gag"
 
 
>The ponys begin to tear off your clothes
>How the hell were they ripping this easily
>Did-
>No time to think, oh god you're just in your boxers
Mrffr
>"What's that? You wanna take all of us on at once?" Says rainbow
>"OH anon you dog" says Pinkie
>Fluttershy smiles with those bedroom eyes
>Twilight has her face in a book and then closes it
>Okay girls.. so we start off like this
>She grasps your erect member and pulls on it hard
>You flinch
>The other mares join in
>"You gotta work it hard guys!" Shouts rainbow as she jerks faster
>Oh god you're gonna
>You jerk up and let go
>It splashes all over rainbow and twilight
>"No fair!" "Share" says Pinkie and Fluttershy
>You sit there
>"Oh god.. its gonna happen"
>Twilight sits on your face and rubs her marehood right on your nose
>"oo..oohh an-anon..
>Pinkie whips out a stallion dildo and just sits back and goes crazy on herself
>Fluttershy positions herself right ontop of you and slids your member in
>"Oh yes.. buck me like a school filly!" she yells as she uses her wings to flap up and down on anon jr.
>Rainbow flies over and goes out full 69ing with Pinkie
>You orgasm yet again
 
>You don't know how long it went on, or how many orgasms you had but it was over
>Or so you thought
>Ive been guessing your fettish anon.. can you guess mine"
>Fluttershy walks out in a full gimp suit and leather whip
>Mrrr..
>You feel yourself to weak to protest
>Everyone had gone to sleep, except this damn mare
>But she didn't know that what was her fettish, was your severe allergy
>As she ginds on you your lungs close up, causing you to choke
>"Anon!?!"
>The lights in your eyes fade out
>Is it over..
>You pass out..
 
 
>You wake up in a strange place
>You see a volcano explode behind you
>OH GOD WHAT THE
>Beer showers you
What the..
>"Ahh my child, you have arrived"
Who are you..
>You turn around
MY LORD
>You bow
>Before you was your overlord
>The flying Spahetti Monster in all his glory
>You put on your past strainer and salute him
Im sorry my lord
>"Rise child"
>"It is time"
For?
>"For you to return to the living my dear boy"
I...oh god.. im dead?
>"Yes, but I shall bring you back with your newfound power"
Thank you my lord!
>He presses you with his noodly appendage and your black out
 
 
>When you wake up you dont feel whole
>Why is everyone crying and panicing
>Oh hey you're a pile of noodles
>WAIT WHAT
>You suddenly reanimate as yourself
>"ANON!" They all scream
No you dont!
>You spray noodles and they bind Fluttershy
What the..
>"ooooooooo" says pinkie
>You spray her
>"Oh no you dont, you're not getting away" says Rainbow and Twilight
>You spray Rainbow and Twilight in your magic resistant noodles
I'm off now ladies!
>You turn into a noodle and float away in the wind
 
 
>You come back to human form and look up
OH NO A METEOR
FORM OF
SPAGHETTI
>You turn into a dish of Spaghetti and sit there
>As the odly shaped meteor [spoiler] pic related [/spoiler] decends ponys scream
>Then you hear a cannon shot
>Suddenly Super Braeburn gets flung into the meteor
>He kicks it back into space saving Equestria
>"Oooo pasta"
>Braeburn takes you home and has sex with you as you are still a pasta dish
>You suddenly turn back
Ooo Braeburn..
>"Oh pasta..."
>You both finish
>"WHAT IN TARNATION"
IM OFF
FORM OF
PASTA
>You fly off
>Today was an average day