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PASTA MAN

By: Jwizzle1220 on Jan 2nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 7.30 KB  |  hits: 10  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day of reckoning in Equestria
  2. >You wake up once more in this candy horse-- er pony land
  3. >You've been here for more than 3 months now
  4. >Everyday seems to be the same, wake up shave, shit, shower, then SHE comes
  5. >Everyday the yellow menace comes with the same "Is !@#%!@ your fettish anon?"
  6. >And everyday you reply the same "No fluttershy, go home"
  7. Oh well, time to start
  8. >And so your day goes on, yet no sign of fluttershy
  9. Weird..
  10. >You shrug it off and head out
  11. Pancakes sound good today
  12. >You head out to Danny's to get some coffee, a cinnimon bagel, and pancakes
  13. >Funny, Danny's was just like your Denny's back on earth
  14. >You head out once more and see Fluttershy
  15. >Here we go
  16. >She comes up
  17. >"Hi anon" She says smiling
  18. What's your guess today fluttershy
  19. >"You'll see, I know I got it today!" She smiles and darts off
  20. That damn mare...
  21. >You shrug it off
  22. >You haven't really seen anypony else for awhile, so you decide to see some old friends
  23. >Lucky for you there was a party today apparently at Sugarcube Corner
  24. >Better go get ready
  25. >You head off to go buy a suit for the occasion
  26.  
  27.  
  28. >You are fluttershy
  29. >You were out today, buying some things needed for tonights "party"
  30. Oh anon.. this will certainly be a "party" just not for you..
  31. >You giggle at the thought
  32. >You had gotten help from a few friends to finally get anon
  33. >Pinkie-- for obvious reasons
  34. >She was a crazy party animal always looking for a good lat
  35. >Twilight-- I bet shes never even see a thing befor
  36. >You laugh
  37. >Lastly Rainbow-- It was hard but throw in a round with solely you and she was in
  38. >Tonight was gonna be good, and you couldn't wait
  39. You will be mine anon, oh yes..
  40.  
  41.  
  42. >You are anon
  43. >Rairity had promised to make you a suit, and that she did
  44. >You try it on
  45. I look like a mobster
  46. >"Er.. A what sweetie?" Rarity looks puzzled
  47. Oh nothing
  48. >You smile
  49. Just something on earth we had
  50. >"Oh, well they must have been very charming" She blushes
  51. Let's not have you want me too
  52. >Rarity laughs
  53. >"Sorry deary, but a barbarian like you could never be with a goddess such as myself:
  54. >You both laugh
  55. Thanks again Rarity
  56. >"No problem deary, have fun tonight"
  57. >What you didn't know was that Rarity was in on this event scheme too
  58. >She used weak stiching for easy rip clothers
  59. >"Have fun indeed anonymous.." she lets out a laugh as you exit
  60. Weird mares in this town..
  61.  
  62.  
  63. >You arrive at the party looking dapper as fuck
  64. >You picked up a hat on your way, just for the extra ganger effect
  65. >You walk in and are greeted by a few of your friend
  66. >"HIANONIMSOEXCITEDTOSEEYOUHERETODAYOHMY-"
  67. Hi Pinky..
  68. >Rainbow just looks at you with a glare
  69. >Creepy much
  70. >"Hello anonymous im sure you'll find tonight quite Exhilarating"
  71. >"Exhilarating" you think
  72. >She must not get out much
  73. I hope so Twilight
  74. >"Uhm.. h.. hi anon" Fluttershy comes up and hugs you
  75. >You pry her off
  76. Hi fluttershy
  77. >"WELL WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR, LETS PARTY" Pinkie says
  78. >You start off playing pin the tail on the zebra
  79. >Once again, similar to pin the tail on the donkey back on earth
  80. >You win, mainly because you have fingers
  81. >Rainbow was pissed about losing, but would never say it
  82. >Hours fly by
  83. >You're actuall having fun
  84. >Then shit hit the fan.. literally, Pinkie was wasted and therew her shit at the fan
  85.  
  86.  
  87. Well girls, I suppose I should be heading home
  88. >"You're not getting away that easily anon.." says Rainbow
  89. >"You've had your fun.. now for ours" says Pinkie
  90. >"Uhm.. sorry anon.. i'm here for the expierence" twilight blushes
  91. >"I told you today you'd be mine.."
  92. What.. what's going on
  93. >The four mares back you into a wall and you panic
  94. Girls..can't we talk this out?
  95. >"We've talked plenty for tonight, now we get to have REAL fun"
  96. >Twilight levitates you and holds you to the floor while Rainbow ties you up
  97. >Pinkie and Fluttershy close all the windows and come back with a bag
  98. Come on girls.. what are you doing
  99. >"Shh.."
  100. >"Yeah anon, just be good"
  101. Oh god, what are yo uguys gon-
  102. >Rainbow shoves a hoof in your mouth
  103. >"Get the gag"
  104.  
  105.  
  106. >The ponys begin to tear off your clothes
  107. >How the hell were they ripping this easily
  108. >Did-
  109. >No time to think, oh god you're just in your boxers
  110. Mrffr
  111. >"What's that? You wanna take all of us on at once?" Says rainbow
  112. >"OH anon you dog" says Pinkie
  113. >Fluttershy smiles with those bedroom eyes
  114. >Twilight has her face in a book and then closes it
  115. >Okay girls.. so we start off like this
  116. >She grasps your erect member and pulls on it hard
  117. >You flinch
  118. >The other mares join in
  119. >"You gotta work it hard guys!" Shouts rainbow as she jerks faster
  120. >Oh god you're gonna
  121. >You jerk up and let go
  122. >It splashes all over rainbow and twilight
  123. >"No fair!" "Share" says Pinkie and Fluttershy
  124. >You sit there
  125. >"Oh god.. its gonna happen"
  126. >Twilight sits on your face and rubs her marehood right on your nose
  127. >"oo..oohh an-anon..
  128. >Pinkie whips out a stallion dildo and just sits back and goes crazy on herself
  129. >Fluttershy positions herself right ontop of you and slids your member in
  130. >"Oh yes.. buck me like a school filly!" she yells as she uses her wings to flap up and down on anon jr.
  131. >Rainbow flies over and goes out full 69ing with Pinkie
  132. >You orgasm yet again
  133.  
  134. >You don't know how long it went on, or how many orgasms you had but it was over
  135. >Or so you thought
  136. >Ive been guessing your fettish anon.. can you guess mine"
  137. >Fluttershy walks out in a full gimp suit and leather whip
  138. >Mrrr..
  139. >You feel yourself to weak to protest
  140. >Everyone had gone to sleep, except this damn mare
  141. >But she didn't know that what was her fettish, was your severe allergy
  142. >As she ginds on you your lungs close up, causing you to choke
  143. >"Anon!?!"
  144. >The lights in your eyes fade out
  145. >Is it over..
  146. >You pass out..
  147.  
  148.  
  149. >You wake up in a strange place
  150. >You see a volcano explode behind you
  151. >OH GOD WHAT THE
  152. >Beer showers you
  153. What the..
  154. >"Ahh my child, you have arrived"
  155. Who are you..
  156. >You turn around
  157. MY LORD
  158. >You bow
  159. >Before you was your overlord
  160. >The flying Spahetti Monster in all his glory
  161. >You put on your past strainer and salute him
  162. Im sorry my lord
  163. >"Rise child"
  164. >"It is time"
  165. For?
  166. >"For you to return to the living my dear boy"
  167. I...oh god.. im dead?
  168. >"Yes, but I shall bring you back with your newfound power"
  169. Thank you my lord!
  170. >He presses you with his noodly appendage and your black out
  171.  
  172.  
  173. >When you wake up you dont feel whole
  174. >Why is everyone crying and panicing
  175. >Oh hey you're a pile of noodles
  176. >WAIT WHAT
  177. >You suddenly reanimate as yourself
  178. >"ANON!" They all scream
  179. No you dont!
  180. >You spray noodles and they bind Fluttershy
  181. What the..
  182. >"ooooooooo" says pinkie
  183. >You spray her
  184. >"Oh no you dont, you're not getting away" says Rainbow and Twilight
  185. >You spray Rainbow and Twilight in your magic resistant noodles
  186. I'm off now ladies!
  187. >You turn into a noodle and float away in the wind
  188.  
  189.  
  190. >You come back to human form and look up
  191. OH NO A METEOR
  192. FORM OF
  193. SPAGHETTI
  194. >You turn into a dish of Spaghetti and sit there
  195. >As the odly shaped meteor [spoiler] pic related [/spoiler] decends ponys scream
  196. >Then you hear a cannon shot
  197. >Suddenly Super Braeburn gets flung into the meteor
  198. >He kicks it back into space saving Equestria
  199. >"Oooo pasta"
  200. >Braeburn takes you home and has sex with you as you are still a pasta dish
  201. >You suddenly turn back
  202. Ooo Braeburn..
  203. >"Oh pasta..."
  204. >You both finish
  205. >"WHAT IN TARNATION"
  206. IM OFF
  207. FORM OF
  208. PASTA
  209. >You fly off
  210. >Today was an average day