- >You wake up early morning to the sound of breakfast being cooked
- >Smells like.. burning plastic..
- >Rush downstairs being worried of a fire
- >You look around and see fluttershy holding a tray of black blobs you presume to be pancakes
- >"oh..uhm.. good morning. They came out a little..overdone" fluttershy blushes
- Uh.. no thanks. I think i'll just take an apple and head out
- >"Oh uhm..Ican show youaround.. if youd like that is"
- I guess, not really sure where the city is from here anyways
- >You smile and head out with fluttershy
- >You know, for being in a magical land full of talking ponyys, you acted pretty normal
- >You wave at strangers as they awkwardly stare at you
- >Guess im a rare sight here
- >"Well anon we're here"
- Where is "here" exactly
- >"Well.. this is sugarcube corner, this is where Pinkie works
- Oh okay, well lets go in
- >You pull on the door to no avail
- >You keep pulling for a solid minute
- This doors liek glued shut
- >You look at the door again
- >Push
- >Figures
- >Fluttershy giggles
- >You try to play it off cool, but god you were an idiot
- >"Hiya anon!" Pinkie jumps up from behind the counter with a huge grin
- Hiya Pinkie
- >"So how are you this fine morning? OhWaitDidYouComeHereToAskToHangOutBecause-"
- Whoa whoa whoa..what
- >"Dont mind her anon, she just gets excited" Fluttershy says
- Well.. okay
- So uh, whatta ya got here?
- >"Well im glad you asked!"
- >After hours of tasting different drinks and sweets you finally say something
- No more.. oh please no more
- >"Awh but we havent even made it half way!And you never got to try my world favorite cupcakes!"
- >Did her eyes just roll into the back of her head
- >Lets erase that
- >Eyerollin.exe has been deleted
- Much better
- >"What was that anon" Fluttershy turns
- Oh nothing
- >"Thatll be 8675309 bits" Pinkie says smiling as though that was nothing
- Wait what.. bits.. what
- >"Well then.. guess you could work it off!" Pinkie says
- >She throws a shirt with a leaf on it over you
- >"Now then, I need you to deliver this furniture to fluttershy"
- Uhm.. okay
- >You hand it to fluttershy
- >"No silly! You gotta deliver it"
- How am I supposed to carrry a couch all the way to fluttershys
- >"Thats for you to do, hehe" Pinkie smiles
- >"Anon I can he-"
- >"Nonono fluttershy, let your boyfriend do it" pinkie teases
- >Wait what.. boyfriend..
- >You shrug it off
- I guess I better get going
- >You head out with fluttershy close behind you
- >You arrive at her cottage after an hour long trudge
- >You walk in the to find it pitch black
- >You flick on the light switch
- >"SURPRISE"
- >"WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA" "yall"
- >All your new found friends were there
- >Hey wait.. you had friends..
- >You just kinda zone out for a second
- >"Uh, anon, you okay?" says rainbow
- What? Yeah yeah, im fine
- >"Well then, lets PAR-TY" says pikie throwing a bottle of.. hard cider?
- >Whatever, you shotgun it like its nothing
- >"Geez anon, party much?" says rainbow laughing
- I like to think so
- >You crack open another bottle
- >Hours fly by as you play games from pin the tail on the donkey to cider pony
- >You've downed about 7 hard ciders and feel more powerful than Morgan Freeman in Bruce Almighty
- >Everyone is pretty much knocked out or puking
- >Except fluttershy
- >You dont think shes drank once this whole night
- He- *hic* hey shy.. want some
- >You hand her a bottle
- >"Uhm, no thanks, Im not much of a drinker" she says shyly
- Suit yourself
- >That makes 8
- >You look over to see shy staring at you
- Uh.. hi
- >"Uhm..anon.."
- Yeah?
- >You guys share a glance for a second then she turns away
- >"ne-nevermind" she blushes
- Come on you can tell me
- >You smile
- >She moves in close
- Uh.. you're a li-
- >She swoops in almost instantly
- >Your lips were right against eachother
- >You were to stunned to pull away
- >"ANON AND FLUTTERSHY SITTING IN A TREE" rainbow shouts
- >You pull away
- >You just sit there, dumbstruck
- >Fluttershy snuggles close
- >"Oh anon.. I.. you.. you make me so happy"
- >She goes in for another kiss
- >You shove her away
- >"Anon?"
- I.. What the.. no, that never happened.
- >You run out of the hosue
- >Or well.. youshould say stumbled like a mad man and fell a few times
- >"Anon come back" fluttershy says
- >But you were gone
- >You are now fluttershy
- >Why did anon kiss you then run?
- >Were you a bit to forward?
- >Was he nervous?
- >Rainbow walks over to you
- >"Oooo shy you dog, I knew you had it in you" she chuckles
- Whyd he run away then
- >"Oh I bet he's playing hard to get" she pats your back
- So what do I do Rainbow?
- >"You know what all men love? A girl who would do ANYTHING"
- What do you mean..?
- >"Well, you could try to be sexy with him, maybe try his fetish" she nudges you with her tongue out
- Maybe..
- >Its settled then
- >Anon will be your Stallion.. er.. human friend
- >You smile and squee
- Thanks rainbow..
- >"No problem flutters, if you need me, i'll be sleeping by the toilet"
- >You giggle and sit down, petting angel
- >You are anon
- >You just kissed fluttershy
- >Or she kissed you
- >But you didnt pull away
- >Does that count as beastiality?
- >Wait does that even exist here
- >So many thoughts running through your mind
- >Just breath anon, breath
- Oh god whyd that happen?
- >Fucking fluttershy
- >Taking advantge of your drunk ass
- AHHHHHHHHHHHH
- >You scream out
- >You can sort this out, you were both adults
- >You think
- >Reguardless
- >Youll sort this out tomorrow
- >For now you'll just go to bed.. in the woods
- >You lay down against a tree and slowly fall asleep
- >You wake up at what you estimate at about mid day
- >Last night is a pretty big blur, alls you know is you're still in pill-popping ponyland
- Why am I in the woods? Oh god my head..
- >How many drinks did you have?
- >Eh, oh well
- >You head towards fluttershy's cottage
- >You see your other friends and wave to them
- >The all wave back but Rainbow
- >She flys over and whispers "Be gentle" and flys off
- >Be gentle
- >What?
- >Crazy mares in this world
- >You open the door and walk in
- Fluttershy im-
- >"He-hey there big boy" fluttershy says wearing a french maid oufit
- Uhm, fluttershy?
- >"You left last night, so I though you were nervous.. but now its just you and me" she says flying over to you and shutting the door
- I'm sorry but what are you doing?
- >"Well.. I thought you might like this, and I wanna impress my special somepony" she says blushing
- Oh I see, wait speci-
- >You get cut off by a swift kiss from fluttershy
- Fluttershy what are you doing!
- >"Are maids not your fetish anon.." she says, flattening her ears
- No, they arent, and look fluttershy, I like you and all but..
- >"But..?"
- I dont see us being together.. seeing as im a human.. and well.. you're a pony.
- >"But.. but.. last night" she says now starting to tear up
- Nonono dont cry, I just.. uhm.. am not intrested in anyone right now!
- >"So if I wait a bit then you'll say yes"
- >Wait what did you just do
- No, you see-
- >"Anon its okay, I understand, you just need more convincing" she says smiling
- No thats no-
- >"Dont worry anon, i'll find what you like, then you cant possibly say no" she says all giddy
- Fluttershy you're not listening to me!
- >"Soon anon shallk be mine~" fluttershy was singing as she floated around
- >She didnt hear anything you said
- Oh what have I done now..
- >"Dont worry anon, I know just what to do to convince you" fluttershy smiles
- No really, you dont have to
- >"Oh anon, you're so silly"
- No im ser-
- >Fluttershy puts a hoof against your lips
- >"Shh, I get it, you're not ready, but I will convince you to be mine" She says smiling
- >She kisses your cheek and whispers in your ear
- >"I love you anon" she blushes
- >You sit there dumbstruck
- >"I gotta go to the market sweetie, i'll be home soon" fluttershy smiles
- >Fluttershy leaves, leaving you there to your thoughts
- >So now you've really done it
- >You gave a candy horse the idea she might one day be yours
- >There was no way in hell you were gonna become a horse fucker
- What have I done?
- >You double facepalm
- >Now what have you gotten yourself into?
- >Only time could tell..
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A bad trip pt.2
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