Title:           A bad trip pt.1
Author:          Jwizzle1220
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First Edit:      Wednesday 2nd of January 2013 10:26:58 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 2nd of January 2013 10:26:58 PM CDT

>You've shut yourself out from society lately
>You hadn't gone out it days
>Alls you've had to eat lately was cereal and even that was running low
>"Well now i've gotta actually go out" you think
>You grab your jacket and head out
>You walk to the nearest market
>On your way you begin to think about the past year of your life
>You had it all, joy, friends, everything you wanted
>Now look at you
>Haven't shaved in a week, always slur when you speak from the booze
>It was going great before..
>Even her.. you never got to tell her how you felt before..
 
~~Panning back to 3 months ago~~
>You wake up
>You hear the train zoom by
Right non time as usua
>You chuckle to yourself
>Lifes pretty usual
>You get up and head out to begin your daily hunt for odd jobs
Hey Tim, whatta ya got today?
>"Eh well, you can clean the toilets or go plow snow"
Tough choice.. ehh snow
>"No one ever wants to clean the toilets" he chuckles
>You enjoyed Tim, he was a few years older than you but he had a good heart
>He tosses you a shovel and you get to work
>"HELPP!!"
>You hear someone shout out
>Oh god you better get help
>No time though!
>You rush to the alley and seeing an old begger being mugged
Leave him alone!
>You charge at the mugger who was wielding a crow bar
>He swings and knocks the wind clean out of you
>You go down panting
Gah...
>The stranger goes in for the kill.. he swings and-
BANG!
>Standing there was Tim with his trusty sawnoff
>You always feared that thing, but now you see why he keeps it
Oh thank you so much Tim.. I was a gonner
>You spit out blood and wipe the side of your face
>"No problem man, you gonna be okay"
Yeah.. im gonna be fine
Hows the ol-
>You look and the begger is no longer there
>"Whatcha lookin for Anon?"
There was.. I heard..
>"You sure you're okay man?"
Yeah.. can I have the rest of the day off?
>"Yeah, go get some rest buddy"
>He pats your back and sends you off
 
 
>You arrive at home after a 15 minute walk
Where did that old guy go.. did he get away?
>You knew you saw him, you weren't crazy
>Knock knock
>You answer the door and there he is
How did you.. Where did you..
>"Easy there tiger, I just stopped by to say my thanks"
It was nothing really, but are you hurt, do you need anything?
>"haha, nah, these old bones are sturdy as steel" he makes a fist and pounds his chest
Alright, but still, where'd you go?
>"I have my ways" he chuckles
>He was a bit off to you, but you didnt feel threatened
So uh.. I guess you can go now
>You say awkwardly
>"Now now, I believe I'm in debt to you, so to repay it I offer this"
>The man holds out his hand with a pill it
Woah man, I know you're just trying to be nice but im not that kinda guy
>"Now now, I insist"
>Oh god what do you do.. he's not taking no for an answer
Uh.. okay
>You take the pill
Thanks..
You can leave now
>"Take it"
Wha-
>"Take it."
>You dont know why but you just took it there
>Like you were mesmerized
>"See you around"
Wait what did I just-
>You look out into the hallway yet he was gone
What just hap-
>Your vision turns fuzzy
>Damnit he drugged you
>What if you die?
>Oh god
>You try to dial 911 but couldnt make it
>You black out on the floor...
 
 
>You wake up in a lush forest
>No, it's just a dream, that pill you took musta
>"Wh-what are you?" says a strange yellow.. wait what?!
>Did that horse thing just talk?
How are you talking!?
>"Eep it speaks!" it dats off
>What was that
>You get out and slowly wander off in no specific direction
Soon i'll wake up, and be fine
>What if you didn't wake up though.. oh god
>You suddenly drop
>Your legs still weren't working properly
He..Help..
Helpp..
HELPP!..
>Suddenly the bana horse comes back and shly walks up to you
>"uh.. is.. is something wrong?" she says sheepishly
He..
>You black out once more
 
 
>You wake up in a warm fuzzy bed
God.. that was some trip
>You rub your eyes and look around
>wait a second..
>"Oh good your up!" the magic banana horse jumps out of nowhere to your side
>"I was scared that you were hurt.. so I took you here" she says blushing
>Why is she blushing
>How do horses blush
>Oh yeah, you're on a trip, duh
Well.. uh... thanks.. horse lady
>"Uhm.. its called ponys.. and uhm.. im.. Fluttershy" she says smiling with a light blush
Thanks then Fluttershy..
>"You're welcome Calvin.."
>Wait what
Wait what.. my names anon? Where did you get that name from?
>Her face is now ripe apple red
>Well uh.. your clothes were dirty.. and it was written all over your underwear.."
Well that makes sense
Wait!
You were in my underwear!
>"Th..they were dirty!" she says blushing
Okay.. you better not have dug around
>She just sits there smiling and blushing
>Not like this matters I guess.. It was all a bad trip
>"You need more rest though mr so.."
Okay okay, I got it "mom"
>You chuckle and go to bed
 
 
>You wake up the next morning and are surronded by even more candy hor- err "p0nys"
>You see a purple one getting all giddie, a blue one staring at you in awe, and a pink one bouncing off the walls
>You look around and see a white one admiring your clothes and an orange one wearing a cowboy hat
>Damn you must be tripping HARD
>You feel a soft petting on your head
>You look up to see Fluttershutter, or whatever her name was, brushing your hair
Uhm.. Hi?
>You wave at all the ponys
>They all are flabbergasted
[spoiler] Because the word falbbergasted is the shit thats why [/spoiler]
>They all introduce themselves so fast
So wait.. Twalot,rarity, applejack, fluttershutter, ranbow, pinkie?
>"uhmm.. its fluttershy" she says nervously
>"And its TWIlight" said the purple pony
My bad, my bad
>You tell them a bit about yourself and earth and then ask them the same
>The day goes on pretty normal
>Well as normal as talking to candy ponys could be
>For once in a great while today was pretty good
 
 
>Its almost night now
Wait guys, theres a serious problem, where do I stay?
>"He can stay with me!" Fluttershy shouts
>She blushes "at.. atleast until he has a home" she looks down smiling
>"So its settled" says twilight "anonwill remain here until we can contact the princess and figure this whole mess out
Wai-
>"Agreed" they all say while laughing and smiling
>Guess you're gonna be with miss butterwings for awhile
>"Well anon, we all have to get going. It was a pleasure meeting you" Twi says
Same to all you guys
>You smile, and not a fake one, a genuine smile
>Then they all leave
So uh.. Do Isleep on the couch or?
>"Oh no, you can sleep with me!"
uh..
>"In my bed, I mean in my bed silly" she blushes like a ripe cherry
I.. I guess thats okay
>"Oh good!"
>You head up to her room and lay in bed
Its a little small, how will we fit both of us?
>"I guess we'll have to snuggle real close" she says getting inbetween your arms
>"Goodnight Anon" she says nuzzling into your chest
Goodnight fluttershy..
>And thats how it began, the strangest, yet best time of your life