Title: /anon/ Writes a Story: Pinkie Pie 1 Author: JustLurking Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/BerZeGgm First Edit: Sunday 22nd of June 2014 12:52:29 PM CDT Last Edit: Sunday 22nd of June 2014 12:52:29 PM CDT Join the herd at MLPChan.net/anon   /anon/ Writes a Story: Pinkie Pie 1   >be Anon >be in Sugarcube Corner >You really wanted some of the goods >take a number and wait in line for 45 fucking minutes >Being Anon, you let your anger build up inside, so by the time your number was called, you were wicked fucking pissed. >You order a marzipan and the bitch in front of you got the last one >You consider killing the bitch, but you hesitate seeing the TV-Y icon in the corner >You decide that maybe ordering something else was the proper route to go >But you have no idea what to order >Time to decide is upon you. Drop of sweat rolls down your nose. >"Hiya there, Anon! Whatcha want?" Pinkie exclaims >rape >Should you muster up the courage and tell Pinkie you want to rape her? In front of everyone? >puss out and respond "y-you too" >"What?" >curl into a ball on the floor and sob >So badly you want to confess your feelings of sexual assault, but all you can do is cry >"Ahem. Sorry, got something in my eye, and freaked out." >Stand up, smile a Pinkie-worthy smile, and "Shall we try that again?" >Pinkie returns your smile and laughs. "Okay then, silly! So, whadda ya wanna order?" >"I want to order you to back dat ass up on by DICK!" >*collective gasp from onlookers* >Ponka stares lifelessly at you. It seems she's trying to process what you just said. >Needless to say, you have the biggest balls on the planet. Or you're just retarded. >slowly a sly grin spreads across her face >"Hang on Anon, we gotta close shop.." >Pinkie gives a seductive wink and starts ushering out customers >Holy shit. You're actually going to fuck a horse. >Pinkies face is in the ass of the last customer as she pushes her out the door >Pinkie locks the door, making sure that no ponies would be interrupting any time soon. >Before turning back to face Anon, Pinkies marehood tightly contracts displaying her slick, impossibly pink clit >She start trotting then do a mating call with her eyes going spastic 'HONRK HONRK HONRK !' >anon cannot control himself and replies with making fart-noises with his armpits, implying he is ready for pinkie's baked goods >Pinkie pie, to encourage her anon male to continue his mating advance further, does an eagle screech. >hearing the piercing sound of pure lust anon unzips his dick and approach the mare >As anon penetrate the mare, Pinkie pie start to glow in magic, she is reaching a nuclear fission state, she need to calm down or anon will surely perish ! >anon unzips his dick >Though Anon meant to unzip his pants, in the excitement, he ripped a substantial amount of skin off his dick, and is now screaming and bleeding >this however turns the deranged baker on and her muffle's sounds of enjoyment could be heard through her muzzle as she licks the laceration on anons dick >"Oh Anon! I love it when you bleed on me!" >Anon bleeds green goo, he's changeling ! 'Surprise !?~' He proceed to say in shame while summoning a bowl of eggs. >pinkie sees the eggs and willingly splay down on the ground with her limbs in every direction, exposing her pink cootchie to changeling anon >Anon changeling is excited by her glowing flashy pink color, he is having a seizure, the excitement of Pinkie pie is at it's highest peak, she is glowing and flashing without control as she leak nuclear waste from her cootchie. "MY FLESH IS FOREVER!" >the radioactive waste from pinkie's pee-hole mutates anon's cock, forcing it to hyper evolve into a massive sentient rape enabler "How's this for social justice?!" >"Anon no! I poop from there!" "I WILL NUNCHUCK YOUR PINK PROUD PEARLY PRUDE POTENT PRISTINE PONY PUSSY WITH MY PONY BREAD SLICER! " >anon's serpent dick splits in half and brutally hack and slash into the mare's privates >his penile changeling eggs are fired like lead out of an erotic Gatling gun all over Shuger Cube corner in frantic, random patterns >Pinkie then used her magic to rewind the thread by 4 hours >Pinkie's control over time is not fine tuned and she rewinds to a time before ponies ruled the earth, a time when humans roamed free, and Pinkie is the only talking equine >Pinkie instantly recognized that she had done it again, she looped time back to the start of equestria and would have to cull the humans once again >"Hi Hyummies! Wanna party?" >Before unleashing extreme measures, Pinkie Pie style, Pinkie felt honor bound to give the humans a hell of a send off, and what better way then a patented Pinkie Pie party >Setting off parties all along the way Pinkie makes her way to the secret H.A.A.R.P. facilitates to unleash the Automaton Living Incubation Composite Organic Regenerative Nano life form (v1) >but first she takes a big pony shit on the constitution and praises the almighty Allahcorn (peace be upon her) >And that's how Equestria was made!