Title:           Anon's Blind Date With a Horse
Author:          JustLurking
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First Edit:      Monday 14th of July 2014 03:03:57 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 14th of July 2014 03:03:57 AM CDT

>be Anon
>today's your first big date with a pony
>unfortunately for you it's going to be a blind date
>maybe you'll meet up with somep0ny like Octavia, or maybe Colgate
>wasting no more time, you tie your bow and stroll out of the library
"See you in a few, Twilight!"
>Twilight peers over the book she's studying
>"You too, Anon! Have fun!"
>There's a skip in your step as you make way to Ponyville's fanciest restaurant.
>You pluck some flowers and nearly start skipping to your destination
>Anon you gay
>Once your euphoria subsides, you take out a piece of paper from your pocket that you were told to keep
>the paper has the number of the table you were to sit at once you arrived
>27
>okay, cool, seems fine
>strolling past the colorful equines with flowers in hand, you finally approach the restaurant and your table
>you have the biggest smile on your face, as you can't wait to see who you're paired up with
>you are able to focus in on the pony sitting at the table
>it's some horse you've never seen before
>she has her red mane up and done
>she also has what looks like a scarf
"Fuck this shit, I'm out."
>taking an immediate 180, you haul ass out of that place, still retaining your smile
>on the inside you weren't happy
>you were fucking mad, dude
>like, wicked fucking pissed
>you end up giving the flowers to some mare on the streets
>and by "give", I mean you pelted the flowers at her face
>you look back and swear it was Lyra you hit
>she wouldn't mind
>nonetheless, you make the trek back to the library and then prepare to cry yourself asleep once more
>fuck Equestria