Wish on a Star

>No one counts how many days they have been on Earth

>You are Anon

>You just ended a great relationship

>Or so you thought

>Bitch cheated on you

>Broke you heart

>You had been dating her for 8 months

>You felt something, and she threw it away

>Whatever

>You're taking a walk through the woods

>Walking helps clear the mind or some shit like that

>It's a nice night out

>It's also fall so the leaves crunch under your feet

>The full moon lights your way

>You can see a lot of stars

>But one catches your attention

>It's a bright one

>Like really fucking bright

>Suddenly you think of the song "When You Wish Upon A Star"

>Isn't that song for kids

>Wishes never come true anyways

>A voice in the back of your head yells something about a plot device and to go fuck yourself

>Fuck it

I want to meet a girl who will always love me, and never will leave me

Or world peace, whatever works with you

>God this is the worst plot device ever

>You head home

>Look at the picture of you and your Ex

>You both look so happy

>You're holding a stuffed animal and she is hold a basket ball

>Yes, SHE won YOU a stuffed animal at an arcade

>You have something for the crazy chicks

>Whatevs dawg

>Realize you're really tired.

>Go to room

>Strip into boxers

>Fall asleep

 

>Wake up

>Sit up in bed

>Look next to you

>No one sharing the bed

>thatfeel.jpg

Guess that star didn't work

>Fucking Disney with their fake songs n shiz

>Morning routine

>Eat a shit breakfast

>This whole day is going to be shit isn't it

>Head outside to run errands

>First things first

>Coffee

>You need Coffee

>Head out towards coffee shop

>While walking you notice something

>There are a lot of moving trucks

>Like, a whole freaking lot

>When was the library a tree house?

>Meh, the town is always doing stupid stuff

>You didn't vote for this dumb Mayor Mare anyway.

>Some fucking democracy this is

>More like we are ruled by some queen or princess or something stupid

>Coffee shop

>Smells good

>Get large coffee

>Go run more errands

>Realize you need socks

>Only place in town open is some boutique

>Maybe they have socks

>The lady had some odd blue/purple hair thing going on

>Said it was dumb to waste her time getting you socks

>Most expensive socks you ever bought

>Why did you buy these socks

>Pick up books at dumb new tree house library

>The librarian was too busy to help you

>Had to be helped by some kid in a dragon hoodie

>Kids pretty cool though

>Then you realize it's lunch time

>You think about what you want to eat

>You want something with sugar in it

>Walk around town looking for a bakery

>Find one

>looks like a loving mother gingerbread house

>You read a nearby sign

> SUGAR CUBE CORNER

> NOW OPEN

>Well you smelled baked good so what the heck

>Open door and walk in

>Everything smells great

>Walk up to counter

>See no one

>Look over counter

>See someone's ass

>Hopefully it's a chick, cause your dick is already giving you some nasty thoughts

>They are looking through some stuff one of the drawers

*Cough* Uh, hello

>In a flash, she spins around and is now facing you

>"Oh hi! I didn't hear you enter, I'm Pinkie Pie, I work here. Well, I guess you could tell that already, anyway I'm going to take your order and WWWWWHHHHHHOOOOAAAAAAA....... I've never seen you before."

>whatthefuckisgoingon.jpg

>She talked so god damn fast

>And the pink

>SO MUCH PINK

>Pink curly hair and shit

>Wait.... Pinkie Pie

>Like the, cartoon.

>Like, My Little Pony Pinkie Pie

>Fucking Wishing apon a star

>Everything made sense now

>Well except that no one was a pony

>"Hey, crazy guy! I said I've never seen you before, you going to respond?"

Oh, uh yeah....

>Sure, you only lived here a year but...... wait

>A year?

>A year and you never noticed a bakery

>Or that the library was a treehouse

>Or that everything felt magical............

>Oh dear bucking Celestia

Uhhhhhhhhhh.....

>Quick, come up with something

I'm..... New here?

>Oh cool, yeah, no really, not suspicious at all.

>no really

>"New? Well now I have to throw you a PARTY!"

>The emphasis on the word party was a bit scary, but you knew what was going on.

Uhhh, cool a party.

>"Yeah, meet me and everyone in ponyville here in an hour."

>Cool, yeah, an hour.

>Run out of Sugar Cube Corner

>Run home

>Run in house

>Everything seems normal

>But feels off

>Stop and think, it's fine, you lived here your whole life

> Fortunently, you weren't teleported to the pony world, they were teleported to you.

>At least no yellow pony will try to rape you

>Why does that comfort you?

>Look get over it.

>Pick up copy of "If wishes were real"

>You knew it was a good idea to pick this book up

>Open to index

>Find "Accidentally combining two worlds with a wish."

>It is really your lucky day isn't it?

>Read the section

>"If you combined you world to another through a wish, do not worry. No one other than you will be able to tell the difference."

>That's good

>"Just go with the flow, everything will work out"

>Well, books can't lie now can they

>Look at watch, still have time before party

>Better go out and meet the your new neighbors

>Met a few cool people

>Applejack still has some obsession with apples

>Kind of creepy

>While Walking, you look a the houses

>They look really dumb in real life

>In a cartoon it's cute, but in real li-

>You just bumped into someone

>Smooth one

>You look at her

>Pink hair and sweater

>Fluttershy

>and Because you bumped into her all the animal food she was carrying is all over the ground

>"Oh dear"

I'm so sorry

>"No, it's me, I should have watch were I was eep"

>Oh shit

>She just realized she doesn't know you

>Bitch always has to be fucking shy

>You'll never get her to say anything

>Unless

Look, it's my fault, you have no reason to apologize

>Start picking up food

>"Oh you don't-"

Yes I do

>You help her pick up the food

>You then realize there is 4 bags

>She is carrying too much

Let me help you

>When did you become the gentleman?

>After some arguing, you help her carry her bags to the cottage

>Arrive at cottage

>Drop off bags in kitchen

You sure you don't need any more help

>"Yes."

You sure? I mean it must be really hard to all this work on your own.

>Sure turns and looks you dead in the eyes

>"I've never met anyone like you."

>What

>"No one ever offers to help me as much as you have today"

Well I just feel that you could use some help

>"No, you are just a really nice guy..... I don't know how I could repay you"

>She's blushing

>Oh fuck you've done it now

>Look at your watch

>Almost time for the party

Hey.... I got to go......

>You turn and run

>Why are you running from a relationship from Fluttershy?

>You've been on /mlp/

>Arrive at SCC

>Looks empty

>Open front door

>It's dark

>"SURPRISE"

>Everyone jumps out as the lights flash on

>Even though you knew this was coming you jump a bit

>Pinkie is now in front of you

>"Do you like it? Huh huh huh? Do you? I planned it just right, all for you! It's going to be so much fun, we can play games and have fun!"

>She had put emphasis on "all for you"

>Well, it was "all for you" but the way she said it

Pinkie, it's great

>"Come on!"

>She grabs you by the hand and pulls you into the crowd

>She introduces you to everyone, yes everyone, at the party

>it's a bit crazy

 

>You've now met everyone.

>Also, Lyra has an obsession with Ponies.

>It's rather funny

>Also, Pinkie hasn't left your side the whole time.

>It's rather funny

>When you were meeting Colgate, she asked "So I guess you and Pinkie are best friends?"

>Before you could even respond Pinkie full on hugged you

>"The bestest of friends."

>You're not dumb

>Pinkie Likes you.

>You should probably make a move

>As you think of what to say, the Pink One breaks your train of thought

>"Hey, you want to dance?"

>Now you're not much of a dancer, but.......

Yeah

>At least you don't have to make the first move

 

>You're on the dance floor with Pinkie

>It's some crazy dance music no-one knows the words to

>Pinkie has some crazy dance routine going on

>You're making it up as you go

>Commander Shepard is better than you

>You don't care though

>Pinkie will occasionally say something that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

>The music stops

>Octavia and Vinal are having an argument

>At least you have a chance to catch your breath

>Pinkie looks ready to keep on dancing

>How does she have so much energy?

>You spent the time dancing coming up with something to say to her

>Ask her out or something

Pinkie?

>"Yeah?"

You think that, maybe tomorow... you might-

>"Oh my princess yes"

You didn't let me finish

>"yesyesyesyesyesyesyes"

Do you even know what I was asking

>"You were asking if I wanted to go on a date with you."

>Damn she's good

>She hugs you, for the 5th time today

>You hug her back

>/mlp/ said nothing about Pinkie ever rapeing anyone

>Well, you could be wrong

>Pinkie ends the hug then looks into your eyes.

>You look back

>Dem blue eyes are so damn beautiful

>You could stare into them forever

>The only thing that might make you stop is.....

>That

>Your eyes focus on the one who just entered the room

Fucking Fluttershy

>"Fluttershy?"

>She turns around and sees her good friend

>"Fluttershy, oh I haven't introduced her to you yet! Oh, well I guess you met her already, but no, I really should take you over to meet her and what are you waiting for come on!"

>Once again grabbing your hand and pulling you along

>Except this time you don't want to go

>PP: "Fluttershy!"

>FS: "Pinkie!"

>PP: "I want you to meet my good friend Anon!"

Hey...... Fluttershy

>PP: "Oh yeah, I guess you two already met."

>FS: "It's fine Pinkie. I'm fine with meeting Anon again."

Yeah..... Pinkie, can I talk to Fluttershy alone?

>PP: "Yeah sure, just don't take too long~"

>Pinkie skips away cheerfully

>FS: "So what did you want to say to me?"

>She's giving you a sultry look

Look, your nice and all, but I'm going on a date with Pinkie tomorrow.

>FS: "Oh......."

>Her look quickly changes to one of sadness

There is nothing wrong with you....

>There is everything wrong with her

I hope you understand

>FS: "I understand......."

>With her head hanging, she walks away quietly.

>Pinkie comes skipping back, carrying drinks for you and her

>"What's up with her?"

Don't worry about it

 

>Next day in Earthquestria

>You've been excited all day

>Going on a date with Pinkie

>You kind of want to tell the other Anons of /mlp/

>But you don't have any pics, so it didn't happen

>You start heading over to SCC

>You said you would pick up Pinkie at noon and you didn't want to be late

>Suddenly you reach a cross-walk

>When was this there?

>Someone else is standing there, waiting for the light to say walk.

>It's Fluttershy

Not today

>You walk up next to her, trying to avoid eye contact

>"Good morning Anon."

Fluttershy

>Awkward Silence

>"Going to meet Pinkie?"

Yes........

>Awkward Turtle

You aren't offended that I blew you off?

>"No, no........ I just want you to know that you are the most kind person I ever met... and......"

>She motions for you to lean in closer

>You comply

>"I don't give up easily"

>You shoot her a confused look, but you can see she is already walking away.

Mother Jesus please help me today

 

End Part 1 (Cause I'm too tired to finish tonight)