Wish on a Star (Complete)

>No one counts how many days they have been on Earth

>You are Anon

>You just ended a great relationship

>Or so you thought

>Bitch cheated on you

>Broke you heart

>You had been dating her for 8 months

>You felt something, and she threw it away

>Whatever

>You're taking a walk through the woods

>Walking helps clear the mind or some shit like that

>It's a nice night out

>It's also fall so the leaves crunch under your feet

>The full moon lights your way

>You can see a lot of stars

>But one catches your attention

>It's a bright one

>Like really fucking bright

>Suddenly you think of the song "When You Wish Upon A Star"

>Isn't that song for kids

>Wishes never come true anyways

>A voice in the back of your head yells something about a plot device and to go fuck yourself

>Fuck it

I want to meet a girl who will always love me, and never will leave me

Or world peace, whatever works with you

>God this is the worst plot device ever

>You head home

>Look at the picture of you and your Ex

>You both look so happy

>You're holding a stuffed animal and she is hold a basket ball

>Yes, SHE won YOU a stuffed animal at an arcade

>You have something for the crazy chicks

>Whatevs dawg

>Realize you're really tired.

>Go to room

>Strip into boxers

>Fall asleep

 

>Wake up

>Sit up in bed

>Look next to you

>No one sharing the bed

>thatfeel.jpg

Guess that star didn't work

>Fucking Disney with their fake songs n shiz

>Morning routine

>Eat a shit breakfast

>This whole day is going to be shit isn't it

>Head outside to run errands

>First things first

>Coffee

>You need Coffee

>Head out towards coffee shop

>While walking you notice something

>There are a lot of moving trucks

>Like, a whole freaking lot

>When was the library a tree house?

>Meh, the town is always doing stupid stuff

>You didn't vote for this dumb Mayor Mare anyway.

>Some fucking democracy this is

>More like we are ruled by some queen or princess or something stupid

>Coffee shop

>Smells good

>Get large coffee

>Go run more errands

>Realize you need socks

>Only place in town open is some boutique

>Maybe they have socks

>The lady had some odd blue/purple hair thing going on

>Said it was dumb to waste her time getting you socks

>Most expensive socks you ever bought

>Why did you buy these socks

>Pick up books at dumb new tree house library

>The librarian was too busy to help you

>Had to be helped by some kid in a dragon hoodie

>Kids pretty cool though

>Then you realize it's lunch time

>You think about what you want to eat

>You want something with sugar in it

>Walk around town looking for a bakery

>Find one

>looks like a loving mother gingerbread house

>You read a nearby sign

> SUGAR CUBE CORNER

> NOW OPEN

>Well you smelled baked good so what the heck

>Open door and walk in

>Everything smells great

>Walk up to counter

>See no one

>Look over counter

>See someone's ass

>Hopefully it's a chick, cause your dick is already giving you some nasty thoughts

>They are looking through some stuff one of the drawers

*Cough* Uh, hello

>In a flash, she spins around and is now facing you

>"Oh hi! I didn't hear you enter, I'm Pinkie Pie, I work here. Well, I guess you could tell that already, anyway I'm going to take your order and WWWWWHHHHHHOOOOAAAAAAA....... I've never seen you before."

>whatthefuckisgoingon.jpg

>She talked so god damn fast

>And the pink

>SO MUCH PINK

>Pink curly hair and shit

>Wait.... Pinkie Pie

>Like the, cartoon.

>Like, My Little Pony Pinkie Pie

>Fucking Wishing apon a star

>Everything made sense now

>Well except that no one was a pony

>"Hey, crazy guy! I said I've never seen you before, you going to respond?"

Oh, uh yeah....

>Sure, you only lived here a year but...... wait

>A year?

>A year and you never noticed a bakery

>Or that the library was a tree house

>Or that everything felt magical............

>Oh dear bucking Celestia

Uhhhhhhhhhh.....

>Quick, come up with something

I'm..... New here?

>Oh cool, yeah, no really, not suspicious at all.

>no really

>"New? Well now I have to throw you a PARTY!"

>The emphasis on the word party was a bit scary, but you knew what was going on.

Uhhh, cool a party.

>"Yeah, meet me and everyone in ponyville here in an hour."

>Cool, yeah, an hour.

>Run out of Sugar Cube Corner

>Run home

>Run in house

>Everything seems normal

>But feels off

>Stop and think, it's fine, you lived here your whole life

>Thankfully, you weren't teleported to the pony world, they were teleported to you.

>At least no yellow pony will try to rape you

>Why does that comfort you?

>Look get over it.

>Pick up copy of "If wishes were real"

>You knew it was a good idea to pick this book up

>Open to index

>Find "Accidentally combining two worlds with a wish."

>It is really your lucky day isn't it?

>Read the section

>"If you combined you world to another through a wish, do not worry. No one other than you will be able to tell the difference."

>That's good

>"Just go with the flow, everything will work out"

>Well, books can't lie now can they

>Look at watch, still have time before party

>Better go out and meet the your new neighbors

>Met a few cool people

>Applejack still has some obsession with apples

>Kind of creepy

>While Walking, you look a the houses

>They look really dumb in real life

>In a cartoon it's cute, but in real li-

>You just bumped into someone

>Smooth one

>You look at her

>Pink hair and sweater

>Fluttershy

>and Because you bumped into her all the animal food she was carrying is all over the ground

>"Oh dear"

I'm so sorry

>"No, it's me, I should have watch were I was eep"

>Oh shit

>She just realized she doesn't know you

>Bitch always has to be fucking shy

>You'll never get her to say anything

>Unless

Look, it's my fault, you have no reason to apologize

>Start picking up food

>"Oh you don't-"

Yes I do

>You help her pick up the food

>You then realize there is 4 bags

>She is carrying too much

Let me help you

>When did you become the gentleman?

>After some arguing, you help her carry her bags to the cottage

>Arrive at cottage

>Drop off bags in kitchen

You sure you don't need any more help

>"Yes."

You sure? I mean it must be really hard to all this work on your own.

>Sure turns and looks you dead in the eyes

>"I've never met anyone like you."

>What

>"No one ever offers to help me as much as you have today"

Well I just feel that you could use some help

>"No, you are just a really nice guy..... I don't know how I could repay you"

>She's blushing

>Oh fuck you've done it now

>Look at your watch

>Almost time for the party

Hey.... I got to go......

>You turn and run

>Why are you running from a relationship from Fluttershy?

>You've been on /mlp/

>Arrive at SCC

>Looks empty

>Open front door

>It's dark

>"SURPRISE"

>Everyone jumps out as the lights flash on

>Even though you knew this was coming you jump a bit

>Pinkie is now in front of you

>"Do you like it? Huh huh huh? Do you? I planned it just right, all for you! It's going to be so much fun, we can play games and have fun!"

>She had put emphasis on "all for you"

>Well, it was "all for you" but the way she said it

Pinkie, it's great

>"Come on!"

>She grabs you by the hand and pulls you into the crowd

>She introduces you to everyone, yes everyone, at the party

>it's a bit crazy

 

>You've now met everyone.

>Also, Lyra has an obsession with Ponies.

>It's rather funny

>Also, Pinkie hasn't left your side the whole time.

>It's rather funny

>When you were meeting Colgate, she asked "So I guess you and Pinkie are best friends?"

>Before you could even respond Pinkie full on hugged you

>"The bestest of friends."

>You're not dumb

>Pinkie Likes you.

>You should probably make a move

>As you think of what to say, the Pink One breaks your train of thought

>"Hey, you want to dance?"

>Now you're not much of a dancer, but.......

Yeah

>At least you don't have to make the first move

 

>You're on the dance floor with Pinkie

>It's some crazy dance music no-one knows the words to

>Pinkie has some crazy dance routine going on

>You're making it up as you go

>Commander Shepard is better than you

>You don't care though

>Pinkie will occasionally say something that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

>The music stops

>Octavia and Vinyl are having an argument

>At least you have a chance to catch your breath

>Pinkie looks ready to keep on dancing

>How does she have so much energy?

>You spent the time dancing coming up with something to say to her

>Ask her out or something

Pinkie?

>"Yeah?"

You think that, maybe tomorrow... you might-

>"Oh my princess yes"

You didn't let me finish

>"yesyesyesyesyesyesyes"

Do you even know what I was asking

>"You were asking if I wanted to go on a date with you."

>Damn she's good

>She hugs you, for the 5th time today

>You hug her back

>/mlp/ said nothing about Pinkie ever rapeing anyone

>Well, you could be wrong

>Pinkie ends the hug then looks into your eyes.

>You look back

>Dem blue eyes are so damn beautiful

>You could stare into them forever

>The only thing that might make you stop is.....

>That

>Your eyes focus on the one who just entered the room

Fucking Fluttershy

>"Fluttershy?"

>She turns around and sees her good friend

>"Fluttershy, oh I haven't introduced her to you yet! Oh, well I guess you met her already, but no, I really should take you over to meet her and what are you waiting for come on!"

>Once again grabbing your hand and pulling you along

>Except this time you don't want to go

>PP: "Fluttershy!"

>FS: "Pinkie!"

>PP: "I want you to meet my good friend Anon!"

Hey...... Fluttershy

>PP: "Oh yeah, I guess you two already met."

>FS: "It's fine Pinkie. I'm fine with meeting Anon again."

Yeah..... Pinkie, can I talk to Fluttershy alone?

>PP: "Yeah sure, just don't take too long~"

>Pinkie skips away cheerfully

>FS: "So what did you want to say to me?"

>She's giving you a sultry look

Look, your nice and all, but I'm going on a date with Pinkie tomorrow.

>FS: "Oh......."

>Her look quickly changes to one of sadness

There is nothing wrong with you....

>There is everything wrong with her

I hope you understand

>FS: "I understand......."

>With her head hanging, she walks away quietly.

>Pinkie comes skipping back, carrying drinks for you and her

>"What's up with her?"

Don't worry about it

 

>Next day in Earthquestria

>You've been excited all day

>Going on a date with Pinkie

>You kind of want to tell the other Anons of /mlp/

>But you don't have any pics, so it didn't happen

>You start heading over to SCC

>You said you would pick up Pinkie at noon and you didn't want to be late

>Suddenly you reach a cross-walk

>When was this there?

>Someone else is standing there, waiting for the light to say walk.

>It's Fluttershy

Not today

>You walk up next to her, trying to avoid eye contact

>"Good morning Anon."

Fluttershy

>Awkward Silence

>"Going to meet Pinkie?"

Yes........

>Awkward Turtle

You aren't offended that I blew you off?

>"No, no........ I just want you to know that you are the most kind person I ever met... and......"

>She motions for you to lean in closer

>You comply

>"I don't give up easily"

>You shoot her a confused look, but you can see she is already walking away.

Mother Jesus please help me today

>Arrive at Sugar Cube Corner

>The ginger bread theme is kind of ironic now that you think about it

>You're nervous

>Calm down, she's probably more excited about this than you

>Open door

>You expect to get nailed by a hug from Pinkie

>Instead your ears get raped by a glass breaking scream

Ga flipping flip flap!

>The place is a mess, flower and frosting cover the walls

>Tables are flipped over

>Batter, flower, toys, and chairs are all over the floor.

>I don't give up easily

>Fuck, is Pinkie in trouble?

>"BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

>Run towards the scream

>Follow scream upstairs

>Kick open door

Pinkie!

>"Oh Anon, hey!"

>She's holding two kids

>Oh fuck man, you knew it was too good to be true

>Loading abortmission.exe ........................

>"Sorry, I totally forgot that Mr. and Mrs. Cake were going to be gone today, so I have to take care of the kids....."

>Cancelling abortmission.exe.........................

>(Achievement Close Call Unlocked)

>The orange haired one lets out the scream again

>"Calm down please! What is it you want?"

>You can tell Pinkie is stressing out a bit

>Not only by the circles under her eyes, but the messed up hair. (Curly, but not how it looked yesterday)

>She was also covered in flower

Let me help.

>You take the orange one from her

>Before you can even get a good look at the child, you are hit with an awful stench.

Pinkie, they need a diaper change.

>Looking back at Pinkie, you see she has a cloths pin on her nose

>Were did that even come from?

>"Really? Well that would make sense."

>Is she messing with you?

>Commencing the changing of diapers

>Babies are gross

>While you were changing the diaper, you found out the orange one was Pumpkin Cake

>Well, you had just forgot the names of the kids, or didn't care or something

>But Pinkie found it was odd to call her "Orange One"

>Freaking Pinkie man

>When you asked for the baby powder, instead of handing it to you, she threw it on you

>Normally this would get you mad, but they way she did it and how she giggled, well........

>It was hilarious

>When you were done you threw away the Diapers and went back to holding the kids

>You and Pinkie start playing games with them

>Something still bugs you

Pinkie, how did you get covered in flour?

>Pinkie turns to you and suddenly gets a rather, uh, ticked of look on her face

If you don't want to talk about, that's fine

>She hands you Pound Cake and walks off

>You're left holding the 2 kids alone in a room

>You look at them

Was it something I said?

>Pinkie comes back holding a sack of flour over her head

>She stands there for a few seconds

>She then rips it open and gets covered in flour

>The 2 kids break out laughing and clapping

>You snicker a bit as well

>You and Pinkie spend the next 3 hours playing with the kids

>On several occasions, you and Pinkie make eye contact

>you would stare at each other for a few seconds

>but then get cut off by one of the kids yelling

>Fucking cock-blocking kids

>Eventually, they got tired

>You took advantage of this and god them to bed

>after a good 10 minutes of convincing you finally got them to fall asleep

>You and Pinkie finally get some alone time

>Except you use it to rest by sitting in front of the bedroom door

>After 5 minutes, Pinkie breaks the silence

>"Some first date huh? I had just completely forgotten that I promised the cakes I'd look after the babies and-"

Pinkie, I had fun.

>"Really?"

Yes, but the important part is that I got to spend it with you

>She's blushing

>She's turning red

>You feel your phone vibrate, you break eye contact with Pinkie to check who it is

>It's from your Ex

>Should have blocked the number

>"Oh Anon~"

>You turn back to Pinkie

Huh?

>She grabs you and pulls you in for a kiss

>She tastes like cotton candy

>No, chocolate

>To hell with it, she tastes like every candy ever.

>She breaks the kiss

Pinkie?

>"Come on! The Cakes will be back soon and we got to clean up this mess!"

What mess?

>Look around

>When did you go to the dumpoooohhhhhh

>Look back at Pinkie

Yeah...........

>Spend the next half hour cleaning

>These kids can get dirt ANYWHERE

>How did the Firetruck get stuck in the toilet?

>And that's only upstairs

>Downstairs it's worse

>Fuck this will take a while

 

>After you and Pinkie got the main room clean, you both focus your attention on the Kitchen

>Flour

>Fucking

>Everywhere

Pinkie, how many times did you do the flour thing?

>"Let's see..."

>She opens a large cabinet, you see only 1 bag of flour in there

>"43"

You used 43 bags of flour?

>"Yeah, the cakes will be mad, but whatever"

Pinkie, I can't let you get in trouble

>"Don't worry, they probably won't leave me in charge for a while, that's all"

>She must of only now realized the consequences because her expression quickly changes to one of sadness.

>Her eyes tear up

>Oh no, you are not letting her cry

>You open your wallet

>Not a lot of cash, but, you do have a credit card

>+20 points to being an adult

Pinkie, I'm going to run to the store, I'll be back with with lots of flour.

>You run out of sugar cube corner

>As you run towards the store you can hear Pinkie's voice in the distance

>"You're just going to leave me to clean this on my own?"

>Fucking you

>Damn this is a big store

>No really, Flormart has everything

>Yeah, fuck that Walmart

>Focus, your Anon, not ADDnon

>Run through the store

>How hard is it to find flour?

>Well lord satan down below there it is

>In the isle FUCKING LABELED FLOUR

>And speak of satan, whose in the isle other than the one whose probably going to rape you

Fluttershy

>Walk past her pretty quickly

>"Oh my Anon, you really are kind."

What are you talking about?

>"Oh, you know. Not being able to see Pinkie heart broken, so you run to the store to buy 43 bags of flour."

>Clever girl

How did you-

>She moves in real close to you

>You'd back up, but your backed up to the rack of flour

>"She's not good enough for you."

>What did she say?

>"She's crazy. You deserve to be with someone smart and kind. Not that dumb-"

>Decked her right in the face

>Bitch talking shit about yo bitch

>You grab her by the shirt

Don't you talk shit about Pinkie

>She has a nosebleed

>"Oh my Anon, you are so kind you won't let others talk bad about your friends?"

>Bitch just doesn't get it

>Let go of her and start throwing bags of flour into your shopping cart.

>You hear Fluttershy walk away

>"You'll come to your senses"

>Fucking Fluttershy

>Fucking Bitch

>How are you going to get all this Flour back to Sugar Cube Corner?

>Should have thought this through

>Fucking Flour

>Fucking Brain

>Your sitting on floor

>With your thinking cap on

>How do you get 43 bags of flour from point A to B

>"Can I help you?"

>It's one of the store employees

How do I get 43 bags of flour from one location to another?

>After giving you a confused look, they just shake their head and point to a dolly cart

Oh

>Load up 43 bags of flour

>Pay for 43 bags of flour

>Ponder why flour is so damn expensive

>Take 43 bags of flour all the way back to Pinkie

>Fucking 43 bags of flour

>"Oh wow you got it, I can't believe anywere has 43 bags of flour on sale, well maybe Flormart does, was it Flormart? Did you know they have a whole isle for flour?"

Pink *pant* ie.... Help me *Pant* carry this in.

>Flour is heavy

>u should lift more bro

>Pinkie manages to make you look pretty beta as she is carrying in bags a lot faster than you.

>As you put the 43rd bag in, you hear the front door open

>"Pinkie we're back!"

>Pinkie runs into the main room and greets the cakes

>"Hey! Did you have fun? I hope so, the kids and I had a great time!"

>Mrs. Cake: "That's great Pinkie."

>Mr. Cake: "The place isn't on fire, that's great as well!"

>PP: "Well I couldn't have done it without Anon."

>Mr. "Who?"

>Pinkie runs back to the kitchen were you are waiting, grabs you, and pulls you out."

>PP "Cakes, meet Anon, my really really good friends, well boyfriend I guess now, if we can count this as a first date. Anyway he's good with the babies, oh, and he got them to fall asleep pretty quickly. He's like a god among babies or something. Like a baby god!"

>Wait, did she say boyfriend?

>Well, she said it, not you

>Mr. "It's nice to meet someone who can keep up with Pinkie and make her happy."

>Keep up? Hardly

>Mrs. "Pinkie always makes people smile, now she has someone that will make her smile"

>They really like you

>Spend the rest of the day talking to Cakes and Pinkie

>Find out it's 8

>8 hours with Pinkie

>Fulfilling day

I better not keep you Pinkie

>"Do you really have to go?"

Don't you have to be up early to start baking?

>"Yeah but........ I would rather spend time with you."

>Mrs."There are a few diners open still, you two could go out and get dinner together."

>Pinkie explodes with excitement

>PP "I know just the place, Anon hold on I'm going to wash up."

>In a pink flash she leaves the room

>You start to smile uncontrollably

>More time with Pinkie

>Man how could this day get any better

>I don't know man, but that figure that just darted past the window probably wants to make it worse

>Pinkie doesn't take long

>Really, she took about 10 seconds

>And it looks like she showered, got on some semi-nice cloths, and is that perfume?

Cotton candy perfume?

>"What? Perfume, you mean like Rarity?"

>You forgot, it's Pinkie

>Arm in arm, she leads you too a nice little cafe/restaurants

>Seems pretty cool

Table for 2

>"Would that be indoor or outdoor?"

>PP "Outdoor seating? Fancy, let's do that!"

>God she cracks you up

>Follow her to a seat

>You don't really have time to look at a menu cause Pinkie is already cracking jokes.

>And you're laughing

>She can even make a bad joke funny

>Pinkie is in the middle of telling a joke about sausages and books when she is cut off by a waitress

>Waitress: "Have you decided on what to order?"

>PP "Pot pie, I've never had pot pie and I really want to try it"

>W "And for you sweetie?"

Huh?

>You weren't paying attention

>Something was off about that waitress

>Meh

Same thing as Pinkie

>Wait, does she know the Pot Pie doesn't have sugar?

>Wait, did that waitress call you sweetie?

>This isn't a country diner!

>You're about to question the waitress but Pinkie goes back to telling her joke

>And you laugh uncontrollably

>Again

 

>You and Pinkie talk about each other

>You talk about how your unsure of what you want to do

>You currently writes for the local newspaper (Comission payment)

>Pinkie said something along the lines of that she wants to be a Baker, or party manager, or baker manager

>Your food finally arrives

>Pinkie quickly takes a big bite

>"Uh oh."

What?

>"I think the Pie is bad."

It's not suppossed to have sugar

>"Everything is better with sugar!"

>You take a bite

>Actually, it does taste off somehow.

>Waitress "is everything alright?"

What's in this?

>W "It's a seceret, but you seem like a trustworthy person"

>She leans in and wispers

>W "My love"

>It takes a few seconds, but it finally click

>Fucking Fluttershy

That's disgusting

>Who would do that to a Pot Pie?

>It never hurt her or said anything mean to her!

>Why the Pie?

>PP "What, is there no sugar? I told you needs sugar!"

Pinkie don't eat any more of it!

>FS "Yes, you should listen to him"

You shut up! Why are you doing this?

>FS "You know why mister, and I'm going to prove to you that you are with the wrong person!"

Look, Fluttershy. You're probably a wonderful pony, but I'm going out with Pinkie

>*Thud*

>Look at Pinkie

>She's out cold

Pinkie?

>Everything starts to go blurry

>"Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head."

Son of a *Thud*

 

 

>Wake up

>Fucking hell your head hurts

>Put hand on head in feeble attempt to ease pain

>Geeze, you fell for the pretend to be waitress thing

>Man you suck

>I thought you had my back brain

>Sorry, dick and I were focused on the hot pink ass across from you.

>Were are you

>It's dark

>No windows

>No escape

>Wow, this is creepier than.....

>Nope, this is the creepiest place you have ever been

>Door opens

>Fluttershy walks in

>She's dragging something behind you

>It's Pinkie

>She's tied up, and from what you can tell, still unconscious

>That is, until Fluttershy kicks her

>FS "Crazy whore, trying to separate us"

What is wrong with you?

>PP "Owie"

Pinkie! Hold on

>You get up to go after her

>Until you fall down

>You're chained to the floor

>This is bull shit, you can't chain up Anon

>FS "Oh what do you think you're doing"

I'm getting out of these chains so I can come over there and woop your ass!

>PP "Why am I tied up?"

Good question, why is she tied up?

>FS "I had to watch her take my love away"

>She gets a creepy smile on her face

>FS "Now I'll make her watch me take her love away"

>Bitch has fucking lost it

So you're going to kill me?

>FS "No, Anon. I'm going to make you love me!"

>PP "Anon!"

Pinkie don't worry. Bitch is so crazy she forgot, I'm in control of my own emotions, she can't make me love her.

>FS "Ah ah ah, hasn't your precious /mlp/ taught you anything?"

>FS "Friendship. Is. MAGIC!"

>Upon saying magic, she whips out a little red bottle

>Love potion

>Fuck

>Ing

>Friendship.

>FS "All you have to do is drink the contents, and you'll be MINE!"

>She starts to do a little dance

Fuck you whore!

>You flip the bird

>FS "Oh Anon, save your rage, cause once you take this potion, you'll be mad at Pinkie for wasting your time"

>PP "Anon, don't do it!"

>Fluttershy tries to uncap the bottle

>It's stuck

Pinkie, don't worry. If she can't open a bottle, I don't think she will get very far with her plan

>PP "How can I not worry, we may only have just met, but you really make me happy and-"

Pinkie, I want to do something

>PP "What?"

Smile, please, for me. Stop worrying and smile.

>Pinkie musters a little smile

>A little awkward to have her smile at the fact that you're about to get raped

>PP "Anon"

Don't worry, we'll get out of this.

>PP "No, listen."

>PP "Even though we really started dating only today, I've felt something."

Pinkie?

>PP "Well, I guess Fluttershy is right, I love you."

>FS "Ugh"

>Fluttershy slaps some duck tape over Pinkie's mouth

>PP "MMMMph"

Hey!

>FS "Calm down Anon"

>Fluttershy finally uncaps

Back off!

>FS "Oh dear, won't you take your medicine for Momma?"

>Fluttershy approaches you

>You try to push her away, but she quickly manages to overpower you

>Her knees have your arms pinned down.

>Of course, couldn't open a bottle, but could easily overpower you

>srsly bro, go lift

>FS "Be a good boy for Momma"

Fuck y-

>She shoves the bottle in you mouth

>PP "MMmmmmppph!"

>Haha

>She can put the liquid in your mouth, but she can't make you drink

>FUCK YEAH ANATOMY 101!

>She realizes you aren't drinking

>FS "Oh no Anon, You have to drink it to work"

>She starts to message your throat

>FUCK NO ANATOMY 101!

>Your throat starts to react

>It begins to swallow the liquid

>She turned your throat against you,

>No that's just great, real cool throat

>You finish of the bottle

>She removes it from your mouth and begins to message your face

>FS "You see, everything is going to be ok"

Yeah it will, cause as you can see, I'm perfectly fine

Sorry to say your little potion was a failwhen did you get so pretty

>PP "Momphr Muphr"

>You never noticed it, but Fluttershy is really cute

>No really

>Her teal eyes and long Pink hair

>Wait, pink... pink. Pinkie!

Pinkie!

>FS "Anon, focus here."

>You turn back to Fluttershy

>She's shirtless

>Her bra is the only thing holding back her glorious titties

>Sweet dear lord Jesus above it's beautiful

Fluttershy, I think

>FS "Yes Anon?"

>PP "MMMPh!"

>Tears are forming in Pinkie's eyes

I think.... I love you

>PP "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPppppphhhhhhh"

>FS "Oh my Anon~ Well I love you too sweetie"

>Fluttershy is all you can think about right now

>She's perfect

>She's beautiful, kind, wonderful, has a great singing voice.

>Why wouldn't you love her?

>FS "Oh Anon, don't you think it would be wonderful if we just had sex"

>Sex

>Sex, yes sex

>Sex with the most wonderful person on Earth, yes!

>She removes your shirt

>You proceed to undo her bra

>Those wonderful breasts bounce due to their sudden release

>Oh god it's beautiful

>She goes to undo your pants as you proceed to play with her boobs

>It's wonderful really

>She not only gets your pants off, but she removes your boxers

Fluttershy.... I

>"Get me out of these pants"

>Something inside you clicks

>You proceed to remove her pants and her butterfly themed panties

>While you work at that, she begins to get you off

>She's really good

>Like scary good

>FS "Now Anon, be a good boy"

Yes Fluttershy

>FS "Good, now give Momma the D"

>You both position yourselves as you proceeds to insert yourself into Fluttershy

>Nothing could ruin this

>Not even......

>Crying?

>Whose Crying? Why is someone crying?

Fluttershy, who is that?

>Fluttershy gets a smile on her face that looks pretty creepy

>FS "She's the one who tried to separate us sweetie"

>FS "Ignore her and focus on me"

>You try to focus, but your mind keeps going back to the crying.

No, Fluttershy, why is she crying

>FS "She uhhh, is mad she failed..... Anon sweetie, focus on me"

>Right Fluttershy, the most perfect one in the world

>Her Sweet smile, and her pink hair

>Pink Hair

>Pink

>Pinkie!

>You throw Fluttershy off of you

Bitch, keep off of me!

>FS "What? How?"

>She picks up the bottle the potion once was in

>If subject already has a lover, keep them separated, as the power of love may prevail.

>FS "You've got to be kidding me!"

Pinkie are you ok?

>Pinkie stops crying and looks at you

>Her expression quickly changes from one of sadness to one of unbearable Joy.

>Yes he hair does that thing were it goes from straight to curly stop asking

>PP "Mphom!"

I'm fine, I'm going to get you out of here!

>FS "Sure, you can get her out of here, but she won't be alive."

What are you going to do about it?

>Fluttershy breaks the bottle on the wall

>She holds the glistening glass to her face

>FS "Oh you sure are silly Anon~"

 

>FS "I apparently forgot to get rid of your lover~ How silly of me, silly Fluttershy~"

>Her voice changes from joy, to anger

>FS "Well we can try again Anon"

Don't hurt her!

>FS "If it makes you feel better, I'm going to make it quick!"

>PP "MPH!"

>FS "DON't YOU EVER SHUT UP?"

>She kicks her

>FS "You got in my way"

>SlutterFly holds the broken glass above her

>FS "NOW FEEL MY PAIN!"

>You're pretty sure she was going to end her life right there

>But someone kicked open the door

Carol?

>C "Oi, you!"

>You never thought you would actually be glad to see your Ex.

>What is she holding?

>Is it your?

>C "I called you to come get your damn pony toys out of my house, buuuuut nooooooo! You had to come shoot some porno with these freaks"

Carol

>C "Also, I know we broke up and all, but if someone calls, at least have the courtesy to call back. It's so rude to-""

CAROL!

>C "What?"

Did you only come here to yell at me? Or are you going to help?

>C "Oh no, I'm not getting involved in whatever is going on here"

>FS "Good, now could you please leave, you're killing the moment"

>C "Whatever freak"

>FS "Well that's a bit rude."

>C "Rude? Did you just call me rude?"

Oh here we go

>C "Bitch, do you know who you are talking to? I'll wreck you. Ok you want to go?"

>Fluttershy hides behind her hair.

>FS "No, I just-"

>Carol proceeds to Punch Fluttershy in the face

>And she is down for the count.

>C "Yeah, that'll teach you! Don't you ever talk to me like that again."

>Carol spits on Fluttershy

Carol

>C "What?"

I know you just saved me and all, but could you do me one more favor and find the keys to these chains?

>Carol looks at you with a face of complete disappointment

>she sighs and leaves the room

Is that a no?

>A few minutes later, she returns with a key labeled "Special Anon Key"

>Creepy

> Using the key, you unchain yourself and quickly put on your cloths

Thanks Carol

>C "whatever, I hope I never see you again.

Well fuck you to.

>PP "Mph"

Oh right

>You unite Pinkie and rip the duct tape off her face

>PP "Owie"

You okay?

>PP "I should be fine. Those ropes really hurt!"

>You pull Pinkie into a hug

I'm so sorry Pinkie. I wasn't certain anything was going to happen

>PP "Anon, it's okay"

>She looks you in the eyes

>PP "Smile"

>You put on the biggest smile you can muster for her

>C "Hey, I hope you don't mind, but I just called the police"

No it's fine, you can ruin Fluttershy's life.

>Carol Flips you off as she exits the room

>C "Fuck you"

>You flip her off

Fuck you too, Bitch

 

>You walk Pinkie back to SCC

>It'4:23

>You're both sitting on Pinkie's bed

>Neither of you really know what to say

>Fluttershy tried to rape you and Kill Pinkie

>What else was there to it?

>"Well that was..... Fun."

You can't possibly mean that

>PP "No, that was scary"

>She curls up next to you

>You embrace her.

>"Well, it's a first date we'll always remember."

>For the next 10 minutes you both just enjoy each other's company

>You try to break the silence with comedy

I don't think I'll ever be able to eat Pot Pie again.

>"It wasn't that good"

Well that one had drugs in it

>"No, it's not that. It needed sugar"

Pot Pie doesn't need sugar

>"What kind of pie doesn't have sugar?"

Pizza Pie

>"That tastes good with sugar"

What are you talking about

>Pinkie breaks the little cuddle/embrace thing you have going on

>She looks you in the eye

>A cold, dead, serious stare

>"Pizza tastes great with sugar on it"

>Oh god you are in love her