- >Day paradox in Equestria
- >Normal day until Flutterrapist shows up
- >Knock knockity knock
- >Open door to find Fluttershy in French Maid outfit
- Haven't you tried this one before?
- >"I have?"
- >You both sit there trying to remember if she has or not.
- Look, It's not my fetish
- >Then what is?
- Humans god damn it, I might consider it if you were a human!
- >She gets sad, ears drop and tears form in her eyes.
- >Suddenly her face lights up as she fly's away.
- Fucking Fluttershy
- >Rest of the day goes normally
- > Except when Pinkie talks about "Parallel universes"
- >niggabecrazy.jpg
- >Actually got a lot of work done, surprisingly.
- >Must be cause Fluttershy didn't try to rape you
- >Finally night comes
- >Your sitting on your couch
- >Reading a Daring Doo book
- >Reading isn't only for Eggheads
- >Knock Knock Knock mother fucker
- The hell could it be at this hour?
- >Open door
- >Fucking Fluttershy and Twilight?
- No Fluttershy, just no
- >FS: "Just hold up a second....."
- >TS: "Almost ready..... DONE!"
- >Her horn is glowing brighter and brighter
- >wutthehellisgoingon.gif
- What are you up to?
- >TS: "Trying a spell to send you to another Universe"
- >FS: "If I can't love you here, maybe I can somewhere else."
- Wait, then why are you here
- >TS: "Were sending you to another unviverse, and the one from that Universe will be sent here."
- I have no idea what is going on
- >Twilight's horn shines so bright that it blinds you
- >Shield your eyes
- FFFFUUUUUCKKKKIINNNGGGG FFFFLLLUUTTEEE------
- >Then there is silence,
- >Only Silence
- >Running
- >Running
- >Your not sure what your running from
- >You turn back, then you remember what your running from
- >"SILENCE WILL FALL!"
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- >Turn around to run again
- > Forget what your running from
- >Stop and think
- >Wake up from weird dream
- >Not the Doctor, still Anon
- Fuck
- >Suddenly you realize, your not in your room
- >Or well you are, it's just not, you know, made for ponies
- >The room looks like it was made to accommodate humans.
- >The hell
- >Open closet
- >Clothes are made for ponies
- What in the hell is going on
- >Look in mirror
- >Still human
- I'm so confused right now
- >Sit down
- >write a list of things that could be going on
- >Turn you into pony
- I'm still human
- >Make herself human
- Why is my room different?
- >You're the Doctor
- >Feel chest
- Nope, still one heart
- >Knock Knock Knock
- >Actually jump from the noise
- >Walk over to door
- >Without thinking look down at ground level were Fluttershy would be
- >Human legs
- >Look up to see a cute human girl with pink hair
- > Staring at you
- >Gives you a quizzical look (used vocab word +20 exp)
- >Gets quiet
- >Eyes get big!
- >"IT WORKED"
- >She jumps over and hugs you
- >Throw her off
- BitchgetoffmeIdon'tknowyou!
- >Slam door
- >Mind pieces it together
- >Parallel Universe(thanks Pinkie)
- >Twilight's spell
- >Yellowrapist
- >Pink haired chick
- >Cloths are yellow
- >Pony cloths in closet
- I'm in a parallel world were a pony version of me came to Equestria and Human Fluttershy wanted to rape me and OHMYGOD I swapped universes!
- >Not bad for someone who isn't a Time Lord
- >The Doctor would be proud
- >Door starts Knocking
- >"Uhh, are your....ok?"
- Uhhh, yeah, fine.
- >"Need first aid..... or company or..."
- I'm just getting used to it all.
- >Is everyone else human?
- >Is it just human ponyville?
- >What the hell is going on?
- So what exactly is different now?
- >"Please Anon, open the door.... I hate shouting through it.."
- You won't try anything funny?
- >"I won't do anything"
- Pinkie Promise
- >"Cross my hear and ho-..... stick....... ye..."
- >Fucking shyness
- >Probably all you'll get out of her
- >Open door
- >Not bad looking
- >Quiet penis
- >"Sooooo......."
- What?
- >"Well, do you like it?"
- >areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpg
- Seriously, what am I supposed to like
- You pulled me from my Universe and ask me what I like
- Sure everyone is Human now but come on! That's no reason to like somewhere.
- >"I mean do you like my body?"
- >Faceplam
- What makes you think that?
- >Just fuck her already
- >Quiet Anon Jr.
- >"You from here said, 'I might consider it if you were a pony!' Then Pinkie started talking about Parallel Universe and I thought there might be one of you in a pony universe and would only sleep with a human"
- >areyouawizard.png
- >Fucking fuck her already fucktard
- >Quiet penis
- Look, ummmmm
- >Shit how do you get out of this one
- I know what I said, but uhhhhh
- >Do it Faggot
- How about we spend the day trying to get to know one another before I make a decision
- >Brain: Nice save
- >Penis: Faggot
- >FS: "Of course, Your a nice guy and nice guys don't sleep with just anyone."
- >Going better than palnned
- >She leans in and wispers
- >"That's why I love you."
- >"This sex is going to be amazing."
- >Penis: Fuck that Fluttershy already!
- >Walking into town with Fluttershy
- >Everything is going fine
- >Then she grabs your ass
- >Want to scream rape, but everyone will just go "Fluttershy would do no such thing!"
- >Fucking Everyone
- >Slap hand off ass
- Hey so what do you want to do?
- >"I was going to go visit my friends for lunch.... Want to come?"
- >Sounds nice, maybe she won't try to rape you while in her friends company
- Yeah that sounds nice
- >Your still a faggot for not tapping that
- >While walking you see someone in a coat run past
- >Some chick blond chick runs trying to catch up with him
- >Feel like you should go ask him for help
- >meh
- >TS: "SO IT WORKED?"
- >Turn to see a human Twilight looking you over
- >TS: "Any side effects, head aches, nausea, extra limbs?"
- No... Just someone asking me weird questions.
- >TS: "Who? Oh....."
- >She looks pissed at that joke
- >See rest of mane 6
- >or well, main 6, they are all humans now.
- >Fuck them all, fuck them all, fuck them all
- >shutthefuckupboner.jpg.
- >R: "Oh my, so our cute little pony friend isn't cute or a pony?"
- >AJ: "What do you care, you just treated him like a pet anyway?"
- >PP: "We should have a party!"
- >Everyone talking about what they should do that know your human
- >Look a fluttershy
- >She gives you those damn bedroom eyes
- >She is pretty hot
- Look Flutters, I'm going to be right back, I got to go check on somehthing.....
- >Turn to walk out
- >She slaps your ass again
- >FS: "Come back soon hot stuff...."
- Oh god I'm going to raped aren't I?
- And she knows I'm into her
- Fucking shit.
- >Walking through town, you talk to yourself worriedly
- >Walk by carriage being pulled by a horse
- >Horse looks at you
- >Walk over to horse
- You have no Idea how ironic this is
- >"Why are you talking to that horse
- >It's trench coat man who was running earlier
- Uhhh, long story
- >"Right, can I ask you a few questions?"
- Uh sure I guess
- >The Blond haired girl from earlier runs up to the trench coat man
- >"Doctor Doctor come quickly!"
- >She pulls him off
- Wait what, OHMAHGAWD
- > Proceed to run after them
- >Suddenly get stopped by someone
- >It's Fluttershy
- >"Oh silly anon, we still have more errands to do!~"
- >Fuck your life
- Were are we going?
- >"To get food for my bunnies"
- >Get over the hill
- Sweet apple acres?
- >"Oh yes, angle will only eat apple from here"
- You should teach that rabbit to not be such an ass to you.
- >"Maybe you should come over an protect me, with your big strong-"
- Imma just stop you there, go get your damn apples.
- >"Don't run off this time!~"
- >Sounds like a threat.
- >She skips off over to who you guess is Big Mac
- >You would want to fuck with him
- >Looks like he could take on the world
- >AJ: "Well what are you doing here fancy britches?"
- Hey AJ, waiting on Flutters to finish up here
- >AJ: "She really likes you, but y'all know that already"
- Yeah
- >AJ: "Twilight said the almost caused the Universe to end just so you could be happy"
- What?
- >AJ: "Well she said that bringing you here almost cause the Universe to end or something"
- That's sweet I guess
- >Fluttershy walks back and grabs your arm in a way that would make you two look like a couple
- >FS: "Nice to see my special someone didn't run off~"
- >She is really hot
- So what, is this called Ponyville or Humanville?
- >"What?"
- Hey, you were asking questions earlier, it's my turn.
- >"It's still called Ponyville."
- >Kind of wish it was called Humanville
- Were are we going now?
- >"Rarity's boutique, I promised to help her with some designs"
- Ok, whatever
- >Rarity is hot
- >GOD DAMN IT PENIS SHUT UP
- >Not seeing women in forever has got your primal instincts moving
- >It's going to be a long day
- >"Here we are!"
- Cool, I'll wait out here, maybe I'll talk to another horse or something
- >"No you have to come inside with me!"
- >"Don't want you wandering off. Someone might take advantage of you~"
- Yeah, I'm really worried about someone else
- >She pulls you inside
- >Rarity: "Oh Fluttershy you're here, we can begin."
- >FS: "Oh... Ok..."
- >Rarity hands her some cloths
- >R: "Put these on, I'll go grab some more"
- >You turn to look out the window
- >There's that running guy again
- >FS: "Oh Anon~!"
- >Turn to see Fluttershy naked.
- >Nothing on
- >Those giant magnificent breast
- >And dat ass, you just want to
- >R: "Anon! It is not polite to look at a woman when she is indecent!"
- >Get hit in the face
- Ow jeeze! She made me look.
- >FS: "It's quite alright Rarity, I don't mind."
- >R: "Nonsense. Anon, go wait outside"
- >Go outside
- >Thanking Rarity
- >Waiting outside, leaning on wall besides a window like a boss
- >Not like you could run
- >She found you running after the Doctor she would find you running now
- >Knocking on window
- >Look through window
- >Fluttershy is Naked again
- >Big boobs pressed against window
- >Turn and look away before penis can say anything
- >Ignore knocking
- >Day 30 Minutes later
- >Fluttershy walks out
- >"Did you enjoy the show?"
- >Says it with bedroom eyes.
- Uhhhhhh
- >Why is it impossible to lie to her
- >Just fuck her already
- Fluttershy, you look good..
- >Her eyes get wide
- >RD: "Fluttershy!"
- >Never thought you would be so happy to see that Rainbow haired bitch
- >RD: "You said you were going to help me with some tricks today"
- >FS: "Uhh Dash, Anon and I were going to-"
- >RD: "Come on!"
- >What tricks could Rainbow even do?
- >She doesn't have wings!
- >Who cares? She got Flutterrapist off of you!
- >You turn to run
- >No you said you would spend the day getting to know her, so that's what you should do!
- >Son of a.......
- >You turn to follow Rainbow Bitch and Fluttershy to whatever they are going to do without wings
- >Reach a Half-Pipe
- >Makes sense you guess
- >Slutterfly and Dainbow Rash are on top of on side of the pipe
- >Rainbow has only her Skateboard
- >Flutters has a skateboard, but is covered in protective gear
- >Including pillows
- I can already tell this is going to go well.....
- >Rainbow proceeds to jump
- >Cool trick thing then lands on board
- >Does lots of tricks
- >RD: "Come on Fluttershy, I need your help to do this!"
- >FS: "Please Dash, I'm scared"
- >People surround the half-pipe
- >They are admiring Rainbow's tricks
- >But Flutters is scared of crowds
- >She begins to cry
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- >You couldn't let her get humiliated like this
- >Even if she is a rapist
- Come on Fluttershy! You can do it!
- >Everyhuman looks at you
- >Except on who is reading a book on horses
- >You bet it's Lyra
- >You look back up to see a Fluttershy who now holds a look of confidence
- >Puts the skateboard down
- >Places her foot on it
- >Pushes off
- >Somehow manages to end up going down the ramp face first
- >Everyone gasps
- >She isn't moving
- >You jump onto the Half-Pipe
- >Run over to Fluttershy's still unmoving body
- >There's blood
- >Kneel down to move her over
- >Rainbow comes down the ramp and stops besides you
- >RD: "Oh Buck is she ok?"
- >They still say buck?
- >Even as humans they have to be kid friendly
- I don't know
- >Flip her over
- >Gently
- >Doesn't look too bad
- I think she just busted her nose
- >Rainbow turns to the crowd
- >RD: "That's why you ware your helmets children!"
- >No one laughs
- Shut up and help me get her to the Hospital
- >Waiting Rooms suck
- >Even in human Ponyville there is nothing good in the magazines
- >So you pace
- >RD: "Why did I even ask her to help? She is bad at sports"
- >If they didn't have wings there is not flight school, so were did RD and FS meet?
- Ok I got to ask, were did you meet Fluttershy
- >RD: "Summer Gym"
- >Makes sense
- >RD: "What's your deal?"
- What?
- >RD: "You never cared for her before, when you were a horse, if you saw her fall you would have left her, know your helping her?"
- I guess things change
- >RD: "Or maybe something else..."
- What are you getting at?
- >RD: "Maybe you always cared for her, It was just you being a horse that got in the way..."
- You realize I was a human and she was a horse in my version, right?
- >RD: "You know what I mean."
- >You stop pacing, and decide to think
- >And think
- >And Think
- >No way she could be right
- >Right
- >Try to imagine a morning when Fluttershy doesn't show up
- >It's just not the same
- >Think of just one of the fetishes when Fluttershy might have been human
- >The french-maid comes to mind
- >Imagine human Fluttershy in outfit
- >Anon like
- Maybe your right
- >RD: "Oh really?"
- I guess I-
- >FS: "Anon!"
- >Fluttershy runs over to you and hugs you
- >Look at the nurse
- What? She's better already?
- >Nurse: "She has a very low threshold of pain"
- There was blood
- >Nurse: "She got a wired nosebleed"
- >Look at Fluttershy, who is still hugging you
- >Bedroom eyes
- >FS: "I was just thinking about later tonight~"
- >RD: "I'm going to give you too some time alone, don't blow it Anon."
- >FS: "Don't blow what?"
- Uhhhhhhh
- >FS: "Is there something you want to tell me?
- >You want to tell her, it's just that......
- >She tried to rape you
- >But she is human now
- >And hot, don't forget hot
- >Yes Anon Jr. She is hot
- >FS: "Well~?"
- Don't you have more errands?
- >FS: "Right, Pinkie Pie and I have to do some baking"
- >Brain: Don't blow it....
- >At Sugar Cube corner
- >Helping Pinkie Bake cupcakes
- >Don't know how to tell Fluttershy
- >Fluttershy gets close to you
- >She is infact if full contact with you
- >FS: "Baking wasn't pony Anon's fetish, is it yours?~"
- >You realize you don't have to come up with some weird way to tell her
- >She already loves you
- No
- >She looks sad and is about to walk away
- But.....
- >She turns at you and gives you a smile
- I guess now that the species barrier is broken
- >Smile gets bigger
- What I'm trying to say is...
- >PP: "He loves you!"
- Thanks Pinkie.....
- >Before you could say anything else Fluttershy puts her tongue in your mouth
- >Normally you'd have a problem with that
- >But now she is a human
- >So what the hell
- >You kiss back passionately
- >She breaks the kiss
- >FS: "Let's do this somewhere more private~"
- >OH FUCK YES!
- >Head to your house
- >Have to stop several times for passionate kissing cause Fluttershy can't seem to wait
- >Finally make it there
- >Open front door
- >She attacks your mouth with her's
- >Both your tongues explore the other's mouth
- >You each are removing the others cloths while making your way towards your bedroom
- >By the time you make it to your bed you both naked
- >Anon Jr is ready and she's already wet
- >She shoves you onto the bed and jumps on top of you
- >Her hot breath on your face
- >FS: "Oh this is going to be wonderful"
- >She inserts you into herself and gives a moan of pleasure
- >She moves her hips methodically, as she moves up and down little Anon
- >It feels great, the touch of a woman
- >The goes back into your mouth
- >Your hands grab her breasts and begins to message them
- >She lets out a muffle moan
- >You both are loving this so much
- >Each others touch, no longer separated by species or genes, just you two, together forever
- >BAM
- >You both stop and look towards the sound
- >Twilight human had kicked down your door!
- Whoa! Privacy?
- >TS: "Fluttershy, I just found out something I really should tell you!"
- >FS: "I'm busy Twilight!"
- >TS: "It's about the spell, I was doing research and I just found out tha-"
- >She is cut off by a bright light
- >Then Silence
- >Just Silence
- >Your sitting in your bed
- >Your bed that was made to fit a Pony
- >And your there naked
- >With Pony Fluttershy
- >Pony Sparkle is in the doorway
- >TS: "it only lasts a day......"
- >Fluttershy looks back at you, she is turning bright red.
- >FS: "So, do you still love me?"
- I loved human you, not pony you
- >Knock her out of your bed
- Get out
- >FS: "Wha-"
- Out
- >She hangs her head and walks out of your house with Twilight
- >Close the door behind them and go to bed
- >Pull the sheets over yourself
- >You loved human Fluttershy
- >Not pony Fluttershy
- >You could love her cause she was a human
- >You can't love this one cause she's a pony
- >Right?
- >Right?
- >You proceed to cry yourself to sleep cause the Fluttershy you fell in love with
- >May be the same one you hate