- >Day Conquer Gotham City in Equestria
- >Finished my latest and greatest invention, the all powerful Ice Ray Gun.
- >Able to freeze anything into a solid block of ice.
- Soon, deez ponies will experience their own Ice Age! It's not a very 'ice day to be alive right now. Ahahahahahaha!
- >Suddenly there is a knock at my door.
- Who is dat? Who knows the whereabout of my secret ice lair?
- >You open the front door and find the tiny yellow puny pony that's been harassing you for weeks standing there.
- How did you find my secret ice lair? Answer me!
- >Her head sinks down, ears flatten against her head, "Oh.. it's just that um... you're lair is in the middle of P-Ponyville."
- >Looking around, you see your fortress of ice is indeed in the middle of the small town
- I KNOW THAT! Now tell me why you're disturbing me!
- >"I just wanted to know.. is um ice your fetish?" she whimpers.
- As a matter of fact, it is og tiny yellow one.
- >Her eyes light up, I cock my ice ray gun.
- >"R-Really?! This is so wonderful!" the tiny winged pony leaps at me.
- >I fire my ice ray gun and freeze her in mid flight into a block of ice
- Chill out.
- >I should've been a comedian instead.
- >Kick tiny block of ice off my front step.
- Ice, is a fetish best served cold...
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