Title:           Jellote makes DukeDog his bitch
Author:          Jellote
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/3xL9Y7qU
First Edit:      Thursday 12th of June 2014 09:31:18 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 12th of June 2014 09:31:18 AM CDT

[7:57:39 AM] Jellote: Hi there Duke
[7:57:45 AM] TheDukeDog: o hi
[7:57:50 AM] TheDukeDog: hows your pointless live
[7:57:50 AM] theron_brony777: I'M GOING TO BUST A NUT
[7:58:13 AM] Jellote: I'm now employed at Measured Progress.
[7:58:27 AM] TheDukeDog: im sorry
[7:58:28 AM] Jellote: My projected salary is $50,000 annually.
[7:58:33 AM] Jellote: You?
[7:58:36 AM] TheDukeDog: what are you
[7:58:40 AM] TheDukeDog: putin?
[7:59:13 AM] Jellote: No, I'm an American kid who planned his future out and am now comfortably employed after a four year college plan.
[7:59:22 AM] TheDukeDog: sounds like bullshit
[7:59:26 AM] Jellote: But you know, drawing horse porn of your dead sister is fine too.
[7:59:27 AM] TheDukeDog: smells like bullshit
[7:59:30 AM] TheDukeDog: is a bullshit
[7:59:39 AM] TheDukeDog: im nto drawing
[7:59:43 AM] TheDukeDog: are you even paying attention
[7:59:56 AM] TheDukeDog: do you know who you hate?
[8:00:07 AM] Jellote: That's right, you can't even draw properly. You use Valve's paper doll software to act of you sick fantasies.
[8:00:16 AM] TheDukeDog: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[8:00:25 AM] TheDukeDog: andw hat you do
[8:00:28 AM] theron_brony777: U WOT
[8:00:55 AM] TheDukeDog: jellote my dear friend...you dont do SHIT
[8:01:03 AM] TheDukeDog: stop complainning aobut other artists
[8:01:07 AM] TheDukeDog: since we are actualy artists
[8:01:09 AM] TheDukeDog: bitch
[8:01:19 AM] Jellote: Since I'm now financially set, I'm thinking I might dabble in professional photography.
[8:01:24 AM | Edited 8:01:30 AM] theron_brony777: 3D artists. Or fuckwads to be fair
[8:01:25 AM] theron_brony777: : )
[8:01:29 AM] TheDukeDog: : )
[8:02:00 AM] Jellote: But then again, who am I to judge?
[8:02:08 AM] TheDukeDog: if you're such succesful, why are you so dump
[8:02:13 AM] Jellote: I'm sure you've made tens of dollars on deviantART?
[8:02:15 AM] TheDukeDog: that doesnt make sense
[8:02:19 AM] Jellote: Dump?
[8:02:22 AM] TheDukeDog: im nto earning money on da
[8:02:23 AM] TheDukeDog: faggit
[8:02:35 AM] Jellote: Why am I so "dump"?
[8:02:40 AM] TheDukeDog: dumb*
[8:03:09 AM] Jellote: I don't know, usually a UNH graduate with an English major is pretty intelligent, statistically speaking.
[8:03:11 AM] theron_brony777: Engrish ain't his 1st language. He's too dump to know how self obsessed you can be.
[8:03:19 AM] TheDukeDog: HEY
[8:03:25 AM] TheDukeDog: AUSTRALIAN
[8:03:26 AM] TheDukeDog: FOK U
[8:03:45 AM] theron_brony777: I am the fuk
[8:03:50 AM] TheDukeDog: (heart)
[8:03:53 AM] Jellote: Theron, please. I know it's tempting to pick on the Down Syndrome kids, but please  control yourself.
[8:03:58 AM] TheDukeDog: its Therus
[8:04:28 AM] Jellote: Oh shit, I'm sorry. I ought to have known the first name of someone who I was introduced to five minutes ago on Skype.
[8:04:34 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: I'll probably stop picking on you after I'm satisfied
[8:05:02 AM] TheDukeDog: are you having dictionary in front of yourself?
[8:05:05 AM] TheDukeDog: jellote
[8:05:17 AM] Jellote: You clearly don't know what it's like to have a proper grasp on any language.
[8:05:24 AM] Jellote: Which is fine.
[8:05:29 AM] TheDukeDog: i can speak 3 languages
[8:05:30 AM] Optimus97: Um... do I still look like a feeble child? Therus...
[8:05:31 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: [8:02 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle:
 
<<< Engrish ain't his 1st language.
[8:06:15 AM] Jellote: I mean, I suppose it's easy to accuse someone of not being eloquent enough to understand the words he uses, but at the same time, I really shouldn't make assumptions.
[8:06:19 AM] Jellote: You fucking autist.
[8:06:24 AM] TheDukeDog: look who's talking
[8:06:24 AM] Optimus97: If I do, I needa do something with it
[8:06:35 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: [8:06 AM] Jellote:
 
<<< You fucking autist.
[8:06:37 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: Oh
[8:06:38 AM] TheDukeDog: guy hating for no reason calls me autistic fuck
[8:06:40 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: STEP BACK
[8:06:43 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: Top shit over here
[8:06:57 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: Takes one to know one
[8:07:04 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: And rabble like that
[8:07:05 AM] Jellote: I'm not sure if you've realized this, but I haven't been in contact with you for the last three months.
[8:07:15 AM] TheDukeDog: your description tho
[8:07:19 AM] TheDukeDog: status on skype
[8:07:56 AM] Jellote: I just saw you updating your status frequently, and thought I should make comment on it.
[8:07:59 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: Oh lordy. Dat desc
[8:08:07 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: Somebody wants a hug
[8:08:57 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: [GFL] Nullerbasse: http://puu.sh/9qaY4/f4d786df14.jpg
[8:09:09 AM] TheDukeDog: OH GOD
[8:09:18 AM] Jellote: I don't know what this Deutschbag has been telling you, but I haven't been the one trolling Duke.
[8:09:30 AM] TheDukeDog: stop questioning reality
[8:09:43 AM] TheDukeDog: thats what you're doing
[8:09:58 AM] Jellote: Look, it would be easy to call ad hominem considering you're the one who invented a dead sister so you could roleplay sex with other men, but that's beside the point.
[8:10:36 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: [8:09 AM] Jellote:
 
<<< I don't know what this Deutschbag has been telling you, but I haven't been the one trolling Duke.Everyone "trolls" him
[8:10:40 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: old news pal
[8:10:55 AM] Jellote: What I'm saying it, you're doing yourself no favors by chatting with me. I have no desire to harass you further, and this is honestly rather embarassing on your behalf.
[8:11:15 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: [8:09 AM] Jellote:
 
<<< Look, it would be easy to call ad hominem considering you're the one who invented a dead sister so you could roleplay sex with other men, but that's beside the point.Horse oc made by sis =/= his actual sis.
But okay, you think that kiddo
[8:12:43 AM] Jellote: You guys are aware that Victoria is his transgender alter ego and not a person who is or ever was alive?
[8:12:55 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: *was
[8:13:03 AM] Jellote: >or ever was
[8:13:08 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: I really couldn't give tow shits what it is now
[8:13:44 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: But you are true bout the sis thing. But dookz learned his lesson and that wiki horse is actually it's own thingy now. no longer his dead ass sis
[8:14:04 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: plus that sis horse thing is like 5 months old
[8:14:11 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: how you drone on about it now is sad
[8:14:14 AM] TheDukeDog: 18 months*
[8:14:16 AM] TheDukeDog: 8*
[8:14:19 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: w/e
[8:14:40 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: still sad how some people feel the need to dig up old things and think it affects today
[8:14:44 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: Like holy balls.
[8:14:46 AM] Jellote: So I'm just saying, at the time, there was plenty reason to troll him.
[8:14:52 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: how desperate can you get?
[8:15:00 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: yes
[8:15:15 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: But now, he's my bitch. I'm teaching him how not to be a huge faggot.
[8:15:16 AM] Jellote: Seeing how I had stopped for quite some time, and Duke himself is the one who brought me here, I find it inappropriate people think I am the instigator.
[8:15:23 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: Him adding you to this group was a bad move
[8:15:31 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: and dook is now a dumbass for this
[8:15:37 AM] TheDukeDog: shit
[8:15:45 AM] TheDukeDog: i can fix it!
[8:15:48 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: U fukn git dook
[8:15:52 AM] Jellote: Duke, please.
[8:15:59 AM] Jellote: I have no intent to troll you further.
[8:16:07 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: "Troll"
[8:16:09 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: wow
[8:16:13 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: this is trolling?
[8:16:16 AM] Jellote: Your grudge is blinding you. I am not your enemy here.
[8:16:18 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: yikes, i'm scared
[8:16:20 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: okah
[8:16:21 AM] Lord Tally-Wackle: baibai
[8:16:26 AM] *** TheDukeDog removed Jellote from this conversation. ***