Title:           Freebirth Scum 3
Author:          JeffJeff
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First Edit:      Friday 18th of January 2013 01:43:07 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 18th of January 2013 01:43:07 AM CDT

"Okay.  The first inhabitant you have seen in this world just tried to speak to you.....and you just blew him up.  Not the best first impression."  You say with a tone of faint sadness and regret.
>Your hands are still on your head, but now covered in sweat.
"What could I have done?  He was coming right towards me!  Yeah, that's it.  I was just protecting myself!  I mean, he is just a drag...oh god.  I killed a majestic creature!"
>After what would seem like an hour, though in reality just a few minutes, you decide that staying here might not be the best of ideas.
>He might have had friends.  Friends who you think might not want to have tea with you.
>Slowly, your hands reach towards the controls and turn your craft around, though your eyes still stared at where Brutalitops once stood.
"Poor, poor Brutalitops...  What were your dreams?  Hopes?"
>You push those thoughts out quickly, though, and make haste towards a nearby hill.
>Maybe there you could..
"Oh fuck, the comms."
>In your wonderment, you forgot to try and establish contact with any nearby forces.
>Wait until they hear that you met a damn dragon!  But you would leave the last part of the meeting out of the story.
>Within minutes you were on the crest of the grassy hill and that is when something caught your eye.
>Though there was a dense forest to your left that spanned hundreds of kilometers, to the right was open fields, but, more importantly, a large smoke plume.
>Quickly, you used your onboard optics to get a better view.
>Quaint houses, cobblestone roads, and streetlamps come into view indicating a functioning society.
>Without a second thought, you started to make your way over to the village.
>It didn't take long as the long stretches of open plains allowed you to travel at max speed.
>When you are about a kilometer away from the city limits, you slow down to a crawl as you didn't want to either scare off the villagers or have another 'incident'.
"Play it cool anon.  Greet the townsfolk with respect and you will go from there."  
>Just as you are meters from the edge of town, something flew in front of your cockpit.
>Something fast.  Something with wings.  Something.....blue.
"Heya buddy!  What are you supposed to be?"  The blue feathered creature says  inquisitively.
>'You have got to be kidding me'  You think instead of talking as you did not want to come off as crazy.
>First you get stranded on a planet.  Then you see a dragon.  Now this?
>Before you hovers a blue equine with wings and hair colored as rainbows.
>Then it dawns on you.  It is a Pegasus.  
>'What the fuck have I gotten myself into.'  You think to yourself.
"Can ya talk? " The blue pegasus tapped the glass on the cockpit.
>'You know what?  Fuck it.  I don't even care.  I am in a land with mythical creatures.  Scratch that.  Talking mythical creatures.  I bet I am dead or some shit.  Might as well have some fun.'  Thinking to yourself.
"The names Rainbow Dash.  Fastest flier in all of Equestria!"  She says emphatically.
>You reach for the mic for the outboard speakers and lower the volume as to not deafen Rainbow Dash.
>'But what should I say?  Should I say my whole title, unit, and home planet?  Was that too formal?  Oh yeah, probably dead.'  You quickly say to yourself.
>You've got nothing...but sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
"Hey Rainbow Dash.  I'm Anon.  You fly huh?  Watch this."  You say coyly
>Then, just as you finished your sentence, you flipped a switch and pushed on the pedals slightly.
>A roaring sound shot through the air as flames of red and white shot downward.
>You activated the jumpjets and seeing the look on the pegasus' face was priceless.
>Your giant metal beast was now airborne, though only for just a couple of seconds.
>When you landed, you could not help but to smile as the blue pegasus wore a face of pure shock.
>At the top of the jump, you turned the speakers up to max and laughed manically.  A laugh that would have made even the best of super villains proud.
>'I bet she thought that was awesome' Laughing as you thought that.
"Did you like that?"  You said.
>But nothing came from Rainbow Dash.  She just sort of floated there trying to comprehend what just happened.
>The silence was soon broken as a whisper started to be heard coming from her mouth.  A whisper that got louder and louder until it turned into a full blown scream.
>And as quickly as she came, she left, flying as fast as she could away from you.
"You are 0 for 2 anon.  0 for 2."  You said out loud in defeat.
"But at least I didn't kill this one."  You said chuckling.
>Wait a minute.  Wait.  The mic was still on.