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The donkey problem

By: JasseSwefag on Jul 24th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.16 KB  |  hits: 45  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Another day at Canterlot High. Mighty gods, please kill me now.
  2. >Shit isn't happening at school as usual. Your only friend Purple gives you her annual Pony-bullshit.
  3. >Fuck your shit purple.
  4. >go to school, don't give any shits all day.
  5. >Eventually the last class of the day is up.
  6. >History, and I thought this day couldn't become any better.
  7. >The teacher goes on about WW2, and even though I don't really pay attention, im kinda fascinated by WW2.
  8. >If I told anyone, I would probably be called a Nazi too.
  9. >Purple looks interested in the war and it's ideologies, then she raises her hand and the teacher looks her way.
  10. >P "Sir, is there a final solution to the race problem?"
  11. >The class turns silent in chock.
  12. >Purple is kicked out, literally, by the teacher.
  13. >The students starts to whisper about Purple being a Nazi as she leaves in confusion.
  14. >Even if the last thing you need is a shittier reputation, you follow Purple out of the classroom. She is your only friend after all.
  15. >"Follow your Nazi wife you Nazi-cunt!"
  16. >Herewegoagain.jpg
  17. >Purple has never been sent out of class before, even less been yelled at by the teacher, so she's sobbing lightly.
  18. >"What did I do wrong?" she asks you quietly with her eyes pinned to the ground as you enter the hall.
  19. >this is the first time you see her upset over anything really.
  20. >"well, people are easily offended by that kind of question".
  21. >"why?" she asks.
  22. >Since you don't feel like repeating like half of the human history, you bring her somewhere you have never gone to of free will before; the library.
  23. >After asking the library staff where you can find WW2 related books, you pick out a few ones about the doings of the Germans and race biology.
  24. >You sit by her as she reads intensively.
  25. >P "So, they wanted to exterminate the weaker races to create a perfect world?"
  26. >NN "yeah, something like that I guess".
  27. >Purple starts gazing out into midair, like she just figured something out. After taking a last look at the pictures of gassed bodies she runs of with some of the books.
  28. >AN "Where the fuck are you going?!"
  29. >she stops and yells back: "To study! I have yet another Quest!" and then takes of again.
  30. >Im not even going to ask.
  31. >Since the clock is closing in on 4 PM, you decide just to go home and play some Xbox.
  32. >What the fuck was that shit about having "yet another quest"?
  33. >and why does it feel like there's a shitstorm coming my way..
  34. >Blowing the head of people in GTA IV isn't too entertaining after a couple of hours so you decide just to get your ass to bed and hope tomorrow won't be lethal.
  35. >
  36. >The next day you're wakened by the sun shining through your bedroom window.
  37. >After minutes of trying to assemble enough power to check the clock you turn around and, to your surprise, the clock just hit 6:45 AM.
  38. >you let your head sink into the pillow again.
  39. >"I guess getting early to school for once won't kill me.."
  40. >After you finnish your breakfast you take of to school.
  41. >As you are about to open the front gate you suddenly hear a loud and angry sounding voice from inside.
  42. >Purple?
  43. >After opening the door, your old man heart is about to fail.
  44. >P "SIEG HEIL! ACHTUNG, ALLE JUDEN AUS! Oh, hi Norman!"
  45. >you just stand there like a chunk of ice.
  46. >She is wearing a Black Nazi-uniform, with the swastika bracelet and everything.
  47. >Purple starts blushing and she clutches her hands together.
  48. >"Is it the uniform? It's just a little something I put together yesterday after school. You can now call me Obersturmführer Twilight if you want!".
  49. >As she says that she winks at you with a smile on her face.
  50. >You can't even digest what you're seeing.
  51. >P "Oh, it's almost time for my speech! Be at the cafeteria at 8!"
  52. >She runs of, once again without you knowing what the nigger is going on.
  53. >Since it's still a few minutes until class starts you just sink down on the floor in the hall.
  54. >You notice students are flowing towards the cafeteria.
  55. >Mind as well check what all the ruckus is about.
  56. >The clock hits 8 as you enter the cafeteria, and there is a stage there.. With NSDAP flags hanging over it.
  57. >Twilight enters the stage with the uniform, and some ugly crown like shit on her head.
  58. >Meine geliebten Genossen! Bevor ich Ihre Welt zu verlassen, würde Ich mag zu verabschieden. Mit dem neuen Wissen über die rassischen Unterschiede,
  59. die du mir gegeben hast Ich werde Equestria aus unserem Erzfeind reinigen; Juda .. Esel! Eine dreifache Sieg heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg heil!
  60. >Google translate is your friend.
  61. >She makes a innocent smile as she leaves the stage and runs of towards the School exit and towards the statue outside.
  62. >people are starting to sound angry, and some starts proceeding Purple out into the yard.
  63. >Since she is your only friend, you also start looking for her outside.
  64. >No one finds her, neither do you.
  65. >where the heck did she go?
  66. >
  67. >A few days later in Equestria
  68. >
  69. >Pink trains are being filled with donkeys and are sent towards horschwitz.
  70. >Millions are gassed and burned.
  71. >The final solution to the donkey problem.
  72. >In Canterlot thousands of ponys, unicorns and pegasus's alike are marching for their glorious new Reich.
  73. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4tqHVGnjhw
  74. >Celestia approves of the new world order.
  75. >
  76. >the end
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