Title:           Chrysalis makes a sandwich (one shot)
Author:          JargonScott
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/GyS2fFR9
First Edit:      Monday 27th of October 2014 08:10:47 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 27th of October 2014 08:10:47 PM CDT

===(Prompt)===
>Chrysalis, reigning monarch of a horde of drones
>Hivemind delivers to them even her slightest whim, and it is fulfilled without failure
>Drones and Soldiers alike gladly die in loyal service to their queen
>This results in Chrysalis having no real "common sense" skills
>Chrysalis is hunted down and forced to live with Anon so that she may be reformed
>Hilarity ensues as Chrysalis is mucks up everyday tasks that she has never performed in her life
===(my part)====
 
>Anon stared down at the large plate full of stuff in front of him
>what exactly is this?
>"Enjoy your sand-witch, dear Anonymous."
>oh, so that's what it was supposed to be
"Okay..."
>this didn't look edible...
"Chrysalis, we need to talk about this..."
>the changeling glared at him
>"You address me as Queen!"
>Anon just stared flatly at her
>"oh, uh... Chrysalis is fine..."
>she said in a huff
>"What is wrong with the sand-witch?"
>it doesn't look like food, for one
>"I prepared it the way you instructed me. Two pieces of bread..."
"You got that part right, but there needs to be one on each end."
>"The tomato is there."
"You're supposed to cut it up, not mash it."
>"And that "cheese" stuff is on there, also."
"You should have taken it out of the pack."
>anon poked at the plate with a knife
"Did you pour milk on it?"
>"It was white, and in the fridge. You said use the white stuff in the fridge"
"And what is this?"
>"I got that part right! I brought you a pickle!"
"Sorry, but you brought the lid to the jar of pickles, not a pickle."
>"but... but..."
"And is that the dish sponge?"
>"I... tried..."
"And what is this green stuff? That changeling sludge you leave every-"
>Chrysalis slammed a hoof to the table
>"DON'T YOU CALL IT SLUDGE!"
>her stern demeanor had slipped, her voice cracked as she yelled
>"It's... royal jelly!"
"Chrysalis, that shouldn't go onto a sandwich..."
>"I had to make it stick together."
"Come on, we'll go try again, and I'll walk you through it."
>"NO! I can do it on my own!"
>the queen stated as she headed to the kitchen
>"You finish that one, and I shall bring you another!"
>Anon sighed as he slid the plate over to the other four plates
>he was real hungry