- >Pinkie was so sweet and kind.
- >But to a man's needs, seemed unreasonably blind.
- >So one dark night, as from work she walked back.
- >You knocked her the fuck out, and on her head placed a sack.
- >You tied her up good, two knots to the limb.
- >And exchanged the sack for a blindfold, just on a whim.
- >Well, you took her somewhere private, alone, you two.
- >Then forced her to deepthroat, 'til she turned blue.
- >By then, she was awake, (though a little too late).
- >And her hair lengthened out, went very straight.
- >Much like your painus, which you put in her vagoo.
- >And thrust back and forth, until it it's load blew.
- >Her tears start to stop, her sobs quiet down.
- >But they renew when you slip into her anus, and there go to town!
- >When you finish again, she continues to weep.
- >So you untie her, and leave her to sleep.
- >You tell her that for a virgin, she was fine.
- >But the moment you turn, she stabs you in the spine.
- >You fall to the ground, the bride-price you've paid.
- >And your final thought? "At least I got laid!"
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