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Estrus Survival

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Audio log Transcript: 1
“It’s the third day of the Equestrian Mating Season.”
“As I predicted, Rapistshy is searching for me as we speak.”
“What I failed to foresee was that half of Ponyville’s mares have joined in the hunt.”
“I am currently hiding in the basement of Lyra and Bon-Bon.”
“As they are lesbians, and have each other for the Estrus, this is my only potential safe haven.”
>”Yah, yah Fluttershy. I’ll show you where he is. Do you have the money?”
“Oh Celestia please have mercy.”
>”Right here!”
>”He’s in the basement. Down the hall, third door on your right.”
>”Thanks!”
-Stomp-
-Stomp-
-Stomp-
-Crash-
>”YOU’RE GOING TO LOVE ME!”
-Static-
Audio log Transcript: 2
“I’ve narrowly escaped the Yellow Terror, thank Celestia.”
“Currently I am hidden in one of Rapeities fabric storages.”
“So far I have gone 4 days without food or water.”
“I’ve had many close calls, at one point I looked Rapeity right in the eyes.
“It’s a miracle that I wasn’t spotted.”
>”Sweetie Belle! Can you put these rolls in the closet for me? I’m going out to find Anonymous!”
“Shhh…”
>”Ok Rarity!”
>”Thank you dear!”
-Creak-
>”Rarity you don’t have to go out to find Anon! He’s right in here behind the boxes!”
“Oh bugger...”
-Static-
Audio log Transcript: 3
“So… hungry…”
“It’s… I think day seven of the Estrus.”
“Just twenty more to go…”
“I’m currently located in Twilight’s Attic, behind a broken bookshelf.”
“Spike offered to bring me some food.”
“Purple bastard handed me a bowl of sapphires.”
“At least he won’t tell Twirape Sparkle.”
“And hey, when it rains I have a source of water.”
>”Hey! Who’s talking up there! Is that you, Anon?!”
>”You… you were hiding Anonymous, weren’t you spike!”
>”n-n-no Twi, I wasn’t! I swear!”
>”Damn it spike! You know how much I NEED him right now!”
“… I’m getting fucking tired of this.”
-Static-
Audio Log Transcript: 4
“At Last! Food!”
“I’ve taken residence within the CMC’s tree-house, and have acquired a ready supply of apples.”
>”Why are you talking to that box thing?”
“Unfortunately, I’m sharing this hideout with an orange, homeless chicken.”
>”Why does everyone keep calling me that!”
“It’s only of mild annoyance though.”
>”Hey!”
“While I believe myself to be safe here, that doesn’t mean I’m not scared.”
“I can hear her at night, stalking the orchards for any sign of me.”
>”Wait what? Why is Applejack looking for you?”
“And in the days I can hear her bucking tree’s. Every day closer to me. Harvesting apples as she seeks to harvest my man seed.”
>”Humans grow from seeds?”
“I apologize for the chicken in the background.”
>”Call me a chicken one more time and I’ll get AJ!”
“Damn bird won’t shut up.”
>”THAT’S IT!”
-Static-
Audio log Transcript: 5
“It’s worse than I thought…”
“The Estrus has even gotten to your bro.”
“What?”
“RAINBRO DASH is evolving!”
“Congratulations! Your RAINBRO DASH has evolved into RAPEBOW DASH!”
“I’ve since taken to living with Zecora in the Everfree”
“Evidently, the Zebra Estrus comes two months later than the ponies”
“Right now I am currently digging for herbs. Zecora said if I get enough for her, she will help me make an invisibility potion.”
-Quiet Rustling-
“Oh fuck! It’s a Rapebow!”
-Low growl-
“Never mind, just a manticore.”
“Oh fuck!”
-Whistling-
“What’s that?”
-Loud boom-
>“Don’t worry anon, I’ll save you!”
“Hurray! Rainbow!”
“OH NO! RAINBOW!”
“Got to hide got to hide got to hide!”
“AHAH! A CAVE! NOTHING CAN GO WRONG!”
>”You can’t outrun me anon!”
…
>”Damn it where did you go?”
…
…
“Where the hell are my matches?”
-Match strike-
>”Hello… anon…”
-Match extinguishing-
“It is dark; you are likely to get raped by an ex-bro”
>”Just stop talking to yourself and let’s get this over with…”
-Static-
Audio log Transcription: 6
“I have narrowly avoided total anihilrapetion at the hands of Rapebow.”
“Turns out she uses a highly flammable hair-dye for her mane”
“As of two days ago, I am hiding in the counter of sugar cube corner.”
“It’s my last bastion, my last sanctuary.”
“I don’t know why I haven’t just hid here for the entirety of the Estrus.”
“There’s such an abundance of food here, though I’m tired of drinking pinkie’s leftover party punch.”
“Hopefully this is over soo-“
>”Anon, why have you been hiding in the counter? Are you playing hide and go seek?”
…
“AAAAHHH!!!!
>”AAAAAHHHH!”
”AAAHHH!!”
>”Ok that jokes waaaaay overused.”
“AGREED!”
-Rapid footsteps-
-hooves clopping-
>”I’m gonna get you anon you silly filly!”
“Like hell you are!”
“Damn it how can you teleport like that demon!”
>”Tag! You’re it!”
“Please don’t rape me!”
>Rape you? Why would I do that?
“T-the estrus!”
>”Ooooooh! Silly filly, that ended yesterday!”
“I-I made it! Praise Celestia I made it! I’m free!”
>”H-hi Anon, is surviving your fetish?”
“Or not…”
-static-
Year Two.
Video Clip 1 Transcript
“It’s my second year in Equestria.
My second time experiencing the hunt of the estrus.
Last time, I was ill prepared.
This time,
-Gun cocking-
I’m ready.
I’ve made camp in the heart of the Everfree.
Even here the mares follow me.
Stalking,
Searching,
Hunting… for my cock.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axBSFDq9q6Y
Video Clip 2 Transcript
“It’s been three days since I’ve started living off the land in the Everfree”
“I’ve yet to find a fresh source of water.”
“However, I am yet to resort to drinking my own piss.”
“That’s what you’re suppose too do, right?”
“No matter, I’ve acquired a source of vegetation that looks slightly edible”
“It’s some sort of blue flower.”
“My logic behind this is, blueberries are edible, why not blue flowers?”
“Well, here it goes!”
>“Wow these are delicious, I feel kind of funny though.”
>”Wait… why do my words sound… green?”
>”Hmm… probably nothing…”
>”Maybe I can bring some of these plants to Zecora, she might enjoy them.”
Video Clip 3 Transcript
>”Ok, I’m outside Zecora’s hut, I’m going to see if I can trade some of these flowers for something to purify water”
>”Hey, Zecora. I was hoping to trade this for a water purifier.”
Zecora: “Now let me see, what is it you offer me?”
…
Zecora: “Why would you bring me this you fool, when it causes your nasty green drool!”
>”What are you talking about?”
Zecora: “Look in this mirror at your face! You’re getting green all over the place!”
>”Oh dear Celestia! How do I treat it!?”
Zecora: A simple bath will do, now take this book with you.
Find me the ingredients for the cure, I will provide water that’s pure.
The lichen you can find near here, you will need to buy some from a deer.
Next is a plant known as heart’s desire, but beware, the plant may spit fire.
Then you require saffron, its flower can be found in Everfree’s canyon.
Finally you require the buds of marijuana, but beware of its neighboring fauna.
Then when you bring me the ingredients, I will treat you of your ailments.”
>”Ok, I’ll be back in a jiffy.”
Video Clip 4 Transcript
>”Ok, I found a deer about a mile south of Zecora’s”
Deer: “Man, what the fuck are you?”
>”I’m a human.”
Deer: “I ain’t ever heard of no ‘hooman.”
>”Well, I need to buy something off of you if you don’t mind.”
Deer: “What you need? I got coke, I got pot, I got lichen…”
>”I need some lichen”
Deer: “Five-hundred bits.”
>”Hell no! I don’t have five-hundred bits! I’ll give you 3.50 at most!”
Deer: “Nigga, this shit is rare. No way in hell am I gonna give it to you for tree-fiddy!
-Gun cocks-
Deer: “Whoa now man, I don’t need no trouble.”
>”Well I’m going to give you trouble if you don’t hand me that lichen, and give me the rest too.”
Deer: “Fine! Take the damn lichen! Just get that gun out of my face!”
-Clanging-
>”… I thought you said you had coke and pot…”
Deer: “Yah man I did till you took them! Coca-Cola and cooking pots!”
-Gunshots-
Deer: “OH SHIT NIGGA IT’S THE STAGS!”
>”FUCK!”
Video Clip 5 Transcript
>“Ok, now I shall attempt to film acquiring the so called ‘heart’s desire’”
>“There, that was easy… I thought Zecora said these plants could spit fire…
Spitfire: “They do, handsome…”
>“OH LUNA’S BLUE CUNT!”
Luna: “Oh, Anonymous! Thou hast known we were here?”
>”FUCK FUCK FUCK IT’S AN AMBUSH!”
Luna: “WHY DOES THOU WANTETH US TO USE THEE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE? IS IT THY FETISH?
Fluttershy: “WAIT! HOW DID LUNA GUESS YOUR FETISH? OH WELL, NICE JOB LUNA!”
Twilight: “SO WAIT? IF WE SPEAK IN ALL CAPS, ANONYMOUS WILL BUCK US?”
Applejack: “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID, SUGARCUBE.”
Rainbow Dash: “WAIT! WHERE DID HE GO?”
Rarity: “I DON’T KNOW!”
Pinkie Pie: “HE’S GETTING AWAY! AFTER HIM!”
Video Clip 6 Transcript
>”Ok, good. Those horny mares didn’t get any ‘unmentionable fluids’ on the camera.”
>”Anyways, I’m now in the Everfree canyon, which probably rivals the Grand Canyon.”
>”The flower saffron grows in is evidently rare to find, I’ve been here for two hours searching.”
>”I have to be quiet as to not make noise, this place act’s as a natural amphitheater, and I can hear mares up and down the canyon.”
>”Every so often I’ll hear one call my name.”
Rarity: “Anonymoooouuusss, you can coooome oooout nooooow. The Estrus is ooooveeeer.”
>”Like that. They must not realize I have a calander.”
>”Ah! Theres the flower!”
>”And a blue birdy is by it.”
>“Wait.. that’s not a bird.”
…
Rainbow dash: “So, Anonymous. I see you give up finally? You know, the others don’t have to know where you are, so long as I do”
>”NOPE!”
-Clunk-
Rarity: “Hey, I heard something! This way!”
>”Fuck.”
Video clip 7 Transcript
>”Ok, so I’ve gotten the Saffron, Heart’s Desire, and the Lichen.
>”Now all I need is the weed.”
>”I’ve managed to find some not to far from my campsite.”
>”But it’s being watched over by some donkeys.”
Donkey 1: ‘Ey mon, what brings you out ‘ere?
>”I need some marijuana to get rid of this green drool.”
Donkey 2: Well hell mon, We’d be glad to help ya out.”
>Really?
Donkey 1: “Ya mon, nat-a-problem. Lookout for da manticore though.”
>”Oh fuck.”
…
>”Ok… maybe if im REALLY quiet…”
-Roar-
>”Maybe not…”
-Growl-
>”Fuck! That hurt!”
-Hiss-
>”Oh fuck it’s got my shotgun!”
-Roar-
Donkey 1: Try rubbing it’s belly mon!
>”What will that do?!”
Donkey 2: “We don’ know!”
Donkey 1: “It’s worth a try!”
>”Ok.. here it goes…”
>”Wait… is this a zipper?”
-Zip-
LUNA: “OH BUCK HE HATH FOUND US!”
Fluttershy: “WAIT ANON, GETTING MAULED ISN’T YOUR FETISH?
>”NOPE!”
Video Clip 8 transcript
>”Ok Zecora, I have everything.”
Zecora: “Hand it over here, so your green drool I can clear.”
…
>”Hey Zecora, why did you only throw the first three ingredients in, what about the marijuana?”
“Did you expect me to cure your ills, without a payment for my troubles?”
“I guess not.. hey its working! My words don’t sound green anymore!”
“Hmm… do you have any paper you can spare? I need to write a letter.”
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today, I’ve learned that ponies are fucking racist, and you leave all the minorities in the Everfree, Which is probably why it is so damn dangerous. You should know that stereotypes are bad, and stop acting like complete Crackers.
Your Racially Tolerant Pal,
Anonymous
P.S.
>Green drool is annoying as fuck.

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Audio log Transcript: 1
“It’s the third day of the Equestrian Mating Season.”
“As I predicted, Rapistshy is searching for me as we speak.”
“What I failed to foresee was that half of Ponyville’s mares have joined in the hunt.”
“I am currently hiding in the basement of Lyra and Bon-Bon.”
“As they are lesbians, and have each other for the Estrus, this is my only potential safe haven.”
>”Yah, yah Fluttershy. I’ll show you where he is. Do you have the money?”
“Oh Celestia please have mercy.”
>”Right here!”
>”He’s in the basement. Down the hall, third door on your right.”
>”Thanks!”
-Stomp-
-Stomp-
-Stomp-
-Crash-
>”YOU’RE GOING TO LOVE ME!”
-Static-

Audio log Transcript: 2
“I’ve narrowly escaped the Yellow Terror, thank Celestia.”
“Currently I am hidden in one of Rapeities fabric storages.”
“So far I have gone 4 days without food or water.”
“I’ve had many close calls, at one point I looked Rapeity right in the eyes.
“It’s a miracle that I wasn’t spotted.”
>”Sweetie Belle! Can you put these rolls in the closet for me? I’m going out to find Anonymous!”
“Shhh…”
>”Ok Rarity!”
>”Thank you dear!”
-Creak-
>”Rarity you don’t have to go out to find Anon! He’s right in here behind the boxes!”
“Oh bugger...”
-Static-

Audio log Transcript: 3
“So… hungry…”
“It’s… I think day seven of the Estrus.”
“Just twenty more to go…”
“I’m currently located in Twilight’s Attic, behind a broken bookshelf.”
“Spike offered to bring me some food.”
“Purple bastard handed me a bowl of sapphires.”
“At least he won’t tell Twirape Sparkle.”
“And hey, when it rains I have a source of water.”
>”Hey! Who’s talking up there! Is that you, Anon?!”
>”You… you were hiding Anonymous, weren’t you spike!”
>”n-n-no Twi, I wasn’t! I swear!”
>”Damn it spike! You know how much I NEED him right now!”
“… I’m getting fucking tired of this.”
-Static-

Audio Log Transcript: 4
“At Last! Food!”
“I’ve taken residence within the CMC’s tree-house, and have acquired a ready supply of apples.”
>”Why are you talking to that box thing?”
“Unfortunately, I’m sharing this hideout with an orange, homeless chicken.”
>”Why does everyone keep calling me that!”
“It’s only of mild annoyance though.”
>”Hey!”
“While I believe myself to be safe here, that doesn’t mean I’m not scared.”
“I can hear her at night, stalking the orchards for any sign of me.”
>”Wait what? Why is Applejack looking for you?”
“And in the days I can hear her bucking tree’s. Every day closer to me. Harvesting apples as she seeks to harvest my man seed.”
>”Humans grow from seeds?”
“I apologize for the chicken in the background.”
>”Call me a chicken one more time and I’ll get AJ!”
“Damn bird won’t shut up.”
>”THAT’S IT!”
-Static-

Audio log Transcript: 5
“It’s worse than I thought…”
“The Estrus has even gotten to your bro.”
“What?”
“RAINBRO DASH is evolving!”
“Congratulations! Your RAINBRO DASH has evolved into RAPEBOW DASH!”
“I’ve since taken to living with Zecora in the Everfree”
“Evidently, the Zebra Estrus comes two months later than the ponies”
“Right now I am currently digging for herbs. Zecora said if I get enough for her, she will help me make an invisibility potion.”
-Quiet Rustling-
“Oh fuck! It’s a Rapebow!”
-Low growl-
“Never mind, just a manticore.”
“Oh fuck!”
-Whistling-
“What’s that?”
-Loud boom-
>“Don’t worry anon, I’ll save you!”
“Hurray! Rainbow!”
“OH NO! RAINBOW!”
“Got to hide got to hide got to hide!”
“AHAH! A CAVE! NOTHING CAN GO WRONG!”
>”You can’t outrun me anon!”
…
>”Damn it where did you go?”
…
…
“Where the hell are my matches?”
-Match strike-
>”Hello… anon…”
-Match extinguishing-
“It is dark; you are likely to get raped by an ex-bro”
>”Just stop talking to yourself and let’s get this over with…”
-Static-

Audio log Transcription: 6
“I have narrowly avoided total anihilrapetion at the hands of Rapebow.”
“Turns out she uses a highly flammable hair-dye for her mane”
“As of two days ago, I am hiding in the counter of sugar cube corner.”
“It’s my last bastion, my last sanctuary.”
“I don’t know why I haven’t just hid here for the entirety of the Estrus.”
“There’s such an abundance of food here, though I’m tired of drinking pinkie’s leftover party punch.”
“Hopefully this is over soo-“
>”Anon, why have you been hiding in the counter? Are you playing hide and go seek?”
…
“AAAAHHH!!!!
>”AAAAAHHHH!”
”AAAHHH!!”
>”Ok that jokes waaaaay overused.”
“AGREED!”
-Rapid footsteps-
-hooves clopping-
>”I’m gonna get you anon you silly filly!”
“Like hell you are!”
“Damn it how can you teleport like that demon!”
>”Tag! You’re it!”
“Please don’t rape me!”
>Rape you? Why would I do that?
“T-the estrus!”
>”Ooooooh! Silly filly, that ended yesterday!”
“I-I made it! Praise Celestia I made it! I’m free!”
>”H-hi Anon, is surviving your fetish?”
“Or not…”
-static-

Year Two.
Video Clip 1 Transcript
“It’s my second year in Equestria.
My second time experiencing the hunt of the estrus.
Last time, I was ill prepared.
This time,
-Gun cocking- 
I’m ready.
I’ve made camp in the heart of the Everfree.
Even here the mares follow me.
Stalking,
Searching,
Hunting… for my cock.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axBSFDq9q6Y

Video Clip 2 Transcript
“It’s been three days since I’ve started living off the land in the Everfree”
“I’ve yet to find a fresh source of water.”
“However, I am yet to resort to drinking my own piss.”
“That’s what you’re suppose too do, right?”
“No matter, I’ve acquired a source of vegetation that looks slightly edible”
“It’s some sort of blue flower.”
“My logic behind this is, blueberries are edible, why not blue flowers?”
“Well, here it goes!”
>“Wow these are delicious, I feel kind of funny though.”
>”Wait… why do my words sound… green?”
>”Hmm… probably nothing…”
>”Maybe I can bring some of these plants to Zecora, she might enjoy them.”

Video Clip 3 Transcript
>”Ok, I’m outside Zecora’s hut, I’m going to see if I can trade some of these flowers for something to purify water”
>”Hey, Zecora. I was hoping to trade this for a water purifier.”
Zecora: “Now let me see, what is it you offer me?”
…
Zecora: “Why would you bring me this you fool, when it causes your nasty green drool!”
>”What are you talking about?”
Zecora: “Look in this mirror at your face! You’re getting green all over the place!”
>”Oh dear Celestia! How do I treat it!?”
Zecora: A simple bath will do, now take this book with you.
Find me the ingredients for the cure, I will provide water that’s pure.
The lichen you can find near here, you will need to buy some from a deer.
Next is a plant known as heart’s desire, but beware, the plant may spit fire.
Then you require saffron, its flower can be found in Everfree’s canyon.
Finally you require the buds of marijuana, but beware of its neighboring fauna.
Then when you bring me the ingredients, I will treat you of your ailments.”
>”Ok, I’ll be back in a jiffy.”

Video Clip 4 Transcript
>”Ok, I found a deer about a mile south of Zecora’s”
Deer: “Man, what the fuck are you?”
>”I’m a human.”
Deer: “I ain’t ever heard of no ‘hooman.”
>”Well, I need to buy something off of you if you don’t mind.”
Deer: “What you need? I got coke, I got pot, I got lichen…”
>”I need some lichen”
Deer: “Five-hundred bits.”
>”Hell no! I don’t have five-hundred bits! I’ll give you 3.50 at most!”
Deer: “Nigga, this shit is rare. No way in hell am I gonna give it to you for tree-fiddy!
-Gun cocks-
Deer: “Whoa now man, I don’t need no trouble.”
>”Well I’m going to give you trouble if you don’t hand me that lichen, and give me the rest too.”
Deer: “Fine! Take the damn lichen! Just get that gun out of my face!”
-Clanging-
>”… I thought you said you had coke and pot…”
Deer: “Yah man I did till you took them! Coca-Cola and cooking pots!”
-Gunshots-
Deer: “OH SHIT NIGGA IT’S THE STAGS!”
>”FUCK!”

Video Clip 5 Transcript
>“Ok, now I shall attempt to film acquiring the so called ‘heart’s desire’”
>“There, that was easy… I thought Zecora said these plants could spit fire…
Spitfire: “They do, handsome…”
>“OH LUNA’S BLUE CUNT!”
Luna: “Oh, Anonymous! Thou hast known we were here?”
>”FUCK FUCK FUCK IT’S AN AMBUSH!”
Luna: “WHY DOES THOU WANTETH US TO USE THEE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE? IS IT THY FETISH?
Fluttershy: “WAIT! HOW DID LUNA GUESS YOUR FETISH? OH WELL, NICE JOB LUNA!”
Twilight: “SO WAIT? IF WE SPEAK IN ALL CAPS, ANONYMOUS WILL BUCK US?”
Applejack: “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID, SUGARCUBE.”
Rainbow Dash: “WAIT! WHERE DID HE GO?”
Rarity: “I DON’T KNOW!”
Pinkie Pie: “HE’S GETTING AWAY! AFTER HIM!”

Video Clip 6 Transcript
>”Ok, good. Those horny mares didn’t get any ‘unmentionable fluids’ on the camera.”
>”Anyways, I’m now in the Everfree canyon, which probably rivals the Grand Canyon.”
>”The flower saffron grows in is evidently rare to find, I’ve been here for two hours searching.”
>”I have to be quiet as to not make noise, this place act’s as a natural amphitheater, and I can hear mares up and down the canyon.”
>”Every so often I’ll hear one call my name.”
Rarity: “Anonymoooouuusss, you can coooome oooout nooooow. The Estrus is ooooveeeer.”
>”Like that. They must not realize I have a calander.”
>”Ah! Theres the flower!”
>”And a blue birdy is by it.”
>“Wait.. that’s not a bird.”
…
Rainbow dash: “So, Anonymous. I see you give up finally? You know, the others don’t have to know where you are, so long as I do”
>”NOPE!”
-Clunk-
Rarity: “Hey, I heard something! This way!”
>”Fuck.”

Video clip 7 Transcript
>”Ok, so I’ve gotten the  Saffron, Heart’s Desire, and the Lichen.
>”Now all I need is the weed.”
>”I’ve managed to find some not to far from my campsite.”
>”But it’s being watched over by some donkeys.”
Donkey 1: ‘Ey mon, what brings you out ‘ere?
>”I need some marijuana to get rid of this green drool.”
Donkey 2: Well hell mon, We’d be glad to help ya out.”
>Really?
Donkey 1: “Ya mon, nat-a-problem. Lookout for da manticore though.”
>”Oh fuck.”
…
>”Ok… maybe if im REALLY quiet…”
-Roar-
>”Maybe not…”
-Growl-
>”Fuck! That hurt!”
-Hiss-
>”Oh fuck it’s got my shotgun!”
-Roar-
Donkey 1: Try rubbing it’s belly mon!
>”What will that do?!”
Donkey 2: “We don’ know!”
Donkey 1: “It’s worth a try!”
>”Ok.. here it goes…”
>”Wait… is this a zipper?”
-Zip-
LUNA: “OH BUCK HE HATH FOUND US!”
Fluttershy: “WAIT ANON, GETTING MAULED ISN’T YOUR FETISH?
>”NOPE!”

Video Clip 8 transcript
>”Ok Zecora, I have everything.”
Zecora: “Hand it over here, so your green drool I can clear.”
…
>”Hey Zecora, why did you only throw the first three ingredients in, what about the marijuana?”
“Did you expect me to cure your ills, without a payment for my troubles?”
“I guess not.. hey its working! My words don’t sound green anymore!”
“Hmm… do you have any paper you can spare? I need to write a letter.”

Dear Princess Celestia,
Today, I’ve learned that ponies are fucking racist, and you leave all the minorities in the Everfree, Which is probably why it is so damn dangerous. You should know that stereotypes are bad, and stop acting like complete Crackers.
Your Racially Tolerant Pal,
Anonymous
P.S.
>Green drool is annoying as fuck.

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