AiE Z: 07/17/2013

OKAY, FIRST TITLE:

Daddy's Special Treat

 

IceMan: FemAnon provides Filthy Rich fellatio whilst Diamond Tiara watches from a crack in the door.

 

Metal Gear Gay: Daddy's Special Treat

Anon convinces RD to pretend that he is her dad for the day. What she doesn't know is that it is all a master ruse to fufill Anon's fetish. After they bond as surrogate father and daughter, Anon commences with his plan. He forces RD into her room and prepares to cum inside his Rainbow Dash Daughteru(Waifu daughter?).

 

-30 seconds left-

 

Panama Redd: After hearing a rumor that the Apple parents died with millions of bits hidden away, anon ends up recruiting Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash to distract the siblings and Granny Smith while he digs up the grave of Applejack's father. He ends up finding a diary with the lost Zap Apple Crumble recipe that is worth millions to bakers everywhere. Trixie and Gilda are also bakers looking for the recipe. Hilarity ensues.

 

Brainhorn: Anon adopts Scootaloo in exchance for smexings

 

AAAAND THE WINNER OF THE ROUND IS

PANAMA, EVEN THOUGH I'M SURE IF SOLID SNAKE HAD A DAUGHTER, EVERYONE WOULD WANT TO CUM INSIDE HER

 

Iceman: Anonymous falls in love with a pony that appears to be made of butter.

 

Brainhorn: Anon builds a scale model of Rarity out of marshmallows and fucks it.

 

Panama Redd: Anonymous discovers the world of Equestrian meat-substitutes.

 

Metal Gear GAY: Ponka gives Anon an alternative butter to help him slim down. It turns out to be Big Mac's fresh "butter".

 

AND THE WINNERS ENVELOPE WAS LOST IN MAIL, SO I'LL WING THIS ONE

THE WINNER IS...

BRAINHORN, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO FUCK A LITTERAL MARSHMELLOW BUTTHOLE?

 

Metal Gear GAY: Roseluck stumbles into the mirror pool thing. She dupes 9 times, and with the combined forces giving eachother confidence, she goes to let Anon know how she feels. Needless to say, she >rapes the ever living fuck out of him.

 

Panama Redd: Anon is an Ohtori duelist who fell through the magic mirror in the Crystal Empire. He goes around searching to defeat the Ten Pony Duelists in order to attain the Power to Revolutionize the World.

 

IceMan: Anonymous is a vase of sentient roses that thinks it is human. It does not realize this until Twilight shows it its own reflection. Commence an existential tale of love, heartbreak, love again, and sexual deviancy.

 

Latyn: FemAnon brings a pocket mirror with her from earth, and she discovers that it's a literal gateway to a rose garden that (insert family member here) used to take her when she was a little girl. It's the only thing that she has left from earth, and so she cherishes it.

 

Brainhorn: Anon holds a contest to make a lucky mare his girlfriend. When they advance, he gives them a rose. At the end of the contest, he reveals the winner to be a mirror, meaning he himself is the winner because he'd never fuck a horse and was just trolling them

 

AND WHILE I GIVE NO FUCKS, I CERTAINLY GIVE POINTS.

AND THIS POINT GOES TO...

BRAINHORN

 

Latyn: Meanwhile, (insert pony here) is crushing hard on her, and eventually finds out about the mirror. The pony does everything he/she can to find roses to bring her, though rose plants are very hard to come by

 

god damn it lat be quicker you nigger

still brainhorn

 

Latyn: ;_;

 

TITLE UP!:

The Pirate's Diary

 

Latyn: Pirates don't keep diaries, they keep logs

 

Panama Redd: Why would anyone keep logs?

I mean, unless you needed to start a fire or something...

 

CAPTIANS LOGS YE SCURVY LANDLUBBER

DON'T MAKE ME MAKE YE WALK THE PLANK

 

Latyn: this confounded unicorn continues to attempt to steal me booty, Though I have thwarted her attempts whereabouts sixteen times, she refuses to give up

 

Brainhorn: Anon goes around stealing music from record stores, like full on Heists, because he hates pone music. Vinyl Scratch is out of work because there's no music for her to play, so she vows to stop him, no matter what the costs. She finds his heist diary, and confronts him on his next hit.

 

Metal Gear GAY: Arrrrrrrrrr. I've docked in this land and have a lust for looting the rainbow steed's booty!

 

IceMan: Anonymous finds out that Rarity's family was once a band of horrible pirates. They find a diary in a chest in the attic of her parent's house which supposedly contains a map to buried treasure. But the page has been ripped out! Little does Anonymous know that Rarity has already taken this map, which had fallen out of the book earlier and was on the bottom of the chest, and has been using the hoard of priceless jewels on her cheapest dresses because they were easiest to obtain.

 

-30 seconds left-

 

AND THE POINT WILL BE SHIPPED AT HIS OWN COST TO...

ICEMAN

 

AND HERE'S THE NEXT TITLE, FRESH FROM THE OVEN:

Lyraisbestponyalltheotheronessuck 2: Electric Scootaloo

 

Panama Redd: I got nothin.

 

IceMan: Anonymous hangs out with [REDACTED] and Scootaloo.

 

Brainhorn: Lyra is best pony, again, and Scootaloo is angry it's not Rainbow Dash. She lets herself get bitten by a radioactive electrical outlet, and gains electric powers. She becomes a super villian, bent on destroying Lyra

 

John Smith: but in a SHOCKING TWIST it turns out that lyra is the villian who stole the best pony title and scootaloo is trying to return it to it's proper owner, rainbow dash

 

Metal Gear GAY: Lyra becomes best pone again, like rocky 2. Anon and scootaloo document it for the history books.

Books that will be distributed to the Happy Sunshine Satanist Pony Education Death Camp.

 

AND, SOME SAY HE'S A TUMOR, OTHERS CANCER, AND SOME JUST SAY HE'S A GROUCH

HE HAILS FROM THE HASH NORTHERN LANDS OF NECKBEARDIA, AND HAS WILLED HIS WAY TO VIRGINIRVANA ON A DIED OF PURE RAMEN

IF HE GETS IN YOUR HEAD, IT PROBABLY MEANS YOU'VE GOT A WEEK TO LIVE...

BRAINHORN

HERE US YOUR GOLDEN ANUS AWARD http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3005/3030691576_3170dffcb2.jpg

 

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