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MLP High Day 13

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  1. >Wake up
  2. >Fucking headaches
  3. >Don't wanna get up
  4. >You roll out of bed, falling onto the pavement of the basement
  5. >You didn't have the energy to get up properly
  6. >When did you hit rock bottom?
  7. >You squirm over to the stairs leading up to the rest of the house
  8. >You use the railing to aid yourself in getting up
  9. >You ascend up the stairs
  10. >Fuck, Its too bright
  11. >Twi's up already
  12. >What time is it?
  13. >You check the clock on the microwave
  14. >7:30
  15. >Don't have enough time to fuck around
  16.  
  17. A. Shower
  18. B. Breakfast
  19. C. Get dressed
  20.  
  21. >Shower
  22. >Gotta be ckean for the ladies
  23. >You go into the shower, taking a reasonably long cold bath
  24. >This time, shampoo'ing
  25. >Refreshing
  26. >You step out
  27. >The air feels so brisk
  28. >Woke you up immediately
  29. >You get dressed
  30. >Check clock
  31. >7:50
  32. >Oh shit
  33. >Twi's already gone
  34.  
  35. A. Leave
  36. B. Go to sleep
  37. C. Goof of
  38.  
  39. >School
  40. >Knowing Twilight, she's probably not even at Maple Road
  41. >Seriously, it's just disappointing
  42. >You exit your apartment
  43. >Check breath stank...
  44. >57%
  45. >You can make it work
  46. >You take some bullshit alternate route
  47. >It didn't really help your situation
  48. >8:23
  49. >FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
  50. >No time to eat...
  51. >Your stomach rumbles
  52. >Only three periods, mang
  53. >Just hang in there
  54. Right now, you have
  55.  
  56. >Cooking
  57. >Finally, some relief
  58. >Home Ec class room
  59. >Seems logical
  60. >You head up to the Home Ec classroom
  61. >No one you know takes this class
  62. >Damn
  63. >Might as well make the best of it
  64. >You sit at the back
  65. >Now that you realize it, everyone here is either Italian or fat
  66. >God Damn it.
  67.  
  68. A. Goof off
  69. B. Notes
  70. C. Other
  71.  
  72. >Be racist
  73. >Your Grandpa was always racist when hungry
  74. >He taught you his racist ways
  75. >Nah, just bein' a dick
  76. >You pester one of the near by Italians
  77. >"Sì?“
  78. "ITS'A ME-A! MARRIO! "
  79. >“Yes?"
  80. >A kid in the front turns around
  81. "Not you."
  82. >“Va bene."
  83. >He turns back around
  84. "WEEGIE. LETS'A GO TO'A DONATELL'A! HE STILL'A HASN'T COME OUT'A HIS SHELL'A"
  85. >A few people snicker
  86. >Others just face palm
  87. >Squares don't know a good pun when they see it
  88.  
  89. >Get cookin'
  90. >After the teach finishes her boring ass speech, she hands out large pots
  91. >The fuck are we supposed to do with these?
  92. >She places a double hotplate on each table and dried Spaghetti
  93. "Pfft.."
  94. >Ironic, isn't it?
  95. >You swing by the sink, along with the other fegs and fill It with water
  96. >You head back to the table, place the pot on the hotplate, and put the Spaghetti noodles in
  97. >Ultimate hue
  98. >You sit back while the water warms up
  99. >Easy going from here on.
  100.  
  101. >You watch as the strings slowly start to droop
  102. >You shovle the noodles that had been peaking out into the pot
  103. >You aced it
  104. >Such pride
  105. >You raise you hand, alerting teach you're finished
  106. >You're third
  107. >Swag.
  108.  
  109. A. Walk out and go to __
  110. B. Stay and get carton to take out
  111. C. Other
  112.  
  113. >Get noodles
  114. >You stand by teach as she drains the water, puts the Spaghetti ina styro-foam-like carton
  115. >Shit bags it, tossing in two packets of ketchup in
  116. >Ketchup
  117. >Spaghetti
  118. >Srsly?
  119. >You take it and sit down
  120. >The bell rings
  121. >Yush!
  122. Right now, you have..
  123.  
  124. >Agriculture
  125. >Meaning you'll have to sit down with fresh cooked Spaghetti next to Frittsy
  126. >Power through it
  127. >You head to the green room, standing next to Frittsy
  128. >Try not to spill it all over Barland, you uncivilized hoodlum
  129. >Take it to the next level
  130. >You peck her on the cheek
  131. >She slaps you
  132. >AJ laughs like a fucking cunt
  133. >Fuck your life
  134.  
  135. A. Help with Barland
  136. B. Hit on
  137. C. Make another move on
  138. D. Go to Jubilee
  139. F. Other
  140.  
  141. >Help out with Barland
  142. >You've pissed her off enough
  143. >You pick the apples , placing them in the basket
  144. >She just stares at Barland, picking the apples aggressively
  145. >You can sense she doesn't want to be near you
  146. >You can dig it
  147. >You nuzzle her once more and head to the back of the room
  148. >You cut across the people in the row to get to Jubilee
  149. >AJ cracks her usual joke
  150. >You help Jubilee pick her cherries, snacking on a couple you sneaked
  151. >Once you're done, you stand in silence with her
  152.  
  153. A. Ask her about ___
  154. B. Eye AJ/Frittsy
  155. C. Just stand there
  156. D. Other
  157.  
  158. >You slowly inch your way over to Jubilee
  159. >Well, centimeter
  160. >The best fucking creeper award goes to...
  161. >Anonymous Nunya
  162. >She barely even notices you getting closer..
  163. >Well, she's chatting it up with Banana Split
  164. >You'd Banana her Split.
  165. >Hue
  166. >Eventually, you breathing on her was enough spoil your winning creep
  167. >“Anon, sweet'eh? You okay?''
  168. >Damn
  169. "Y-yeah, just thought I saw a bug."
  170. >“Oh, how sweet of you. An'ehway, the cherr'eh was like this big..."
  171. >She demonstrates how big the Cherry is by using both of her hands to form a circle
  172. >Yeah, that's great. Don't care
  173. >The bell rings
  174. Right now, you have....
  175. Or
  176. Stay in greenroom
  177.  
  178. >Global studies or some shit
  179. >Was Social studies not simple for the retarded ass Board of Education
  180. >Did they really need to change it to Global Studies?
  181. >Why not fucking choose that name to begin with?
  182. >But that's enough of InCog's rage
  183. >Let's get on with the autistic story
  184. >You head to room...something...
  185. >It's not relevant
  186. >You enter the class room
  187. >What a fucking surprise, Twilight's there
  188. >You sit behind her, because you still have small feels for her
  189. >And she still didn't notice the fucking fridge fuck up
  190. >Damn
  191. >You write down your heading and the Lesson Plan
  192. >You hear a miniscule snap from infront of you
  193. >“Ughh.."
  194. >Purbleass turns around
  195. >“C-can I bother you for a pencil?"
  196.  
  197. A. Give
  198. B. Be an asshole about it
  199. C. Spaghetti
  200. D. Other
  201.  
  202. "Y-you too."
  203. >Spaghetti is a known trait in your gene
  204. >Meaning everyone in your family was aspergic
  205. >Fuck you, Grandpa
  206. >You shit
  207. Wow, I'm really going off today, aren't I?
  208. >Anyway, you show her your Asperger levels and cave into giving her a pencil
  209. >The reminder still lurks
  210. > You could've given her the dick
  211. > Why didn't you give her the dick?
  212.  
  213. A. Notes
  214. B. Goof off
  215. C. Bother Tw
  216.  
  217. >Cuz you're a sore loser
  218. "Pssst..."
  219. >She ignores you
  220. >Bitch
  221. "Psssst..."
  222. >“What?"
  223. "I love you.."
  224. >She goes back to writing
  225. “Psst..."
  226. >“What?!"
  227. "Alot.."
  228. >She sighs, turning fully around
  229. >“I love you too.."
  230. >Fangirl squeak
  231. >"...But I just need time away from you."
  232. >Dyke
  233. >You can respect it, though
  234.  
  235. A. Notes
  236. B. Nap
  237. C. Other
  238.  
  239. "By the way, can I borrow a pencil? '
  240. >“But you just gave me a pencil..."
  241. "U FOKING WOT, M8? "
  242. >“Y-you just gave me a pencil.."
  243. "IL FOKING REK UR CUNT WHIL U SLEEP U GRETY CUNT, U. "
  244. >"A-anon, you're scaring m-"
  245. "I DIDN'T KNO I WAS TALKING TO A GRETY ASSCUNT HERE. I DON'T FOKING CARE, YOU ASS CAVITY."
  246. >The bell rings
  247. >She broke down crying
  248. >You handled that flawlessly
  249. >The bitch needs to know how to act in the real world
  250. >Welcome to Social Studies 101, bitch
  251. Right now, you have....
  252.  
  253. >Lunch
  254. >Nice
  255. >Need to work on your throw
  256. >Bretty weak
  257. >You head down to the café
  258. >Frittsy is there
  259. >And AJ...
  260. >And Jubilee
  261. >They're talking
  262. >AJ looks like she's going to flip the table
  263. >What a biter
  264. >You might as well weigh down the table with your heavy ass
  265. >You walk in the café
  266. "Warm up them fritters! "
  267. >You can see Frittsy take a sigh of relief
  268. >She's counting on you to defuse the situation
  269.  
  270. >You sit next to Jubilee, between her and Frittsy
  271. “We fruit salad now."
  272. >"'Non, dear? "
  273. >Jubilee turns to ask you a question
  274. "Yo"
  275. >“You believe that Ah'm tha most harmless person on this table, right?"
  276. "Maybe I do and maybe I do. I need a little somethin' somethin' to jog my memory."
  277. >"Oh you.."
  278. >She gives you a kiss on the neck
  279. >“...Now? "
  280. >“Now that there's bribery!"
  281. "You just mad cuz you cray."
  282. >She reaches over the table, grabing you by the shirt
  283. >“Now, you looky here. Ah wouldn't hurt a fl'ah. Ya got that! "
  284. "Y-yes."
  285. >“Good."
  286. >She releases your shirt
  287. >When the fuck are you going to get some guy friends?
  288.  
  289. A. Lunch
  290. B. Fritters
  291. C.Jubilee
  292. D. AJ
  293. E. Vending machine
  294. E1. Buy something for Frittsy (Dubs - declined)
  295. F. Go to another table
  296. G. Text
  297. H. Other
  298.  
  299. >Jubilee
  300. >Haven't talked to her as much
  301. >You lead Jubilee over to another table to defuse the situation
  302. >Don't want another smack down
  303. >You sit closer to the vending machines
  304. >Only a couple feet
  305. >Jubilee's eyeing it for short periods at a time
  306. >This is boring as fuck
  307. >You'd rather there to be a smackdown
  308.  
  309. A. Ask about ___
  310. B. Hit on
  311. C. Vending Machine
  312. D. Annoy
  313. E. Other
  314.  
  315. >Screw it
  316. >You get up
  317. >"Anon? Going somewhere?"
  318. "Vending Machine. Want anything?"
  319. >“Some chocolate covered cherries would be fine."
  320. >Hoe's come with a price
  321. >An expencive price
  322. >Turn gay?
  323. >Nawh
  324. >You jog over to the machines
  325. >1.78?
  326. >You only got 2.00
  327. >The booty better be worth it
  328. >You punch in the code, recieving the cherries
  329. >You skip the foods and head to the drinks
  330. >You only have 22 cents left
  331. >Not even enough to buy pink lemonade
  332. >FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
  333. >Socko, you did it
  334. >We're broke.
  335. >You just had to be nice.
  336. >You walk back over to the table, giving her the shitty cherries
  337. >“Thank ya kindly."
  338. >You check the clock
  339. >Only a few minutes 'till class
  340. >Where do you go?
  341.  
  342. A. Another table
  343. B. Nowhere
  344. C. Go to ____ Early
  345. D. Cut class (Dubs)
  346.  
  347. >Beg for some cherries
  348. >Really?
  349. >The gut wants what the gut wants
  350. >You hold out your hand, begging for some cherries
  351. >She hand you the bag with only a few dozen in it
  352. >She's perfect
  353. >"Ah really wasn't hungry an'ehway."
  354. >She gets up, giving you a kiss on the forehead, leaving the café for class
  355.  
  356. A. Go to class
  357. B. Spaghetti
  358. C. Cut class (Dubs )
  359. D. Other
  360.  
  361. >Music theory
  362. >Fuck yeah
  363. >Time to hang out with the half bro's!
  364. >You head down to B1
  365. >Substitute
  366. >Today's gonna be good
  367. >You enter, sit at front row, and bump the girls
  368. >Yeaa..
  369.  
  370. A. Work
  371. B. Goof off
  372. C. Hit on ____
  373.  
  374. >Stiil got that Spaghetti
  375. >Time to screw around
  376. >You take the cold spaghettin out of the bag, moving one row above Ovary
  377. >You open the carton
  378. >Bueno
  379. >You hold the carton above her head, giving her a chance to react before the deed
  380. >Nothing
  381. >Vinyl looks on, stifiling a laugh
  382. >You slowly pour the yellow strings onto her fine black hair
  383. >A few pints of water spill out aswell
  384. >She takes a deep breath before moving to another seat
  385. >Square
  386. >Everyone else is laughing their ass off
  387. >Ya done gud, Anon.
  388.  
  389. A. Cut class
  390. A1. Go to ___
  391. B. Annoy ___
  392. C. Other
  393.  
  394. >Apologize
  395. >Your mum raised you better
  396. >She's at the 5th row, which is empty
  397. >You go up to the 6th , sitting behind her
  398. "Atleast you smell nice."
  399. >She turns around, wearing her best 'fuck you, man' face
  400. >You shrug
  401. "Its the truth."
  402. >"You're so annoying, you know that? No wonder you're Vinyl's friend"
  403. >“I heard that!"
  404. >“You were supposed to."
  405. >“Fuck you, Tavi. You're such a square."
  406. >Ovary goes back to strumming on her pleb-teir guitar
  407.  
  408. A. Creep mode
  409. B. Hit on
  410. C. Cut class
  411.  
  412. >Dick around
  413. >You move in close to her ear
  414. “I'd tug at yur strings, gurl."
  415. >“Shoo."
  416. "Ay, gurll, no need to be so 'Baroque' 'bout it."
  417. >She ignores you
  418. >You get closer
  419. "I see you're from the Classical period. Well, I'm from the Romantic."
  420. >Gauranteed moister bomb in the panti-
  421. >Apparrently not
  422. >She moves a row down
  423. >You studied Musical Periods for this shit?
  424. >This is bullshit.
  425.  
  426. A. Be alone
  427. B. Creep mode
  428. C. Cut class
  429.  
  430. >Be pathetic as possible
  431. >You sit down, holding your head in your hands
  432. >You pretend to cry
  433. >Check to see If anyone's looking at you
  434. >No one
  435. >Fuck
  436. >The bell rings
  437. Last period, you have..
  438.  
  439. >Bio
  440. >Check up on Flutts
  441. >Maybe swoop in on her again
  442. >Lil' wine, cheese, and a romantic scene..
  443. >There's a chance
  444. >You hit up Bio class
  445. >Fag Sentry's sitting at the back, while Fluttsy's sitting at the front
  446. >This might work, brah
  447. >You sit down next to her
  448. >You say hi and all the gay ass shit
  449. >Note book, heading, Standard
  450. >Fag Fuckry looks like he's upto something...
  451.  
  452. A. Notes
  453. B. Fluttsy
  454. C. Fag Fuckry
  455.  
  456. >Mang, fuq dis niqqa
  457. >You go to the back of the class room, sitting to the left of Fag Fuckry
  458. >"Brah! "
  459. >What a faggot
  460. >“Was' wrong, brah? "
  461. "Ur a fegt"
  462. >“Your mom was."
  463. >He talked about your mom
  464. >Right now, you have every right to punch him in the face
  465. >Flutters is looking..
  466. >Only 20 minutes left
  467.  
  468. A. Wait until outside
  469. B. Ignore
  470. C. Chill
  471. D. Go back to Fluttsy
  472.  
  473. >Fuck him up later
  474. >He's a foking dickwad, m8
  475. >You focus on notes
  476. >Cells n' shit
  477. >Considering that Frittsy might even be passing by at the time of the fight, would you really want her to see that you're a testosterone-filled ape
  478. >Technically yes, cuz alpha-as-shit behavior
  479. >But still..
  480. >Considering that you already lost Fluttsy over the same bullshit reason, is it worth it?
  481. >The bell rings
  482.  
  483. A. Go home and fight tomorrow
  484. B. Go hang out with Frittsy
  485. C. Go home
  486. D. Go see Trixie
  487.  
  488. >Fight when No one's around...
  489. >You exit the school
  490. >Fucker probably already left
  491. >You scan for the faggy blue hair
  492. >No...no...no...
  493. >Asshole left
  494. >You'll get him tomorrow
  495. >He can't shy outta this one
  496. >“Heya, 'Non."
  497. >Frittsy again
  498. "Y-you too."
  499. >“Sure thing, Anon. AJ said she had to attend to some personal problems wit' Twi. So it's just you and me t'day."
  500. "Sweet."
  501. >Raaaape
  502.  
  503. A. Make a move
  504. B. Spaghetti
  505. C. Walk
  506. D. Other
  507.  
  508. "So, how long have you had this farm? "
  509. >“Quite a while, young 'un. Heck If ah c'n remember."
  510. >That accent...
  511. "Why does Fritter have...y'know...a light accent, while AJ has a deep one? "
  512. >“Hmm? Oh, that. Her accent'll kick in in time."
  513. >Is that like puberty for country people?
  514. >What would her voice even Sound like then?
  515. >A loud ding comes from the kitchen
  516. >"Fritters 're done! '
  517. >Frittsy calls from the kitchen
  518. >Its been too long
  519. >She comes in a couple seconds later, holding a plate and a 'Kiss the Cook' apron
  520. >U-unf..
  521. >She sets the plate down next to you
  522. >"Careful, 'Nonny. These're a lil not.'
  523.  
  524. A. Fuck that, eat up
  525. B. Save for later
  526. C. Other
  527.  
  528. >Fuck it, they're just too good
  529. >You pick up a fritter that sat on top of the others
  530. >Golden brown
  531. >Warm to the touch, too
  532. >You take a bite
  533. >FFFFFUCCK
  534. >Sensitive teeth and warm stuff do not mix
  535. >Like an idiot, you open your mouth to cool it down
  536. >You then realize that Frittsy is sitting next to you
  537. >You man up and swallow it whole
  538. >Bad idea
  539. >It burns your stomach to no end
  540. >You take in deep breaths
  541. >"Anon, you okay? !
  542.  
  543. A. Ask to be excused
  544. B. Man up and handle it
  545. C. Make a move on
  546.  
  547. >Man up
  548. >You exhale through your mouth
  549. “J-just peachy."
  550. >"Great. AJ should be comin' home an'eh minute now. Hay, Granny! What should we have fur dinner?"
  551. >“Have manners, child! 'Non. What do you think we should have?"
  552. "Spaghetti sounds good."
  553. >“Fritter, you heard the boy! Meatballs and Spaghetti t'night."
  554. >“Okay, Granny."
  555. >Frittsy goes back into the kitchen
  556. >You hear cluttering and the clanking of pots
  557. >Maybe she needs help..
  558.  
  559. A. Help
  560. B. Sit back and chillax
  561. C. Wait for AJ
  562. D. Other
  563.  
  564. >Help her out
  565. “If you'd excuse me.."
  566. >You get up and head to the kitchen
  567. >Its a small, cubical nook, just under the stairs
  568. >Damn, they live horribly
  569. >Frittsy's trying to cook the Meatballs in water, and the Spaghetti in sauce
  570. >Jesus, help you
  571. "No, no, no."
  572. >“I got it, 'Non. Don't worry a hair on your head."
  573. "But you don't cook Meatballs in water"
  574. >“Th'n watta 'm I supposed t'a do? Bake 'em?"
  575. >Probably, yeah
  576. "No, you cook them in the sauce, dummy."
  577. >“Shush up. I know what I'm doin'"
  578. "I say you don't. Ha."
  579. >"Shut up."
  580. >She's getting irritated
  581.  
  582. A. Rustle time
  583. B. Watch her
  584. C. Other
  585.  
  586. “Fine.'
  587. >You stand back and watch her fuck up
  588. >She seems highly confedant in herself
  589. >Even though she's fucking it up
  590. >She adds the cheese to the sauce and Spaghetti
  591. >She affirms herself every time she 'completes' a task
  592. >"Yup..uh-huh..Oh..okay..."
  593. >She drains the meatball water outside a nearby window, pouring it onto the dirt
  594. >She then mixes the Spaghetti with the meatbas and stirs them together
  595. >"Ah-ha! Whaddya say to them apples? "
  596.  
  597. A. Kiss the Cook
  598. B. Diss her
  599. C. Act collected
  600. D. Spaghetti
  601. E. Other
  602.  
  603. “Beginners luck. We haven't even tasted it."
  604. >"That doesn' justify it, 'Non."
  605. "Kinda does."
  606. >"Hush up. Would ya set th'a table for meh? I'll be in in a coupl'a minutes"
  607. "Fine, but you owe me."
  608. >"Sure thang.'
  609. >You grab four plates from the small dish drainer next to the stove
  610. >You head into the dinning room, setting the plates on the long table
  611. >You grab some napkins and set them next to the plates
  612. >You head back into the kitchen, grabbing some silverware
  613. >Knives, Forks, spoons..
  614. >"What 'n tarnation are y'all doin with all that? '
  615. "Isn't it a formal dinner? '
  616. >She giggles
  617. >"'S just Spaghetti'n Meatballs.''
  618. "But spoons tho.."
  619. >"Just use the forks, silly."
  620. >Uncouth
  621. >Just uncouth
  622.  
  623. >You put the spoons and knives back
  624. >We forks now
  625. >You head back into the dinning room
  626. >You set the forks down on the napkins
  627. "My body is ready! '
  628. >"Pfft...'Kay, comin'."
  629. >Holdin the silver pot by Its two handles, Frittsy hurries out of the kitchen and into the dining room
  630. >She sets it down in the middle of the table
  631. >"Phew. Sure is heavy. "
  632. "Do u evn lift?"
  633. >"What kind of question is that?'
  634. "Ur face."
  635. >How Aspie of you
  636. >"'Non, you are all kinds'a kook."
  637. "Whatever. Just share the food. I'll get Granny."
  638. >You head back in the living room
  639. >She's sleeping like a wrinkler baby
  640.  
  641. A. Wake her
  642. B. Prank her
  643. C. Scare her
  644. D. Other
  645.  
  646. >You shake her lightly
  647. >She groans lightly
  648. >You shake her a little more
  649. >"Y-yes?, young'un?"
  650. "Dinners ready."
  651. >"Okay, young'un. I'll be there quicker than hot cakes."
  652. >You stifle a snicker
  653. "O-okay.'
  654. >You check up on Frittsy
  655. >Just finished sharing the food
  656. >"Is Granny comin'?"
  657. "We might as well just start eating.'
  658. >"Aight th'n"
  659. >You sit across from her, poking at the food, working up the courage to eat a meatball
  660. >"Somethin' wrong, "Nonny?"
  661. Wat do?
  662.  
  663. "It..looks ..so good that..it shouldn't be dined on by mortal consumption?'
  664. >"Shucks, I didn't know I was such a good cook.'
  665. >She blushes
  666. >Damn it, just bear through it.
  667. >You stick the fork into a meatball
  668. >It squirts out water
  669. >Here goes..
  670. >You take bite out of it
  671. >Fucking horrible
  672.  
  673. A. Ask to be excused
  674. B. Talk about ___
  675. C. Other
  676.  
  677. >You swallow the meatball, gagging on it
  678. "C-can I be excused? "
  679. >"Sure thing."
  680. >You get up and head to the bathroom
  681. >You close the for and start vomiting up the meatbal and the single Fritter you had earliee
  682. >This booty's gonna kill you
  683. >You flush the toilet after puking
  684. >Wash hands, and head back down stairs
  685.  
  686. A. Continue eating
  687. B. Go home
  688. C. Other
  689.  
  690. >Quick,think of a good excuse to pussy out
  691. "Uhm, Frittsy?"
  692. >"Yes?"
  693. "I just got a call, and..my refridgerator exploded..'
  694. >"What in the Sam-Hell is a refridgerator? '
  695. >Oh, right..
  696. >She's country folk
  697. "Listen, Frittsy, y'know I like you and all, but..it's getting kinda late."
  698. >"Are they really that bad? "
  699. "No, not at all, they could just use some improvement..but I'm pretty tired."
  700. >"Y'all could crash in the barn."
  701. >This bitch
  702. "Goodbye, Frittsy."
  703. >You give her a kiss on the cheek and exit the barn
  704. >You head-on home
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  734. W MLP High Day 13 & 14 InCogNeat-OPone 10/19/13(Sat)11:58 UTC-4 No.14101378!Replies: >>14101516
  735. Pastebin
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  739. ---
  740. Sorry for not continuing last night. Blacked out hard, bro.
  741. ----
  742. “Fine.'
  743. >You stand back and watch her fuck up
  744. >She seems highly confedant in herself
  745. >Even though she's fucking it up
  746. >She adds the cheese to the sauce and Spaghetti
  747. >She affirms herself every time she 'completes' a task
  748. >"Yup..uh-huh..Oh..okay..."
  749. >She drains the meatball water outside a nearby window, pouring it onto the dirt
  750. >She then mixes the Spaghetti with the meatbas and stirs them together
  751. >"Ah-ha! Whaddya say to them apples? "
  752.  
  753. A. Kiss the Cook
  754. B. Diss her
  755. C. Act collected
  756. D. Spaghetti
  757. E. Other
  758. >>
  759.  Socko  10/19/13(Sat)12:13 UTC-4 No.14101516!Replies: >>14101561
  760. >>14101378 (OP) #
  761. B. Become Gordan Ramsay
  762. >>
  763.  InCogNeat-OPone  10/19/13(Sat)12:17 UTC-4 No.14101561!Replies: >>14101621
  764. >>14101516 #
  765. You're just doing this because Its Frittsy and not Jubilee, right?
  766. >>
  767.  Socko  10/19/13(Sat)12:24 UTC-4 No.14101621!
  768. >>14101561 #
  769. I just think it would be funny
  770. But since I'm the only one here
  771. I change my vote to C
  772. >>
  773.  InCogNeat-OPone  10/19/13(Sat)12:39 UTC-4 No.14101820!Replies: >>14101852
  774. “Beginners luck. We haven't even tasted it."
  775. >"That doesn' justify it, 'Non."
  776. "Kinda does."
  777. >"Hush up. Would ya set th'a table for meh? I'll be in in a coupl'a minutes"
  778. "Fine, but you owe me."
  779. >"Sure thang.'
  780. >You grab four plates from the small dish drainer next to the stove
  781. >You head into the dinning room, setting the plates on the long table
  782. >You grab some napkins and set them next to the plates
  783. >You head back into the kitchen, grabbing some silverware
  784. >Knives, Forks, spoons..
  785. >"What 'n tarnation are y'all doin with all that? '
  786. "Isn't it a formal dinner? '
  787. >She giggles
  788. >"'S just Spaghetti'n Meatballs.''
  789. "But spoons tho.."
  790. >"Just use the forks, silly."
  791. >Uncouth
  792. >Just uncouth
  793. >>
  794.  Socko  10/19/13(Sat)12:41 UTC-4 No.14101852!
  795. >>14101820 #
  796. I've eaten spaghetti with a spoon
  797. The added challenge makes it taste better
  798. >>
  799.  InCogNeat-OPone  10/19/13(Sat)12:55 UTC-4 No.14102064!Replies: >>14102084
  800. >You put the spoons and knives back
  801. >We forks now
  802. >You head back into the dinning room
  803. >You set the forks down on the napkins
  804. "My body is ready! '
  805. >"Pfft...'Kay, comin'."
  806. >Holdin the silver pot by Its two handles, Frittsy hurries out of the kitchen and into the dining room
  807. >She sets it down in the middle of the table
  808. >"Phew. Sure is heavy. "
  809. "Do u evn lift?"
  810. >"What kind of question is that?'
  811. "Ur face."
  812. >How Aspie of you
  813. >"'Non, you are all kinds'a kook."
  814. "Whatever. Just share the food. I'll get Granny."
  815. >You head back in the living room
  816. >She's sleeping like a wrinkler baby
  817.  
  818. A. Wake her
  819. B. Prank her
  820. C. Scare her
  821. D. Other
  822. >>
  823.  Socko  10/19/13(Sat)12:57 UTC-4 No.14102084!Replies: >>14102155
  824. >>14102064 #
  825. A. We aren't that much of an asshole
  826. >>
  827.  InCogNeat-OPone  10/19/13(Sat)13:03 UTC-4 No.14102155!Replies: >>14102182
  828. File: 1382202222508.jpg-(124 KB, 1280x720, 414497.jpg)DGI
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  830. >>14102084 #
  831. >We aren't that much of an asshole
  832. [Laughing intensifies]
  833. >>
  834.  Socko  10/19/13(Sat)13:05 UTC-4 No.14102182!
  835. >>14102155 #
  836. I could go out of my way to be an asshole
  837. If you'd prefer
  838. >>
  839.  InCogNeat-OPone  10/19/13(Sat)13:19 UTC-4 No.14102360!Replies: >>14102395
  840. >You shake her lightly
  841. >She groans lightly
  842. >You shake her a little more
  843. >"Y-yes?, young'un?"
  844. "Dinners ready."
  845. >"Okay, young'un. I'll be there quicker than hot cakes."
  846. >You stifle a snicker
  847. "O-okay.'
  848. >You check up on Frittsy
  849. >Just finished sharing the food
  850. >"Is Granny comin'?"
  851. "We might as well just start eating.'
  852. >"Aight th'n"
  853. >You sit across from her, poking at the food, working up the courage to eat a meatball
  854. >"Somethin' wrong, "Nonny?"
  855. Wat do?
  856. >>
  857.  Socko  10/19/13(Sat)13:22 UTC-4 No.14102395!
  858. >>14102360 #
  859. The food is so beautiful you don't want to eat it
  860. >>
  861.  InCogNeat-OPone  10/19/13(Sat)13:40 UTC-4 No.14102579!Replies: >>14102697
  862. "It..looks ..so good that..it shouldn't be dined on by mortal consumption?'
  863. >"Shucks, I didn't know I was such a good cook.'
  864. >She blushes
  865. >Damn it, just bear through it.
  866. >You stick the fork into a meatball
  867. >It squirts out water
  868. >Here goes..
  869. >You take bite out of it
  870. >Fucking horrible
  871.  
  872. A. Ask to be excused
  873. B. Talk about ___
  874. C. Other
  875. >>
  876.  Socko  10/19/13(Sat)13:51 UTC-4 No.14102697!
  877. >>14102579 #
  878. A. You need to bask in euphoria
  879. >>
  880.  InCogNeat-OPone  10/19/13(Sat)14:13 UTC-4 No.14102963!Replies: >>14103025 >>14103198
  881. >You swallow the meatball, gagging on it
  882. "C-can I be excused? "
  883. >"Sure thing."
  884. >You get up and head to the bathroom
  885. >You close the for and start vomiting up the meatbal and the single Fritter you had earliee
  886. >This booty's gonna kill you
  887. >You flush the toilet after puking
  888. >Wash hands, and head back down stairs
  889.  
  890. A. Continue eating
  891. B. Go home
  892. C. Other
  893. >>
  894.  Socko  10/19/13(Sat)14:16 UTC-4 No.14103025!
  895. >>14102963 #
  896. B. Say your fridge exploded
  897. >>
  898.  DJ Wish  10/19/13(Sat)14:28 UTC-4 No.14103198!Replies: >>14103238
  899. >>14102963 #
  900. B
  901. I finished E.T.'s song and 3rdclasses song
  902. >>
  903.  InCogNeat-OPone  10/19/13(Sat)14:31 UTC-4 No.14103238!Replies: >>14103295
  904. >>14103198 #
  905. >Not posting links
  906. Seriously, bro?
  907. >>
  908.  DJ Wish  10/19/13(Sat)14:35 UTC-4 No.14103295!Replies: >>14103444
  909. >>14103238 #
  910. I wanted to wait until they got here.
  911. that way I don't have to post the links twice.
  912. besides, you can just check my soundcloud if you really want to hear them.
  913. >>
  914.  InCogNeat-OPone  10/19/13(Sat)14:46 UTC-4 No.14103444!Replies: >>14103456 >>14103484
  915. >>14103295 #
  916. Aight then.
  917. Just a question, how should we go about ditching Frittsy?
  918. >>
  919.  Socko  10/19/13(Sat)14:47 UTC-4 No.14103456!Replies: >>14103637
  920. >>14103444 #
  921. Tell them you just got a call that your fridge exploded
  922. >>
  923.  DJ Wish  10/19/13(Sat)14:49 UTC-4 No.14103484!
  924. File: 1382208587126.png-(199 KB, 869x919, vinyl_scratch_by_alexsvar(...).png)DGI
  925. 199 KB
  926. >>14103444 #
  927. let her off easy.
  928. or.
  929. just start hanging out with pick related and stop hanging out with Fritters.
  930. >>
  931.  InCogNeat-OPone  10/19/13(Sat)14:59 UTC-4 No.14103637!Replies: >>14103657 >>14103688 >>14103982
  932. File: 1382209152758.png-(107 KB, 483x272, 1380225620097.png)DGI
  933. 107 KB
  934. >>14103456 #
  935. H-how does a fridge explode?
  936. >>
  937.  Socko  10/19/13(Sat)15:00 UTC-4 No.14103657!Replies: >>14103669
  938. >>14103637 #
  939. I don't know
  940. It happened to one of my neighbors when I was a kid
  941. >>
  942.  InCogNeat-OPone  10/19/13(Sat)15:02 UTC-4 No.14103669!
  943. File: 1382209326111.gif-(633 KB, 1280x720, large.gif)DGI
  944. 633 KB
  945. >>14103657 #
  946. Legit enough for me.
  947. >>
  948.  Fat E.T. !J4KJepQx4A  10/19/13(Sat)15:03 UTC-4 No.14103688!Replies: >>14103949
  949. >>14103637 #
  950. The things inside of it explode and then explode again
  951. >>
  952.  InCogNeat-OPone  10/19/13(Sat)15:18 UTC-4 No.14103874!Replies: >>14103982
  953. >Quick,think of a good excuse to pussy out
  954. "Uhm, Frittsy?"
  955. >"Yes?"
  956. "I just got a call, and..my refridgerator exploded..'
  957. >"What in the Sam-Hell is a refridgerator? '
  958. >Oh, right..
  959. >She's country folk
  960. "Listen, Frittsy, y'know I like you and all, but..it's getting kinda late."
  961. >"Are they really that bad? "
  962. "No, not at all, they could just use some improvement..but I'm pretty tired."
  963. >"Y'all could crash in the barn."
  964. >This bitch
  965. "Goodbye, Frittsy."
  966. >You give her a kiss on the cheek and exit the barn
  967. >You head-on home
  968. (1/2)
  969. >>
  970.  DJ Wish  10/19/13(Sat)15:23 UTC-4 No.14103949!Replies: >>14103980
  971. >>14103688 #
  972. E.T.
  973. you like Octavia right?
  974. >>
  975.  Fat E.T. !J4KJepQx4A  10/19/13(Sat)15:25 UTC-4 No.14103980!Replies: >>14103999 >>14104020
  976. >>14103949 #
  977. More than like man
  978. She's the Vinyl Scratch to my DJ Wish
  979. >>
  980.  3rdClassDumbshit  10/19/13(Sat)15:25 UTC-4 No.14103982!Replies: >>14104051
  981. File: 1382210716093.jpg-(23 KB, 569x428, 1344568545534.jpg)DGI
  982. 23 KB
  983. >>14103637 #
  984. Refrigeration pumps are actually pretty high pressure units.
  985.  
  986. >>14103874 #
  987. Goddamnit Anon, you should have given her the TRUTH
  988. >>
  989.  InCogNeat-OPone  10/19/13(Sat)15:26 UTC-4 No.14103999!Replies: >>14104026 >>14104223
  990. >>14103980 #
  991. Nigga, you crazy.
  992. >>
  993.  DJ Wish  10/19/13(Sat)15:28 UTC-4 No.14104020!Replies: >>14104091 >>14104194
  994. >>14103980 #
  995. excellent.
  996. this is for you.
  997. http://m.soundcloud.com/djpon3official/octavias-symphonies-melodies [Embed]
  998. >>
  999.  Socko  10/19/13(Sat)15:28 UTC-4 No.14104026!
  1000. File: 1382210915337.jpg-(8 KB, 185x140, image.jpg)DGI
  1001. 8 KB
  1002. >>14103999 #
  1003. Or is he the most sane?
  1004. >>
  1005.  DJ Wish  10/19/13(Sat)15:30 UTC-4 No.14104051!Replies: >>14104245
  1006. >>14103982 #
  1007. 3rdclass, this is for you, I know you didn't ask for one, but I gave you one anyway.
  1008. http://m.soundcloud.com/djpon3official/skrillex-and-pon-3 [Embed]
  1009. >>
  1010.  Fat E.T. !J4KJepQx4A  10/19/13(Sat)15:34 UTC-4 No.14104091!Replies: >>14104190
  1011. File: 1382211280661.jpg-(50 KB, 443x480, bf9345ba-1ba3-4db7-9819-a(...).jpg)DGI
  1012. 50 KB
  1013. >>14104020 #
  1014. I need to go lay down for a bit
  1015. >>
  1016.  DJ Wish  10/19/13(Sat)15:41 UTC-4 No.14104190!
  1017. >>14104091 #
  1018. so you like it?
  1019. >>
  1020.  Socko  10/19/13(Sat)15:41 UTC-4 No.14104194!
  1021. >>14104020 #
  1022. Holy shit
  1023. >>
  1024.  InCogNeat-OPone  10/19/13(Sat)15:41 UTC-4 No.14104200!Replies: >>14104216 >>14104223 >>14104245 >>14104410
  1025. >You get home at quarter-past Eleven
  1026. >Twi must've just come home
  1027. >You open the door
  1028. >Too tired to hit the floor
  1029. >Twi's eating a Manwich
  1030. >The fuck?
  1031. >She didn't even leave any for you
  1032. >"Hay. I made chili."
  1033. "Then why are you eating in a sandwich? "
  1034. >"Because."
  1035. "'N what happened to the rest of it? "
  1036. >"I forgot you lived here."
  1037. >Sarcasm
  1038. >She's trying to over take your house, m8
  1039.  
  1040. A. Steal her Manwich
  1041. B. Go to sleep
  1042. C. Rape
  1043. D. T.V.
  1044. E. Make more
  1045. F. Other
  1046.  
  1047. >Keep calm and Anon on
  1048. >You head t the living room
  1049. >Turn on some The Walking Dead
  1050. >Zombies always cool you down
  1051. >You hear a loud, deep burp let out right by your ear
  1052. "JESUS!"
  1053. >Twi giggles
  1054. >Cunt
  1055. >"I got you good, didn't I? "
  1056. "Nope. I'm unamused."
  1057. >“Whatever. What's this? Walkng Dead? What a casual you are."
  1058. >She swaps the remote from you and changes it to Littlest Pet Shop
  1059. >Damn it...
  1060. Wat do?
  1061.  
  1062. >You swipe at the romote
  1063. >"Nope!"
  1064. >Da fuqs wrong with her today?
  1065. >She holds the romote above your head
  1066. >"Catch it If you want it! "
  1067. >Screw this
  1068. >You get up and hit up the fridge
  1069. >You grab a beer from the 8th grade party you threw
  1070. >Good times
  1071. >"I'll be taking this! Ooh.. Heineken"
  1072. "MOTHER FUCK-"
  1073. >Bottle your anger
  1074. >She's desperatly trying to be a sterotypical bro
  1075. >You take the last one
  1076. >"Seconds! "
  1077. "Cunt! "
  1078. >“Your moms! '
  1079. >She heads into the living room, laying on the couch
  1080.  
  1081. A. Sleep
  1082. B. Prank
  1083. C. Drink Soda
  1084. D. Check mail
  1085. E. Other
  1086.  
  1087. >Mail
  1088. >Broke as hell anywy
  1089. >You go outside and check the mailbox
  1090. >A letter from Mum and Dad
  1091. >'Dear Anonny, we're writing to.."
  1092. >Yadda yadda yadda..
  1093. >They're coming tomorrow...
  1094. >A bottle wizzes past you and smashes on the street
  1095. >“SCORE!"
  1096. >This can only end in tears
  1097.  
  1098. Wat do?
  1099.  
  1100. >You get the $12.00
  1101. >Wait..
  1102. >$12.00?
  1103. >You're out $6 dollers..
  1104. >You stuff the $12.00 in your pocket
  1105. >You go back to the living room and sit infront of the couch
  1106. >You begin to acknowledge a stank
  1107. >You take a couple sniffs
  1108. >It's coming from Twi..
  1109. >"Notice the stink, babe?"
  1110. "That was you?"
  1111. >“Yup. Starting to like this whole armpit stank you brohams always talk about."
  1112. "Take a Damn bath!"
  1113. >“Fine. Sorry I offended princess's sensitive nose."
  1114. >She downs the second heinekin and heads to the shower to bathe.
  1115.  
  1116. >You switch the channel back to Walking
  1117. >Fuck, missed the remainder of it
  1118. >Robot Fighting League's on though..
  1119. >Fuck it
  1120. >You watch a few minutes of it
  1121. >8/10, would watch again
  1122. >You hear the bathroom door swing open
  1123. >Footsteps follow with it
  1124. >“Psst, Anon.."
  1125. "What? "
  1126. >"Turn around..."
  1127. >She's giggling
  1128. >You turn around, unamused
  1129. "What, bi-"
  1130. >She slams her purple ass into your face, shoving you off the couch
  1131. >She heads down the stairs to the basement to get dressed
  1132. >Atleast you got booty.
  1133.  
  1134. >You wipe your face from any existing fluid
  1135. >You get back on the couch, as Twilight comes out in an oversized Tee-shirt
  1136. >"You mad, brah?"
  1137. >Her douche levels are off the chart
  1138.  
  1139. A. Go to sleep
  1140. B. T.V.
  1141. C. Other
  1142.  
  1143. >Some porn would be nice
  1144. >You turn to Playboy
  1145. >Some BDSM and S&M shit going on
  1146. >Nice
  1147. >Twi looks like she's going to puke
  1148. "What happened, Twi? Thought you were a bro."
  1149. >“N-nothing! I-i am! It's just...w-weird."
  1150. "Such a shame. We were REALLY starting to bond for a second."
  1151. >"S-shut up! I'm going to sleep."
  1152.  
  1153. A. Go to sleep
  1154. B. Whack it
  1155. C. Prank
  1156.  
  1157. >Its getting late
  1158. >You join Twilie in the bed.
  1159. > Its really fucking hard, considering the fact that she's farting on purpose to rustle you
  1160. >You manage to fall asleep a few minutes after she quits
  1161. >Tomorrow is going to be hell
  1162.  
  1163. End Day 13
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