MLP High Day 1 extended

So, I'm a newfag writefag to /mlp/, and I want to start one of these Choose Your Own Adventures. Since OPtimistic is all done with his story arc, I might as well start mine at this time.

 

Start Day One: It Begins

>Fucking alarm

>Not even lifting up your head, you throw your alarmclock

>It smashes against one of the poorly painted blue walls

>Why didn't you keep them brown?

>Lazly walking through your small basement, you pass a calender

>Oh shit, zigger, do you know what day it is?

>September 12th.

>The day Highschool starts

>Fuck Everything Ever

>What time is it?

A. 6:00

B. 7:00

C.8:00 (Late)

 

On a side note, is there anything I should improve on?

 

>8:00

>Shhhheeeit, zigger, yous a late fag.

>Putting on some levi's, a crew neck and some Adidas', you head on out

>FirstImpressions.jpeg

>After a few twists and turns, you finally reach it.

>MLP High

>Is that like an abbreviation or something?

>A few kids hanging outside agaisnt a metal railing

>"Pleh! Filthy Casual."

>oh...

>Disregarding the kids, you nigger your way into the building

>Nothing special, really.

>In mid-summer, they sent you a schedual to fill out for your liking

>You have...

 

>P.E.

>Fuck me, m8

>You walk through the halls, following a few maps embedded into the walls in a metal frame.

>You eventually get to the Gym

>Taking a peak throught the small door, you see a couple of alphas and some obvious sluts

>Only a handfull of plump kids.

>Checkurbellym8

>Not that fat.

>You open the door

Inb4 a dinosaur

>Lot more kids than you saw.

>A couple are on the bleachers, listening to their iPods

>Fucking plebians

>Everyone else is sitting on the fine wooden floor

A. Bleachers

B. Floor

C. Cut class ( Dubs)

 

Dub-a-wub-wub.

>Fuck this noise

>Micheal Jackson this shit out

I miss you, MJ.

>Head to cafeteria

>It's only 9:00, fatass.

>Breakfast dough.

>Bits: 54

A. Bacon sammich - 32

B. Scramblrd eggs - 45

C. PB & J - 50

 

>Roll up to the serving window

>Order a Bacon sammich

>#Cheapfeg

>Stroll over to the tables, and sit down next to some yellow chick

>8/10, would pork

>She's texting some loosar

>Gradually lean in to snoop

>Fuck me, it's cancer talk

A. Nope

B. Start a conversation

C. Ignore her

 

"S-soo.."

>She jumps in her seat, not realizing you were there.

>Dem clueless eyes..

>Unf.. 9/10

>"And who are you supposed to be?"

>Fuck my life

>Spaghetti, not now

>Boner, stahp..

"A-anonymous. But you can call me Anon"

>"Whatever"

>Bitch.

>Ilovehersomuch

A. Resume a conversation

B. Ziti it

C. Other

 

>"So how 'bout them bears? T-the Super Bowl looks promi-"

>"Why are you talking to me?"

>She moves one of her bangs out of her face

>pls stahp.

"I-i'm new here, an-"

>"I don't care."

>Feels, mang.

"Well, what's your name?"

>"Why do you even care? "

Feels...I can't..

 

A. Cry like a bitch

B. Announce your love for her

C. Ziti up in hur

D.Other

 

"Chl-kl-chulk-cugh..."

>SPEAK, MAN

"I like yur hair."

>After vomiting spaghetti, Yellow chick gets up.

>The back of her leather coat says 'Sunset'

>Lol embrodery.

>Lolspelling

>After eating your bacon sammich, you get ip.

Right now you have..

 

Y'all ziggers gonna fail high school.

>Using your master ninja skillz, you stealthly follow Sunset.

>Cuz gurls rite?

>She's going to the bathroom

Fuck.png

(You're gonna force a watersports fetish on to me, aren't you guys?)

>M-maybe just a peak

>A real alpha does this atleast once.

>Right?

A. Go for it

B. Get to class

C. Peak

 

#YOLO

>Open the

>Hit the floor

>See her leather boots

>Mentally prepared

>Stand infront of the green stall.

>1..

>2...

>3...

"SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCER."

>Kick open the fucking door

>Swoop her off her fuckimg feet while she's pissing

>Make out with her while drinking the stream of lemonade

#AlphaAsFuck

 

>>13486151

Meanwhile in Reality,

>Kick open her fucking stall

>Phail

>Hurt toe.

>Pussy out like the ßeta you are.

>>13486151

Fuck this shit, I'm going to class.

Right now you have...

 

>>13486247

>Run your ass to Woodshop.

>lel, wood.

>Had summa dat dis murning.

>Yeee

>Room 562

>Mentally burn it into your brain

>Important shit always uses room numbers

>Throw on some goggles

>"Alright, class, today, we will be discussing the importance of safety."

>Fuck.

A.Sleep

B. Listen

C. Goof off.

 

>Whipping it out, you grab a peice of wood from the table infront of you

>From a side-by-side comparision, your wood is about one inch shorter.

>Fuck.

>That yellow chick walks in.

>No fucking up this time.

>Just then, the 'mentor' comes around the class.

>You zip your pants up, not even bothering to stuff it into your boxers

"Psst.."

>Sunset looks over, annoyed.

"Whacha doin? "

>"None of your business, idiot."

Feels can't stop, won't stop.

"Is that a...dildo? "

>Pokerfaic.jpg

A. Tease her more

B. leave her alone

C. Do work

 

>"W-wait..what? "

"I'm saying it looks like a horse cock."

>The scent of spaghetti emits from her jacket pockets

>Victory

>"S-shut up, idiot."

"I bet that's what you were doing in the bathroom. Horsefucker."

>"SHUT UP! "

 

>The class looks at her like a pycho

>Thank you based god.

>She face palms and stuffs the cunt destroyer into her bookbag

>Write a note.

>Soccer flick it across the narrow aisle.

>Sunshit reads it.

>She raegquits so hard and leaves the room, forgetting her bookbag

>My sides have long since gone

 

Fine.

>Class ends

>Take her bookbag

DILDO AQUIRED

Keep bookbag?

 

No one? Fein.

 

>Go to study hall.

>Cuz really, who studies there?

>Plebs do.

>Nerds also

>But it's just to mess around

>Like a kool kid.

>Enter through the door

>Hit the floor

>Errybody do the dinosua-

>Look around

>Nobody? Really?

>Squares.

>Sit next to some purple chick

>7/10, would probably pork

>Some green faggot sitting across from her

>God his voice is annoying

>"Hey, Twilight! Uhh..what's this word? "

>"Occumulate."

>"Thanks"

>Ignore them

>Pull out the latest copy of 'Astronomy'

>"Uhh..Twilight? "

>"What now? "

>"What's this word? "

>"Propose."

>God fucking dammit.

A. Tell Spike to shut up

B. Start a conversation with Purple Smart

C. Ignore them

 

>Hide stress as well as power level

"Hey, my name's Anonymous, you are? "

>"My name's Twilight, nice to meet you"

>She extends her hand in a fist bump kind of manner

>I bet she's a dude

>Fist bump her anyway

>"That's Spike Speer, my err.. 'friend'"

>That green cunt?

>Enjoy your plebian tastes, Pleblight Sparkle

A. Ask her how her day is

B. Ask her about the principle

C. Activate nerd mode

D. Ask her about her book

 

"So. What's goin' on? "

>Bad mistake, bro

>"WELL..."

>Tuned out

>Why must women be such terrible story tellers?

>No offence to FemAnons

A. Hit on her

B. Leave

C. Other

 

>While she's babbling on about her day, you decide to break the ice with Spike

"So..you're Spike."

>"Yes indeedy"

"What do you actually do? "

>He looks at Twilight, asking for permission to talk.

>She denies

>"I-i'm her study buddy? "

>She nods

NEW MISSION OBJECTIVE: FIND OUT TWI'S SECRET

>After shit gets boring, you head out

Right now you have...

 

Or

 

Choose where to go. Must have dubs

 

>Home Ec

>Because

>Reasons

>Everyone in here is a girl

>This is too easy

>Take your seat inbetween two semi-hot chicks

>One's got cream colored skin and a baseball hat with three candies

>The other, gray skin and black hair

>K

>There's a couple girls giggling

>Teacher walks in

A. Hit on Cream chick

B. Hit on Gray chick

C. Hit on both

D. Pay attention

 

You're no fun

>"Okay, class, the first lesson in Home Ec is caring for the children.."

>Implying I'll have children

>Implying I won't do anal

>implying implying implying

>"Off of common sense, we all know not to abuse a child.."

>Oh god this is boring.

A. Hit on Cream chick

B. Hit on Gray chick

C. Hit on both

D. Continue listening

 

>You turn to your right

>She's actually paying attention

>Her hand writing is beautifly elegant

>I can barely read it though

>I think her name is Ovary..

>Ovaltine?

>Octopus?

>Dammit

>She looks up from taking down her notes, barely noticing you

>Dat dedication..

>I-i think I should leave her alone

>Before I stink up this room with ziti

>Look at Creamy Chick

>Kinda sloppy, adding bows to every dot and comma

>..I feel out of place here..

>Decide to hit on Ovary

"Psst.."

"Pssst! "

"PSSST.."

>Bitch.

A. Hit on Cream chick

B. Grab Ovary's attention by ____

C. Pay attention

 

"PSSSSSST!“

>She sighs

>"What?"

"Can I borrow a pencil?"

>"Don't you already have a pencil"

Happening

>You break your pencil

>She looks at you like you're retarded

"What? "

>"No."

>This bitch.

>What a bitch

"Please? "

>"No"

>A mercy plead

>Am I that much of a beta?

A. Hit on Cream chick

B. Goof off

C. Cry like a bitch

D. Pay attention

 

>Leave Orafice alone

>"Whyat? "

>Ohgodwhat?

"I think you should take off your ha-"

>"Fuck a dick."

>Forever alone

>I'm stuck in this place

>Class ends

>Cry like a bitch

>No one knows this feels like me

>It's a bad feel

Right now you have...

 

>HISTORY

>YEAH!

>Nigger your ass over to Histo-

>OWW!

"Cunt! Watch where you're going! "

>"oh..I'm sorry.

"What? "

>"I said I'm sorry

"Speak up."

>"I said I'm sorr.."

A. >rape

B. Ignore her

C. Help her up

 

>Meh she's cute

>Help her off the floor

>"T-thank you"

"No prob

"What class do you have? "

>"b-biology.."

A. Go with her

B. Rape

C. Go to class

 

>Fuck it, she's just too cute

"M-me too! "

>"oh! wonderful! what do you like about it? "

"Cells, mostly"

>"That's...nice"

"C'mon, let's go."

>You wrap your arm around her shoulder

>Totally not romanticly or anything

>Shut up!

>"o-oh, I don't think dashie's going to be happy about this.."

"Who's that? Some sort of faggot? "

>"I'd like it if you didn't use that word..please"

A. Go in for a smooch

B. Call Dash a fag

C. Ask about Dash

 

I'm a rarifag, buttfuck it.

"S-sorry. Who is she? "

Headcanon incoming

>"w-well, she and I were in the same school ever since kindergarten, and we kinda..had a thing together."

>Wait, she's a lesbian?

>Fuck, I hada good thing go-

>"B-but it's in the past."

>I gotta chance

"Where can I find her? "

>"She's usually in the gym from 9 until the end of the day."

>EgoraptorThatExplainsEverything.jpg

A. Go in for a smooch

B. Other

 

Can't believe you guys wouldn't smooch her. Plebs. I'm disappointed in all of you. You have a lot to think about.

 

>Get to class

>Sit next to Flutters

>Really, the most empty class in the school.

>Raise hand

>Ask to go to the john.

>Tell Flutters you'll be back soon.

>"D-don't stay too long.."

>Unf..

>Go to gym

>Look through door screen

>Some gay girl playing volly ball

>Go in

A. Approach her

B. Watch the game from the bleachers

C. Call her a faggot

 

A it is.

>Approach Dash

>"TIME OUT! NEW MEAT! "

>But she didn't even see m -

>"Hey, you're the new guy right? "

"Right"

>"Cool, I'm Rainbow Dash, but you can call me Da-

"Dashie. Yeah I ge-"

>"Woah there! You gotta work your way up to that name

>Facepalm

"Anyway I came here to ask you about..."

 

"D-did you..y'know with a yellow chick? "

>"Fluttershy? Nah. Atleast not yet."

>Phew

>"Why are you askin' anyway. You crushin on mah girl? "

"W-what? N-no! "

>"Calm down. I promise I won't kick your ass..on ONE CONDITION"

"What?"

"For NO reason are you to break her heart"

>Fuck

Wat do

 

"No promises."

>Shit, nigger what are you doing?

>"Oh really? "

>She jabs you in the arm

"Ya really. Color Cunt"

>"I'll admit, you got some balls kid."

>Not really

What else do you ask her?

 

>I'll show her some real balls.

>Not how I wanted it to come out.

"Fuck yeah I got balls. You wanna go out? "

>She laughs

>The whole gym heard

>They laugh

>tfw brootal rejection

Bad End 1

 

>Atleast you have Flutters

>You rush back to biology

>She's gone

>Fuck, she left.

Right now you have..

 

>Go to band

>Turns out it's in the basement

>Weird

>Walk in

>Turns out alor of people are here

>Grab a pair of drum sticks

>Grab a pad follow the notes, screwing up a couple of times

A. Pay attention

B. Goof off

C. Other

 

>Eventually you get bored.

>You exit out of class

>Try to find Flutters

>Find her in Animal Science

>Sit next to her

A. Small talk

B. Real talk

C. Get to the point

 

>"Oh! You came back! S-sorry for yelling."

"It's okay. So, do you still like Dash? "

>"Not like when we where together"

>Thank you based god

>"Oh..phew.."

A. Get to the point

B. Real talk

 

>damn it I have to to ask her

"So, d-do you wanna go out? "

>Her eyes lit up.

>"YES! I-if that's okay."

>The final bell rings

 

End Day 1

Summary

Asked Flutts out

Got laughed at vy dash

Met Twilight