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Flash Sentry

By: InCogNeat-OPone on Jan 25th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.05 KB  |  hits: 26  |  expires: Never
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  1.  >Be Flash Sentry
  2.  >Be a cunt to everyone
  3.  >Be stealing girlfriends
  4.  >Be a stereotypical bad boy to everyone around me
  5.  >Got your drivers license over the summer
  6.  >Time to drive this bad boy to school
  7.  >You get your keys ready
  8.  >You hop in your Chevy Camaro and start the engine
  9.  >The sweet purr of a new car is enough to drive a man to the orgasmic brink
  10.  >You place your foot on the gas, still entranced in the aroma
  11.  >You mistakenly floor it
  12.  >You drive full speed out of the drive way and into a kid
  13.  >The car keeps going though
  14.  >All that's left of that kid is blood, guts, and bones
  15.  >You close your eyes
  16.  >This is 2spooky4u
  17.  >You feel a full stop
  18.  >I-Is it over?
  19.  >You open your eyes
  20.  >You crashed into the school building
  21.  >You so good, you don't even need to look
  22.  >Oh...
  23.  >The Principals are the first ones on the scene
  24.  >Except for the on looking students
  25.  >Be Flash Sentry
  26.  >Be grounded for life
  27.  >Have drivers license revoked
  28.  >Be living in debt for the rest of you life, trying to pay off the damage
  29.  >Was it worth it?
  30.  >Totally.
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