- Celestwerk 2000!
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- >Be Anon
- >Be at school Thanks Giving dinner
- >It's just you, a couple other honor students and the principals
- >Things are going good until Doctor Discord joins with a couple bottles of cider and wine
- >You raise your glass for wine
- >"Anon..."
- >Celestia calls you, staring at you
- >You lower your glass
- >Fukin' square
- >Discord comes over, pouring Raspberry Apple cider into your glass
- >You take a sip
- >'S pretty good.
- >Celestia takes a sip of her's
- >She takes another
- >And another
- >Even V.P Luna notices, stopping her on her third sip
- >"Sister, maybe y-you should lay off the wine a bit."
- >"Luna.."
- >She takes a final sip before giving the last few quarts to her successor
- >“Maybe you should have a good time. It /is/ Thanksgiving after all."
- >Luna hesitates..
- >She declines
- >"Very well."
- >She gulps the rest down
- >Ohlawd
- >Celestia waves down Doc, asking for more
- >He doesn't bother to question her
- >“T-Thanks"
- >She finishes that glass as soon as she downed the last one
- >"Someone's gonna get laid."
- >You whisper to your fellow students
- >They giggle
- >Twi said she was going to make it late
- >Organizing the library again
- >You sometimes help her with her new job, although she insists she does it on her own
- >What a shut in
- >However, you saved a seat for her, even though Celestia wanted her to sit beside her
- >Debate class came in hand
- >Just like you did at the Formal
- >TopLel
- >Celestia begins to look tipsy, slurring her speech, leaning on Luna and spouting out tales of when she was younger
- >Your principal was a whore
- >Deal with it
- >"Y-y'know, I never really l-learn dis whole 'twerking' thank you students always du."
- >She's old as Rick rolling
- >Twilight enters the staff café
- >The staff café was a room over from the student café, yet only held a long table and a vending machine
- >She sits beside you, exchanging a quick kiss
- >“H-hay, Luna, look! Twi haz a boyfrand."
- >"Ugh..."
- "What happened?”
- >“She had wine again, didn't she? "
- "She's not supposed to have wine? "
- >“A little, but she gets outta hand when she drinks more than a glass."
- >Discord places Twi's piece of turkey in front of her
- >“Thanks..D-doc."
- >A paper plane flys over her place, hitting her in the forehead
- >She opens it, reading silently
- >"PRINCIPAL! "
- >Celestia laughs her ass off
- >Twilight shows you the note
- >Its sloppily written but you can make it out
- >'How many times have you sucked his dick?'
- "Pfft..
- >You take out a pencil
- 'Ninety nine times'
- >Send it back
- >Celestia reads it
- >She looses her shit
- >Twilight shoves you
- >Luna tries to calm Celestia down
- >She succeeds
- >Celestia writes down something
- >She sends it over again
- >'Give to Anon: Do you think you could teach me your ways after dinner?'
- >She wants the dick
- 'Sure! '
- >You throw it over, it landing in Luna's food
- >“ANONYMOUS!"
- >Lel
- >Celestia reads it quickly
- >"SCORE!"
- >After dinner, You, Twi, and Celestia hang back, talking about the happenings
- >Celestia is finishing off the left over wine
- >By now, Twi accepted the fact that she can't stop her
- >"Ooh! Twi, run up by teh librara...ra-"
- >“Library?"
- >"Yeh! I think I left mah...Purse there."
- >“Alright. Anon, make sure she doesn't do anything stupid."
- "Gotcha."
- >She gives you a quick kiss before running upstairs
- >There's several seconds of awkward silence
- >"Anon.."
- "Y-yes?"
- >“What's this 'twerking' Twilight was doing?"
- "I-its basically shaking one's ass."
- >"Teach me."
- >You get up, turn around and stick ass in front of your pincipal
- >She gives it a solid slap
- >You flinch
- >You start the 'Shake n' Bake'
- >Then the 'Rollercoaster'
- >Then the 'Clapper'
- >"That's enough, Anonymous."
- >You sit down as she gets up
- >She assumes position
- >10/10 stance
- >Beautiful ass
- >Unf..
- >She begins 'Rollo'ing
- >Then Shaking
- >And baking
- >And repeating
- >On the third time around, she grabs your hands, placing them on the soft badoink
- >Yur dick.
- >She repeats once more, before shoving her ass onto your face
- >“Principal, I didn't find your purse in the library, but I found it in your offi- oh..."
- >Celestia immediately stops, letting go of your hands and take her ass off of your face
- >"He /does/ have good techniques, Twilight."
- >“PRINCIPAL! "
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- Game over
- You Win!
- High score of 68 points
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