Title:           Celestwerk 2000
Author:          InCogNeat-OPone
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/x5JvJ1xK
First Edit:      Saturday 25th of January 2014 10:45:58 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 25th of January 2014 10:45:58 PM CDT

Celestwerk 2000!
Insert coin...
Start!
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>Be Anon
>Be at school Thanks Giving dinner
>It's just you, a couple other honor students and the principals
>Things are going good until Doctor Discord joins with a couple bottles of cider and wine
>You raise your glass for wine
>"Anon..."
>Celestia calls you, staring at you
>You lower your glass
>Fukin' square
>Discord comes over, pouring Raspberry Apple cider into your glass
>You take a sip
>'S pretty good.
 
>Celestia takes a sip of her's
>She takes another
>And another
>Even V.P Luna notices, stopping her on her third sip
>"Sister, maybe y-you should lay off the wine a bit."
>"Luna.."
>She takes a final sip before giving the last few quarts to her successor
>“Maybe you should have a good time. It /is/ Thanksgiving after all."
>Luna hesitates..
>She declines
>"Very well."
>She gulps the rest down
>Ohlawd
 
>Celestia waves down Doc, asking for more
>He doesn't bother to question her
>“T-Thanks"
>She finishes that glass as soon as she downed the last one
>"Someone's gonna get laid."
>You whisper to your fellow students
>They giggle
>Twi said she was going to make it late
>Organizing the library again
>You sometimes help her with her new job, although she insists she does it on her own
>What a shut in
>However, you saved a seat for her, even though Celestia wanted her to sit beside her
>Debate class came in hand
>Just like you did at the Formal
>TopLel
 
>Celestia begins to look tipsy, slurring her speech, leaning on Luna and spouting out tales of when she was younger
>Your principal was a whore
>Deal with it
>"Y-y'know, I never really l-learn dis whole 'twerking' thank you students always du."
>She's old as Rick rolling
>Twilight enters the staff café
>The staff café was a room over from the student café, yet only held a long table and a vending machine
>She sits beside you, exchanging a quick kiss
>“H-hay, Luna, look! Twi haz a boyfrand."
>"Ugh..."
"What happened?”
>“She had wine again, didn't she? "
"She's not supposed to have wine? "
>“A little, but she gets outta hand when she drinks more than a glass."
>Discord places Twi's piece of turkey in front of her
>“Thanks..D-doc."
>A paper plane flys over her place, hitting her in the forehead
>She opens it, reading silently
>"PRINCIPAL! "
>Celestia laughs her ass off
>Twilight shows you the note
>Its sloppily written but you can make it out
>'How many times have you sucked his dick?'
"Pfft..
 
>You take out a pencil
'Ninety nine times'
>Send it back
>Celestia reads it
>She looses her shit
>Twilight shoves you
>Luna tries to calm Celestia down
>She succeeds
>Celestia writes down something
>She sends it over again
>'Give to Anon: Do you think you could teach me your ways after dinner?'
>She wants the dick
'Sure! '
>You throw it over, it landing in Luna's food
>“ANONYMOUS!"
>Lel
>Celestia reads it quickly
>"SCORE!"
 
>After dinner, You, Twi, and Celestia hang back, talking about the happenings
>Celestia is finishing off the left over wine
>By now, Twi accepted the fact that she can't stop her
>"Ooh! Twi, run up by teh librara...ra-"
>“Library?"
>"Yeh! I think I left mah...Purse there."
>“Alright. Anon, make sure she doesn't do anything stupid."
"Gotcha."
>She gives you a quick kiss before running upstairs
>There's several seconds of awkward silence
>"Anon.."
"Y-yes?"
>“What's this 'twerking' Twilight was doing?"
"I-its basically shaking one's ass."
>"Teach me."
 
>You get up, turn around and stick ass in front of your pincipal
>She gives it a solid slap
>You flinch
>You start the 'Shake n' Bake'
>Then the 'Rollercoaster'
>Then the 'Clapper'
>"That's enough, Anonymous."
>You sit down as she gets up
>She assumes position
>10/10 stance
>Beautiful ass
>Unf..
>She begins 'Rollo'ing
>Then Shaking
>And baking
>And repeating
>On the third time around, she grabs your hands, placing them on the soft badoink
>Yur dick.
 
>She repeats once more, before shoving her ass onto your face
>“Principal, I didn't find your purse in the library, but I found it in your offi- oh..."
>Celestia immediately stops, letting go of your hands and take her ass off of your face
>"He /does/ have good techniques, Twilight."
>“PRINCIPAL! "
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Game over
You Win!
High score of 68 points