- Celesticup 3000
- Insert coin to start!
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- >Be Anon
- >Be having tea with Celestia
- >It's cool and all that you landed a job at your old middle school, but do you seriously need to have tea time?
- >You figured it was just Celestia mocking your British culture
- >She never did this shit with any of the other employed teachers
- >Not even with her sister
- >Speaking of, she's aged beautifully
- >She died her hair black recently to celebrate her birthday
- >Magnificent
- >You take a sip of the porcelain teacup
- >She takes a sip
- >You take a louder sip
- >She takes a blood-curling loud sip
- >Well, fool? You just gonna sit there and wallow in defeat like a bitch?
- >'Course not
- >It never deterred your personality at school
- >You take a loud sip
- >You got it...
- >FUCK
- >Some of the tea goes down the wrong hole, causing you to cough it up
- >Celestia laughs like a bitch ass
- >Well, she giggled, but her voice was so deep these days, it was hard to differ
- >A knock comes from the door
- >“Come in."
- >The door opened to reveal
- >That bitch again...
- >Cadence stares at you with the same old grin
- >She was acknowledged nicer, compared with your old school days
- >Nowadays, she just stared you down to fuck with you, knowing you always cringe when she did
- >“Ah, Cadence. Did you get those reports I sent you? "
- >She nods, coming further into the office
- >“laminated them too.'
- >“Thanks, leave 'em on the desk."
- >“Little Anon's still having tea time with his wittle baby sitter."
- >Now that's just absurd
- >She was never your babysitter
- >Chaperone on that one trip, maybe.
- >But never babysitter
- "Y-you too."
- >“Would you like the join us?"
- >“Well, I'm on lunch break..I could kill a few minutes."
- >"Coffee pot's next the cabinet."
- "Coffee pot? "
- >You raise an eyebrow
- >“S-sorry. Teapot."
- "Better."
- >You sit back, taking a sip of mint tea
- >Cadence pours some tea from the pot into one of the last teacups
- >She pulls up a chair and sits next to you
- >You scooch the chair over a bit
- >Just in case she gives you that stare, it’d be far enough that it won't be lethal
- >She takes a sip of her tea, scrunching her face in disgust
- >She's obviously never had tea before
- >Fucking Pleb
- >You take a sip of your tea, staring blandly at Cadence
- >She looks back at You nervously
- "You're trying too hard."
- >“W-what? "
- "You also forgot to stick out the pinkie. Pleb."
- >Spaghetti leaks from her pockets
- >She's sweating under pressure
- "Troubled? "
- >“O-of course not..."
- >She attempts to stick out her pinkie
- >It comes out halfway
- >She's never done this before
- >You switch your glare to Celestia
- >She's donned an unamused and disappointed face, looking blandly at Cadence
- >Cadence sighs
- >“D-do I really have to do it this time? '
- >Celestia nods
- >Cadence sighs
- >"Here goes.."
- >She brings her mouth to the cup
- >She places her pearly white teeth onto the mouth of it
- >Wait a minute, what?
- >She takes one more look at Celestia
- >She closes her eyes and proceeds to bite down onto the white porcelian
- “W-what? "
- >A loud crack comes from the right of you
- “JESUS!”
- >She bit off a piece of the cup, holding it in her mouth
- >Celestia nods once more
- >Cadence slides the fractured cup into her mouth, chewing it
- >Muffled cracks came from out of her mouth, as tears began forming in her eyes
- >Is this what rape culture is like?
- >She continues chewing up the porcelain until it was at a swallow-able level
- >Hesitatingly, she swallows the fractured pieces
- >She cringes as she feels it violently poking in her throat
- >She takes a breath once she's certain It’s all gone down
- >You can momentarily see the inside of her mouth
- >The roof of her mouth, tongue, And the root of her teeth were gushing blood
- >She quickly recovers, going in for another bite
- >“That's enough."
- >“T-Thank you."
- >"Your lunch break was over a minute ago. Return to your office or else."
- >“O-of course."
- >Cadence slowly gets up, stumbling, hold her stomach, and coughing
- >She exits the room, leaving her tea
- >After Cadence leaves the area, Celestia returns her gaze back at you
- >She casually takes a sip of her tea
- >"Something wrong, Anon?"
- "N-no. Not at all."
- >“Hmm..."
- >You take a finishing your tea
- "W-well, I guess I'll be seeing you around, then...”
- >“You're not finished."
- "Excuse me?”
- >She points to the cup
- >Hell no
- >“As I respect your culture, I expect you to respect mine."
- >There's no shying outta this.
- >You pick the cup up
- >This shits cray
- >You bring the tea cup up by the handle
- >You place your teeth on the mouth, just as Cadence did
- >You bite down onto the porcelain
- >Having...Trouble...Doing this...
- >Celestia sets her cup down, walking towards you
- >she places her teeth onto the opposing side of the mouth
- >You feel her nose rub against your's
- >She bites down, breaking it in a matter of seconds
- >She chews her’s down to miniature shards
- >She takes the rest of the cup out of your mouth, giving you a French kiss
- >She transfers the shards into your mouth, pulling away, and sealing your mouth shut with her index finger
- >You swallow, sending the porcelain down your throat
- >“Good. You are excused."
- >You get the fuck outta there.
- >Fucking psychos in this school
- End.
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