Title:           Personal log d22
Author:          IkeaPone
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/ngydsqB7
First Edit:      Wednesday 10th of July 2013 10:37:02 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 10th of July 2013 10:37:02 PM CDT

Morning
Haven't written an update for a while. Felt it was about time I did so. Helped Rain set up a granary and a silo, went well, didn't have straw for packed straw so we did packed soil. Then we made some furniture, did a kick-ass bed for Wormy, and went to the river to play in the water. Turns out I'm as much of a natural in a horse's body as I was as a human. Neat! Met the giant crab that was pissed he hadn't gotten the fruits that Rain promised him at some point, grapes and strawberry specifically. So we went and looked for wild strawberry. Instead we found skeletons. With spears. That broke. Fuck the east.
All in all, that was a neat day spent with friends. Despite undead shit-fucks.
 
Followed Lucy down into the catacombs, meaning to root out the rust monsters. Killed a couple of rustbugs, things going reasonably well until we ran into a fucking Umberhulk...
Quick downed a potion and went Hulk on it and Lucy, once again disregarding her safety, went head to head with it, ending up FUCKING JUMPING OVER A STRIKE AND DECAPITATING THE BASTARD. I'd probably be more annoyed at her if that wasn't so damn awesome. I ripped off its pincers and as many plates as I could carry, cause damn, I want some umberhulk armour!
 
We gathered at the inn, as always. I think that Rain had sprained a wing? So quick was giving her a massage as thanks for saving her life at some point. Kai joined the table and seemed jealous at the attention, so I offered to give her a massage. Sort of lost myself in it and didn't notice that she was having a pretty bad case of the estrus... Sort of nearly raped me before retaking control of herself. Spooked her pretty bad. Drank pretty heavily after that, and apparently decided to drunkenly offer my help in 'relieving' herself.
 
So... yeah. Later talked to her about it and it seems like I have a friend with benefits. yay?
 
Also, met a new pony, Starlight. Sort of mixed her up with Starfire, which was a bit awkward. . .
Seems like a nice pone, really likes her drink, though.