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  1. 25 [22:30:23] <Liven_Up> Well fuck I'm bored
  2. 32 [22:30:34] GoldenTouch looks at AL
  3. 25 [22:30:36] <Hearth|Campan> Eeyup...
  4. 25 [22:30:42] <Al_Dente> !roll d100 to look cool
  5. 25 [22:30:42] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  6. 32 [22:30:45] Al_Dente looks mad
  7. 32 [22:30:52] GoldenTouch cockslaps liven "I challange you~"
  8. 25 [22:31:10] <Boris_> Damn Al, you sure look mad
  9. 25 [22:31:16] <Al_Dente> I aint even mad
  10. 25 [22:31:25] <Boris_> !roll 1d100 he mad
  11. 25 [22:31:25] <GameServ> 5 == 5
  12. 25 [22:31:30] <Boris_> He ain't mad
  13. 20 [22:31:31] Rainy|Haze [[email protected]] has joined #Fourcannon
  14. 25 [22:31:59] <Cyanni> !roll 1d100
  15. 25 [22:31:59] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  16. 25 [22:33:07] <Boris_> So Cyanni, hownew.ru
  17. 25 [22:33:29] <Al_Dente> Make sure you keep your sides close
  18. 25 [22:33:46] <Liven_Up> Not now Golden, lwed levels gone...
  19. 25 [22:33:52] <Liven_Up> Thinking of playing Hats
  20. 25 [22:34:51] <Hearth|Campan> Mmmmm, no computer for a week.   How am I gonna live!?
  21. 25 [22:34:59] <Cyanni> sonuw
  22. 25 [22:35:00] <Liven_Up> You're not
  23. 37 [22:35:04] Al_Dente [[email protected]] is now known as Al_AFK
  24. 25 [22:35:04] <Liven_Up> suicide is the only option
  25. 25 [22:35:35] <Hearth|Campan> Okay, just let Bob know what happened,  okay?
  26. 25 [22:35:46] <Hearth|Campan> I'm sure he'll understand.
  27. 25 [22:35:49] <Liven_Up> kks baibai
  28. 32 [22:35:49] GoldenTouch looks at liven
  29. 25 [22:36:10] <Liven_Up> Wait
  30. 25 [22:36:14] <Liven_Up> No, wait...
  31. 25 [22:36:17] <Hearth|Campan> yeh?
  32. 25 [22:36:29] <Liven_Up> Can i have ur baby then?
  33. 25 [22:37:12] <Hearth|Campan> ...hmmmmmmm.  Gonna have to postpone my suicide to mull this jet.
  34. 25 [22:37:18] <Hearth|Campan> over*
  35. 25 [22:37:31] <Liven_Up> Alright, but don't take too long
  36. 25 [22:39:16] <Al_AFK> all dis commitment
  37. 25 [22:39:43] <Boris_> Al pls
  38. 25 [22:39:44] <Hearth|Campan> What'chu talkin' 'bout Al?
  39. 25 [22:39:52] <Boris_> You are afk how are you typing
  40. 25 [22:39:59] <Al_AFK> magic
  41. 37 [22:40:14] Al_AFK [[email protected]] is now known as Al_MagicalVan
  42. 25 [22:40:16] <Hearth|Campan> is he a Wizard?
  43. 25 [22:40:17] <Hearth|Campan> Welp.   question answered.
  44. 34 [22:40:24] Echo [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  45. 32 [22:40:29] Al_MagicalVan puts his robe and wizard hat on
  46. 25 [22:41:04] <Boris_> !roll 1d100 duel
  47. 25 [22:41:04] <GameServ> 79 == 79
  48. 25 [22:41:15] <Boris_> I CHALLEBGE YOU
  49. 25 [22:41:28] <Al_MagicalVan> !roll d100 to turn Boris into Corgi
  50. 25 [22:41:29] <GameServ> 57 == 57
  51. 25 [22:42:03] <Boris_> !roll 1d100 turn Al into paperclip
  52. 25 [22:42:04] <GameServ> 19 == 19
  53. 32 [22:42:12] Al_MagicalVan casts level 5 spell upon Boris
  54. 37 [22:42:35] Boris_ [[email protected]] is now known as Slav_Corgi
  55. 25 [22:42:46] <Al_MagicalVan> Look at my magics
  56. 32 [22:42:52] Al_MagicalVan twirls his wand.
  57. 25 [22:43:00] <Slav_Corgi> !roll 1d100 bite Al
  58. 25 [22:43:00] <GameServ> 14 == 14
  59. 32 [22:43:06] Slav_Corgi rolls over
  60. 32 [22:43:16] Al_MagicalVan pets the Corgi. "Good dog."
  61. 32 [22:43:28] GoldenTouch pets al
  62. 25 [22:43:37] <Al_MagicalVan> Im a wizard!
  63. 25 [22:43:41] <GoldenTouch> "Good pony~"
  64. 25 [22:43:47] <Al_MagicalVan> !Roll d100 to turn Golden into a human
  65. 25 [22:43:47] <GameServ> 52 == 52
  66. 32 [22:44:01] Al_MagicalVan casts a level 2 spell on Golden.
  67. 32 [22:44:22] GoldenTouch is not a human because he doesn't want to change his name
  68. 25 [22:44:33] <Al_MagicalVan> I said magic damnit!
  69. 32 [22:44:41] Al_MagicalVan jabs Golden with his wand
  70. 25 [22:44:46] <Hearth|Campan> So Liven, what makes you the ideal recipient of my child after I commit sudoku?
  71. 25 [22:44:47] <GoldenTouch> "I SELL MAGIC AND MAGIC ACCESSORIES"
  72. 25 [22:44:59] <GoldenTouch> hearth? what about me ;_;
  73. 25 [22:45:01] <Slav_Corgi> !roll 1d100 Turn Al into doge
  74. 25 [22:45:01] <GameServ> 71 == 71
  75. 25 [22:45:09] <Al_MagicalVan> Im responsible Hearth
  76. 25 [22:45:12] <Slav_Corgi> Al is now doge
  77. 25 [22:45:15] <Al_MagicalVan> !Roll d100 for parent get
  78. 25 [22:45:15] <GameServ> 92 == 92
  79. 37 [22:45:24] Al_MagicalVan [[email protected]] is now known as Al_TheDogandParent
  80. 25 [22:45:31] <Al_TheDogandParent> Im eligible
  81. 25 [22:45:32] <Slav_Corgi> >Al good parent
  82. 25 [22:45:39] <Hearth|Campan> You can apply too, Liven asked first so I will check his credentials and qualifications first.
  83. 20 [22:45:40] Echo [[email protected]] has joined #Fourcannon
  84. 25 [22:45:41] <Slav_Corgi> >Gets drunk ever night
  85. 25 [22:45:45] <Al_TheDogandParent> Slav pls
  86. 25 [22:45:47] <Echo> Nnnnnf
  87. 25 [22:45:50] <Slav_Corgi> *woof*
  88. 25 [22:45:51] <Echo> This corn soup
  89. 25 [22:45:51] <Al_TheDogandParent> Im the ideal parent
  90. 25 [22:45:58] <Al_TheDogandParent> !roll d100 for grade A parenting
  91. 25 [22:45:58] <GameServ> 52 == 52
  92. 25 [22:46:09] <Slav_Corgi> !roll 1d100 Grade AAA
  93. 25 [22:46:10] <GameServ> 41 == 41
  94. 37 [22:46:18] Al_TheDogandParent [[email protected]] is now known as Al_Dente
  95. 25 [22:46:25] <Hearth|Campan> Although I fear he may be playing hats right now.  *Scribbles something on a clipboard*
  96. 37 [22:46:45] Slav_Corgi [[email protected]] is now known as Boris_
  97. 25 [22:46:50] <Al_Dente> Theres always an alternate
  98. 32 [22:46:53] Al_Dente motions to himself
  99. 25 [22:47:00] <Boris_> Can always sell it on eBay
  100. 25 [22:47:10] <Al_Dente> Not anymore Boris
  101. 32 [22:47:11] GoldenTouch is ready and in a suit
  102. 25 [22:47:12] <Al_Dente> Not anymore....
  103. 25 [22:47:23] <Boris_> Fine, Amazon
  104. 32 [22:47:30] Hearth|Campan nods and takes more notes "Mhmmm mhmm"
  105. 25 [22:47:34] <Al_Dente> !roll d100 for tuxedo
  106. 25 [22:47:34] <GameServ> 21 == 21
  107. 32 [22:47:47] Al_Dente is wearing gardening clothes
  108. 25 [22:47:54] <Boris_> What's with the notes
  109. 25 [22:47:57] <GoldenTouch> "Ms. Bob?"
  110. 25 [22:47:58] <Boris_> Lemme se
  111. 25 [22:48:01] <Al_Dente> I teach the children the values of a yob
  112. 25 [22:48:15] <Boris_> You show them the value of a green card
  113. 25 [22:48:22] <Hearth|Campan> Okay, I'd like to see you all one at a time for now.  If you would all take a seat outside for a moment. ..
  114. 32 [22:48:23] Al_Dente flashes a passport.
  115. 32 [22:48:33] Al_Dente takes a seat in the lobby
  116. 32 [22:48:40] Boris_ takes a seat
  117. 25 [22:49:13] <GoldenTouch> [hearth..... i had the most feelsy moment ever on my drive to soccer practice involving you and echo ;_;]
  118. 25 [22:49:30] <Al_Dente> [[ feels on wheels ]]
  119. 32 [22:49:33] Hearth|Campan motions golden in.  "Please, come in and take a seat.  Now.  What makes you the ideal caretaker for my child after I commit sudoku? "
  120. 32 [22:50:08] GoldenTouch walks into the room and takes a seat
  121. 25 [22:50:33] <Hearth|Campan> [Oh? and what was that golden? ]
  122. 34 [22:50:36] BlazingSky [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  123. 25 [22:50:51] <Liven_Up> [Sorry had to do some dishes]
  124. 25 [22:51:10] <Al_Dente> [[ washing them before the dish washer? ]]
  125. 25 [22:51:40] <Hearth|Campan> You can take a seat in the lobby for now, Liven.   interviewing golden right now.   You have some competition now.
  126. 25 [22:51:49] <Liven_Up> [Dishwasher is for plates, forks, bowls and the like, but heavier stuff gets handwashed]
  127. 32 [22:51:59] GoldenTouch cries [>Bobs missing, echo is by your side and is tired of putting up with your sadness, goes on adventure alone to find bob for you and bob returns with the shattered body of echo ;_;]
  128. 25 [22:52:04] <Al_Dente> [[ tfw dishwasher needs prewash ]]
  129. 32 [22:52:09] Liven_Up looks a golden. "Dis nigga serious?"
  130. 25 [22:52:12] <GoldenTouch> [tfw keep that mane short
  131. 32 [22:52:16] GoldenTouch looks at liven
  132. 32 [22:52:22] Al_Dente waves at Liven and motions towards the seats in the lobby.
  133. 25 [22:52:28] <Hearth|Campan> [;_; Golden why? ]
  134. 32 [22:53:06] GoldenTouch is scared this is a backroom casting, and hearth asked me to sit on the couch
  135. 32 [22:53:59] Hearth|Campan leans back in her chair, holding a clipboard and pen.  She looks up at Golden waiting for his response.
  136. 32 [22:54:35] GoldenTouch cannot do this right now and runs away
  137. 32 [22:55:00] Al_Dente watches Golden run out of the confrence room.
  138. 25 [22:55:24] <Boris_> "Damn, the hell si wrong wit hhim"
  139. 32 [22:55:25] Hearth|Campan sighs and calls out "Next! "
  140. 25 [22:55:37] <Boris_> [But who was next?]
  141. 32 [22:55:45] Al_Dente just gets up and enters the room.
  142. 32 [22:56:15] Al_Dente takes a seat on the couch.
  143. 32 [22:56:48] Hearth|Campan makes a note then looks back up at Al "So?  What makes you the most qualified for the job?"
  144. 34 [22:56:50] Mary_ONette [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  145. 32 [22:57:40] Al_Dente twirls his hooves. "Well..... I always wanted to raise a kid of my own, and I beleive my heart is in the right place. Could be the father that I always wanted."
  146. 25 [22:57:49] <Aoyin> [So I just clicked back here, and I am extremely amused at what I'm reading. But Hearth pls. Family. Faaamilyy~]
  147. 25 [22:58:38] <Al_Dente> "I had a little brother if that helps."
  148. 25 [22:59:02] <Al_Dente> "And I have a clean criminal record!"
  149. 32 [22:59:22] Hearth|Campan nods "Mhmmm... And what experience do you have that would make you stand out from the others here today? "
  150. 32 [23:00:04] Al_Dente rubs the back of his head and shrugs. "I suppose you could say I know what a father SHOULDNT be, so it wont be hard to avoid that."
  151. 37 [23:00:35] Liven_Up [[email protected]] is now known as Livenborn
  152. 25 [23:00:41] <Al_Dente> "I cook."
  153. 25 [23:00:55] <Hearth|Campan> [Aoyin, so I'll be without a computer until Friday and Liven made it clear that suicide is the only option I have in such a dire situation,  and he asked if he could have my baby so other people asked so now I'm having interviews]
  154. 25 [23:01:18] <Al_Dente> [[ cue up m8 ]]
  155. 25 [23:01:24] <Boris_> [U wot]
  156. 25 [23:01:43] <Al_Dente> [[ THE QUEUE ]]
  157. 32 [23:02:22] Al_Dente shifts nervously in his seat.
  158. 25 [23:02:23] <Hearth|Campan> "Okay okay..." *scrawls on the clipboard for a minute before waving Al out without looking up at him* "I think I've heard all I need to hear, send the next one in on your way out"
  159. 25 [23:02:25] <Boris_> [I-I don't understand]
  160. 32 [23:02:39] Al_Dente gets up and quietly leaves.
  161. 25 [23:02:51] <Boris_> [Wait, isn't it a bit unfair that Al and I go both]
  162. 25 [23:02:52] <Hearth|Campan> [Shhhhh shhhh shhhh, understanding is for the weak]
  163. 25 [23:03:00] <Al_Dente> [[ Boris pls ]]
  164. 25 [23:03:06] <Boris_> [Al pls]
  165. 32 [23:03:19] Livenborn waits patiently, sipping on some tea.
  166. 32 [23:03:42] Al_Dente helps himself to the free tea and cookies
  167. 25 [23:03:49] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for restraint
  168. 25 [23:03:49] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  169. 32 [23:03:58] Al_Dente grabs a hoof full of cookies
  170. 32 [23:04:00] Livenborn smacks Al. "Bitch that's my tea."
  171. 25 [23:04:01] <Boris_> [They got free food? Aww yiss]
  172. 32 [23:04:14] Al_Dente is smacked and just takes more cookies.
  173. 25 [23:04:15] <Livenborn> "As in I brewed and brought it here."
  174. 25 [23:04:17] <Boris_> !roll 1d20 share
  175. 25 [23:04:17] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  176. 37 [23:04:18] GreenHoof [[email protected]] is now known as GreenHoof-AFK
  177. 25 [23:04:28] <Livenborn> "So can I go in now or what?"
  178. 25 [23:04:30] <Boris_> [Damn Liven is a greedy nigga]
  179. 37 [23:04:56] LusciousLucidLucy [[email protected]] is now known as Lucyne
  180. 20 [23:05:31] Chinook [[email protected]] has joined #Fourcannon
  181. 25 [23:05:43] <Boris_> [Waiting intensifies]
  182. 32 [23:06:46] Hearth|Campan taps a hoof impatiently in the desk as she waits
  183. 25 [23:06:58] <Al_Dente> *soft elevator music fills the waiting room*
  184. 25 [23:07:04] <Livenborn> "Nigga did she say I can go in or not?"
  185. 25 [23:07:25] <Boris_> "Excuse me? Is there such a need for offensive terms?"
  186. 32 [23:07:55] Hearth|Campan looks over the notes she already made, considering the current options
  187. 25 [23:08:04] <Livenborn> "Well considering you tried to steal my tea and won't tell me, I must say yes."
  188. 25 [23:08:21] <Al_Dente> "That was me actually."
  189. 25 [23:08:23] <Boris_> "I didn't try shit, tha twas him"
  190. 32 [23:08:27] Al_Dente rasies his hoof and tries to snatch the tea.
  191. 25 [23:08:37] <Boris_> "Get your eyes checked man"
  192. 25 [23:08:47] <Al_Dente> !roll d20 for tea snatch
  193. 25 [23:08:47] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  194. 32 [23:09:01] Livenborn looks around. "I'm terribly sorry I have a cold. And only d100 counts here, you know that."
  195. 32 [23:09:08] Livenborn takes his tea and walks to the door, knocking.
  196. 25 [23:09:10] <Al_Dente> !roll d100 to snatch that damn tea
  197. 25 [23:09:10] <GameServ> 54 == 54
  198. 32 [23:09:26] Al_Dente snatches at Liven's tea.
  199. 32 [23:10:02] Hearth|Campan readjusts her papers and looks up to the door "Come in!"
  200. 32 [23:10:32] Livenborn walks in, having already finished his tea. "Hello, I'm here for the interview?"
  201. 32 [23:10:35] GoldenTouch follows liven In
  202. 25 [23:11:22] <Hearth|Campan> "Of course.  Please take a seat... Golden?"
  203. 32 [23:12:01] Boris_ sits patiently
  204. 32 [23:12:15] GoldenTouch looks at hearth "Give my position to liven, he deserves it more and could be a better parent to your child then I could ever hope to be...."
  205. 32 [23:12:18] Livenborn sits down and waits.
  206. 32 [23:13:35] Hearth|Campan stares at Golden with a straight face for a few moments before writing something down on the clipboard "Noted, anything else? "
  207. 32 [23:13:58] GoldenTouch shakes his head and walks out "Nope"
  208. 34 [23:14:58] Chinook [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Ping timeout: 192 seconds
  209. 20 [23:15:13] Parchment_Page [[email protected]] has joined #Fourcannon
  210. 32 [23:15:21] GoldenTouch pokes his head back in
  211. 25 [23:15:26] <GoldenTouch> "One last thing"
  212. 32 [23:15:37] Hearth|Campan shifts in her seat and places the clipboard down.  She leans over the desk, her hooves pressed against eachother under her chin.  "So, why are you the best man for the job? "
  213. 32 [23:15:44] GoldenTouch has the face of someone about to cry "Keep that mane short~"
  214. 32 [23:15:54] GoldenTouch is eaten by zombies~
  215. 25 [23:16:05] <Al_Dente> !roll d100 for screams
  216. 25 [23:16:06] <GameServ> 87 == 87
  217. 32 [23:16:12] Hearth|Campan nods to Golden then turns back to Liven
  218. 32 [23:16:18] Al_Dente makes movie like screams
  219. 25 [23:17:40] <Hearth|Campan> "Well?"
  220. 32 [23:17:49] Livenborn smirks as he gathers his thoughts.
  221. 25 [23:18:02] <Al_Dente> [[ dont your child to live on the edge ]]
  222. 25 [23:18:07] <Al_Dente> [[ couldn't resist ]]
  223. 32 [23:18:26] Hearth|Campan returns the smirk, eager to hear what he has to say.
  224. 25 [23:19:20] <Livenborn> "Well for one, you and Bob both know mw very well. I'm adaquit medically, and can easily take care of them in any emergency. I'm great with kids, and back home have been taking care of a very sick younfer brother for years. I'm strict, but know when to let up. I like my life accoring to a code of honor, one that I would instill in the child to help them be the best person they can be."
  225. 34 [23:19:35] Cyanni [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  226. 32 [23:20:24] Hearth|Campan nods as she thinks about what Liven has said.
  227. 32 [23:21:32] Hearth|Campan raises a hoof "I have just one question..."
  228. 25 [23:21:40] <Livenborn> "Please, ask."
  229. 32 [23:23:48] Hearth|Campan closes her eyes and takes a breath.  As she releases,  she opens her eyes and stares intensely at Liven.  "On a scale of 1 to Liven, how edgy would you rate yourself? "
  230. 25 [23:24:12] <Al_Dente> *hushed whispers and shushes*
  231. 25 [23:24:51] <GreenSleeves> (Say yes)
  232. 32 [23:24:59] Livenborn consideres the question. "Hmmm, I'd have to say it fluxes. Three on my dullest days, four and a half on average, and Live+++ at my worst."
  233. 32 [23:26:28] Nova_Flux picks up Hearth
  234. 25 [23:26:31] <Nova_Flux> ITS BABY TIME
  235. 25 [23:26:36] <Al_Dente> Oh my
  236. 32 [23:26:36] Nova_Flux drums on her tummy
  237. 25 [23:26:40] <Nova_Flux> !roll d100
  238. 25 [23:26:40] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  239. 25 [23:26:43] <Nova_Flux> Nope
  240. 25 [23:26:44] <Hearth|Campan> "OHGODWHY"
  241. 25 [23:26:46] <Nova_Flux> Baby aint ready
  242. 25 [23:26:57] <Al_Dente> So a baby decides where the other baby goes?
  243. 25 [23:27:03] <Al_Dente> !roll d100 for paradox
  244. 25 [23:27:03] <GameServ> 64 == 64
  245. 25 [23:28:10] <GreenSleeves> !roll 1d100 for 72
  246. 25 [23:28:10] <GameServ> 84 == 84
  247. 32 [23:28:17] Hearth|Campan regains her composure and fixes her hair as she sits back down and huffs "So..."
  248. 37 [23:28:32] GreenSleeves [[email protected]] is now known as GreenSleeves|FNV
  249. 25 [23:28:50] <Livenborn> "So..."
  250. 25 [23:30:04] <Al_Dente> !roll d100 for game show results format
  251. 25 [23:30:05] <GameServ> 60 == 60
  252. 25 [23:30:15] <Al_Dente> *lights dim and a spotlight follows Hearth*
  253. 20 [23:31:08] Bob [[email protected]] has joined #Fourcannon
  254. 32 [23:31:09] Hearth|Campan shoves everything off of the side of the desk in one fell swoop, the climbs on top of the desk and points at Liven "You can have the baby you glorious faggot... just be sure to tell Bob what happened. ... and lock the door on the way out.
  255. 25 [23:31:14] <Bob> HEARTH!
  256. 25 [23:31:16] <Bob> ALSO WHAT
  257. 25 [23:31:22] <Hearth|Campan> LOLOLOLOL
  258. 25 [23:31:29] <Al_Dente> Attempted Murderer becomes a father
  259. 25 [23:31:30] <Hearth|Campan> WHAT TIMING!
  260. 32 [23:31:31] Bob lost his sides
  261. 25 [23:31:34] <Al_Dente> Justice is served
  262. 25 [23:31:38] <Bob> http://pastebin.com/G65r5dWv
  263. 25 [23:31:43] <Bob> Just GM'd this beauty
  264. 25 [23:31:45] <Al_Dente> Time for the party!
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  266. 25 [23:31:53] <Livenborn> "Whoo~!"
  267. 25 [23:31:57] <Bob> Also whut
  268. 25 [23:32:10] <Livenborn> "But srsly was there ever any doubt?"
  269. 25 [23:32:20] <Al_Dente> !roll d100 for doubts
  270. 25 [23:32:20] <GameServ> 100 == 100
  271. 25 [23:32:21] <Livenborn> "Wait, Hearth!"
  272. 25 [23:32:24] <Al_Dente> Always
  273. 25 [23:32:29] <Hearth|Campan> "Yeah? "
  274. 25 [23:32:41] <Livenborn> "You can't do that until the baby's born. I don't have a womb for the fetus to gestate in."
  275. 25 [23:32:59] <Bob> Whut
  276. 25 [23:32:59] <Boris_> !roll 1d100 r63 liven
  277. 25 [23:32:59] <GameServ> 97 == 97
  278. 25 [23:33:02] <Boris_> You do now
  279. 25 [23:34:33] <Hearth|Campan> "..." *flips the desk* "Fuck it all then!  Sudoku it is!" *picks up her clipboard and pen from the ground.  She sits down in the chair and continues to scrawl on it occasionally stopping to think.
  280. 37 [23:34:43] Livenborn [[email protected]] is now known as Liven_r63
  281. 32 [23:35:00] Al_Dente offers Hearth a bottle of helium
  282. 25 [23:35:03] <Al_Dente> Quick and painless!
  283. 32 [23:35:15] Bob walks in
  284. 25 [23:35:18] <Al_Dente> And gaurantted for a few laughs
  285. 32 [23:35:22] Bob 360s and moonwalks out
  286. 32 [23:35:28] Hearth|Campan pushes the bottle away.  "I'm fine with sudoku"
  287. 32 [23:35:33] Al_Dente tries to Helium Bob
  288. 25 [23:35:37] <Al_Dente> BOB TRY THIS
  289. 25 [23:35:41] <Al_Dente> ITS QUICK AND PAINLESS
  290. 25 [23:35:48] <Al_Dente> !roll d100 for test subject
  291. 25 [23:35:49] <GameServ> 99 == 99
  292. 37 [23:35:59] Bob [[email protected]] is now known as Bob|Helium
  293. 32 [23:36:05] Al_Dente grabs Bawb and shoves him into the couch
  294. 25 [23:36:14] <Al_Dente> Just put this mask over your face.
  295. 32 [23:36:17] Al_Dente offers bob a mask
  296. 32 [23:36:24] Bob|Helium says everything with a high pitched voice
  297. 25 [23:36:33] <Bob|Helium> "Everything with a high pitched voice]
  298. 25 [23:36:37] <Al_Dente> Science, its amazing
  299. 37 [23:36:49] Duskie [[email protected]] is now known as DuskieSleepin
  300. 25 [23:36:56] <DuskieSleepin> night fourcannon
  301. 32 [23:36:58] Hearth|Campan slams the clipboard on the upside down desk. "Well! I'm going home!  It was fun guys! " *Starts to walk out*
  302. 25 [23:37:11] <Bob|Helium> "whut"
  303. 37 [23:37:20] Bob|Helium [[email protected]] is now known as Bob
  304. 25 [23:37:39] <Al_Dente> Its all over
  305. 25 [23:37:42] <Al_Dente> Ogre
  306. 25 [23:37:49] <Hearth|Campan> "I said I was gonna commit sudoku, so I did.  Now I'm gonna go home and take a nap"
  307. 25 [23:38:03] <Al_Dente> Hearth was 2 hardcore 4 u
  308. 37 [23:38:03] Liven_r63 [[email protected]] is now known as Liven|r63
  309. 25 [23:38:08] <Boris_> !roll 1d100 Mr Bones
  310. 25 [23:38:09] <GameServ> 68 == 68
  311. 25 [23:38:12] <Liven|r63> "Um, guys..." She blushes.
  312. 25 [23:38:13] <Bob> Whut
  313. 25 [23:38:15] <Boris_> Where do you think you're going
  314. 32 [23:38:18] Hearth|Campan gestures to the clipboard "Took line enough too"
  315. 25 [23:38:29] <Hearth|Campan> Long enough*
  316. 25 [23:38:43] <Bob> Whut
  317. 25 [23:38:55] <GoldenTouch> bob
  318. 25 [23:38:55] <GoldenTouch> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEndEPil6_o
  319. 25 [23:38:58] <Al_Dente> !roll d100 for 4cannon black organ market
  320. 25 [23:38:59] <GameServ> 85 == 85
  321. 25 [23:39:01] <GoldenTouch> if i die.... i want this to play
  322. 32 [23:39:04] Al_Dente is a qualified quack.
  323. 25 [23:39:12] <Al_Dente> "Golden step right this way!"
  324. 25 [23:39:21] <Al_Dente> "You will get to play whatever you dream in here!"
  325. 34 [23:40:06] Hidden_Glimmer [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: Web client closed
  326. 25 [23:40:06] <Hearth|Campan> "Go home Boris, I'm keeping it.  You're my alternate though, Liven... and you're still godfaget, so there's that.  PEACE! "  *walks the fuck out*
  327. 25 [23:40:14] <Liven|r63> "Can one of you change me back?"
  328. 25 [23:40:22] <Bob> !roll 1d100 for no Liven
  329. 25 [23:40:22] <GameServ> 73 == 73
  330. 25 [23:40:30] <Al_Dente> "Liven I can do wonders with folds!"
  331. 25 [23:40:33] <Al_Dente> "Step right up!"
  332. 25 [23:40:36] <Bob> !roll 1d100 for r63 Liven is now canon
  333. 25 [23:40:37] <GameServ> 35 == 35
  334. 32 [23:40:39] Al_Dente juggles his scalpels.
  335. 25 [23:40:41] <Sarge> Who likes a porn page on facebook?
  336. 25 [23:40:43] <Sarge> I DOOOOOOO
  337. 25 [23:40:55] <Boris_> Wat
  338. 25 [23:40:55] <GoldenTouch> !roll 1d100 for r63 hearth and bob to be cannon
  339. 25 [23:40:55] <GameServ> 90 == 90
  340. 25 [23:40:58] <GoldenTouch> HA
  341. 25 [23:41:00] <Bob> Hue
  342. 25 [23:41:02] <GoldenTouch> >BOB HOWS THE BABY
  343. 25 [23:41:09] <Boris_> >hows
  344. 25 [23:41:14] <Al_Dente> >WHO DA BABY
  345. 25 [23:41:24] <Hearth|Campan> Liven, can you pastebin this starting from where you said you were bored for me?
  346. 25 [23:41:26] <Aoyin> I'd look at it
  347. 25 [23:41:31] <Bob> Hue
  348. 25 [23:42:43] <Hearth|Campan> Well, that was fun.  I would pastebin it myself, but phone.
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